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[–]KultStatus 39 points40 points ago

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[–]drossen 4 points5 points ago

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there is even a flip animation.... quality

[–]poptart2nd 9 points10 points ago*

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fuck those pieces of shit. as a former employee at mcdonalds, angus burgers were the biggest pain in the ass to make, hands down. and before the downvote brigade comes down with a hammer of "do your goddamn job," the angus burger actually prevented me from doing my job.

basically, no one orders an angus enough to warrant keeping one in the heating cabinet, since we have to throw it out in 30 minutes, so we basically have to make them to order every time. this isn't that bad on its own, but the way the grills are set up is that there's a top to the grill that comes down on top of the patty, and there are 4 sections of this top, and everything is timed. what this means is that if you're using one of these sections, it can't be used for anything else for as long as that one thing is cooking. the angus takes 3 minutes to cook since it's so big. you can probably guess where this was going.

one night i had to make an angus after closing down half of the grill (so only two sections were open), no big deal, threw it on the grill. 30 seconds later, someone else orders an angus. if you're keeping track, that means the grill is completely full because of two burgers. the very next order, a woman ordered 20 goddamn mcdoubles. so i had to wait 2 more minutes to even start making these mcdoubles, and that's kind of a big deal when we only have 2 1/2 minutes to get the order completely done.

TL;DR: FUCK the angus burger.

edit: that's not even counting the problems with the angus wrap, which has all the problems of the angus burger, but you only use half of an angus patty, essentially guaranteeing that you're going to throw out half a burger.

[–]jb700000 1 point2 points ago

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I just fell out of my chair laughing. i need to get out more.

[–]SurpriseButtSexer -1 points0 points ago

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You just need butt sex :')

[–]anderson7 0 points1 point ago

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ohhh the laughs i just had...

[–]The_Antagonist 19 points20 points ago

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[–]KVKT 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god that is funny

[–]soulfrequencies 1 point2 points ago

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Defoe scares the shit out of me.

[–]LeopardKhan 33 points34 points ago

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If this was reposted every morning, I'd upvote it every morning.

[–]techgnosis 1 point2 points ago

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I logged for the first time in weeks to upvote this picture. I agree with LeopardKhan very much.

[–]Biganon 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure it is.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Laugh every time I see this

This, and the word combo Goopy Johnson

[–]upvoteforboobs[S] 21 points22 points ago

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I will stay true to my username NSFW

[–]mattydizzo 6 points7 points ago

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Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

[–]tommywantwingies 24 points25 points ago

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[–]SurpriseButtSexer -2 points-1 points ago

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Touché.

[–]aplacetogo 3 points4 points ago

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Now that George Lucas made them blink with CGI, they have lost a bit of the creepy factor. Things like "Prepare your anus" require a constant 15 second fierce stare when they're being said.

[–]littlebrendan 7 points8 points ago

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I need to know how much pain you can Endor, because I'm going to ewok your world.

[–]YetiBeard 1 point2 points ago

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omfg you're my hero

[–]littlebrendan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'll be doing the ewoking.

[–]myamericanlife 1 point2 points ago

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He has no intention of using lube.

[–]drossen 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't laugh when I first opened it, but after staring at it for a bit I burst out

[–]nahhan18 1 point2 points ago

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The longer you stare the funnier it gets.

[–]saraaacrawford 0 points1 point ago

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Jub jub

[–]pinkytheunicorn 0 points1 point ago

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Of all the things I thought I was going to see prior to clicking that link...

[–]boondocktaints 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Feed him bacon!

[–]santamonicason 0 points1 point ago

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Mine too!

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

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It never ever gets old. I always giggle stupidly.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 0 points1 point ago

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Good ol' 4chan

[–]nomnomgardettos 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly why is this your favorite picture? Care to tell us about any fetishes you might have?

[–]trigaus 0 points1 point ago

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me too!

[–]sammichmaker 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this five minutes ago and have been laughing to myself ever since. upboats

[–]SparklesTheVicious 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot.. un....see...

[–]jb700000 0 points1 point ago

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i bet lucas would put this into the blu ray edition of return of the jedi if we pooled enough money. revenge of the ewoks- anus masters.

[–]ChuckNorriso0 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed uncontrollably

[–]vrohit07 0 points1 point ago

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nice pic..

[–]sh133y 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHA its wicket!

[–]zachmatchem 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'ed

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

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Can't stop laughing, this is surely one of the best pictures on the internet.

[–]Mysteri0n 0 points1 point ago

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holy fuck, welcome to the internet

[–]maschwa 0 points1 point ago

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Brian Peppers?

[–]Sambal 0 points1 point ago

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Endor isn't the only moon they inhabit.

[–]giko 0 points1 point ago

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not creepy at all

[–]Karhan 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite version of that : Bite the pillow

[–]bohowannabe 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the caption "Bite the pillow; I'm going in dry."

[–]Eoghal -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Oxenfree -2 points-1 points ago

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Yoink! I just stole this and emailed it to my friends.

[–]Qender -3 points-2 points ago

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Should probably have an NSFW tag.