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[–]Darth_Phrakk 135 points136 points ago

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He's 5'5" in case you're wondering.

[–]nickrulz11 98 points99 points ago

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I'm 5'7" and I feel much better now.

[–]frkcool 77 points78 points ago

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So is Tom Cruise, Al Pachino, Mark Walhberg, Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Day, David Spade, and me!!!!

[–]Turk182 70 points71 points ago

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5' 11" here - I'm going to start telling the chicks that I am big man in Hollywood.

[–]redditoutloud 8 points9 points ago

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Eh telling them you can screw them standing when they're not on a step-stool and that you won't jam your dick into their cervix probably has a better success rate.

[–]evillozer 25 points26 points ago

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As someone that is 6'6 with a 5'1 wife, the step stool hit close to home.

[–]sciurus 23 points24 points ago

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As someone who is 6'4" with a 5' wife, why do all of us go for the shortest women possible?

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 61 points62 points ago

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Genetic regression towards the mean?

[–]RaindropBebop 42 points43 points ago

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I love it when you talk dirty statistics.

[–]Bouse 2 points3 points ago

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Tell me about the Gaussian distributions again!

[–]evillozer 16 points17 points ago

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Not sure. I don't think I could date anyone near my height unless snoo snoo was all she could say.

[–]OsakaWilson 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for saying snoo snoo--not for being coherent.

[–]baccaruda66 9 points10 points ago

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Probably for the same reason "you guys" buy your socks a size too small.

[–]Narissis 2 points3 points ago

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We like a tight fit? I don't see how--oh wait.

[–]psiphre 5 points6 points ago

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because when you fold them in half like a samsonite, they practically disappear.

[–]imnotyourboyfriend 4 points5 points ago

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I'm throwing a guess their small hands will make you look good.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap guys! Your wives dicks are so much bigger than mine!

[–]OsakaWilson 0 points1 point ago

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Your what? You have a very short wife, your wife has a (short, but none-the-less impressive) dick, or you have a short dick?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dick that is. It is impressive though.

[–]n33 2 points3 points ago

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You might be making a fundamental error, my man. Maybe it's the other party that did the choosing.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 2 points3 points ago

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You don't. They went for you big guy.

[–]thefakejew 1 point2 points ago

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Because you like spinning her around on your dick.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 1 point2 points ago

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You don't. They went for you big guy.

[–]istilldrinkpbr 3 points4 points ago

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As someone who is 6'1'' with no wife, I have no idea. Forever alone.

[–]icyshadows 3 points4 points ago

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As a girl who is 5'10" and wishing for a guy who is over 6' stop going for the short ones! I just for once want a guy who's taller than me! Hahaha

[–]Narissis 2 points3 points ago

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Well hellooooo there.

/foreveralone

[–]icyshadows 1 point2 points ago

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Forever too tall ----> Forever alone :(

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 5'10", I've only ever liked chicks between the heights of around 5'7 to 5'10. 5'10 isn't THAT tall for a guy, anyone that's that height or taller and finds a chick that's 5'10 too tall is weird...

[–]icyshadows 1 point2 points ago

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You are a rarity then it seems because I have a hard time finding a guy who's taller than me and not into girls who are like 5'5" lol.

[–]98PercentChimp 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who is 6'1" with a 5' wife, I concur.

[–]freesecks 0 points1 point ago

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Which home?

[–]evillozer 4 points5 points ago

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The baby grab the stool it hurts my back and knees to bend down home

[–]EnderofDragon 0 points1 point ago

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as another guy who is 6'6" I wish I owned a step stool. every time I have attempted standing sex it has ended poorly.

[–]evillozer 0 points1 point ago

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We found a heavy duty 2 step at target. It has worked well for the last few months.

[–]snoharm 9 points10 points ago

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I'd feel a lot better about myself if you left Spade and Cruise off that list.

[–]Prof_Moody 12 points13 points ago

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You forgot to mention me. Ugh.

[–]RecycledAir 6 points7 points ago

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Also, me.

