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[–]beardhead 43 points44 points ago

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in queso emergency. I pray to gouda.

[–]Justintime233 29 points30 points ago

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I believe swiss is holier.

[–]nmezib 13 points14 points ago

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You damn fonduementalists.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 1 point2 points ago

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on an unrelated note, I fucking love fondue. God I want some so much right now.

[–]smadams 8 points9 points ago

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I prefer mouse-zerella?

[–]dunderwood 4 points5 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]Born4theslaughter 1 point2 points ago

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Do you?

[–]amazingmaximo 6 points7 points ago

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God damn it. That shouldn't be funny.

But it is, genuine LOL.

[–]Justintime233 12 points13 points ago

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This colby my favorite joke today.

[–]MsMjolnir 10 points11 points ago

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You bleu it!

[–]Turning_Test_Fail 8 points9 points ago

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Me too. I'm Feta up with these cheesy jokes!

[–]dwight_of_schrute 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe I emmental, but I think these jokes are great.

[–]dwight_of_schrute 5 points6 points ago

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I know I havarti posted a couple times in this thread, but I can't stop.

[–]friendly_concierge 3 points4 points ago

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These jokes are the reason I check reddit dairy, you guys are krafty!

[–]glandyover 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, curd I get back in on this one?

[–]Underhill123 0 points1 point ago

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i couldn't edam stop laughing at this one!

[–]atomic1fire -1 points0 points ago

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I know reddit likes it's pun threads, but you guys had to cheez-it. But seriously though, wara you getting these puns. (wara is an Nigerian cheese, and cheez-it is a type of cheese cracker)

[–]y_is_this_funny 6 points7 points ago

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I'm giving these jokes a Brie minus

[–]glandyover 8 points9 points ago

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You Muenster!

[–]mayoroftuesday 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry I missed the start of the pun thread. Cheddar late than never!

[–]dwight_of_schrute 2 points3 points ago

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I mozza put in my two cents as well.

[–]OneDrop 1 point2 points ago*

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I missed out on this pun as well, I gouda had a good joke!

[–]PilotDad 0 points1 point ago

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There's plenty of time - Havarti again!

[–]daberu 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, i've got mice and they don't like cheese. Here's one of them (but they're clones, so if you see one, you've seen them all...) chowing down on an almond slice. http://imgur.com/RO0wm She's a BALB/c http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BALB/c

[–]dromedary_pit 0 points1 point ago

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I have questions about the level of research in that article. Mythbusters did a pretty decent experiment on the elephant/mice thing and actually got the result that elephants are afraid of mice.

[–]A-T 4 points5 points ago

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Que es eso? Eso es queso!

[–]j3d 2 points3 points ago

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Out of all the cheeses of the world, my favorite is

cheeses of Nazareth

[–]callmeworm 0 points1 point ago

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That actually mad me LOL - brilliant!

[–]TangereinZ 1 point2 points ago

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report this as awesome.

[–]reyemka 1 point2 points ago

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I had a pastor once who pronounced Jesus like "cheese sauce"

[–]oryxa 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this before, but it made my laugh. So you sir get an up vote.

[–]j-random 1 point2 points ago

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Vaya con queso!

[–]kingatomic 1 point2 points ago

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Save us, Grilled Cheesus.

[–]will7 1 point2 points ago

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That's not spiritual mouse, that's religious mouse.

[–]sirberus 1 point2 points ago

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This thread is full of unbearable puns.

...

...Back to you, Steve.

[–]elko 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else read it in the voice of this guy?

[–]shubbard86 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah so I'm watching an episode of glee where one of the kids is praying to a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like it has Jesus on it. I live these little coincidences in life.

[–]irishdef 3 points4 points ago

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cheeseits!

[–]Justintime233 2 points3 points ago

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Cheesetits!

[–]irishdef 1 point2 points ago

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[–]the3rdplanet 0 points1 point ago

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My first laugh of the day, upvote for you sir/ma'am! I read it in a little Mexican voice and just lost it.

