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[–]bigmac106 129 points130 points ago

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Please let this be real

[–]NULLACCOUNT 79 points80 points ago

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I have never wanted anything to be real more than this in my life.

[–]NascentBehavior 25 points26 points ago

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I want to have bacon that gets me drunk delivered to me by a selection of sumptuously arrayed women who proceed to line up to suck me off and invite me to do ketamine off their tits... but to each their own I guess.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 13 points14 points ago

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Nope. Ostrich on skis beats that. Besides, that bacon would probably be ridiculously expensive. Nobody is gonna stop you from looking at an ostrich on skis.

[–]NascentBehavior 5 points6 points ago

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Oh you misunderstand. The bacon is not mine. But I eat it anyways.

[–]grammaticdrownedhog 2 points3 points ago

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What a fucking badass.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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On the grass . . .

[–]AthiestLibNinja 8 points9 points ago

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[–]doot_doot 11 points12 points ago

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sadly it is not. it's from an old ad for JR East, a railway company in Japan. Creator of the ad said, "it was a image composition of real skiing and CG. So the leg part would be CG."

[–]KingGorilla 1 point2 points ago

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I want to believe

[–]Mr30for30 1 point2 points ago

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Hell no it does'nt..This aint no cartoon..This is dangerous a ostrich can kill a lion with one kick how you think he's gone act on the slope after a few lines?

[–]Gosssamer 12 points13 points ago

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wat

[–]bigmac106 0 points1 point ago

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He could be the only hope we have against dethroning Shaun White

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[6]?

[–]sprocktologist -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE

[–]theprotectorsgirl -1 points0 points ago

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Chuck Testa

[–]godnvrsaysoops 1 point2 points ago

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whoever downvoted these doesn't understand funny.

[–]Telecaster22 126 points127 points ago

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Sweet Dee can totally ski.

[–]NascentBehavior 10 points11 points ago

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It's one of the few activities where her giant feet blend in with her surroundings.

[–]extravadanza 5 points6 points ago

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That and kicking footballs

[–]TheJBW 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, for Christ's sake. Dee, get off the goddamn slopes. We're here for the hot cocoa and to show off our sweet skills, and it people see you skiing, they're just gonna think we're a bunch of...of... Losers or something.

Frank, get out of the fucking dumpster.

[–]Dumpster_Baby 2 points3 points ago

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Aww, but the dumpster is kinda nice...

[–]BantamBasher135 0 points1 point ago

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She's not THAT skinny (according to mom).

[–]NULLACCOUNT 24 points25 points ago

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Here appears to be the "answer" http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=5997

[–]theantichris 9 points10 points ago

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Sometimes it is ok to hide the truth.

[–]ThinkWithMe 3 points4 points ago

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The TV ad from JR East called "Ostrich skiing" was great. ... The creator of that ad said, it was a image composition of real skiing and CG. So the leg part would be CG.

Philosoraptor:

Imagine composition of real skiing and CG... then where is the raw footage of the ostrich real skiing?

[–]Brick_Von_Noodleloaf 3 points4 points ago

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I cried when I read this.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 1 point2 points ago

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I wanted it to be real as much as you.

[–]eatmyshit 15 points16 points ago

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It's not a real ostrich. It's an emu wearing an ostrich disguise.

[–]youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2 points3 points ago

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YOU RUINED IT!!!!

[–]deeve04 3 points4 points ago

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Soulja Boy Tell'em

[–]60lladnik 3 points4 points ago

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No. Fucking. Way.

[–]Ramquat 1 point2 points ago

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I have now completed the internet. First it was a llama surfing, now the new goal was an ostrich skiing, mission accomplished, goodnight ladies and gents.

[–]Titan99 1 point2 points ago

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I came here hoping for an It's Always Sunny reference. Figured it was Dee.

[–]aconner86 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

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aaaand thats enough reddit for tonight

[–]nintendo65 1 point2 points ago

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That is how you are supposed to dance to dubstep

[–]emptyvoices 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bloodflart 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a repost, Bitch!

