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[–]Mohavor 597 points598 points ago

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The day of reckoning is upon us. The war between the Latter Day Saints and the Furries is about to unfold.

[–][deleted] 160 points161 points ago

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Notice how that guy in the middle is blurry? That's right, a highly trained Ninjormon. You wouldn't be able to see him otherwise. Whatever this is, this is serious.

[–]danceswithdinos 83 points84 points ago

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No, that's Slenderman.

[–]Mastrmind 39 points40 points ago

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That's actually Agent Smith.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 57 points58 points ago

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Agent Smith, Joseph Smith.

[–]feureau 10 points11 points ago

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Hi, Joseph! I'm agent Applejack!

[–]reahidru 14 points15 points ago

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What the heck are you talking about?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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heck

Like a true Mormon.

[–]reahidru 12 points13 points ago

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Sorry, I'll fix it

What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about?

[–]chrisman717 8 points9 points ago

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It's winnie the pooh :D

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Slenderman is a mormon assassin.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE... wait, why am do I feel so cold all of a sudden? What was that noise in the kitchOHGOD

[–]ampernand 28 points29 points ago

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The furries are forming a roman style phalanx

The Mormons attempt to counter by converting them with the power of Joseph Smith.

We'll see how this turns out...

[–]GunRaptor 19 points20 points ago

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No, the Greeks used the phalanx. The Romans used battle lines.

Massive. Fucking. Battle lines.

[–]Mutiny005 1 point2 points ago

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Beware their fuzzy exteriors.

[–]DarQraven 1 point2 points ago

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Wololooooo

[–]datn 1 point2 points ago

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We prefer the term Morminja.

[–]h0mesick 5 points6 points ago

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Funny I kinda like to picture the Latter Day Saints against the Jeovah Witness. Hey man they WITNESSED IT!

[–]MeechPeach 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe they're fighting over the beer(?) in the middle

[–]Mohavor 2 points3 points ago

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That's not beer. That metal container is full of demons.

[–]Umaro2k 1045 points1046 points ago

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Men in Black 3 looks like it's going to be really low budget.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 236 points237 points ago

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Blacks in Men had better reviews.

[–]Vexing 79 points80 points ago

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The plot was very touching.

[–]dunchen22 75 points76 points ago

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It was a bit dark, but it came out just fine in the end.

[–]e30kid 54 points55 points ago

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Although the plot had gaping holes in it, it ended up being a solid movie overall.

[–]NamelessAce[!] 68 points69 points ago

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I like the part where black guys had sex.

[–]AdamLovelace 19 points20 points ago

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I don't follow.

[–]casiopt10 23 points24 points ago

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Could this be a flashback scene to the younger years of the Men?

Or perhaps a sequel to the movie Be Kind Rewind?

[–]kirakun 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, it's a few Agent Smiths catching up to a bunch of Resistance whose self-imagining program has gone awry recently.

[–]TraverseTown 237 points238 points ago

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I can just imagine one of the suited fellows saying: "No. None of these will do."

[–]sheepman21 9 points10 points ago

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Bring me more!

[–]Aznable 272 points273 points ago

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I see we have a few new guys, that means, someone broke the first rule of mouse club.

[–]GreatWallOfGina 75 points76 points ago

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I was thinking it was more of a Winnie the Pooh club.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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His name is Eeyore.

His name is Eeyore.

[–]ssjumper 1 point2 points ago

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They look like pikachu to me

[–]daeedorian 15 points16 points ago

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The first rule of Mouse Club is you do not talk about M-I-C-K-E-Why? Because we like you.

[–]dadRabbit 2 points3 points ago

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Cubby, who the fuck names their kid Cubby?

[–]dovhakiin 122 points123 points ago

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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

[–]Keabo 31 points32 points ago

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I've never uttered the phrase 'I've seen enough hentai.'

[–]Phillip_Fry 40 points41 points ago

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I haven't seen any hentai but I too know where this is going.

[–]TheFlamingLlama 47 points48 points ago

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How can you walk the fields of internet and not see any hentai??

[–]jackskidney 13 points14 points ago

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What an amazing mental image you just gave me, sir.

[–]GalacticNexus 16 points17 points ago

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The binary bluebells are wonderful this time of year and the Hentai is in full bloom.

[–]VulturE 2 points3 points ago

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Look! The tentacles are writhing!

[–]Cuboner 19 points20 points ago

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You've been on the internet for more than 5 minutes. You've seen hentai.