[–]semperfrater 1 point2 points ago

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Same here sitting through a library resource introduction, once I read cheeses I lost it.

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

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andale, let's cheese it outta here!

[–]SCLegend 0 points1 point ago

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cheese-worshiping Tyromancers..

[–]aphoenix 0 points1 point ago

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In Gouda we Trust.

[–]redheadheroine 0 points1 point ago

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This could only be made better if the mouse was wearing a little sombrero.

[–]Bildivarian 0 points1 point ago

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The Mousiah

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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Spiritual mouse loves swiss because it's holy.

[–]chrisaquino 0 points1 point ago

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who else read this with an accent?

[–]ttr738 0 points1 point ago

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Hey I made a film about Cheesus ages ago! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2nwgHwe5s

[–]internet_hobo 0 points1 point ago

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You guys are clearly too fondue of the puns..

[–]giscope 0 points1 point ago

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As if sitting alone for lunch in a restauranr wasn't sad enough, you had to make me laugh hysterically at my phone in front of everybody.. cheesus!

[–]shfart 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bigbillhell85 0 points1 point ago

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A very Krafty™ meme

[–]hueyjak 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in speedy Gonzales' voice.

[–]onlyone1147 0 points1 point ago

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lol made my dad imma save this to my harddrive

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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Que Que? QUE QUESOOO!!!♫♪

[–]TheyreTheirThere 0 points1 point ago

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Spiritual Mouse for the visual Redditor.

[–]Underhill123 0 points1 point ago

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Queso is Spanish for cheese in case you didn't know...

[–]TurkFebruary 0 points1 point ago

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i was thinking mexican mouse when i read it. rather, I read it in a mexican accent.

[–]Thoreau_away_Account 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaand now I need an insulin shot.

[–]Cassman1759 0 points1 point ago

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Flawless Victory

[–]cheesus_christ 0 points1 point ago

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Alas, I have missed my chance to cash in on account name karma.

[–]1_618 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RobotStJames 0 points1 point ago

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I can't not read this in a bad Mexican accent.

[–]skyman117 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in Gloria's voice.

[–]LordCheesusCrust 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, my child?

[–]morrisonschicken 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bulldoggonnit 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read that in Speedy Gonzalez's voice?

Arriba arriba!

[–]killtimehere 0 points1 point ago

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[–]themythicalpelican 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheLivinDead 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong that i read this in a stereotypical Mexican voice?

[–]carpwrist 0 points1 point ago

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brieng on the r/atheist rants

[–]jamman751 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that read that in a Mexican accent?

[–]Nuparurocks 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in the voice of Speedy Gonzales

[–]-onionknight- 0 points1 point ago

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This post and the entire thread has prompted me to comment.

Words cannot punch each of you in the face for this infraction against humanity, so I say this; all of you cheesy joke slinging mofos are the reason people in this world get punched.. in the face.. repeatedly.. with gusto... /webbully off

[–]TwoLetters 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else read that in a terrible Latino accent?

[–]con_orb 0 points1 point ago

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The baby Cheesus, also know as baby bell (americans might not get that joke)

[–]dwight_of_schrute 3 points4 points ago*

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Your spelling esrom. It's babybel (one word).

edit: wrong your ಠ_ಠ

[–]con_orb 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the correction

[–]tdn -1 points0 points ago

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He should be saying mohammad.

[–]OneDrop -2 points-1 points ago

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No one should pray to that fictitious character, cheese on the other hand can save you.

[–]telebision -1 points0 points ago

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S.Mouse

[–]y_is_this_funny -1 points0 points ago

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This is funny because mice love cheese and there are using the Spanish word for cheese in the joke. Very clever

[–]timmybanana -1 points0 points ago

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Please keep non-humorous content in r/nottheleastbitfuckingfunny

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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To a religious mouse, God is a Cat. His Savior is a dog which eats the cat.