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Forever alone...Together. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by breakingeven
[–]TehMainRaggy 2118 points2119 points2120 points 10 months ago
Damn I missed the last Reddit meetup!
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 781 points782 points783 points 10 months ago
TIL that /r/Realdolls exists. Surprisingly, the girls don't contribute too much.
[–]a_scanner_darkly 823 points824 points825 points 10 months ago
They might be a bit shy and retiring at first but they do have a lot of spunk in them once you get them going.
So i'm told.
[–]tkr2099 181 points182 points183 points 10 months ago
I really, really hate that I read this comment while eating stuffed tortelloni
[–]lawfairy 137 points138 points139 points 10 months ago
I can't imagine she's too fond of you dividing your attention either.
[–]Gladestalker 58 points59 points60 points 10 months ago
You know how italian women get.
[–]AlvinMinring 112 points113 points114 points 10 months ago
Yup, some women can get very Italian.
[–]wango138 62 points63 points64 points 10 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]jkahrs595 89 points90 points91 points 10 months ago
Dude. I have no idea when I posted to that sub, I swear.
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 81 points82 points83 points 10 months ago
It says right there on the link: 1 year ago.
How's Rui working out for you?
[–]RustedWheel 19 points20 points21 points 10 months ago*
For anyone who doesn't know, you can also hover over the "1 year" to see the exact date and time if you're ever curious. In this case: Wed September 1 13:39:28 2010 GMT
[–]niqtoto 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
You don't need RES to do this. It is a standard feature, at least while browsing in Chrome. Can't speak for other browsers.
[–]Stitch-a-holic 59 points60 points61 points 10 months ago
TIL that the place that makes Realdolls is less than 5 miles from my house...
[–]Redebo 97 points98 points99 points 10 months ago
Time for a factory tour!
[–][deleted] 150 points151 points152 points 10 months ago
OOOOH OOOOH, JUST HAD AN IDEA. Reddit Field Trips!
[–]rubicon11 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
Now remember everyone! You must bring 10 dollars with the permission slip back by the 12th!
And don't forget to get a pack lunch that day. We will not be returning till 3:00!
[–]owenstumor 274 points275 points276 points 10 months ago
They may not be givers, but I bet they can take a lot.
[–][deleted] 145 points146 points147 points 10 months ago
They may not contribute to the discussion, but they are model listeners.
[–]nomalas 62 points63 points64 points 10 months ago
Look at those guys all dolled up for their conference.
[–]socatevoli 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
It must have been a catered conference.. dude on the far right looks pretty stuffed.
[–][deleted] 80 points81 points82 points 10 months ago
They may be molded in a spread eagle position, but they are not karma whores.
[–]i_fap_faps 89 points90 points91 points 10 months ago
A girl any manikin have
[–]AShaqFreethrow 220 points221 points222 points 10 months ago
OH I love pun threads. Let's see here.... ummmmm.... hmmm. I GOT IT. They don't eat meat but they sure like the bone. ...shit.
[–]zappyalex 83 points84 points85 points 10 months ago
Was going to downvote. Saw username.
[–]AShaqFreethrow 58 points59 points60 points 10 months ago
Going for the thank you.... ...Fuck Off. DAMNIT!
[–]rtmars 56 points57 points58 points 10 months ago
TIL from the first link on that subreddit that they sell male dolls with penises and pubic hair. And you can specify the size of the penis and amount of pubic hair. I find this much creepier than the girl doll for some reason. Oh, god, you can also get shemale dolls.
[–]PeriodBlood 79 points80 points81 points 10 months ago
You can also get shemale dolls.
Yes, yes. Go on...
[–]SirFappleton 46 points47 points48 points 10 months ago
PeriodBlood.
...
[–]lemonstar 31 points32 points33 points 10 months ago
At first I thought "period blood" was some kind of add-on feature for the dolls...
[–]IHarknessI 46 points47 points48 points 10 months ago
Meh, they're only for Reddit Gold members anyway.
[–]Oneway252 1346 points1347 points1348 points 10 months ago
This photo proves that money is everything. If you don't have money, you cannot even get a nice looking dummy girlfriend.
[–]grundose 1246 points1247 points1248 points 10 months ago
At first I thought she was real and thought it was just the one creepy dude with a doll.... then I realized they all were.
