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[–]Majexs 19 points20 points ago

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My dad drew this. More of his cartoons can be found at www.perspicuity.com Enjoy!

[–]snipsnip 4 points5 points ago

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This link is for your dad: www.perspicuity.com

[–]tibererer 10 points11 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he has visited his own website before.

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed SOFA KING hard that I broke the sound barrier with the simultaneous fart that accompanied my laughter.

Edit: I'm apparently not the first to make the SOFA KING joke in these comments... I love the world...

[–]snipsnip 0 points1 point ago

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I mean I did the whole convert text to a clickable link for the dad. MY EFFORT WAS FOR THE DAD!

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[–]Axoren 0 points1 point ago

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Somerville, MA? No way...

@_@

[–]ShakyBonez 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's not Somerville, ME.

[–]Axoren 2 points3 points ago

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Or Somerville, NJ.

New Jersey... ugh...

[–]escapehatch 0 points1 point ago

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Current Somerville resident, bought the Aphesias: SOmetimes you want to go where nobody knows your name shirt and the New Jersey shirt when I saw his stand in Davis Square a while ago. Love his work!

[–]Yeti_Poet 0 points1 point ago

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Tell your dad he's still awesome and the best thing since Gary Larson.

[–]bangonthedrums 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, it's résumé or resume. One accent kind of defeats the purpose

[–]princeAlilad 5 points6 points ago

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This is classy, I like it!

[–]polishprince76 4 points5 points ago

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And have you ever been experienced?

[–]Gnall 0 points1 point ago

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Not just stoned, but experienced.

[–]SGNick 2 points3 points ago

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Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

[–]Gnall 2 points3 points ago

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That's the one! ...my mind was hazy, apologies.

[–]Awkward_Kirk 3 points4 points ago

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Read this in the voice of Bobby Hill.

[–]nomnomgardettos 2 points3 points ago

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So what's this about employment at Gym E. Hendricks? I've been looking for a job at a gym somewhere

[–]Kintobor 2 points3 points ago

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Not necessarily stoned, but uh... beautiful.

[–]NamesAreOptional 8 points9 points ago

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PLEASE EXPLAIN, IM TOO WETODDED TO GET IT

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[–]polishprince76 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NamesAreOptional 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, kind, sir. I am much obliged to upvote said reply.

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[–]BrightonGoose 2 points3 points ago

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Haha you say funny thing.

[–]tigersbloodftw 1 point2 points ago

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SOFA KING WETODDED

[–]Jefftheman45 1 point2 points ago

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Résumé*

[–]jcl4 1 point2 points ago

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I love when he was on the Dick Cavett show, and Dick said "Do you try to get up every day and work?"

And Jimi said "Well, I try to get up every day."

[–]mcallister24 0 points1 point ago

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Man I am the experience

[–]Vincent__Vega 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, let me prove it to you.

[–]electricenergy 0 points1 point ago

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Well.... Let me prove it to you.

[–]Fru-Hendrix 0 points1 point ago

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yes!

[–]evaluna 0 points1 point ago

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This is outside one my coworkers office and I see it eeeeeveryday. Shoulda known it would be a reddit fave.

[–]julzham 0 points1 point ago

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I actually laughed out loud

[–]Varsuvius 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot upvote this any more.

'Course, as a Hendrix fan (and a guitarist, who is influenced by his style), I was unable to NOT upvote it.

[–]charged4ever 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]lessfatmatt -2 points-1 points ago

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This was literally on the front page yesterday.

[–]wisenheimer 2 points3 points ago

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It you don't see this posted no more on the front page, I'll post it on the next one. And don't be late.....don't be late.

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[–]wisenheimer -1 points0 points ago

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I stand right up to a karma whore, I vote him down with a click of my mouse.

[–]scrapedtoast -3 points-2 points ago

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Made me lol.