[–]Boredpotatoe2 4 points5 points ago

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Not true. I've met a guy who's entire internet usage is facebook, youtube, and minecraft (which he INSIST runs better in browser than standalone, on his gaming computer). I'm not sure he even knows there's porn online.

[–]vnkid 9 points10 points ago

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does not compute

[–]arvinja 5 points6 points ago

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What diagnose does he have?

[–]Boredpotatoe2 12 points13 points ago

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Chronic noobism.

[–]TheJBW 162 points163 points ago

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Oh shit, a dance fight is about to break out between Winnie the Pooh and Reservoir Dogs.

Get your tickets now!

[–]CedarWolf 32 points33 points ago

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I've got $5 on Mr. Pink... because we all know he doesn't tip.

[–]usernameunavailable 12 points13 points ago

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Pooh got served.

[–]spinozasrobot 130 points131 points ago

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I dunno, but I bet Slytherin is gonna lose 10 points when Dumbledore finds out.

[–]RitzCrackerz86 68 points69 points ago

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Beginning of a low budget porno.

[–]cardboardphone 641 points642 points ago

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Sad to say it looks like pledges. If you think it is getting out of hand, know that hazing is a misdemeanor in many states.

[–]jceez 244 points245 points ago

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I dont know, theres both males and females.

[–]cardboardphone 211 points212 points ago

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Professional fraternities allow both genders, and from the understand on my campus they have much less oversight than any IFC affiliated fraternities.

[–]topperharley88 120 points121 points ago

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I dont know of any professional frats that haze. mostly they are just networking and such

[–]frenchtoaster 135 points136 points ago

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I know of several professional fraternities that haze. It definitely depends on the University and the fraternity.

[–]azwethinkweizm 47 points48 points ago

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Define haze, please. Part of the pledging process for us includes having the pledges stand in a line and answer questions about the chapter's history asked (notice I said asked and not yelled) by a member. Most schools consider that hazing but not us.

[–]squired 75 points76 points ago*

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I've been involved in hazing, receiving and initiating, throughout my life (boy scouts, fraternity, military, two professional sports, and the civilian workplace). Hazing can be an effective and beneficial tool in the right setting, for and from the right people. Those setting are very, very rare. And yes, standing in line and answering questions is the foundation of most hazing regimens.

From experience I can tell you that it is dangerous for 20 year old college students, fresh off of experiencing hazing themselves to dish out any sort of bond or pressure mechanics. It is damaging and it is sadistic. I have seen individuals psychologically crushed and I feel horrible for some of the simplest forms of hazing I've taken part in like sand angels in the volleyball court during a party.

Hazing within some circles of the USMC for example can be beneficial if supervised by old hands. Outside of a scant few extremely intense and important team based scenarios (if you don't have the potential to die or be maimed you don't make the list) hazing is ugly, damaging, and bullish.

[–]buford419 14 points15 points ago

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like sand angels in the volleyball court

Wut?

[–]squired 236 points237 points ago*

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A common hazing technique is bonding through humiliation. The concept is that when a group of men are humiliated long enough together (along with other hazing), they will bond and quit worrying about any culture outside of their own. They "become brothers". It is an effective technique but takes it's toll. College students would be better off climbing a mountain together or locking themselves in a pub.

The "sand angels in the volleyball" court was in my fraternity's unofficial handbook and I both experienced it and eventually oversaw it. Not my proudest of moments.


Basically, the entire point of a Greek Fraternity is to party and network. Two Saturday's a month we would throw enormous parties. Our house was a kind of ranch off campus with 20 acres. We had a central house with the largest patio that I have ever seen to this day, and a three car garage that was renovated into a sort of club. One of the alumni even trucked in an authentic "Wild West" saloon bar from a ghost town in Oklahoma.

During the Fall semesters, the pledges were basically going through boot camp and during the parties they had to set everything up and serve, play bitch throughout the party, then cleanup on Sunday. During the height of the party, they would have to strip completely naked and do pushups, "sand angels" (like snow angels), and hump the sand until someone either puked or quit, as in entirely quit their pledgeship.

So you have a bunch of drunk chicks (freshman girls and classmates of the pledges mind you) laughing along with the mob as you hump the deck, buck naked, just praying that the guy next to you will puke his brains out soon and play bitch for the next week or just fucking quit. "Please dude, just fucking quit." The pledges would often fuck over each other for the first couple of months.

Fucking Humiliating.

However, after awhile you realize that none of it matters. You have fun with your brothers and who gives a shit what else happens or what others think. It is easy to say that you wouldn't let it get to you but until you go through it you don't understand. That is the purpose of hazing and it changes people.