[–]GeneralWarts 602 points603 points604 points 10 months ago
Shortly after that I wondered if the guys with expensive girls even talked to guys with cabbage patch dolls. I mean, that's gotta be like putting a farmer next to a country club yacht owner.
[–]Finchester 159 points160 points161 points 10 months ago
hey now, maybe that cabbage patch doll has a winning personality
[–]durfsmurf 183 points184 points185 points 10 months ago
Yeah, it's what's inside that counts.
Literally, like maybe he put a fleshlight up in there.
[–]mossadi 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
More like a hand, that's what goes inside a Muppet.
[–]dumbledorkus 363 points364 points365 points 10 months ago
Thats exactly what I was thinking. The one in the front left almost looks normal, but then it's sat next to that round faced sock puppet... thing.
Sock Puppet Clive: Oh hey Jeff, hows was the holiday? You're looking lovely today Cindy.
Real Doll Jeff: Yeah, it was lovely. Still can't afford a real girl 'eh Clive?
SP Clive: ...
[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 309 points310 points311 points 10 months ago
DON'T YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THAT
[–]SicilianEggplant 152 points153 points154 points 10 months ago
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!
[–]dorothy_mantooth 34 points35 points36 points 10 months ago
Bless you child.
[–]snottlebocket 153 points154 points155 points 10 months ago
Oh wow, that's the meanest thing I've read all day and it's hilarious.
[–]eamonman2 105 points106 points107 points 10 months ago
SP Clive: Well, at least I didn't spend thousands of dollars for a sneering, uptight bitch!
[–]meltedlaundry 83 points84 points85 points 10 months ago
RD Jeff: At least mine is uptight! Christ, I can see the cotton coming out of that thing's nose.
[–]stanleyfarnsworth 52 points53 points54 points 10 months ago
SP Clive: MY GIRL LOVES ME FOR *WHO I AM* NOT JUST MY MONEY!!!
[–]giveitago 38 points39 points40 points 10 months ago
She's only with you because of your money.
[–]MananWho 24 points25 points26 points 10 months ago
Maybe she's funny, or something?
[–]freon 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
I just don't want you being a Raggedy-Ann-hog.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
You Bastard! ಠ_ಠ
[–]biznatch11 107 points108 points109 points 10 months ago
And one poor guy shows up and just puts a fleshlight on the chair next to him.
[–]dreamendDischarger 29 points30 points31 points 10 months ago
Every doll community is like this. As a aBJD owner (Asian ball-jointed dolls), there is a huge sense of elitism that comes from spending $500 on a doll and then $250+ for the accessories (high quality wig, outfit, eyes and makeup) instead of being one of 'those people' who buys the cheap-looking $150 doll and dresses it in cut-up socks with a $10 wig and plastic eyes.
...so even if they did talk there was probably some mocking going on there behind their backs. I can pretty much guarantee the guys with the beter dolls felt way superior. Doll people be crazy, realdoll people be crazier (Reborn doll owners be craziest).
[–]shiftdnb 34 points35 points36 points 10 months ago
Do you think the men get mad and beat up their doll if another man comes by and woos her into having sex with him?
[–]mossadi 18 points19 points20 points 10 months ago
"Bitch I saw the way you were looking at him, your mouth wide open, eyes glazed out of obvious LUST. I bet you didn't even try to stop him sob"
[–]Cozmo23 43 points44 points45 points 10 months ago
Somone should show up with a hot girl dressed like this Make her sit real still.
[–]mossadi 58 points59 points60 points 10 months ago
I like how you are putting that forth as though they have the option to just bring a hot girl and play a joke on the others. "We don't bring these plastic fake women because we have to, it's because we choose to."
"Bob, I could have sworn I saw your fake girl breathing! You know that is a ban for life Bob, remember what happened when Jim brought that supermodel and tried to convince us she was just one of those fancy Japanese robots?! Jim now has to stay home with his real girl, Bob. HE HAS TO STAY HOME."
[–]kirktastic 31 points32 points33 points 10 months ago
Real Dolls are $6000+. For a fraction of that you can get a hooker escort to do this.
[–]rowens72 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
But you cant store a hooker in the closet.
[–]PerfectLibra 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
You can't?
[–]TheBluePanda 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
wow.. didn't realize that until you mentioned it. My eye went straight to the low-budget doll.
[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 12 points13 points14 points 10 months ago
Me too. I was thinking "Well, they could always get together with each othe- oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh."