[–]punchyghost 6 points7 points ago

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5'6", pretty much the same club. :(

[–]Gnarwhalrus 15 points16 points ago

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NO GET OUT ONLY US

[–]SSlartibartfastii 5 points6 points ago

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5'7'' ftw.

[–]TheKingofLiars 4 points5 points ago

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7"5' reporting for duty.

[–]Pumpkin_Escobar7 4 points5 points ago

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Relevant user name.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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6'7" here, quite the difference in height.

[–]moshiah 10 points11 points ago

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I'm 6'4" and if you're wondering I'm only moderately insistent that people sleep with me.

[–]happy_wolfgang 2 points3 points ago

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you scare me mr. rapist

[–]B_EZ 8 points9 points ago

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Forever 5'6 ;(

lol

[–]schugi 1 point2 points ago

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I've never heard of those other guys but I had no idea I was as tall as frkcool!

[–]zingbat 1 point2 points ago

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i can believe Cruise, Pachino and spade being 5'7". But hard to believe that Robert Downey Jr and Walhberg are that short. Not saying you're wrong. Just curious...Do you have a source?

[–]cyklone 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/bio < because I am 5'6 I also wanted to know that..

[–]Narissis 0 points1 point ago

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That surprises me about David Spade, actually; he looks so lanky I'd always assumed he was pretty tall. Go figure.

[–]repulsethemonkey 12 points13 points ago

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I'm 5'5" but I tell everyone I'm 5'6".

[–]captureMMstature 1 point2 points ago

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Me too, isn't even much better.

[–]repulsethemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes I say "five, six and a half..." I think the "and a half" makes it more credible.

[–]AdamVen 10 points11 points ago

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So am I and I still feel bad about my height. 5'11 girlfriend kinda emphasizes that too

[–]docatmac 9 points10 points ago

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I'm 5' 5" and my girlfriend is 5' 11". I once read someone's post noting she's only taller than you when you're standing up.... so find some good positions and have at it!

[–]happy_wolfgang 3 points4 points ago

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she's only taller than you when you're standing up

hehe....he.

[–]rhernan9 13 points14 points ago

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Upvote for you! I'm a 5'11" girl who recently had a 5'6" boyfriend for 3 years. I think it bothered him occasionally (like when I wore heels), but overall was pretty okay about it. I get how it could make you feel a bad, but hopefully you don't let that get in the way of your relationship :) I actually am self-conscious about my height because I feel like a freaking giant sometimes and have only ever dated people shorter than me with the exception of one.

[–]bumwine 16 points17 points ago

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I had a girlfriend who was taller and in all honesty, I never cared and it never really crossed my mind.

UNTIL it started bothering her. It turned out her douchebag (what's a female equivalent to that?) friends would constantly make jokes about it and really draw attention to it. So suddenly the height difference became a problem. Then suddenly you could see her looking to one of her friends 6'2" bro boyfriends and then back at me. I'm sure it kind of became a "why not him + someone tall?" Simple equation, really. We are such a shallow people.

Kudos to those who really don't give a fuck, though.

[–]brokenloop 2 points3 points ago

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It sounds like you neither internalized the issue or became jaded by it. Kudos to you.

[–]bumwine 0 points1 point ago

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Well my comment that we're a shallow people wasn't a knock on anyone in particular, just that its a species-wide virus, if you will. One person might have differing views from most people or just not care in general but because of social pressure they start to care. I admit that there are a lot of things I'm vain and shallow about simply because I'm reminded of them every. single. day. And none of it is malicious, its just what people like and eventually even someone who never gave thought to it suddenly thinks "hey, that would be kind of nice!"

[–]signallost 1 point2 points ago

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If it makes you feel better, in high school I had a crush on a guy who was like 3 inches shorter than me. He hit a growth spurt about a year later and I realized that 90% of the reason I liked him was because he was shorter than me and I thought it made him that much cuter. Still a little shallow of me, but at least I was rooting for the short guy.

Height isn't so much a factor for me, though I'm pretty short, so most guys are taller than me by default. I've liked guys ranging from 5'3"-6'6", and it really doesn't make a difference, unless you're kissing/fucking, but that's all just logistics.