I experienced it again in and around the military where it was needed. I don't think I truly understood it though until years later when I saw the same methods being tossed around by a professional coach because "it's just a little hazing, it's all in good fun".

A couple years ago I talked about it with my father who retired Full Bird. It may be the most somber conversion I ever had with him and he recalled some shameful memories.

In jump school you have a mock door that you stage on and practice your landing out of. You have to grab both sides of the frame. They use to wire it up to a car battery in an attempt to make guys piss themselves or roll/break an ankle if they weren't Airborne/Ranger material. He told me many stories of the "Old Army". While those occurrences were few and far between and most of the instigators, even during that period, were transferred or discharged, he shared many similar stories and explained the history and purpose of hazing the best as he was able.

"If you have to piss on a man to save him from the fire, you best piss on his face so he stays pretty. If he isn't walking into fire, you're just pissing on a man."


There is no "hazing in good fun" and college students should NOT play with fire. I feel like a geezer saying that and I'm only coming up on 30 but it is fucking true. You can destroy people with these methods. I cannot think of a reason any group other than expedition level athletes or elite military crews should ever line up men and quiz them with the intent to humiliate. It is the first step. If you don't go to step two, there is no point in utilizing step one. There are better, more effective methods to train and instruct. That is, unless you are an asshole. It takes one to know one and unfortunately I've been there.

[–]the5nowman 8 points9 points ago

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Post of the day.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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It sucks at my school that would considered hazing. So say you're doing a fraternity history line up and this is the extent of your "hazing". If one guy ends up not liking the fraternity and or holding a grudge against them the entire chapter is fucked because you made them stand in line and ask some basic questions.

[–]db0255 15 points16 points ago

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Lol at Level 1 hazing. Anything that requires standing in line is hazing.

[–]Vsx 161 points162 points ago

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They hazed me at burger king today. All I wanted was some chicken nuggets =-(

[–]Derbl 4 points5 points ago

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Don't haze me bro!

[–]banananame 6 points7 points ago

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There is now a level zero.

[–]dougiefreshXD 2 points3 points ago

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So is carrying a book, or wearing pins. Thats the case at my school anyways, IT is getting a bit out of hand.

[–]thuff 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say that this looks similar to that scenario, but the pledges are told to wear costumes as a bit of a traditional 'MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID' mindset. Nothing looks amiss here.

[–]Panosl 1 point2 points ago

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It's hazing in my eyes if say, they answer a wrong question and get beaten with a paddle, or have to eat some puke, or have to take a shot of vodka.

[–]dothemath 9 points10 points ago

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"Haze" is a bit difficult to define. Many have an initiation night which involves quite a bit of stuff that isn't exactly normal (my professional fraternity involved blindfolding, some sensory deprivation and a very long night culminating in formal acceptance at dawn as sun rose after initiation night).

That being said, it didn't involve anything close to furries.

[–]featherfooted 6 points7 points ago

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If you require a pledge to do anything which a brother is not willing to do himself, then it's hazing. Did a current brother sit there with you while you were blindfolded all night?

If they left you alone, I'm pretty sure that's hazing, especially if they left you alone outside in cold weather.

[–]dothemath 7 points8 points ago

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This is probably not the norm, but I'll answer for my specific professional fraternity (acknowledging others may be different). The pledges were inside a large, university-owned building, on-campus (with university permission); though blindfolded and left in specific places, every pledge was watched by at least one (if not more) active members (though pledges were not made aware of this, as loud classical music was blaring to help hide the fact many people were around all pledges, all the time); every pledge was able to take off their blindfold at any time (and consequences of such were ambiguous, at best - no pledge (during my three years as master of ceremonies for this particular chapter ever felt the need to do so); and each pledge had a unique, designated active fraternity member to watch over them at all times. No alcohol, nudity or any other demeaning activity - aside from being blindfolded and being deprived of that sense - was asked or demanded of the pledge.

Again, this was for a professional (and admittedly geeky) fraternity; I add this merely to say that professional fraternities A) participate in initiation and B) take the dangers of hazing very seriously.

My "sensory deprivation" above included blindfolding and being subjected to loud, classical music to hide the number of people wandering around in otherwise well-lit conditions.