[–]AlexHimself 53 points54 points55 points 10 months ago
That's what I was wondering...were the other guys too poor to get the good dolls or do they have another fetish I'm unaware of for sock puppet dolls.
[–]stanknutz1985 45 points46 points47 points 10 months ago
sock puppet dolls = less clean up.
[–]HomoErectus3 25 points26 points27 points 10 months ago
they're never the same after you wash them though, all crusty and shit.
[–]lead_farmer 66 points67 points68 points 10 months ago
I hear ya, there's probably a pringles can put in down there full of mayo. I hear that gets the job done...
[–]ColdWulf 51 points52 points53 points 10 months ago
:{D
[–]waterskier2007 81 points82 points83 points 10 months ago
[–]KennyLog-in 111 points112 points113 points 10 months ago
Hey, looks aren't everything. I bet she has a really good personality.
[–]rednecktash 38 points39 points40 points 10 months ago
Looks to me like there's two good looking single chicks in the back there..
[–]jhend 551 points552 points553 points 10 months ago
Ok I'm confused. The two dummies in the back on the right...did they come in together?
[–]The_Flatlander 393 points394 points395 points 10 months ago
I think Johnny long-hair in the back row just likes a little variety.
[–]jhend 43 points44 points45 points 10 months ago
Just a guess but he look like he blew his wad on the one in the middle...oh God this is creepy. But he like the one on the left the most because they have matching t-shirts.
[–]reacher 27 points28 points29 points 10 months ago
Tried to figure out what was on the shirt. Left one has "DOLL". Right one has "-RUM". I did a google image search of dollrum. I was aptly shaken.
[–]Laz3rfac3 37 points38 points39 points 10 months ago
Doll Forum
www.dollforum.com
nsfw obviously
[–]frickindeal 22 points23 points24 points 10 months ago
Some people apparently find this sexy...
[–]xbbdc 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
jesus some of them look real when the pictures arent all zoomed in... it's creepy!
[–]moarroidsplz 38 points39 points40 points 10 months ago
One of the comments on the forum made me sad:
I lost my wife last year. It's the main reason I joined TDF. For those days when I lose hope and decide that the company of a doll is my best hope for companionship the rest of my life.
:((((
[–]msdesireeg 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
Probably every one of their stories is truly more sad than funny. Haven't you laughing people ever felt lonely as fuck?
[–]Harbltron 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
Yes, but not lonely enough to buy a fuck-doll for a few grand as my new companion.
[–]WalnutSoap 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
I really wanna know but at the same time positive that I don't.
[–]angrytortilla 42 points43 points44 points 10 months ago
1 person is presenting, another is taking the picture. Them's their girlfriends!
[–]calantorntain 22 points23 points24 points 10 months ago
Oh, wow, I only noticed the pink shirted doll in the front. Then closed the picture because it was awkward. Now I realize all the women are fake, and it's so much more awkward.
[–]skokage 17 points18 points19 points 10 months ago*
Sometimes they have multiple dolls, if they can afford them. To get insight into the minds of some of these people, I would highly suggest reading about Kevin Havens, although beware because this is NSFW/NSFL.
Edit - and oh shit, in the OP's picture the guy on the botton left I believe is David Hockey. If you scroll down that page on the left there is a montage picture that has one of him without the beard.
[–]lemonstar 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
That was beyond disturbing. Here's a snippet from one of their blogs I found on SA:
....I had put the finishing touches on my latest TJTL, version 8.0, a real autobiography covering my love life, from my discovery of the show Small Wonder, to my secret of loving mannequins that was pretty secret until I started to get open about it...
I fucking knew "Small Wonder" was a sign of the apocalypse.
[–]jenacious 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
It's the long hair. All the rubber girls want him.
[–]relevant_rule34 1117 points1118 points1119 points 10 months ago*
I'd like to say a few words if I may, since I happen to find the "Doll" phenomenon quite interesting. History has shown that people have been fascinated with banging inanimate objects for a long time. Sailors during the 15th century would often use "Dutch wives" the older equivalent of the Japanese love pillow during long voyages at sea, and the first human shaped sex doll was actually built by Nazis during the top secret Borghild-project to keep Nazi soldiers "safe from STDs" and occupied during the war. Still, sex doll technology has only started taking off in the past few years; to the point where you can now get male dolls with working penises, transgendered models and even dolls with customized personalities.
