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[–]Conman93 25 points26 points ago

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If you live in San Diego, you have seen a guy doing this exact thing, except he was fired, bought himself a cardboard guitar and does it for fun. True story.

[–]Kallahan11 16 points17 points ago

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Who would fire him? He's fricken incredible!

[–]RyattEarp 11 points12 points ago

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Vindictive assholes who don't understand the concept of this marketing tactic.

[–]Conman93 6 points7 points ago

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He did it before it was cool.

[–]Chemikill 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah there was a guy in Oceanside on Hwy 1 doing it, LOVED that guy he would often paint his face like King Diamond, made my day every time i drove by, i love King Diamond

[–]Cptn_Janeway 1 point2 points ago

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God damn you, now I have King Diamond's voice in my head. For the next 10 minutes everything I read will be in his voice.

[–]Groots 1 point2 points ago

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GRRRAAANNDDDMAAAAAAAAA

[–]shaunc 1 point2 points ago

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That sucks. In Memphis, there's a guy who got so into it, they actually designed a Little Caesar's sign in the shape of a guitar, just for him. He's since quit (I presume), and was replaced by a fat kid who slings the guitar sign over his back and spins around a normal square sign.

Edit: Article about Memphis guitar Caesar dude

[–]GristleThornbody 1 point2 points ago

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that guy was nuts. all damn day, in the 100+ summer heat. I was betting he'd stroke out at some point.

[–]Culero 0 points1 point ago

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What, where in?

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[–]betonthis1 6 points7 points ago

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Are you from Oceanside??? So am I! I was just going to say there is this guy who still does this on Oceanside Blvd across from the Ralph's who does this to this day! Except he is blond haired. He is off his rocker though because he was chatting up some girl in the CVS about the weirdest crap.

[–]flipxfx 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know where the full length video is?

[–]twoHUNDREDdollars 0 points1 point ago

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That guy was cool. I used to see him walk past my house when I lived on Myers.

[–]betterhalf 150 points151 points ago

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Actually you made me call for an ambulance because I was sure you were having a Little Caesar..

[–]RuthLessPirate 11 points12 points ago

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This is the only pun thread I've ever seen with no pun replies, and I can't think of any either.

[–]Fixhotep 6 points7 points ago

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yea, this one apparently didnt have a domino affect

[–]OddAdviceGiver -2 points-1 points ago

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It enraged me while I was on the john.

[–]Cdf12345 3 points4 points ago

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$5 for a large pizza sold by a speed metal freak? I hope they sell a ton and make crazy bread.

[–]down_vote_magnet 68 points69 points ago

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I would say judging by the way he's playing that sign he's actually a metal guitarist in a band when he's not working a shitty day job.

[–]artificiallyvain 73 points74 points ago

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really? it looked like he was tickling his nutsack to me.

[–]Yandere 16 points17 points ago

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It seems our eyes are naturally drawn to vigorous hand motions around the crotch region.

[–]lousy_at_handles 31 points32 points ago

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Well that's how you properly air guitar. You make an "okay" sign, then fan the genitals. I thought this was common knowledge.

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 4 points5 points ago

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Yep, that's it. Quote of the night.

[–]RyattEarp 5 points6 points ago

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You make an "okay" sign, then fan the genitals.

No it's just that you have a hilarious way of describing things.

[–]angel818 1 point2 points ago

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the sign is worn out where his fingers are! how long has he had this job!

[–]F-rn 2 points3 points ago

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if i remember correctly,that was in oceanside california,i heard of this cus i worked at one in huntington beach and am very fond of ze headbanging also.

[–]CrimsonFlash 34 points35 points ago

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You don't order "hot n' ready's". You just go in and pick them up. Pre-made pizzas of awesome proportions.

[–]bradwork 8 points9 points ago

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Eight slices and over 2200 calories of pure shame.

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

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Except when it's 7pm and right next to a collage. Then you better bring a book.

[–]dfn85 29 points30 points ago

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Next to a piece of art, comprised of multiple media?

[–]Nudicals 4 points5 points ago

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All I imagine is people reading books under a collage waiting for a Hot n' ready.

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[–]dfn85 5 points6 points ago

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Why would you use that form of the word? If it is a completed work of art, is is comprised. Made. Completed. Done.

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 2 points3 points ago*

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is is

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points ago

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it is*

My fingers seem to love replacing T with S.

[–]Smartestpersonever -2 points-1 points ago

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comprise (v):

  1. to include or contain: The Soviet Union comprised several socialist republics.
  2. to consist of; be composed of: The advisory board comprises six members.
  3. to form or constitute

dfn85 gave me a piece of art comprising multiple media.