[–]featherfooted 7 points8 points ago

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The part where it was University-sanctioned and each pledge was watched by a brother makes it non-hazing in my opinion. I'll assume that the specifics of the event are actually important to your fraternal traditions (meditation, I'm guessing?). A lot of current fraternities say that it's a "Tradition!" to drive the pledge class to a cabin in the woods, and lock them inside with a keg for every man until all the beer is drunk, because it "builds brotherhood" or something else. My university IFC has dechartered 4 Greek organizations in the past 3 years for shit like this and I voted "Yes" every time.

Also: not all professional fraternities are as authentic as you say. Here, our IFC fraternities are kept on a pretty tight leash (by Exec members like me) but the MGC (Asian and historically-Black) organizations and the NFC (professional) fraternities have almost zero over-sight by the Department of Student Life. As such, they haze on a much regular, and much more severe basis, but I can't lift a finger to touch them. To be honest, that bothers me sometimes.

[–]dothemath 5 points6 points ago

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First, I have to quickly concede that your point, "not all professional fraternities are as authentic as you say" is in all likelihood 100% true. I have no illusions that my own professional fraternity is analogous to every other professional fraternity; I would be pleasantly surprised if it was anything but.

Second, the Greek system where I went to school was arguably one of the worst in the nation (if not the worst), so the professional counters to the traditional Greek system made extra efforts to not be confused with the traditional pledged fraternities. Why? Well, my freshman year an African-American student was almost killed during one social fraternity's activities (early 90s, easy to find if you really want to). The professional fraternities wanted to distance themselves while, simultaneously, they tried to keep their own histories and traditions alive.

So, our professional fraternity had their initiation - but even a skeptical outsider would have been hard-pressed to really decry us for our "hazing"... It was in no way an initiation at expense of our pledges.

Ultimately, I don't think you would have any issue with this professional fraternity - but I certainly can see how you would feel frustrated by actions that fall at least on the borderline of hazing, if not hazing outright. And I would happily join you in any way I could to stop true hazing from occurring.

[–]cardboardphone 11 points12 points ago

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I can only speak from personal and anecdotal evidence from close friends. I went social and they went business. While my experience may have been challenging there was no hazing. Meanwhile, my professional fraternity friends were ran ragged with tasks that were certainly not a part of the official new member education.

[–]SgtBanana 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah, my friends had to construct their own paddles to be spanked with by their "bigs". One of my friends was forced to drink a mixture of 20 different semi-spoiled food items, mixed with vomit.

[–]stupidlyugly 23 points24 points ago

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As a greek alum, I never hear anybody step up and say, "I was forced to drink a mixture of 20 different semi-spoiled food items, mixed with vomit."

It's always someone's friend.

Pledging for us involved a lot of grunt work for parties like cleaning up the trash the next day, a lot of designated driving, a lot of rote quizzes on founders this, creed that, history over there.

Initiation was a religious based ceremony. No paddles, no gold fish. It was an interactive play. Granted, parts of it scared the fuck out of me, but it was all harmless.

[–]vxc 1 point2 points ago

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adapted ritual shit like this fascinates me. can you describe this "play?"

[–]pandemic1444 25 points26 points ago

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What. the. fuck? I could never join a fraternity.

[–]SgtBanana 15 points16 points ago

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They're not all like that, this is just one extreme case. I have two other friends who went to separate fraternities at the same college and all they had to do was clean the frat house.

[–]allday0212 13 points14 points ago

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whoa whoa whoa, fraternity house.

[–]BanterDTD 1 point2 points ago

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The professional fraternities had much worse hazing than the social fraternities at my school. They were less likely to get caught.

[–]shenanigins 1 point2 points ago

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Culturals are both, even though they call each other brothers despite gender.

[–]fishbert 1 point2 points ago

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the Independent Film Channel has fraternities?!

[–]sugardeath 7 points8 points ago

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I figured it was the male pledges dressed up in women's clothes.

[–]phahoutthr 39 points40 points ago

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No... there are def some boot-ays in that lineup

[–]sugardeath 11 points12 points ago

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Could be some sweet, sweet man-ass in women's clothes that are designed to shape things a bit.

[–]phahoutthr 25 points26 points ago

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Then I have the weirdest boner of my life...

[–]chickadeedoo 15 points16 points ago

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a lot of sororities have frat brothers from their "brother frat" come and have a hand in the hazing and pledging process. for instance, there is one sorority at my school that has the girls sit in their underwear on a dryer and the frat guys circle the bits of them that "jiggle". pretty much total humiliation for the girls. awesome right?? bleh.

[–]cavolt 39 points40 points ago

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That story is told on every campus. I'm not saying it's not true or that similar practices don't take place, just that you shouldn't just assume its true.