But, I feel the more interesting issue raised here is not the technology itself but our reaction to it. It's not uncommon for people to balk at the thought of Real Dolls, seeing how they can be offensive to our highly evolved facial recognition features as well as by reducing women to sexual objects. I do think that's a very interesting and valid discussion as well, but for the purposes of this thread I'll stick to the doll culture itself.
There's a very interesting BBC Real Documentary called Love Me, Love My Doll (can someone help edit this URL so it auto-verifies the age? I'm afraid I've forgotten how to do it) that delves a bit into the lives of consumers who purchase Real Dolls. Many of them are "socially awkward men" as the Real Doll PR coordinator herself puts it, who are so far removed from being able to hold normal relationships with people that they turn to silicone alternatives. Still, is it "wrong" I wonder, because the company puts a vagina in the doll, or the doll around the vagina? What exactly is being imitated here?
Humanity is a slave to its animal desires. Imagine what it must be like to be trapped in a mind that craves social companionship, yet lacks the faculties to do so. Minds, no different than yours or mine, capable of creating blogs, daily journals and entire back stories for a fuckable object. I wonder if it's healthier to deny them that source of output, and force them to live in the "real" world. No different than letting someone follow the religious tenets that make them happy, I suppose. Or losing ourselves in an ocean of content so we can numb the grind of another day.
edit:
Here's a link to an unrelated but very well-written doll fiction; courtesy of user MiracleJones
And if you haven't already, I strongly recommend watching Lars and the Real Girl
[–]novelTaccountability 285 points286 points287 points 10 months ago
Your words are as moving now as they were the first time I heard them; when you were delivering the keynote address at our Sexdollveganza 2010 convention.
[–]redditor3000 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
I dream of a world where my real girlfriend can sit down with my fake girlfriend at dinner. A world where I can wheel my fake wife in the park in a wheelchair.
[–]aDildoAteMyBaby 62 points63 points64 points 10 months ago
Still the best novelty account.
[–]lawfairy 131 points132 points133 points 10 months ago
Lars and the Real Girl is an incredible film. It's the kind of thing that reminds me of the power and value of cinema as a form of art. Before watching it, I didn't have any empathy for the Real Doll crowd -- they struck me as a bunch of creepy sexist losers so unwilling to see women as people that they live their lives as though inanimate objects are an actual substitute for real live women. I understand now that it's so much more complicated than that, and that people who find a kind of love with Real Dolls are just as deserving of our empathy and compassion as anyone else.
I'm kind of disappointed that this post got so high up, because from the title of the post it's clear we're meant to be laughing at these men. We shouldn't laugh at them; derision isn't going to help them, or anyone. What they need is genuine human compassion and connection, and it's so sad that the ways that they cope with the lack of connection is to do things that even further ostracize themselves. Someone needs to take the first step towards re-integrating them into society, and given how much many of these guys are suffering, it's probably not going to be them, so it's up to us not to laugh and point like little children.
[–]dabigua 30 points31 points32 points 10 months ago
I suppose laughter may have been the intention, but I find this photograph to be among the saddest pictures I have seen all year.
[–]m0nkeybl1tz 18 points19 points20 points 10 months ago
Damn dude, every once in a while you come out of the woodworks with some of the best, most insightful comments on here. I think the answer lies in examining your question of
Still, is it "wrong" I wonder, because the company puts a vagina in the doll, or the doll around the vagina?
Judging at least from my own reaction, I would say it strikes me as a lot less weird for someone to own a prosthetic vagina than it is for them to have a doll they carry on even a non-sexual relationship with. Or, as you phrased it, the "wrongness" comes from adding the doll to the vagina, and not vice versa. I mean, would you think it's weird for someone who can't get a girlfriend to masturbate all the time? Sad, maybe, but not wrong. How about if they buy a fleshlight to enhance the experience? That may be slightly strange, but it's nothing compared to someone having a human relationship with an inanimate object.
I think this is actually part of a larger societal shunning of people who retreat from reality. Think of reactions to cat ladies who treat their pets as children. Or LARPers. Or hell, think about the treatment of fantasy books and movies as compared to science fiction. For whatever reason, our society frowns on people living in a fantasy world. Maybe it's a caveman reaction to signs of weakness that might hurt the tribe. Maybe it's born out of jealousy, i.e. if I have to live in this shitty reality, so do you. Honestly, I don't really know. But think about it, why is it considered cool to know Calvin Johnson's average yards after catch, but it's weird to know the name of the sword Elrond gave Aragorn? It's simply because one is real, and the other isn't.
