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[–]davor70790 2 points3 points ago

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TIL: I watch too much porn

[–]trifecta20 2 points3 points ago

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maybe you should branch out everyone once and a while

[–]PUNisherStrikesAgain 2 points3 points ago

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Leave it to the professionals.

[–]unquevai[S] 1 point2 points ago*

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I thought that trees and I were fucking more or less the same. Now we have a winner.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pippin, look away

[–]Flumptastic 1 point2 points ago

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that tree looks like its been fucking for around 70 years, so i dont blame you.

[–]OnionLord 1 point2 points ago

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And she's still under age!

[–]Xandier 1 point2 points ago

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belongs in /r/earthporn

[–]keepmybones 1 point2 points ago

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Only thing that came to mind with the title was: So, why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?

[–]unquevai[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I already tried. No results. Back to reddit.

[–]happyCuddleTime 0 points1 point ago

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The title makes very little sense to me.

[–]unquevai[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]MrNiko 0 points1 point ago

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You found the entwives!

[–]evbo 0 points1 point ago

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Treegasm anyone?

[–]bporter84 0 points1 point ago

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are you a dendrophiliac if you too are a tree?

[–]TKAAZ 0 points1 point ago

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That the tree is fucking itself. Does this make it autodendrophiliac?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't see that everyday.

[–]jbeamer -1 points0 points ago

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That tree's gettin' it all the time.