[–]rhernan9 1 point2 points ago

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According to my ex, he was just the right height to be eye-level with my tits O.O Lol I think that eased some of his insecurities. And that blows that your girlfriend at the time really let it get to her like that. I get feeling like that, but the worst thing you can do is end up comparing yourself and your situation to others. It'll just drive you crazy. Anyways, I notice that a lot of really tall guys go for all the teeny tiny girls.

[–]bitchkat 1 point2 points ago

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I'm the same and was married to a 5'8" or so guy for 10 years.

[–]benc1213 6 points7 points ago

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I know how you feel. I'm 5'8 and have a 5'11 girlfriend.

[–]MusicandCoffee 2 points3 points ago

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And another upvote for you! I'm a 5'7" guy who dated a 6' girl for most of last year. The height thing never bothered me at all, in fact, I always kind of thought that it helped make us unique.

[–]Prof_Moody 6 points7 points ago

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Damn. My tallest girlfriend was like 5'1''.

[–]HatefulRespect 11 points12 points ago

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You got some big hands

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 5'9.5, girlfriend is 5'11. Never really noticed height differences in people in general though. It has to be the most non-issue ever created by a western society. I in fact never even knew my height before I was about 23.

One of my ex's was taller as well and I never noticed that either. She must have been about 6'1 which is crazy for a girl. Surprising that no one ever commented on it.

Also what is it with 5'11 girls dating short people :o

[–]dafunkee 5 points6 points ago

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I'm a 5'1" dude and I don't feel much better now

[–]Andythefan 0 points1 point ago

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I know how feel bro

I'm 5 2" :(

[–]gaoshan 8 points9 points ago

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I'm 6'6" and guys, it doesn't matter. The ONLY thing that matters is your own reaction to it. Giants like me do not notice shorter people as being such because everyone is shorter. When everyone is that way it becomes a non-issue. I find it very jarring when shorter friends or colleagues bring up height with me. Just do your thing, b yourself, and any insecurities fade into insignificance.

[–]tirgoviste 5 points6 points ago

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6' fiver here - its true. I have very little awareness of the relative height of anyone shorter than me.

[–]geckooooo 0 points1 point ago

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Word.

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[–]TwoThreeSkidoo 1 point2 points ago

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6'0" isn't that tall...or at least I never thought it was. I feel like in the US at least that'll be the new average height soon enough.

Don't really get the equal footing thing either, if someone's taller than me I usually think at least once "WTF this fucker is gigantic". After that I don't really think about it though.

[–]sirkazuo 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly... on the rare occasion I meet someone taller than me my response defaults to "holy shit this guy is huge" and I default to being slightly intimidated until/unless I know him well. Evolutionary psychology makes being confident a lot easier when you're taller than most though.

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[–]anf1eld 0 points1 point ago

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Short guys like me do not notice taller people as being such because everyone is taller.

[–]gensher 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 6'something and noticed that as well. However I think asking shorter guys just to be themselves is easier said than done. Sometimes I see people taller, or much taller, going past on the street or subway and i find it quite surprisingly humbling, and I imagine what it must be like in a world where a majority of people is taller than you. It's easy not to pay attention to height when you're the big guy:) just like when driving, I never seem to pay attention when my lanes is going faster than others, but as soon as anothet lane starts going faster by even a little, suddenly I really notice and focus on that. It's human psychology, I guess.

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

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I was friends with a 6'5" guy who liked to say "You're all tops-of-heads to me." :)

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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You may be an exception but that statement is absolutely false. It has been proven time and time again that given a choice between two men most women will always choose the taller. It is not a failing on the part of the shorter person.

[–]gaoshan 0 points1 point ago

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Which statement is "absolutely false"? I made 6 separate statements in that comment. Additionally, if I am an exception then it can't be "absolutely" false, by definition.

It is not a failing on the part of the shorter person.

Where did I say anything was a failing on the part of the shorter person?

