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[–]kgoodphoto 30 points31 points ago

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Thank you for your comments! I will fix the technical music error on the site soon! I must say that I am a little disappointed about these "manly" comments. Everyone can make a weird face in photos sometimes, and this bride is very beautiful.

[–]spastacus 17 points18 points ago

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I must say that I am a little disappointed about these "manly" comments

Its what happens when you get a large enough crowd of ugly, self loathing, anonymous cowards in one place. They tend to amplify and bounce off of one another so they can have a break from being the pathetic, angry shit bags they know themselves to be. They come off as mean but really they are just sad tiny people looking to validate their sad tiny little opinions.

[–]floor-pi 1 point2 points ago

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Great portfolio. Don't mind the 'man' comments, they don't make sense (and she hasn't pulled a weird face); with the 'karma' set up, people will gamble with any old joke to get some.

[–]spastacus 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure you replied to the wrong comment.

[–]floor-pi 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry i did, it was meant for the parent comment.

[–]rem-dot 1 point2 points ago

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Look, I'm sure that it's just the face she's making in this specific picture and that she more often than not looks unmistakably feminine, but while looking at this picture for the first time it took me a few seconds and some squinting to figure out that this was a heterosexual couple and not a cute gay couple with one of the guys dressed in drag... either way it's an awesome engagement photo and a cute couple.

[–]equalx 0 points1 point ago

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I actually couldn't find the topic photo on your website. But... Holy crap those are good pictures. I'm very impressed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude the gun is all wrong.

Get a Winchester 1873 instead or at worst a Winchester 1894. The Marlin 336 is way too modern.

[–]trinitron13 101 points102 points ago

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My friend takes awkward engagement photos http://imgur.com/LG8PJ

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Looks like a Redditor's Wife situation.

[–]rear_gear 13 points14 points ago

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This situation looks worse. I dunno, the guy looks like he fell into the waterfall and his hair is still wet. Bad smiles. Awkward spacing. Genius IMO

[–]moderndayvigilante -1 points0 points ago

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fell into the waterfall and his hair is still wet

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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she looks like she just woke up

[–]chewybb 5 points6 points ago

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that waterfall is awkward

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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your friend looks kinda like a penguin

[–]freakscene 0 points1 point ago

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Hope nobody got paid for that POS.

/Photo snob

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I can't help but think of the kids from stand by me running from the train.

[–]danelow 54 points55 points ago

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Her Portfolio. This photo is nominated for best engagement photo on Bride.ca if you want to show some love.

[–]dinosauriawhat 19 points20 points ago

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Really good work, but when it feels like I need to trick the site to turn off the music something is definitely amiss with the design

[–]Sheeple3 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. I really liked how two songs started playing on top of each other with no off button in sight. Plus being one of those sites you can't back out of. Let me get back to Reddit already dammit!

[–]The_Insurance 1 point2 points ago

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thank you thank you so much for the warning.

[–]kashk5 2 points3 points ago

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I actually really liked the music and didn't bother trying to turn it off like I usually do with websites that autoplay music.

[–]zackks 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah for Victoria. Boo for flash

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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Woohoo Islanders!

[–]sweatyforehead 1 point2 points ago

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whoooo! did you hike out at east sooke park yet?

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, my knees have been a wreck, I haven't been able to do much actually haha

[–]sweatyforehead 1 point2 points ago

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Shame, its a beautiful park im working on a personal project with lots of shots out there with a Kodak folding camera

you can check the shots out here

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck man those are great!

[–]pazewzew 9 points10 points ago

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looks at portfolio

doesn't turn down the music

...someone is chopping onions in the break room, clearly

[–]NoodlesKaboodles 4 points5 points ago

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because reddit needs commercials ...

[–]khoii 6 points7 points ago

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your friend is hot.

[–]gardenofevils 5 points6 points ago

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There is an intro and music.

No Dice

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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I know the girl that's in the picture for the "Images" section on your friend's website! I went to school with her.

[–]larabar 0 points1 point ago

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I am a fan of her boudoir images! Very fun.

[–]freakscene 0 points1 point ago

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Really like her sense of composition. I love photographers who don't shoot everything at eye level too.

[–]sleepingmartyr 0 points1 point ago

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I just kindasorta fell in love with this girl.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

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Music started playing, clicked website closed instantly.

[–]i_stdy_u_n_socilstdy 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like West Point, KY. Bridges of the past?

[–]tzulu72 13 points14 points ago

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Am I the only one who thought of "Stand by me"?

[–]narky1 3 points4 points ago

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"Stand by me". Our survey said ... 24.

[–]rounding_error 3 points4 points ago

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"Things Dad does when he gets home from work."

"Oh um, oh I don't know, beats me."