[–]Vitalstatistix 10 points11 points ago

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We had a sorority do an event in our backyard because we were off-campus and they weren't (making it easier to hide). We didn't get to haze, per se, but we all go to sit on the back porch and watch it go down. Girls are brutal, especially preppy rich white girls.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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At my girlfriend's school there was a sorority that had the girls stand outside in underwear, blindfolded, while the brother fraternity wrote in Sharpie everything that was wrong with their bodies. Her friend had to go through that.

[–]yourdadsbff 8 points9 points ago

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Why the fuck are the sororities okay with that?

[–]Mayniak 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure my school's marching band (which has men and women) also hazes. There are also coed social fraternities (though sometimes only on a per-chapter basis), so it could be one of those.

[–]jcanci 1 point2 points ago

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Those could be male pledges with feminine body types. I wouldn't put it past a frat to make their pledges crossdress.

[–]Dr_fish 34 points35 points ago

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You Americans are weird.

[–]multiphrenic 7 points8 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that has no idea what anyone is talking about

[–]phone_scissors_pen 42 points43 points ago

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Definitely a lame fraternity. Like the business school frat or something. Those are definitely not sorority girls.

[–]wake28 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man, hazing was crazy! We had to put on suits and the girls wore conservative disney-themed outfits. We even had a party afterwards where there was a keg! Unreal...

[–]tekufah98 4 points5 points ago

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what's worse is that i thought the same, and then noticed how much this reminded me of that scene in the shining... hope it's not related..

[–]avfc41 8 points9 points ago

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One of my housemates got tapped for the equivalent of Skull and Bones when I was a senior in college. I looked out the window one night at about 3AM, and saw a couple people in dark robes light candles in my front yard and then walk in, and then I heard shouting from the first floor. Scared the shit out of me. Creeped downstairs, and the shouting was their "you have been tapped" speech.

[–]BritishHobo 15 points16 points ago*

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No offence, but that just sounds fucking weird. From a British guy, I'm really trying to understand here... why don't people just hang out and drink normally? What's with the crazy system and the traditions and the fucked-up tasks, weird speeches, clubs and everything? Why don't people just make friends and go to a fucking bar?

[–]fswmacguy 11 points12 points ago

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Most Americans think it's fucking stupid, too. At least I do. That type of shit in a "professional" learning environment is ass-backwards to say the very least.

[–]lolbacon 7 points8 points ago

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Most people do. Fraternities usually make up a small percent of the student population, and most are pretty benign and interest-specific. A handful though are rich sadistic douchebags who pay for friends and like to pretend they're in some super secret cult and torture their pledges.

[–]mhink 1 point2 points ago*

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Here's an explanation. Basically, for our mutual benefit. Actual traditions (like initiation, songs, history, secret mottoes) give members an identity and something to bond over. I went to a national conference for my fraternity over the summer, and just about every person I met, I was able to immediately make friends with, because although we were initiated at different times and places, we knew at least one thing about each other: our initiation was exactly the same, and we'd taken the same oaths.

On a not as serious scale, my chapter has a $14,000 social budget for throwing parties, a $40,000 kitchen budget for meals, etc., we have a several-million-dollar house to live in with a newly renovated courtyard, we have our own volleyball and (half-court) basketball courts, and we have a few engineering faculty members as alumni. When I was a freshman, there was no lack of people to help me with my classes, because half of us are engineers.

Trust me, there's benefits.

edit: If there's interest, I could do a video of a quick walking tour of our house and upload it.

[–]MynameisB 4 points5 points ago

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Guys in suits, other homies in costumes. One guy in suit with what seems to be alcohol. Yep, definitely hazing.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Oh man wearing a costume let's ban Greek life

[–]cardboardphone 10 points11 points ago

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That was not my intention at all. I am a huge proponent for Greek Life. It seems as if the greek-hating hivemind has elevated my comment to the top, but it was really just to let OP know that if shit gets too weird he has some course of action to follow.

[–]Guilty_Light 2 points3 points ago

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Not every fraternity is like this. I'm part of one and we don't haze. The closest we get to hazing is waking pledges up at 5am and going for group jogs while we teach them chapter history and songs.

I went through it and the pledge process was an awesome experience where I met a ton of amazing people and did a bunch of really cool things (we built a massive wooden table from scratch for our library room).

There's seems to be so much hate for fraternities because of some power tripping assholes who just ruin it for everyone else.

[–]be81827 29 points30 points ago

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If I was in college today I'd be in jail for some of the shit I did to pledges

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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The year before I joined they killed a guy...