[–]CxDub1 0 points1 point ago

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Being 6'7" and meeting new people. First question: "do you play basketball?"

[–]Soccer2750 2 points3 points ago

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im 5'8 and i feel even better

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I'm 6'2" and I feel much better too. I may not be as attractive, fit, rich, eloquent or as educated as Daniel. But he used to be conscious about his height and I'm taller than him, so now I can pretend that my many shortcomings don't even matter.

[–]bumwine 2 points3 points ago

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Wouldn't that only work if he was still self-conscious about his height?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It wouldn't work if he was still self conscious about it either.

[–]MogusMaximus 2 points3 points ago

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That's adorable.

[–]FuckThe 3 points4 points ago

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But you ain't Harry Potter bitch

[–]winampman 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Harry Potter!

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but he is Harry Potter.

[–]Antrikshy 0 points1 point ago

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5'9" here. I feel totally awesome at this point.

[–]geckooooo 1 point2 points ago

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6'3" here. Weather's fine here too.

[–]Antrikshy 0 points1 point ago

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:(

But I am a teen. I can totally grow taller for a few more years. But I'd love to be your height, which I probably won't be.

[–]soupkitchen89 0 points1 point ago*

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TIL I am one inch taller than harry potter. Now im less self conscious too!

EDIT: fixed 4 grammar

[–]RyanFuller003 12 points13 points ago

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Well I'm 5'4" and not famous/rich/don't have camera tricks to hide it, so still fucked.

[–]AmIClever 1 point2 points ago

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At least you're getting fucked.

[–]loNRG 3 points4 points ago

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TIL Daniel Radcliffe is taller than me, and yet I'm not Harry Potter. Sigh.

[–]Prof_Moody 42 points43 points ago

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Engorgio! There.

[–]Harry_Fucking_Potter 36 points37 points ago

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Wot's happening to me?!?!

[–]cyberslick188 31 points32 points ago

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Wait, he smokes?

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points ago

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Hes been through a lot in life, the girl he wanted ended up screwing his best friend and some guy is always trying to kill him.

[–]odigo2020 23 points24 points ago

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I'm not sure, always thought that pic was from one of his stage plays.

[–]Gorignak 6 points7 points ago

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That looks like a picture onstage, so maybe it was part of a performance.

[–]cyberslick188 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually a good observation.

[–]johns_juicy_chode 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, he does.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Of course. Motherfucker killed Voldemort (sorta)

[–]sourgrap3s 11 points12 points ago

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Oh you son of a bitch, Spoiler Alert people!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Did you know that in Planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston was actually on Earth in the future the whole time.

[–]Shocking 13 points14 points ago

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In Titanic, the boat sank

[–]psiphre 9 points10 points ago

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in the bible, jesus got fucking crucified

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 2 points3 points ago

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Turns out Soylent Green is people.

[–]bowlnoodlez 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant to this entire thread.

[–]abeijopuvyz 2 points3 points ago

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no the sea became really high all of a sudden

[–]LeMeowman 5 points6 points ago

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DAMN YOU TO HELL!

[–]lafayette0508 3 points4 points ago

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That's why he's short. Stunts your growth, you know.

[–]KMartSheriff 0 points1 point ago

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It's most likely a shot of him on stage. Stage cigarettes are pretty interesting/fun. They look very real and when holding them in your mouth like he does in the picture, and then blowing into the cigarette, it lets out what looks exactly like smoke (but is actually just a harmless powder).

[–]StopBeingDumb 12 points13 points ago

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Me-"Why are you so short?" Him-"Magic."

[–]ProbablyMyLastLogin 65 points66 points ago

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Kid's a badass, no joke.

[–]captainondeck 70 points71 points ago

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[–]Ikimasen 9 points10 points ago

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Hey, I like Tom Lehrer. Neat.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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National Brotherhood Week sums up the entirety of political correctness in Western society.

[–]HueGRection 5 points6 points ago

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I wanna learn this song

[–]Bulls729 5 points6 points ago

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[–]DiscoInferno900 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, why is Channel 5 blocking me from watching a clip from a BBC show?