"Beats me. Survey said... 17."

[–]lordstatus 6 points7 points ago

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Is that Goldstream?

[–]danelow 0 points1 point ago

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yep

[–]offkilter72 0 points1 point ago

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Thinking the exact same thing. When the train was running it would come to a complete stop on the trestles.

[–]sweatyforehead 0 points1 point ago

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nah, the train has been shut down for a while now... something about building a new bridge and all...

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 5 points6 points ago

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TRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN!

[–]MonsieurPaul 0 points1 point ago

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Came here looking for this.

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 0 points1 point ago

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It went through my head, loud and clear as if I was watching the movie. Damn I love that movie...

[–]jasonsan 40 points41 points ago

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This reminds me of Taylor Swift's "Mean"

[–]Bluelegs 50 points51 points ago

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It reminds me of the old cliche of the dastardly villain tying a woman to the train tracks

[–]Annix 23 points24 points ago

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In that there's a dastardly villain tying a woman to the train tracks?

[–]I-RAPE-CAT-RAPISTS 4 points5 points ago

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She has perfect legs. And a perfect face. and a perfect everything.

[–]oddurs 0 points1 point ago

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There's something so hauntingly absurd about your username.

[–]Xiphcreature 2 points3 points ago

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[–]calc0000 0 points1 point ago

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It's close, but not quite.

[–]Raven_blackwood 34 points35 points ago

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Your friends fucking awesome

[–]Angry_Grammar_Nazi 29 points30 points ago

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FRIEND'S

Fucking jerk.

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 39 points40 points ago

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what a fucking stupid novelty account.

[–]nothing_to_see_there 2 points3 points ago

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You're Friends. Fucking Awesome.

[–]Raven_blackwood -1 points0 points ago

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Why?

[–]picklesandcheese 5 points6 points ago

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user name

[–]h8rsMadEf4mou5 4 points5 points ago

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My wife just walked by as I was looking at the picture and asked..."Is that Tory Spelling?"

[–]Mazrath 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was Dee Snider at first.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 2 points3 points ago

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That's a real low blow bro.

[–]picklesandcheese 3 points4 points ago

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Those are pretty great :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Snidely Whiplash?

[–]pen_name 3 points4 points ago

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Dastardly.

[–]toastyghost 2 points3 points ago

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got links to more?

[–]20stud 2 points3 points ago

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Tressle on goldstream! victoria BC. Love it up there! I was just up there this summer https://imgur.com/jdL9T

[–]FiveSix 3 points4 points ago

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Does he take those on the Trestle near Goldstream on Vancouver Island?

[–]danelow 5 points6 points ago

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good eye!

[–]Ocius 2 points3 points ago

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Though so. Love the pic. Also, that trestle is sketchy as hell, the slats are just far enough apart to fit a misplaced foot between and break an ankle.

[–]ikidd 3 points4 points ago

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That's why she's wearing her safety flip-flops.

[–]casualmeat 1 point2 points ago

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or he's been tying up people there for years...

[–]upt 5 points6 points ago

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A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

"Hey, Joe, haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?" asks the bartender.

"Not bad, but today has been fantastic. I was walking down by the railroad tracks and there was this naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her took her back to my place and had incredible sex for hours. It was amazing." said Joe.

"Good for you, man, was she pretty?" asks the bartender.

"I don't know, I never found her head."

[–]MartialFur 7 points8 points ago

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This is brilliant - I would welcome more facebook engagement photos if they were like this. There is nothing more nauseating than engagement photos (perhaps semi-nude pregnancy photos).

[–]Pocket_panda[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I personally find the pregnancy photos with the hands on the mom's baby belly more nauseating.

[–]monstrodinessa 100 points101 points ago

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I'm not the only one who sees the man face on that feminine body, am I?

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points ago

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He DID say it was unconventional.

[–]taifoid -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else see an unconventional photo of Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]onetwentyeight 11 points12 points ago

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Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly a man, not a horse.

[–]Diettimboslice 30 points31 points ago

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Why you gotta be so mean?

[–]SarahC[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Because we want to! Because we want to! (teen girl singer - wont say her name)

[–]DonnieMarco 71 points72 points ago

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Why do you feel the need to post this? It is just not necessary and cruel. Do you not even consider the fact the couple in this picture may read this comment?

There was a time a on Reddit when a comment such as this would have been down voted to oblivion.

[–]matsky 32 points33 points ago

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Every day Reddit feels less like the friendly community I left Digg for and more like an even worse forum for butthurt trolls and over-used memes. Better make a rage comic.

[–]shawabawa 13 points14 points ago

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If you post a picture of yourself on the internet and can't take even a minor insult then god help you.

It's clearly just an unflattering angle, but I saw this too.