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points ago

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May be just the funky way I learned, growing up, but using "comprising" that way just sounds wrong.

[–]bigplansisay 4 points5 points ago

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The Little Ceasars in our neighborhood still doesn't seem to realize that people are going to come everyday at roughly dinner time and want pizzas. it's always a ten minute wait.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually when you go in/drive thru and request a hot-n-ready, that's an 'order'.

You are confusing a regular 'order' with 'ordered for delivery'.

[–]limitz 0 points1 point ago

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And at $5 for a pepperoni pizza, they're even a better deal than your average frozen pizza, tastier too I might add.

[–]skunkzgerald 5 points6 points ago

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i just ordered fifteen pizzas

[–]swilly 3 points4 points ago

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I remember seeing this gem a while back (gets intense at 1:15). It seemed like he was one of the first to start "sign spinning," but I could be wrong. It's definitely fun seeing this guys in action :)

[–]omgukk 0 points1 point ago

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This what I remember it from

http://youtu.be/CPu1iunLZZo

[–]ErikIsATool 4 points5 points ago

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I wonder if his job can pay the bills from his chiropractor.

[–]mikeberg2011 9 points10 points ago

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I cannot stop laughing

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[–]ScreamingSeagull 0 points1 point ago

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Collaborate and listen...

[–]dflav1138 2 points3 points ago

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It's nice to see Hesher finally working

[–]A_Texas_Toaster 2 points3 points ago

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order what pizza? lil' ceasars doesnt deliver

[–]neuter 1 point2 points ago

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Depends on where you are, I believe.

I worked for a guy who owned two LC stores in neighbouring cities. I rarely made more than ten deliveries in a six hour span, but we did deliver. This was back around 2002 or 2003 and LC may have changed their franchising agreements.

[–]RadicalFaerie 8 points9 points ago

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Lies. This guy is advertising for Little Caesar's. The Philosoraptor drawing was on a Domino's box. Nice try though.

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

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He's fapping.

[–]IGottaSnake 1 point2 points ago

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The guy that holds the sign here for Little Caesar's rocks out too. Dances like it's the last party of his life every time I drive by, even in the rain. I wonder what the qualifying traits are for these folks...

[–]BigMoneyNoWhammies 0 points1 point ago

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When the one near me first opened, they had this kid who must have injected Red Bull holding the sign. Kid looked no older than 16, and was constantly causing near disasters at the intersection because of the attention he drew to himself. He did this move where he would act like he was jumping out into the street like an idiot which makes me wonder if someone actually did, since I haven't seen him in awhile.

[–]ukyah 1 point2 points ago

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i remember that guy very well. he was killing it.

[–]SmoochyDaisy52 1 point2 points ago

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Why...why am I so attracted to this...

[–]superGreatAwesome 1 point2 points ago

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In my town we have that same thing, but it's black guys doing black guy stuff instead of white guys doing white guy stuff.

[–]sonec90 1 point2 points ago

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A guy tickling his balls always makes me want to order pizza.

[–]TerribleEye 1 point2 points ago

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So awesome

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I AM THE TABLE!!!

[–]Xanderoga 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who's wondering what song he's jamming out to?

[–]ninjaface 1 point2 points ago

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I want that guy on signs in my town.

[–]cyberdevin 2 points3 points ago

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This guy got his own billboard for our town, he was the symbol of little ceasars! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G3s5wpq2Mo

[–]Spartanfred104 2 points3 points ago

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[–]anderson7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]elephantx 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a common occurrence? I've actually seen another person advertising like this (also Little Caesar's).

[–]hipstermeme 1 point2 points ago

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its not unusual. Its actually encouraged by corporate and they even have a competition each year. 1'st place gets you $5,000

[–]NichaelBluth 0 points1 point ago

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except in my area they're being sneaky and have raised it to $5.99

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin eh

[–]dmacnesa23 0 points1 point ago

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love it . hot and ready ordered.

[–]Tminus60years 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he not using the guitar shaped sign that Little Caesar's has?

[–]HYPHYJUICE 0 points1 point ago

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NICE THATS YOU I WATCHED THAT VIDEO LIKE 100 TIMES

[–]p2pirate 0 points1 point ago

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My towns local Little Caesar actually has a sign shaped like a guitar and the kid who wields it rocks it so hard it makes this guy look like Chad Kroeger.

[–]harry_dean_stanton 0 points1 point ago

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after reading about the dead dogs and cats, this made my lulz again.

[–]Emergencyegret 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's beatin it.