[–]ariana00 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
You post with this account at work? Wow, I'm way more impressed now.
[–]elburto 44 points45 points46 points 10 months ago
Thanks RR34.
Pics of Projekt Borghild can be found here (NSFW)
[–]MidnightRider77 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
You can do hover text on links in reddit comments? Oh god, I must learn your secrets!
Also, hilarious.
[–]DoWhile 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
[blue text goes here](http://hyperlink.nuts "whoa hovertext!")
[–]breakingwest 328 points329 points330 points 10 months ago
If you think this is strange I suggest you check out the BBC documentary on these people called Guys and Dolls. It is kinda sad but interesting. Part 1 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2d54NRdJno
[–]perpetual_motion 60 points61 points62 points 10 months ago
I almost can't bring myself to watch that
[–]sexlexia_survivor 26 points27 points28 points 10 months ago
ALMOST...
[–]perpetual_motion 81 points82 points83 points 10 months ago
Yeah I'm on part 4...
[–]passportsling 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago*
I stopped at part 1, around 9:00 where the guy took a "family pic". too depressing for me.
edit: forced myself to watch part 2. he was talking how he was lonely after his mum died. even more depressed.
[–]mrmikeob 111 points112 points113 points 10 months ago
Much more sad than interesting. Off this thread now.
[–]c_megalodon 58 points59 points60 points 10 months ago
The YouTube comment brings a good point:
It wouldn't be so fucking unnatural and strange if they treated these dolls as what they are...sex toys. Nothing more.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 10 months ago
I think I would find it just as creepy if a guy gave his hand a personality the way they give them to their dolls. In fact I find it very off putting when people start to anthropomorphize anything more than they should, like when they refer to their car as 'she' or 'baby' just a bit more than normal.
Of course there isn't anything wrong with it, I know I can get attached to objects in my life that have been with me for a long time. It is when you start to give it personality is when I feel there is a sign of some other underlying problem. Or when that personality starts to manifest itself.
Okay I was trying to skirt around it, but I feel that the blatant disregard for the social order of things (being in love with a doll) is worse than if they had no outlet for the relationships they crave. Yes I know there is all the "don't let other people get you down" or "let them do what they want, it is none of your business" type of sentiment, which I completely understand and try to subscribe to. But, I just can't help the feeling that these dolls are only masking the symptoms by providing an outlet, rather than treating the underlying problem, and even making the problem worse.
What my hypothetical "problem" is? I don't know. If these dolls really make people feel content with themselves then I am all for it. But I am afraid they will only exacerbate their social problems to the point they are not salvageable.
[–]co_upe 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
Sad really. Especially about the second guy in the documentary. His mother died some time ago and having these dolls in a way helps him getting over his mother death. The way he talks about his late mother and reminiscent about her are so.. pure and lonely. I almost cry watching that scene. Damn..
[–]blondezombie 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
There's one guy though, the one who has a girlfriend briefly, who seems more creepy than sad to me. Not creepy because he has dolls, but creepy for his attitude. His explanations for why he likes them (the fact that they can never say no to him, he can has sex whenever he wants without worrying about what they want, etc) makes him seem really controlling and I certainly wouldn't want to be involved with him if that's how he feels toward women, with or without dolls.
[–]rampop 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
I wonder, are the dolls a healthy thing for him, then? A way to let out those desires and have a relationship where he can be 100% in control, without hurting anyone else. Or is this just fucking him up more, letting him accept that these things are okay for any relationship? Would he be like that anyway? It's really hard to say.
[–]Supervisor194 35 points36 points37 points 10 months ago
I can't fap to this.
[–]waitingforthetardis 98 points99 points100 points 10 months ago
What an interesting way to start my day.
[–]IMasturbateToMyself 19 points20 points21 points 10 months ago
That was a normal start for me.
[–]cheerioz 218 points219 points220 points 10 months ago
Those men look so REAL! How do they DO that?
[–]MaeveningErnsmau 54 points55 points56 points 10 months ago
And none of them look like Ryan Gosling.
Becomes significantly creepier when it's not an ex-Mouseketeer heartthrob.