[–]cardboardphone 18 points19 points ago

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I've heard some wild stories myself from some of our most esteemed alumni. Homecoming is upon us and pledge class of '81 is incoming. Its going to be a wild weekend.

[–]Black_Ash_Heir 125 points126 points ago

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Probably deserve it too. Tradition doesn't make it right.

[–]yep45 14 points15 points ago

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what about volunteering for it?

[–]bulletprooff 33 points34 points ago

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either volunteer or be a social outcast. Pretty fucking stupid and immature tradition to be started in a "higher learning environment" You old fucks can be as nostalgic as you want to be, but it won't make frats and sororities right. I'm glad my university banned that shit. Do you want to know the #1 thing my relatives from Europe ask me? "Why do Americans have to play games and do stupid things to get drunk? Why can't they just drink and have a good time?" And they are 100% fucking right.

EDIT I'm referring to the stripping if you get questions wrong, in 12 degree weather type frats. Or doing shit like forcing pledges to do hard drugs/ consume more alcohol than would be considered lethal.

[–]dngrCharlie 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's interesting that you would like to ban something that a LOT of people volunteer to do and have enjoyed just because YOU think it's "fucking stupid and immature". If you don't like it, don't participate but why impose your ideas of what's good and right to others?

That is basically oppression. Reddit is CONSTANTLY complaining about oppression. People who want to smoke pot are oppressed. Gay people who want to get married are oppressed. What you espouse is not much different then throwing people in jail because you don't agree with their desire to smoke pot or religious organizations trying to keep gay marriage banned. Your viewpoints about fraternaties are not much different from those.

I don't smoke pot nor am I gay but I could give a rat's ass if someone else wants to smoke pot or be a married gay person. There are certainly negative aspects to smoking pot but as long as a person chooses to do so it's their business. There are negative aspects to a LOT of things but they are still legal (like driving).

[–]jonknee 15 points16 points ago

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Not being in a frat is being a social outcast? I see it as similar to boot camp--shit sucks at first but you volunteered for it. (I have never been in either the military or a fraternity.)

[–]Vitalstatistix 18 points19 points ago

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The thing is, most fraternity guys I know (myself included) look back on their pledging days and say they enjoyed it. I never heard of anyone doing any sexual stuff either, just lots of drinking and challenges that sucked at the time, but the memories of it all are pretty awesome and it does build close friendships by virtue of doing stupid shit together and keeping each other motivated.

[–]remmycool 7 points8 points ago

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You're an outcast if you don't choose to join a frat?

[–]bigwhale 3 points4 points ago

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they try to make you feel like it.

[–]yep45 1 point2 points ago

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Greek systems play a large role in many schools, that's true, but kids usually know about this when they are applying. I go to a Jesuit school that barely recognizes frats at all- certainly to the extent of schools in the South or whatever, but am still in a professional frat.

I went in glad that there would not be Greek life dominating everything, but looking back, I think it would be cool to have a bit more of a Greek presence, if for nothing else than to give it the traditional "college" vibe. I think it should be an option for people who want to be part of a social or professional organization with some like-minded people, but should also leave others free to not participate if they so choose.

You make a good point about the drinking culture in colleges- but that isn't because of frats, that's just the college drinking culture. Schools without a large Greek presence still do all the stupid shit kids will do. I absolutely agree that frats who actively endanger the lives or health of their pledgees should be cracked down on, but most of it is harmless fun

[–]chewp911 7 points8 points ago

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Top...3 examples?

[–]hot_boy_ronald 6 points7 points ago*

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My favorite that this OTHER fraternity down the row got in trouble for years ago was this:

Put the pledges in a room (usually at someone's camp in the woods) give them condoms, lube, and a goat. Tell them no-one leaves until the goat is fucked. If someone actually did the goat that person was kicked out for being a goat fucker. It worked usually bc the one who did the deed was to ashamed to come forward.

EDIT: By favorite I mean favorite from my list of terrible things to tell people so they know how bad hazing can really get. Not that I actually approve or participated in any of them. I just know of them.

[–]andash 5 points6 points ago

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You sick fuck. Exploiting some scared bastard wanting approval and then kicking him out? And what about the damn animal. Please tell me this was a joke that I didn't get

[–]Oorangelazarus 8 points9 points ago

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the good ole' days

[–]HILLLER 2 points3 points ago

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Go on...

[–]Orbixx 1 point2 points ago

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I am a Brit and what is this?

