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[–]jammnrose 14 points15 points ago

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Sour Patch kids are not sour. Warheads are sour.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 5 points6 points ago

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I haven't had a warhead since middle school. BLACK CHERRY WARHEADS HERE I COME!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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There were points where my tastebuds were quite literally peeling off of my tongue because of those things.

[–]somewhathumanoid 1 point2 points ago

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I've never had such a feeling of terror before eating something as I did with those things.

[–]Jin_Winspear 1 point2 points ago

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I thinI'm the only person I know that doesn't think things that are supposed to be sour are sour.

[–]Keranth 0 points1 point ago

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warheads are the most evil candy around. I can't stop eating them when I have them, and they destroy my tongue for a week.

[–]Merron 0 points1 point ago

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I want a nice in-between. Like those small boxes of nerds that have two flavors? Half heads and half sour-patch.

[–]Melchoir 9 points10 points ago

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The forces of SOURon? He looks retarted!

Nah, just kidding, here are the comments from r/gifs:

[–]FrostWalkers 2 points3 points ago

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I have a savings account set up that i put pocket change into. Once i have enough money in it i will purchase 500 units of sour candy. Then i will scrape all of the sour sugar off the gummies and dissolve it in a bucket of water or sour drink and hook it up to an IV going into my left arm. After a while of the mixture entering my blood my body will go into sour arrest and double into itself again and again and again untill i am nothing but a black hole. If done right i would have entered my mind and be safe as earth is swallowed into me.

It's a flawless plan.

[–]Bartleby986 0 points1 point ago

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"I am no man...I'm a bag full of CHILDREN!"

[–]MetalMrHat 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? Another Viral marketing campaign? :/

[–]thezerofire 0 points1 point ago

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Sour Patch Kids aren't sour. If they were Warheads maybe. The only other thing that comes close is a large handful of Sour Skittles all at once.

[–]FrontPageFirstTry 0 points1 point ago

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My mouth started salivating a bit, I could imagine the sour now haha

[–]extremenudel 0 points1 point ago

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never laughed so hard in my entire life.

[–]beardedboywonder 0 points1 point ago

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love the sour patch kids falling after he shrivels up

[–]zwaldowski 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love Sour Patch Kids.

[–]redditdoo 0 points1 point ago

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Souron

[–]PericlesATX 3 points4 points ago

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Not to be a dick or nothin, but isn't that the Witch-King of Angmar, Lord of the Nazgûl? Basically Sauron's main broheim.

[–]saraaacrawford 0 points1 point ago

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You are correct

[–]superawesomeid 1 point2 points ago

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one does not simply walks into s'Moredor

[–]elephantechoes 0 points1 point ago

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Irrelevant and relevant at the same time... Interesting.