[–]DrKisses 61 points62 points63 points 10 months ago
I bet this hotel got some interesting reviews after this weekend.
[–]bunsofcheese 128 points129 points130 points 10 months ago
I find this terribly sad - is it crushing loneliness that drives a man to form a relationship with an inanimate object or is it that these men are so socially awkward that this is the best solution for them : a partner who doesn't complicate things with conversation?
It's been over a year since I had a date, so I guess I'm worried I'm going to end up with my own (male) real doll...and that depresses the hell out of me.
[–]j0e 78 points79 points80 points 10 months ago
it's both
i got in an argument with a female friend about these once. she thought anyone who would buy one was insane/perverted/abnormal.
but i can empathize with these guys. when you are alone and you don't feel like you can ever love anyone and nobody will ever love you, that's some soul crushing shit. personally i would never get one but i can understand it.
[–]Nackles 50 points51 points52 points 10 months ago
Agreed. I figure, if you're not hurting anyone, whatever you need to get you by is what you should do. And frankly, dating and cultivating intimate relationships is really hard--if someone can bypass that and find happiness another way, more power to him.
Also, "normal" is not a term we should be applying to sexuality. I'm convinced that if we really knew what people are into, even just in their fantasies, our minds would be blown. There's no such thing as normal, just common.
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[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 10 months ago
And strap the fleshlight to the cat? Genius, oh, wait, you probably didn't mean that...
Good exercise though.
[–]the_red_scimitar 17 points18 points19 points 10 months ago
My cat gave me ಠ_ಠ when I upvoted this.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
Step one: Gaffer tape the fleshlight to the cat...
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago*
It reminds me of this one Outer Limits I once saw. Some guy was exiled on Mars for a crime he didn't commit, and they sent him a female looking humanoid robot. Eventually, he gets exonerated and has the chance to leave Mars, but the ship doesn't have room for both him AND his robot companion, so you can guess the ending...
Edit: found it. It was Twilight Zone. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lonely_\(The_Twilight_Zone\)
[–]Deacon 53 points54 points55 points 10 months ago
Good God. For a moment I thought the more realistic of them were real women. I wonder if the men with more expensive fake women look down upon those with cheaper models.
[–]flukshun 38 points39 points40 points 10 months ago
bah, they're just trophy wives. at the end of the day, you can't come home and squeeze them and tell them you love them like you can with the plush or blow-up ones. because the plastic is too hard.
[–]gvendurf 26 points27 points28 points 10 months ago
Guy in the back has two of them? Playeeeer
[–]MeiWonderful 50 points51 points52 points 10 months ago
So funny story. I will premise it by saying I collect dolls (like fashion barbie type dolls) and had started looking at the kinda creepy Ball-Jointed Dolls. I was describing them to my husband, how I'd picked one out, when I'd order etc. So all along, his only real comment is "Well that sounds expensive, but it's your money, so do whatever."
Months later, my Ball-Jointed Doll arrives, and my husband is confused, stating it's a lot smaller than he thought it would be. This surprised me, as at 70cm, these dolls are much larger than usual fashion dolls. I ask him what he was expecting, and he starts describing "well they're human sized, and they wear wigs, and they have vagin........" I interrupt, saying "SOOOOO wait! you thought your wife was buying a real doll, and your only comment was price??" Yeah.
TL;DR my hubs thought I was buying a real doll and didn't question anything beyond cost.
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 10 months ago
I can give you his thoughts in text form:
Those are expensive. What a waste of money.
This is probably as close to a threesome as I'll get. I'll take it.
[–]MeiWonderful 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
Ha! To spice it up even more, we can dress her up as me, an I'll wear a disguise.
[–]freebeers 310 points311 points312 points 10 months ago
Yeah, he's a creeper. The others are normal.
[–]Lost_inmy_mind 53 points54 points55 points 10 months ago
They should let a real girl like me dress their girlfriends. They aren't very good fashionistas..
[–]Guenther110 46 points47 points48 points 10 months ago
If they knew any real girls they'd probably not go out with plastic ones...
[–]batcrip 27 points28 points29 points 10 months ago
You'd go near them?
[–]Lost_inmy_mind 46 points47 points48 points 10 months ago
It's strictly a drop off, pick up service.
[–]Cozmo23 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
Sounds like a business opportunity. "I design outfits for sex dolls and help men dress them up sexy."