[–]mareksoon 35 points36 points ago

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Nothing here but a group of tubby little cubbies all stuffed with fluff.

[–]banemall 27 points28 points ago

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Did anyone else think that the guy on the left was Neil Patrick Harris at first?

[–]serenity345 4 points5 points ago

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I thought Alexander Skarsgård.

[–]DLXII 1 point2 points ago

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It isn't?

[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points ago

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"at first" ? I still think it is him.

[–]danneh1017 28 points29 points ago

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I don't know what's going on, but I DO know dat ass needs tending to.

[–]PerfectLucidity 16 points17 points ago

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Dat Pooh

[–]sticker14 10 points11 points ago

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Dat Pooh...per?

[–]SL8Rfan 14 points15 points ago

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[–]trimalchio 6 points7 points ago

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It seems to me that it's Winnie the Pooh Costumes (Based on the two colors and the ears, also the shirt shows a bare midriff specifically made yellow), eight in number. Each person has personal belongings with them.

They seem to have brought a small keg of beer with them. It's a strange quantity of beer actually, never seen that kind of keg here in the US so I'm going to assume this is in Europe somewhere, though I could just be wrong about that kind of keg and it could have a distribution in the US as well. I'd guess against most other places because the people seem pretty freakin' white. Always making up reasons to be out at night dressed in suits and Winnie the Pooh costumes. In any case, they certainly might be Australian as well, but western and white nonetheless.

There are also 3 males wearing purposefully coordinated business suits. They've all worn a similar kind of tie, the suit color is dark, and the fact that they're with 8x Winnie the Pooh, I'm going to guess this particular suit was selected as well.

They seem to be in a large open space of grass, probably a park, by the angle of the photo and the mention that it was taken behind a window, which seems possible based on the single border of blurry tan color, the photographer was across a street or path from these people, and probably on a second story or up a hill.

I'm going to guess it's either a secret society induction or a fraternity though, but there's no real way to know why these people decided to get drunk while wearing suits and Winnie the Pooh costumes. This might even be a completely normal costume party in a field. We just don't know yet.

[–]matty323 4 points5 points ago

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Noobs! Its called a pony keg, and it's been around for ever.

[–]lowrads 1 point2 points ago

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It's MFA students. Just being MFA students. That's what they do.

[–]crystallyn 1 point2 points ago

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They have mini-kegs in the states. Could easily be any college anywhere here.

[–]babamcrib 6 points7 points ago

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It's the teddybear blowjob from The Shining.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080725122410AAjXC15

[–]evan81 24 points25 points ago

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Who really cares... there's a keg down there, you should probably round up some friends and go steal it. Although it is a hazing, so you may or may not get a keg of beer.

[–]noodles1288 33 points34 points ago

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Looks like serenades. Its a greek thing on campus (at least mine). Its not hazing, and you don't need to freak out lol. Its usually lots of fun, guys sing to girls, girls sing to guys. Its a social thing. No idea about the whinny the poo suits haha, looks funny as hell

[–]DJPho3nix 4 points5 points ago

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Being the largest Greek system in the US, our serenades were huge. They were sometimes rather large productions that could include bands, costumes, choreography, skits, etc. Eventually the University shut it down because it just caused too much of a hassle when it happened. The last night of serenades was my junior year I believe.

This was at the University of Illinois. Not sure if it's started up again since.

[–]GunRaptor 5 points6 points ago

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Best real explanation yet...

[–]paintthisred 73 points74 points ago

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judging by how utterly retarded it looks, it probably has something to do with greek life.

[–]immerc 3 points4 points ago

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The financial crisis is weirder than I thought...

[–]maxp0wah 18 points19 points ago

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I N I T I A T I O N

[–]l1ghtemup 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like a typical Tuesday night. Dress up as Winnie the Pooh and go drink a 1/4 barrel in a random lot.

[–]DunieMunny 2 points3 points ago

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pledgepledgepledgepledge

[–]SEXKlTTEN 2 points3 points ago

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Pledging.

[–]KC_RUFFIAN137 2 points3 points ago

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UPDATE US OP

[–]Moar4x4 2 points3 points ago

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Pledges :)

[–]six6xis 5 points6 points ago

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Eyes Wide Shut part 2

[–]Willkins88 5 points6 points ago

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Rush Pike

[–]pnpbios 6 points7 points ago

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Recruiting for hesbolah

[–]tossincookies 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know, but I want in!

[–]Kirjath 3 points4 points ago

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mormons

[–]FromAshyToClassy 7 points8 points ago

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Pledging process.

