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[–]Sleep45 10 points11 points ago

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In my criminal law class there was a girl that said girls are too unstable during pms and should not be charged with murder if it were to happen during that time. (she was not being serious but it was a fun exercise with the teacher to play extremes) this got a laugh and some support from the other girls. I was quick to respond then It would self defense to kill that girl on pms. (this is not nearly as cold as it sounds now that I am typing it but it got a great laugh out of the whole room.)

[–]normsy 24 points25 points ago

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Communists in the funhouse.

[–]thesnoosnoo 33 points34 points ago

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bitches be trippin'

......into doorknobs

[–]_kT_ 4 points5 points ago

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My name is Katie.

[–]Captian0bvious 2 points3 points ago

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Yes it is.

[–]El_Sonador 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it's just plain rude to stick half your arm in there like that.

[–]CJayhawk 4 points5 points ago

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My biggest regret in life will be either printing this picture off and showing it to my wife Katie, or NOT printing this off and showing it to my wife Katie.

[–]Howisdiscool 8 points9 points ago

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And that's why you should always leave a note.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 8 points9 points ago

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This comic is put up here at least every two months. It's posted more often than my girl gets her period......wait.....

[–]Levy_Wilson 8 points9 points ago

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Well it's the first time I saw it.

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

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Err... congratulations on your first period?

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

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what is the source of this?

[–]clzair[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I linked it back to a 9gag.com page, but that's all I got...

[–]booder1987 1 point2 points ago

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Having dated two Katie's i can say with 100% certainty that this is how they all act on their period.

[–]maurawrza 5 points6 points ago

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How are you typing then if you have no arms?

[–]smile_e_face 0 points1 point ago

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With his nose.

[–]booder1987 0 points1 point ago

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type 150 word per minute with my nose!

[–]Petyr_Baelish 0 points1 point ago

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I am a Katie, and I definitely used to act like that on my period (started mellowing out a lot once I became an adult though).

[–]booder1987 0 points1 point ago

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well as a guy who once dated a katie like this im glad to hear it.

[–]BeeSilver9 5 points6 points ago

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Do guys ever consider just how bad Aunt Flo must be to turn women into masochistic crazy people?

[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe 8 points9 points ago

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Do women ever consider that this has happened to them at least 100 times before and that they should grow up and learn to control their emotions?

If they want to be treated like an adult then act like an adult 95% of the time - acting like a child 20+% of the time isn't what adults do.

[–]stopstigma 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah ppl should control their emotions, but im just gonna put it out there that it doesnt happen 100 times before (the same way). Sometimes you are just more hormonal, and more emotional than other periods. So one period you could be fine and another you could cry at anything or be bitchy. Idk its hard to explain to those that don't have it, it also varies from woman to woman so you can't even say what its like for everyone.

For me it only happens for like two days and I can cry at anything, so I just avoid people. For others its different.

[–]CatFiggy 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, them bitches need to tell their glands and shit to STOP.

That's how that works. When a man don't like a woman's bodily functions, she has got to CONTROL that shit.

Straight up.

[–]eekthebat 11 points12 points ago

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That's like telling someone who is depressed, or has bi-polar disorder to cheer up or control themselves. It's not really possible to consciously control the way hormones affect your body.

[–]stinkyp00t 14 points15 points ago

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But it is possible to control your behavior and mind your tongue.

[–]stopstigma 4 points5 points ago

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not always if you are bipolar.

[–]funnynickname 0 points1 point ago

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TAKE YOUR MEDICATION! Seriously bi-polar people, you need those pills.

[–]stinkyp00t 0 points1 point ago

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Bipolar people cannot control how they feel. They can control how they behave. Seriously, if they can't control their behavior they should be institutionalized.

[–]stopstigma 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes they do get institutionalized. So yes they can't control how they behave.

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[–]uberguby 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair, if you cut my arm off, I don't want to hear it either way.

[–]stopstigma 1 point2 points ago

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lol obviously, but I don't think anyone is really taking the image seriously and we have moved onto a slightly different topic.

[–]cheezy8 1 point2 points ago

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Do you ever consider that dealing with the PHYSICAL cramping is different that minding what you say and what ticks you off? You can't control your hormones, genius.

[–]clzair[S] 2 points3 points ago

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if not, they definitely should.

[–]MasterBaters 1 point2 points ago

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Menstrual cycle jokes are not funny, period.

[–]clzair[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I guess I saw this one coming...

[–]omegax21 1 point2 points ago

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This cost me a relationship of 5 years at one point. It was her excuse for everything, she literally attacked me like a xenonorph for calling the cops cause I was scared she would attack me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was scared she would attack me

Was the sex worth living in fear of a woman?

[–]omegax21 1 point2 points ago

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The sex was great, pornstar quality so in some ways, yes. After a while and her getting increasingly out of hand. I told her to stay the hell away from me. The worst part of it all, her parents hated me. Her mom thought I was beating her. I still haven't gotten over how old-fashioned (to a fault) her parents were.

[–]BenChode 0 points1 point ago

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Men bleed too!

[–]MK19 0 points1 point ago

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What font is that???

[–]adholdaminen 0 points1 point ago

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What a bloody mess.

[–]maedr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ron_Mahogany 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it then women get so mad when we ask "Are you on the rag?" then when they are acting like they are?

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[–]CatFiggy -1 points0 points ago

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Whenever I see a comment like this, I can't help but wonder if you really don't know how it works, or if you're just an idiot.

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[–]CatFiggy -1 points0 points ago

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No. It's not. And I wasn't apologizing.

If I said, "It's alright, you're a man; it's not your fault that you're a jerk, and I forgive you," would that be considered sexist?

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[–]CatFiggy 2 points3 points ago

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The sarcastic "Oh no! I'm crying now!" only works when the comment was intended to actually hurt. I'm just making statements. And yes, sexism is wonderful when it's in joke-form.

"Point out the wrongs"? Well, yeah, you said something I thought was wrong, and I said so, yes. That's called disagreeing. It happens from time to time, and then some people even verbalize it.

Rationalization? What was I rationalizing?

That you didn't understand what you were talking about? Totally makes it better, yep. I love sticking my foot in my mouth. I feel it really adds to my image. So I see what you were going for.

[–]NoobOnTheRun[!] -4 points-3 points ago

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tl;dr. Goodnight!

[–]geeca 1 point2 points ago

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A woman has never been kicked in the balls and will never understand why it hurts so much.

A man has never had a period cramp and will never understand why it hurts so much.

[–]CatFiggy 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. I feel like you proved my point.

[–]TheSextasticSultan 0 points1 point ago

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You guys go get those down votes :D

[–]ajleece 0 points1 point ago

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Everything about this annoys me.

[–]yinyangyan -3 points-2 points ago

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This Be a repost!

[–]ghenna -2 points-1 points ago

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At least there is some acknowledgement of period behavior change- usually I just get blamed for more shit.

[–]jingoblingo -1 points0 points ago

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Those cold dead eyes, just like in real life.

[–]jezekiant -4 points-3 points ago

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I can and I will.

[–]thepwnguin 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kelso485 -1 points0 points ago

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This is fucking old

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[–]BumpyUpperArms 10 points11 points ago

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appropriate username

[–]snippybitch -3 points-2 points ago

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I wouldn't be throwing that out there if I were you...

[–]spoonfedkyle 2 points3 points ago

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Why not. He's right.

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 1 point2 points ago

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Alas, BumpyUpperArms Was never heard from again... spoonfedkyle's name was found on a list nearby.

[–]snippybitch 0 points1 point ago

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I was more pointing out his user name.

[–]spoonfedkyle 0 points1 point ago

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Gotcha :)