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[–]Quizchris 27 points28 points ago

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Probably watched that about 20 times... each time hoping there would be some bonus extended scene to show what happened after

[–]chefmcduck 14 points15 points ago

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I'm sorry to report this but she died.

[–]Zeppelanoid 5 points6 points ago

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We all die.

[–]humblerodent 2 points3 points ago

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It might be a tumor.

[–]Hamlet7768 4 points5 points ago

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IT'S NAWT A TUMAH!

[–]NascentBehavior 0 points1 point ago

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I"M GOHNA BE A DADDY?!

[–]Hamlet7768 0 points1 point ago

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...EENCAWNSEEVABULL!

combobreaker

That was from Junior, right?

[–]SaLLient 12 points13 points ago

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There's nothing worse than having a teacher do that to you while the whole class bursts out in laughter.

[–]uberguby 32 points33 points ago

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Being tied up by your ankles and sawed in half is worse.

[–]CaptainNothing 2 points3 points ago

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Down the middle or across the waist?

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Down the middle starting from the top or bottom?

[–]reapreek 2 points3 points ago

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Dwight Schrute, paper salesman.

[–]NascentBehavior 0 points1 point ago

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Bears, Beets ... ... ... Battlestar Gallactica.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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And then the teacher gets his teeth punched in.

[–]scooterbub 7 points8 points ago

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Haha what a dick

[–]pointlessness 6 points7 points ago

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Imagine having worked all night on some paper, and this.

[–]JTDeuce 6 points7 points ago

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BOOM HEADSHOT!

[–]vapeosaur 2 points3 points ago

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I heard the sound of her head hitting the table. Then I realized it was a gif. I still hear the sound.

[–]mangarooboo 0 points1 point ago

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Might want to get that checked out.

[–]SWXXIV 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I did too. But it turns out it was the music I was listening to. But then: it happened again. The bass from the song, and the .gif, were in tempo with one another.

I watched this for like 2 minutes, mesmerized.

[–]oofgeg 0 points1 point ago

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Care to share with the rest of the class?

http://gifsound.com/

[–]SWXXIV 0 points1 point ago

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Your wish is my command! (NSFW Lyrics)

Had some difficulty synching them, but they're the same tempo.

[–]oofgeg 0 points1 point ago

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That is awesome. Thank you good sir.

[–]Nusent 5 points6 points ago

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She looks very hot

[–]saosinwin 3 points4 points ago

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NO TOUCHING!!!

[–]mangarooboo 2 points3 points ago

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Also, no bees.

[–]simbunch 1 point2 points ago

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Any video?

[–]doctor457[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Not that I know of.

[–]riptaway 1 point2 points ago

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Either gravity is higher on that planet or this is fake as shit

[–]jelmuur 0 points1 point ago

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fake

[–]BaqAttaq 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah most people would catch themselves after the slightest acceleration.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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In the face!

IN....THE.....FAAAAAACE!

[–]19wallybirds 0 points1 point ago

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it just looks really staged...

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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If this is real, the arm-nudger needs to be arrested.

[–]I_am_Bob 0 points1 point ago

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I actually did this unassisted in back when I was in high school

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

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its her kick

[–]alcakd 0 points1 point ago

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We need another kick.

[–]guyguy23 0 points1 point ago

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fuck this gets posted all the time and always has so many upvotes wtf.

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE -5 points-4 points ago

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YES! I did this to a kid one day in high school, teacher laughed his ass off and told me I got an A+ for the day. Kid had no clue what happened, instant upvotes from the class, more than i'll ever get on here...