THIS MAKES NO SENSE!

[–]Harry_Fucking_Potter 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck yes!

[–]CxDub1 24 points25 points ago

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6'7"... Once backed up to sit on a counter. Very short girl behind me. Sat on her face.

[–]mynoduesp 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rhymes_with_jerk 48 points49 points ago

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I used to be self conscious. I still am, but I used to, too.

[–]taroism 5 points6 points ago

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RIP Mitch

[–]ugly_or_not 5 points6 points ago

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I saw Keith Urban in concert last night, and that guy is 5'6 or 5'7 tops.

[–]hobbitfeet 0 points1 point ago

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And has the girliest hair ever.

[–]manolorojo 0 points1 point ago

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And Nicole Kidman!...

[–]prelude46 32 points33 points ago

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Yer a wizard, Harry.

[–]Harry_Fucking_Potter 15 points16 points ago

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I'm a wot?

[–]ThatsALogicalFallacy 14 points15 points ago

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A lizard.

[–]SheaF91 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Affero-Dolor 2 points3 points ago

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As a man living in Scotland, I can confirm that people really do threaten to 'fuckin' burst ye'.

[–]SheaF91 0 points1 point ago

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But do they ever claim that they will put their dick in the owl?

[–]Affero-Dolor 1 point2 points ago

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Well I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move.

[–]anuses 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 5'8", if I was any shorter I would not be happy about it.

[–]Variable303 3 points4 points ago

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5'3" here. Yes, I'm done growing. FML.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Same. It's a negative quality, so outweigh it with positive qualities. Nothing more to it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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God, and people 5'5"-5'11" think they have it so bad. Sometimes I wish I was born a girl just so my height would be acceptable.

[–]jhudson3 6 points7 points ago

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I used to be self-conscious. Oh wait, I still am...

[–]SKRules 5 points6 points ago

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"I used to be self-conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I have lots of imaginary internet points" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Damn.

[–]turistainc 4 points5 points ago

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This dude has earned my respect. His tactics to deal with the paparazzi and now this. Well played, sir.

[–]v3tine 0 points1 point ago

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celebrities have been wearing the same outfit in public for that reason for years and years.

[–]nickrobes 2 points3 points ago

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looks like jesse from breaking bad, with hair.

[–]Shanksterr 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was the only one!

[–]jcsimpson 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of Jesse Pinkman in this pic.

[–]binary_zombie 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! It was weird because I thought the same thing when I saw the thumbnail.

[–]MarvinsDiodes 2 points3 points ago

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You don't have to be tall to be adorable!

[–]hotcakes 16 points17 points ago

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Never smoke cigarettes kids. It'll stunt your growth!

[–]Traunt 7 points8 points ago

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I'll take ~40 million dollars for that.

[–]itachiowns 0 points1 point ago

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im 6'7 it does not stunt your growth been smoking for years and still growing slowly but surely (I'm 22, been smoking since 17)

[–]disgruntledsmoker 2 points3 points ago

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Don't try to reason with the circle jerk; it's futile.

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[–]Farfecknugat 1 point2 points ago

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That's the point isn't it? People are saying it will stunt your growth as if most people start at some insanely early age, or that it's guaranteed to stunt growth (like every other smoking related topic, it's always a 100% chance of immediate bad things)

[–]smilenowgirl 5 points6 points ago

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I've got the most reasonable wetness right now.

[–]jhegro 1 point2 points ago

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i used to be self conscious about my height...and then i said fuck that, AND i aint even harry potter.

[–]egooozum 1 point2 points ago

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5'11" and was never self-conscious of my height. So I was better than Daniel at one point..until he told himself he was Harry Potter.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Director's like shorter guys because its easier to keep them in frame in scenes with women

[–]casualbattery 0 points1 point ago

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lolwut. zoom out?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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kinda looks like pinkman

[–]Harry_Fucking_Potter 1 point2 points ago

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Damn straight.

[–]grantith 1 point2 points ago

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I think he should be more worried about his severe case of gay-face. Unless he's actually gay then it's cool.