[–]Otis_Inf 7 points8 points ago

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Who said the poster is one of the two people in the picture? The only info we have is that the poster is a friend of the photographer.

[–]philter451 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually not the point. The point is that this is supposed to be a community where unique and interesting content is shared as well as having good conversation.

After somebody goes through a lot of work to do something interesting and entertaining and you enter the thread ONLY to post an insult, then God help you.

It's clearly just a rude person, but I feel this too.

[–]minustwomillionkarma 3 points4 points ago

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It's a valid question. It was my first thought and I'm sure many others.

[–]freakscene 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently reddit is full of bitchy little middle schoolers today.

[–]ganley 1 point2 points ago

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Today?

[–]Magzy 1 point2 points ago

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it's a trap!

[–]cptjmshook 12 points13 points ago

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Thank you for saying what I was afraid to say.

[–]dbear 1 point2 points ago

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no, no you're not the only one...

[–]floor-pi 0 points1 point ago

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If you wouldn't hit that then you've got bigger problems than bad eyesight

[–]Raziel66 -1 points0 points ago

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I came here to make sure I wasn't the only one

[–]gothamgaj -4 points-3 points ago

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hahaha me too! I thought they switched roles but they both look pretty manly

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I was thinking of a non rude way of saying this but could not come with anything better than "Pre-OP or Post-OP?".

[–]rabbitcoin 3 points4 points ago

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TIL people take "engagement photos".

[–]humanoid1729 7 points8 points ago

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Genius! this is great... side note: redditors are dickwads. your wife is very pretty.

[–]ImTheManOkay 6 points7 points ago

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Wow lol. You guys fucking suck. I was thinking I was going to come in here and all the comments would be, "wow what a cute photo" and "omg your friend is so creative lololol". But instead fucking trolls are all like "Meh her sandals don't match the time period" and "oh that girl looks like a man mehhh mehhhhh"

Yeah, I'm sure if you guys all decide to have sex someday, it will be with a much hotter girl. Someday guys. Someday....

The photo is awesome OP, I bet the rest are just as good. I bet when you guys get engaged, you'll send out a fucking photo of your fiancé shitting on your chest, because that's the most intimate a girl would ever get with you dickheads.

ಠ_ಠ That's the first time I've gotten to use angry face on Reddit. And use it I will. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[–]inkandpavement 1 point2 points ago

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If I were to get engagement photos, it would be the unconventional sort. Very cool.

[–]lychee-twist 1 point2 points ago

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It's nice to see a little spice to what's normally cheesy or super sappy :) Super fresh, but jeezus christ your friend's opening song on her website is awful.

[–]Jeff505 1 point2 points ago

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Thought this trestle looked familiar, turns out she's from where I am from. huzzah!

[–]traiden 1 point2 points ago

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As a semi-pro photog, this stuff is amazing. Sold on my wedding (whenever I find the right lady).

[–]thatsgreat2345 1 point2 points ago

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No one has shopped a train, I'm very disappointed in reddit.

[–]cyclopath 1 point2 points ago

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I went through her entire portfolio. She is doing it fucking right!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Tell your friend her photos are cool (most are actually kind of sweet rather than 'unconventional') and the site is pretty nifty, but the music, dude, argh.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Me gusta la fotografia.

[–]dumbrodore 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that's one way to tie the knot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Marlin 336 didn't hit the market until after WWII.

Your friend's late 19th-century vibe is ruined.

[–]EnglishTraitor 1 point2 points ago

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I flipped through her portfolio briefly and it is absolutely mind blowing. I can't wait until I'm home and I can study some of those photos more. She has an incredible eye for processing and composure.

[–]SpecialEdShow 1 point2 points ago

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HIRED! Just need to find a woman to engage.

[–]peetee32 1 point2 points ago

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i get it. it's unconventional because he's wearing a top hat. nice.

[–]Rad2 1 point2 points ago

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this is the halloween costume my girlfriend and I are doing this year. She'll have a small cut of train tracks roped to her and Ill be Snidely Wiplash

[–]drewniverse 5 points6 points ago

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Wow this is really impressive!

The children need to stfu. Those are two people (a man and a woman) getting married. Not two men.

This photo deserves more credit than some moronic childish comments.

[–]Borborygm 4 points5 points ago

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unconventional... yeah, i'd say that fits.

[–]furiousatfred 2 points3 points ago

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chick's busted

[–]jdfain 1 point2 points ago

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[–]padreick 0 points1 point ago

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Post op transsexuals are a little unconventional, sure, but you don't have to make a spectacle of their love.

[–]SarahC[!] 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know she's post-op?

I pass wearing baggy t-shirt and jeans, and no one so far has noticed my swinging cock.