[–]anonalong 17 points18 points19 points 10 months ago
Occasionally, guys who see each others' sexy dolls will throw a doll-swapping party. In the end, it's two grown men grinding away on lifeless, unresponsive plastic in some lonely motel room as they try not to acknowledge each other or where their lives went wrong.
[–]Unidan 80 points81 points82 points 10 months ago
Okay, okay, no one is asking this question, so I'm going to:
ARE THEY GOING TO FUCK THEM THERE?
[–]bigfig 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
Realdoll Orgy
[–]TehNoff 18 points19 points20 points 10 months ago
I wonder if it was awkward when they were carrying them all in at the same time.
Like, is it weird when they have to spend a few minutes getting them in a sitting position?
[–]hiddenlakes 21 points22 points23 points 10 months ago
Has there ever been an AMA by someone with a realdoll girlfriend?
[–]DipsomaniacDawg 22 points23 points24 points 10 months ago
That's got trollbait written all over it.
[–]raging_asshole 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
Just so everyone is aware, if you wear your cell phone clipped to your belt, you look like these guys. These guys are the epitome of guys who wear phones on their belts.
So don't fucking do it.
[–]photometric 56 points57 points58 points 10 months ago
This photo makes me sad. I want to go home and hug my wife right now.
[–]Edrondol 110 points111 points112 points 10 months ago
After you take her out of her case and get her dressed?
[–]SilverVendetta 36 points37 points38 points 10 months ago
Did the blonde in the back come by herself or did the guy bring a harem?
[–]measuredinyears 57 points58 points59 points 10 months ago
Why would they allow a camera into one of these meetings?!
[–]Axana 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
If you've already reached the point where you take your Real Doll out in public, then you probably don't care if you're pictured with it.
[–]syuk 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
I imagined them all turning up at the seminar and wondered if they put the love / rag dolls in the passenger seat of their cars, or if they travel in the boot.
Would have been awesome to watch them all arrive. I'd have wolf whistled at the blonde on the left.
[–]cptspiffy 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Dude, carpool lane.
[–]Scrotums 35 points36 points37 points 10 months ago
Together Alone.
[–]Liberaloccident 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
Dostojevski novel.
[–]knees 79 points80 points81 points 10 months ago
Not sure if the blonde at the back is real or not.
[–]Khatam 39 points40 points41 points 10 months ago
It is not.
[–]cloudiestdragon 19 points20 points21 points 10 months ago
Not sure if the guy in the pink superman t-shirt might be a doll too.
[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points 10 months ago
Dear god, someone please tell me this is just an exotic ventriloquist convention.
[–]Deacon 128 points129 points130 points 10 months ago
It's a very special form of ventriloquism. Instead of putting your hand up the doll's back, you . . .
[–]bluegoon 79 points80 points81 points 10 months ago
..take off her robe, and wizards hat.
[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 36 points37 points38 points 10 months ago
Go on...
[–]MustStopMasturbating 53 points54 points55 points 10 months ago
I noticed the 4 obviously fake dolls and thought, "jeez that's got to be disturbing for those other girls there" until I took a close look and......... ಠ_ಥ
[–]Irate_drapist 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
I first thought "Wow, that one in the front row looks really creeped out", then I realised she was a doll. Then I looked past the hand-holding guy in the front row and realised, holy fuck, it's a full convention of dolls, not just one guy brining his doll to a meeting.
[–]StochasticOoze 43 points44 points45 points 10 months ago
Where's Lars?
[–]mrcassette 26 points27 points28 points 10 months ago
he's with a real girl now...
[–]ecanale 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
Is that Mikey from American Chopper in the back? lol.
[–]truesound 11 points12 points13 points 10 months ago
It just fucking makes me sad that people don't show any empathy for how fucking lonely these dudes are and that these dudes have probably built up such strong defense and aversion mechanisms and completely given up that they are near unable to connect with another human being, even if they had the opportunity to.
[–]rynvndrp 28 points29 points30 points 10 months ago
When will people learn?
Have they not had the middle school warnings?
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
[–]alcaholicost 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Is this a twelve step program.
