Not to mention anus arachnis the house spider that typically waits in drains, under toilet seats, etc. Waiting for the smell of feces to tickle its senses before it launches into action, crawling against the grain to make its home deep within your bowels.

Less fortunate folks that dont tighten quick enough suffer the night tickles. Which is when the spider starts its hunt for food up and down your lower intestine tickling you as it runs.

The only way to coax it out is with some corn kernels scattered around the anus. Youll see it poke an eye out to have a look, whereby you can grab it with a pair of tweasers if youre quick enough.