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[–]missing-alt-text 14 points15 points ago

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Black and white animated GIF with caption "I fucking love cocaine" shows a spider partially burying itself in a white crystalline powder.

4GIFS.com

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How much automation can you use on that thing? Find out how neural networks can help you increase the realism of your bot. No, I really like what you're doing here. I'm kidding, I appreciate your work.

[–]Equa1 0 points1 point ago

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Tldr

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Tl;dw

[–]captainsham 0 points1 point ago

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TL;AF

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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I want you to tell me what this means.

[–]captainsham 0 points1 point ago

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Too late; already fapped.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Oh okay. You have problems, you know.

[–]Ticklemehellno 0 points1 point ago

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Too Late; Already Fapped

[–]Nebkheperure 8 points9 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]faggort69 16 points17 points ago

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Hey, it's the two things that keep me up at night.

[–]tongy 4 points5 points ago

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Hiyo!

[–]ResidentRedneck 4 points5 points ago

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Who's not sleeping tonight?

^ This Guy ^

[–]ycpa68 5 points6 points ago

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There should be a [spider] tag to warn me I about to see a picture of the very embodiment of evil, forged in the bowels of hell. I don't like spiders, I guess would be the point I am making.

[–]JackReacher002 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see a freaky spider post the comments are flooded with this response, how could we go about making this happen? To save arachnophobics everywhere!

[–]rempek 1 point2 points ago

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I plead for a NSFA(rachnophobes) tag!

[–]ycpa68 0 points1 point ago

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We have to make our own, competing website like reddit. It's the only way.

[–]weebritain 4 points5 points ago

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Goodbye sleep!!!

[–]siamlloyd 1 point2 points ago

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I know right, shit keeps you goin' all night.

[–]Theboss0320 3 points4 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]-mightymouse- 3 points4 points ago

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oh my motherfucking god, I HATE spiders more than reddit hates Michele Bachmann and this post has permanently ruined my night...I totally can't shake the heebie jeebies now...

[–]bernkastel87 0 points1 point ago

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Here, look at this and relax.

[–]Ambiance 3 points4 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK. Guess I'm not sleeping tonight.

[–]JackReacher002 1 point2 points ago

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I almost clicked that link until I read the two comments below it, saved me from this link but not the OP's...dammit

[–]-mightymouse- 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, you're the fucking devil...I thought there was gonna be puppies!.. :(

[–]AstaRasta 2 points3 points ago

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I don't do Cocaine... I just like the way it smells!

[–]Wasser17 2 points3 points ago

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Kill it with fire!

[–]touchedagirl 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Formaldehyd3 -1 points0 points ago

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Good thing it was posted again, because I didn't see it the other shit ton (7) times, and I just laughed my ass off.

[–]DirtyDrummer 1 point2 points ago

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Right there with ya, buddy.

[–]HueGRection 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck I hate spiders... ._.

[–]touchedagirl 1 point2 points ago

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The resulting web

[–]Formaldehyd3 0 points1 point ago

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You think you're clever, don't you.

[–]netlinks 0 points1 point ago

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dem spiders

[–]tepppp 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK that

[–]BarnabyJon3s 0 points1 point ago

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Don't care if its a repost this is the only spider I've ever considered kind of cute in a way. I know reddit hates spiders but watch the full video. It's awesome.

[–]fade2black114 0 points1 point ago

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I don't love cocaine, I just like how it smells

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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I'm laughing on the outside, but I'm crying on the outside.

[–]jf286381 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, YOU TOO!??!

[–]Tzic 0 points1 point ago

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OH MAN, FUCK YOU.

[–]ohyeahbtw 0 points1 point ago

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WELP now the office knows I have a high pitched scream.

[–]Soup_and_a_Roll 0 points1 point ago

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I was actually listening to the concainy part of this song when I stumbled on the coke spider. Weird.

[–]amlight 0 points1 point ago

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He fucking loves cocaine.

[–]Spikeyhairftw -1 points0 points ago

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....Spider? OR, Charlie Sheen?

[–]angrybob4213 -1 points0 points ago

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My favorite gif!

[–]derocs -3 points-2 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/5HMrs.gif already posted, sorry

[–]stephaniewazere 0 points1 point ago

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Freaky looking spider lol

[–]e000[S] -1 points0 points ago

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i haven't seen it yet :<

[–]derocs 0 points1 point ago

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O, good, well hurray! I hope that others will enjoy it as well. have an upvote

[–]reddit24hourslate -2 points-1 points ago

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imagine this in your cocopops!

[–]HappyStikBeaver -2 points-1 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE REPOSTS