[–]jcroucher56 0 points1 point ago

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The Krusty Kraaaaaaab! Kraaaaaab! Pizza! Is the pizza! For you and -- MEeeeEEEeEe!

[–]Reagan2012 0 points1 point ago

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I order from there a lot. But I don't think I've ever ordered when those guys with the signs are outside. I do like seeing them though.

[–]bretherenconrad 0 points1 point ago

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omg CAVEMAN!

[–]yungduck 0 points1 point ago

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The low price of five dollars made me pick up that pizza.

[–]galacticsneeze 0 points1 point ago

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goes well with a little metallica

http://tinyurl.com/639vanl

[–]dabork 0 points1 point ago

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Diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly

BOOM

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

[–]joe_devola 0 points1 point ago

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what its a LARGE for $5? in Canada its only a medium hot and ready for $5 BULLSHIT well is it still shitty pizza at least?

[–]CookieJarvis 0 points1 point ago

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Cartoon Network let go of Andrew WK?

[–]Canadian_Beacon 0 points1 point ago

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5$ for a large pizza? where is this? It's 5$ for mediums here

[–]sleeplessone 0 points1 point ago

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Little Caesars. I would order pizza from them if I could tell the difference between the pizza and box it comes in.

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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At least he's making the most of his employment. How many of you are sitting at desk jobs, on reddit, instead of earning your paycheck. That guy EARNS his pay.

[–]BlueBusDriver 0 points1 point ago

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This must've been back when seeing this kinda thing was still funny. Now you see these middle aged guys doing it trying to be funny or something and it's just kind of sad.

[–]pensky_material 0 points1 point ago

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way to own it.

[–]DigiornoBane 0 points1 point ago

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I always wonder where they find the people that hold these signs. They are ALL like this I swear.

[–]Shadquist 0 points1 point ago

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I live by that Little Caesars. That guy always made me laugh.

[–]seluropnek 0 points1 point ago

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I initially thought that was from this (NSFW).

[–]draxus99 0 points1 point ago

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best of reddit, as of today.

cookies and upvotes.

[–]WigginIII 0 points1 point ago

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This was always the gif I would have posted if I made a "this is my favorite gif" thread.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, those guys are usually hip hop dancers or pop dancers... this is incredible!

[–]bkanber 0 points1 point ago

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Is this clip from 1000 Ways to Die?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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where was this??? i think i know him, no joke

[–]soadogs 0 points1 point ago

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I have friend who does this exact thing, at the same pizza place too. He says people will throw shit at him, but sometimes girls will flash him.

[–]idrinkirnbru 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new favourite thing!

[–]teenagetreats 0 points1 point ago

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needs a ytmnd asap

[–]Thingthree12 0 points1 point ago

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There are so many things right with this.

[–]TheRealDoug 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a California thing? When I lived in NY the only people I saw doing this were those Liberty Tax Services people dressed like the Statue. Since moving to California, I see people doing this every other block.

[–]af_mmolina 0 points1 point ago

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Colorado and New Mexico as well. They can get pretty intense sometimes.

[–]stefan41 0 points1 point ago

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Andrew WK's First Job?

[–]bigbangthe0ry[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd get dizzy and fall over. That's why i never played sports in highschool

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point ago

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Here is the video this is from. His name, is METAL FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLRHvrOe6U

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

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In find myself surprised that so many redditors like shitty national chain pizza. Between this and the all the fapping to dominoes I see I I'm very disappointed. Edit: but that guy is a badass

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point ago

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Accidentally listening to Metallica when opening this made it awesome.

[–]drumcowski 0 points1 point ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]ElusiveBrownSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling most little cesears have guys like this. There is a guy who does the exact same thing near me.

[–]BitsOJerky -2 points-1 points ago

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I have taken to refering to them as Guitards.

[–]MyCarNeedsOil 0 points1 point ago

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This is why you should stay in school.

[–]pumppumppump -1 points0 points ago

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I opened this as soon as this song came on.

Needless to say, it was awesome.

[–]kbsputnik -1 points0 points ago

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At a Little Caesars in my city, there is one guy who has either made, or been given by the company, a Hot N Ready sign that is in the shape of a guitar, complete with shoulder strap and everything. It catches quite a few drivers off guard.

[–]ruinercollector 0 points1 point ago

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Given by the company. Those are everywhere.

I think that this guy is only doing this because he is used to having the guitar sign.

[–]CresidentBob 0 points1 point ago

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Same here with my hometown. Sioux City by chance?

[–]kbsputnik -1 points0 points ago

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No, Brantford, Ontario. Sorry.