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[–]MustStopMasturbating 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't want a bear hit me in the dick.

[–]ItDoesntMatta 0 points1 point ago

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If you MustStopMasturbating then i suggest getting hit in the dick by a bear....that should put a halt to it

[–]lexarqade 1 point2 points ago

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[–]king_canada 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bbohn 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Captain Falcon's voice for some reason... made me lol.

[–]Quirkybeav 0 points1 point ago

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nah man, bear dick punch got interrupted

[–]Lydundiah 1 point2 points ago

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I'LL RUPTURE YOUR ANUS WITH MY MASSIVE BEAR COCK!

[–]Advicetruck 1 point2 points ago

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Dick move, bear.

[–]Arethereboobsinhere 0 points1 point ago

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C'mon! At least slap a NSFW on this bear handjob. I'm at work.

[–]tommywantwingies 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, and I shot diet coke out my nose!!

[–]feedmecheesedoodles 0 points1 point ago

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A Yogi Tap? Reminds me of the dark days of HS when kids would run around punching each other in the nuts. Dangerous times in those hallways.

[–]ItDoesntMatta 0 points1 point ago

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Bear on Bear crime: Punishable by Paw

[–]intothecold 0 points1 point ago

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The worst kind of dick-punch.

[–]LeopardKhan 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just decided I want this as a tattoo.

[–]darkwing_fuck 0 points1 point ago

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Tekken 2!

[–]LastOneStanding 0 points1 point ago

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bare dick punch FTFY

[–]Greggleface 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought the bear on the left's dick was "punching" the bear on the right, putting a new spin on the term "dick punch".

[–]langevinrox 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO, this made my night. I can sleep now. 5:54am. Good times for sleeps.

[–]TheRealHunter -1 points0 points ago

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I see a meme