[–]AnotherWorthlessFuck 5 points6 points ago

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Winnie the poo orgy.

[–]banned_from_4chan 4 points5 points ago

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I see:

  • 4 guys in black suits and matching ties

  • 8 people (at least 5 women) are wearing what appears to be Winnie the Pooh costumes (notice the seemingly fake HoneyGut on the second person from the right). The far left, and 2 far right might or might not be men.

  • They're standing in a field (near some apartments/dorms?).

  • 4 (baby blue) similar or same plastic bags (the kind you normally get at conventions, full of flyers and meant to carry convention swag). Two behind the Winnie gang and two behind the Suit gang.

  • 1 keg, at least one bottle (possibly two, see second suit from left). Might be beer bottles. Also, all of the center Winnie gangers have their right arm at or close to 90º, probably holding cups (for beer from the keg).

  • Some of the Winnie gangers have dirty elbows.

Conclusion: Suit gang wants to gang bang Winnie gang. Far left winnie is not down, and far right winnie is a dude that doesnt want to see these guys bang his friends, that he's been trying to get at for years.

[–]shuddleston919 1 point2 points ago

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A lot of potential cuddling.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever is going on, they'll probably laugh about it the whole year.

[–]bonbonita 1 point2 points ago

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neil patrick harris?!!?

[–]d-scan 1 point2 points ago

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All I know is that the girl second from the left has see-thru tights.

[–]tyr02 1 point2 points ago

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Update?

[–]mmomjian 1 point2 points ago

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RelevantRule34, paging RelevantRule34 to /r/WTF.

[–]BobScratchit 1 point2 points ago

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I see three bank managers who are prepping a group of bank robbers to storm your local bank.

[–]hipphopopotamus 1 point2 points ago

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you should have put one your sportcoat and tie and gone out to investigate

[–]sdub 1 point2 points ago

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Don't haze me bro!

[–]ReleeSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Mouseketeers vs. Slender Men, the eternal struggle.

[–]Gryndyl 1 point2 points ago

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I don't either but if I were you I'd get the fuck out there and join in.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't know, but I have this to say about it:

No, no, I'd have to be wasted, yes, probably, yes, I think that's a guy, and too blurry to tell.

[–]Soyelbahm 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know either, but with free beer and outgoing chicks, I want in.

[–]bobdole369 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously those mormon dudes are about to get some dumpy broads with an odd penchant for furry-sex pregnant.

[–]cprocella 1 point2 points ago

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Some people love Poo.

[–]wolfbreath 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for proving proof that the world really is as interesting as I sometimes hope it is.

[–]Tymo55 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Rush Week, you live on a college campus?

[–]pipsqeek 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever is it, some of those chicks have nice butts.

[–]coffeetablesex 1 point2 points ago

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Freshmen.

[–]FlyMolo85 1 point2 points ago

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clearly fraternity brothers doing something with pledges... perhaps some sorority sisters lent them their plebos for some fun. sigh i miss college

[–]DogMessOnMyShoe 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like some sort of cult. The one on the right seems suspicious.

[–]cmatute 1 point2 points ago

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Fourth girl from the left. Dat ass.

[–]RedHotSugarBot 1 point2 points ago

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Deadmau5 show, you're doing it wrong.

[–]TheMadderHatter 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Hazing

[–]ineedmunchies 1 point2 points ago

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Idiots are going on outside your window.

[–]SammyThePenguin 1 point2 points ago

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A whole lot of ASS is whats going on!

[–]boborg 1 point2 points ago

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is that barney stinson on the left side!?!?!?

[–]wtf_is_taken 1 point2 points ago

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5

[–]Chasuk 1 point2 points ago

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MIB are debriefing aliens, obviously.

[–]bilodeau5 1 point2 points ago

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PLEDGES

[–]mes9696 1 point2 points ago

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You should go out and say hello. Plenty of fine young honeys Pooh Bears to go around.

[–]fafafohi 1 point2 points ago

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PLEDGES!!

[–]theswedishshaft 1 point2 points ago

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I know wtf that is: initiation procedure for a Dutch (Albert Heijn bags) student association.

[–]strained_brain 1 point2 points ago

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A meeting of the Pooh Klux Klan, perhaps?

[–]Iarwain_ben_Adar 1 point2 points ago

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The FBI is investigating several honey theft incidents linked to the Pooh-tang-crips of south-central L.A.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 1 point2 points ago

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Probably a drug bust for Africanized honey.