[–]GalacticPenguin 1 point2 points ago

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Is this an actual quote by him? If so, where from?

[–]grensley 1 point2 points ago

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I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL.

[–]Tui717 3 points4 points ago

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Whew! Thank God you posted this! I nearly forgot what Daniel Radcliffe looked like!

[–]rockychunk 1 point2 points ago

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"I used to be self-conscious, but then the cigarette industry was able to convince me that smoking their death sticks would somehow make me look cool. They're very good at preying on self-conscious people like me."

[–]FKRMunkiBoi 1 point2 points ago

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Leave it to a karma-whore to keep reposting this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I used to be self conscious.. I still am, but I used to be too.

[–]windsostrange 1 point2 points ago

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Smoking is a really dumb thing to do, even for Harry Potter.

[–]Th3Marauder -1 points0 points ago

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But he looks so fucking cool doing it!

[–]casualbattery 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why people feel the need to make these kinds of comments. Is there really anyone in the developed world who doesn't know cigarettes are harmful? And why doesn't every single glimpse of an alcohol container get met with same judgmental comments? After all, there are far more alcohol related deaths annually than tobacco.

[–]windsostrange 0 points1 point ago

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Cigarettes are cumulatively harmful even when consumed "in moderation" in a way that alcohol could never be when consumed "in moderation." There is no "safe smoking," and because its addictive properties go well beyond the purely physical, a "role model" being caught in widely disseminated photographs smoking has potential trickle-down harm to people consuming that media.

Plus, I'm an ex-smoker in my early thirties with permanent lung damage, so it's a strong personal bias. Are you really that offended by the comment?

[–]waterisgreat 0 points1 point ago

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Any post about self confidence will then be followed by people who will say mean things. Ahh life.

[–]Y0urMom 3 points4 points ago

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I used to be self conscious, i still am but i used to, too.

~Mitch Hedberg

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I spent a few hours the other day reading his quotes again. I miss that man.

[–]ender32 0 points1 point ago

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Actual quote?

[–]HotDinnerBatman 0 points1 point ago

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Daniel ratcliff, take my body. Its all yours.

[–]prboi 0 points1 point ago

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Repost yet still on the front page again

[–]Shitler 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Nathan Fillion is a thumbnail of Daniel Radcliffe.

[–]zzyzzyxx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xaptainpants 0 points1 point ago

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i've always wanted to be pegged by a bossy taller chick who spanks me after for making noises

brb fap

[–]swittyterapyar 0 points1 point ago

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I used to be self conscious about my height, then I thought fuck it, I'm as tall as Harry Potter

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

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'short' men in around 5'5 and 5'7 shouldn't worry. As long as they keep fit and have style and self respect about them, they can carry just as much gravitas as any tall men.

Just like Daniel Radcliffe and Giancarlo Esposito (otherwise known as Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad).

[–]bad_at_photoshop 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lilithia 0 points1 point ago

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Why be selfconcious about your height? Shorter boys are damn cute. I dont want no giant.

[–]Shwoodge 0 points1 point ago

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woo hoo, 5,9 here....it gets better

[–]HenryDeTamble 0 points1 point ago

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He's a smoker?

[–]queenbrewer 0 points1 point ago

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I saw Daniel Radcliffe in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying a few weeks ago and he played opposite John Larroquette, who is 6'4". Their height difference was a great addition to their characters, young upstart and big businessman.

[–]Vanderdecken 0 points1 point ago

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And if anything, being short makes him even hotter.

[–]lion9 0 points1 point ago

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He's the goddamn Harry Potter.

[–]PIEILIKE 0 points1 point ago

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I used to be self-conscious...o wait I still am. If only I could be a British wizard :-(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you would like to read more comments about this picture check out this and this.

[–]voldemortoutbitches 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes if I get a bad grade in school, I just tell my parents that Harry Potter broke all the school rules, had mediocre grades and dropped out and he still saved the wizarding world.

[–]blagoonga123 0 points1 point ago

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After a quick google I have found no legit articles of Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe actually saying this.