[–]YUNoDie 1 point2 points ago

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It seems ostriches go skiing often around here, doesn't it?

[–]theprotectorsgirl 1 point2 points ago

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You probably thought this ostrich was actually skiing.

Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–]LackingSanity 1 point2 points ago

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Venturing quite a distance out from its natural habitat, the ostrich puts on a startling display of mimicry as it impersonates its close cousin, the wild skimu.

[–]kernalmusterd 2 points3 points ago

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Hadn't seen this before, but it seems it has been around for a while. It does look convincingly like a (wo)man in an ostrich suit, but backwards with their head in its ass, and (you could say, to boot), (s)his ski boots appear to be on backwardly...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"shis"?

[–]kernalmusterd 1 point2 points ago

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It's a new thing I'm trying

[–]Day_Dreamer 2 points3 points ago

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Interesting, this is the first time I have seen this .gif and I lurk on Reddit daily.

Nice research nonetheless.

[–]faqnsht 0 points1 point ago

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It must have been posted around 50 times over the last 2 months. This was the easiest title to search but I remember a lot more posts, just not the titles.

The funny part to it all is that jmal13 complained to someone else who posted it today

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/kuc25/ostrich_skiing/

*Edit: Added link

[–]belleessieo 0 points1 point ago

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What!?!? No way.

[–]Tonberry2k 0 points1 point ago

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I half expected to see Donkey Kong riding it.

[–]Ostrichrider 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah...I'd ride that

[–]vemrion 0 points1 point ago

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One of the most insane things I've seen in all my days on the interwebs.

[–]ihuha 0 points1 point ago

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oh.my.god. i thought for a split of a second that it was real. AMAZING feeling i had!

[–]Razarex 0 points1 point ago

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I call shenanigans.

[–]Daleee 0 points1 point ago

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That... was... AWESOME!

EDIT: The post about it being a human being backwards; seems plausable, but the legs are way too thin imo?

[–]3DPK 0 points1 point ago

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Da fuck did I just watch?

[–]okcorgi 0 points1 point ago

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this is why i really shouldn't be on reddit in class. oh. my. god.

[–]dave196 0 points1 point ago

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Filmed at Mount Hutt, New Zealand. I grew up boarding there, super stoked to see this video floating about reddit.

[–]Gosssamer 0 points1 point ago

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Its a guy skiing in an ostrich costume that was touched up heavily with cgi

[–]tomorb 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is in "Animals: Off the Air" featuring music from Flying Lotus. It is super good I recommend watching the whole thing.

It appears to just be sampled in animals, not the origin but still great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TdHn1vlCY

[–]TheMagicToolBus 0 points1 point ago

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My work filter blocked this link under the category of "Porn."

You have no idea what horrible things my mind conjured up based on that title.

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

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this is old.

[–]ultrajosua 0 points1 point ago

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Sincerly, I was scared to click at first. The Spaceghetto.st link made me shriek... Too much bad stuff happens there.

[–]iamthepredittor 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]chill3willy 0 points1 point ago

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That bitch is carving some major powder!

[–]m919 0 points1 point ago

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whaaat

[–]Pretty_Much_Nobody 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit! Wow! Go Ostrich go!

[–]hairyassandballs 0 points1 point ago

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Guess we know what fred dunn got reincarnated as

[–]SparklesTheVicious 0 points1 point ago

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Cooooool-ostriches!

[–]papa_ice_king 0 points1 point ago

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Quite impressive good sir

[–]Clydeicus 0 points1 point ago

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I should make a game of this picture as a sequel to this other thing I did.

[–]Anztac 0 points1 point ago

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I had this music playing at the same time that I watched this gif, and it made it so much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUjw2XUeUMQ

[–]OneMoGin 0 points1 point ago

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gif of the year

[–]Crankasaurus_Rex -1 points0 points ago

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That's fucking cool.

[–]johnnyinput -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK DA POLICE.

[–]GrandSaw -1 points0 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a bus