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[–]tominsj 1 point2 points ago

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Did you let the winner go?

[–]BezerkMushroom 1 point2 points ago

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am i the only person who had the "DUNN DUNN DUNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNN" star trek battle theme pop into their head?

[–]WhatAboutDubs 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO! Instantly.

[–]U_R_Tard 1 point2 points ago

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But why not Zoidberg?

[–]tinktiza 1 point2 points ago

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WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!

[–]sjbennett85 1 point2 points ago

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The butter-knife is a gateway knife.

[–]UncleKabuki 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the lobster.

[–]fullMETALturban 0 points1 point ago

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stop doing that lobsters you dont neeed knives!

[–]EatingSteak 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw that picture 10 years ago in a hotmail email list, but still makes me smile.

And automatic upvote for two lefties. Southpaw ftw.

[–]diMario -2 points-1 points ago

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Those aren't swords. Those are floor tiles, in your kitchen.

[–]tinktiza 0 points1 point ago

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You shouldn't have children

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

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I once had a small child for breakfast. Made me sick all day.

[–]tinktiza 0 points1 point ago

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Did you leave it in the dumpster too long?

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

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No, it turns out my microwave was a bit on the lam. Too little power, clocky running too fast, whatever.

Result: one undercooked breakfast.