[–]c_megalodon 22 points23 points24 points 10 months ago*
As creepy as this may be, I'm glad these men have something to "help" them sexually. This may be "weird" but it's not exactly "wrong". I'd rather let them have sex with dolls than seeing them being clinically depressed, committing sex crimes or getting STDs. Still, I'd prefer them not to carry their dolls in public, especially because these dolls' main purpose is sexual pleasure. Treating them in the same position as real women is...offensive. But maybe I think that way because I'm a female. I wouldn't want to be viewed in the same position as a sex toy.
[–]SonOfTheLorax 12 points13 points14 points 10 months ago
They've probably put flesh-n-blood women on such a high pedestal that effectively real female companionship is out of reach, so you're probably not in the same position as those dolls.
[–]mangobug 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
At first I thought the purple shirted doll was a real person, so I was just loling at the guy to the right of them and his doll. Then I looked behind him at the other people for their reaction to this doofus. Imagine my growing horror when I realize, pair by pair, that all the women were dolls. I turned to purple shirt for reassurance, but I was betrayed.
[–]underthesea61 19 points20 points21 points 10 months ago
Looks like it's Bring Your Girlfriend To Work Day in the physics department.
[–]cakes 18 points19 points20 points 10 months ago
Those girls sure got all dolled up for that meetup.
[–]Willie_Main 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
The one with the drink in his hand looks a little like my boss. He has pictures of his wife and children in his office but that could just be a clever ruse.
[–]KashN 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
If you are going to be weird, could you at least not be cheap at the same time.
[–]throatsplooshers 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
I like that some are real dolls while the poorer guys have muppets.
[–]jake_newton 18 points19 points20 points 10 months ago
That room must stink like rubber and old semen.
[–]thecoldwarmakesmehot 25 points26 points27 points 10 months ago
There is something so sad about the way the guy in the front row is holding his 'gf's' hand. I have to wonder what makes someone choose to be with an inanimate object over trying to find a living, breathing person. Call me a romantic, but I think there is a person out there for everyone, even if it's only for a little while.
[–]SonOfTheLorax 19 points20 points21 points 10 months ago
I think there is a person out there for everyone
I thought the same thing for a long time. Turns out - sometimes there isn't.
[–]TheTaiPan 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
This has hit a solid 9 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
[–]Z3phyrus 59 points60 points61 points 10 months ago
What... What am I looking at and what website do I check to make sure none of these men are my neighbors...
[–]kihadat 51 points52 points53 points 10 months ago
If you're not made of synthetic rubber, I wouldn't worry too much.
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 138 points139 points140 points 10 months ago
You will likely find them replying to your reddit comments.
[–]zhao_jon 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
Are you...are you talking about yourself?
Oh god, me too!
[–]PuTongHua 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
Do you think they get jealous of each other's wives?
[–]jaymelynn 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
the worst is when they get caught cheating....
[–]hacx 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
Forever Alone Together
[–]alliha 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
Hah! Look at the front, that guy brought a blo- wait. ಠ_ಠ
[–]MrOrdinary 14 points15 points16 points 10 months ago
Once again I am disturbed in my wanderings on Reddit.
[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
That orgy looks like it's off to a slow start.
[–]upyourattraction 42 points43 points44 points 10 months ago
At least they aren't reproducing.
[–]karmapillar 26 points27 points28 points 10 months ago
But they are multiplying.
[–]terrible0ne 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Wonder why dudes wearing a walkie talkie? Someone is probably standing guard outside the door.
[–]NDND 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Who is that cutie in the back row sitting with?
[–]karatesauce 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Do you think they're looking around the room comparing their 'girlfriends' to those of the the other men? "My Suzy is way hotter than these other bitches", says the guy in the front holding her hand.
[–]mikwest 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I've seen pics of starving kids in Africa, but these guys make me feel, like, even more sorry. Am I a bad person?
[–]mitchrodee 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
Are they shooting a sequel to Lars and the Real Girl?
[–]bernstej 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
No! I just woke up and already I've seen too much internet for the day.
[–]boxxa 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago
Wow that one in the black is pretty hot.
[–]zelazny 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
A couple of those poor girls are alone.
[–]FuchsiaGauge 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Kind of makes me sad for them. Also, a bit scared of them. :P
[–]mattbluesman 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
Did anyone else Go oh hey there's 1 of those, wait 2, 3, 4, holy crap they are all real girl dolls. how sad.
[–]Donny_Brook 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I'd be hitting on the cabbage patch girls, the other ones look like some high maintenance bitches.
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