[–]Djsx64 0 points1 point ago

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i find this strangely arousing

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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Extra credit for making the tracks go through the forest at treetop level.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's doing it wrong. When you tie up a women on train tracks, you're supposed to tie them to the tracks.

[–]QueerCoup 0 points1 point ago

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That about sums up the institution of marriage.

[–]2scoops 0 points1 point ago

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That is a fantastic photo. Excellent composition.

[–]b555 0 points1 point ago

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which location is this?

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

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wtf?that is an amazing photo..I only hope that one day I can tie my woman to train tracks as I loving watch horror as the Reaper express rips through her with no sorrow.. at last, tis only but a dream.

[–]DrProfessorPhD 0 points1 point ago

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Seattle?

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

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Close...ish. It's right here.

[–]VWSpeedRacer 0 points1 point ago

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I like the cut of his jib...

[–]EgoDeathTLAT 0 points1 point ago

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Haha this is just so very lovely!

[–]GarlicBreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Gives new meaning to 'tying the knot'...

[–]ishmal 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say. "Wait! Stop! Take that watch off!"

[–]RoxyFunk 0 points1 point ago

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New meaning to shotgun wedding

[–]ashimbo 0 points1 point ago

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Snidely Whiplash!

[–]deneandale 0 points1 point ago

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I love this!

[–]HeavenLowa 0 points1 point ago

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The guy in the top hat looks like Jason Segel.

[–]FUGBQG 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I know where that is! I've been over that train bridge many times.

[–]rocker5969 0 points1 point ago

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I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2 A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half!" And then he grabbed her (and then) He tied her up (and then) He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus:]

And then along came Jones Tall thin Jones Slow-walkin' Jones Slow-talkin' Jones Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch Or I'll blow you all to bits!" And then he grabbed her (and then) He tied her up (and then) He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus]

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!" And then he grabbed her (and then) He tied her up (and then) He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then) A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus]

[–]9lazy9 0 points1 point ago

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Cool idea but doesn't this particular scenario imply that some other man is going to come along, rescue the woman and take her away?

[–]ResoL101 0 points1 point ago

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Unconventional? Whats next...crime tape, gas masks, girls with bikinis and guns?

[–]magiccheeto 0 points1 point ago

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I would make a Red Dead Redemption joke but I've never actually played the game before.

[–]casualmeat 0 points1 point ago

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Only after seeing this picture did it occur to me that I could do this.

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like the third or fourth picture in a porn gallery.

[–]casualmeat 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'm going to incorporate this into the bedroom. First I need to find a girl willing to participate in this sort of thing. Well before that I think I'll just focus on getting a girl to begin with. Actually I have horrible approach anxiety, I think I'll practice talking to girls first. Hmmm actually all of this is way too hard. I think I'm just gonna go out and buy me some rope.

[–]Chatterbot 0 points1 point ago

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Nice this is the goldstream bridge in Victoria BC, tis about a 15 mins hike off the highway

[–]uFawked 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, now I know I'm drunk when I swore this read "fridge" and not friend... goodnight Reddit.

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point ago

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I like his hat.

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]sly25[!] 0 points1 point ago

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ain't nothing like a good old shotgun marriage

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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And then twelve seconds later a train hit them.

[–]ameathead 0 points1 point ago

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Well you have an awesome friend.

[–]lstone4132 0 points1 point ago

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that's like a picture from taylor swifts latest album...probably took the idea from that

[–]ThePresch 0 points1 point ago

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Unconventional Rape Photos?

I waited ten minutes to post this! So not worth it!!

[–]ze_ben 0 points1 point ago

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And he loves him some HDR, apparently...

[–]dschneider 0 points1 point ago

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What a fantastic photo. This is the sort of humor I'll be looking for in mine once I get engaged.

[–]amfamous 0 points1 point ago

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T-Swift would be proud!!

[–]chewielol 0 points1 point ago

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Who else thought of Red Dead Redemption..? haha

[–]poisondoll 0 points1 point ago

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i LOVE this pic where is the link to the rest of the portfolio? please?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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which one is the man?

[–]Happymcgee24 0 points1 point ago

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i just thought of taylor swifts 'mean'

[–]ToaklandFaders -5 points-4 points ago

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Those two dudes are going to have a very happy life together.

[–]FoghatIsAmazing -5 points-4 points ago

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Is that two dudes?

[–]vacant-cranium -1 points0 points ago

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Friend is trying to get himself mentioned on FARK for finding a stupid way to die.

FTFY.

Stay off railway tracks. ESPECIALLY if you're tying people up.

[–]offkilter72 1 point2 points ago

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The train has been shut down all summer.

[–]subcutaneousjizz -1 points0 points ago

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she kinda looks like a tranny

[–]MJZMan -1 points0 points ago

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Gotta be honest, looks like two guys, one in drag