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I told my girlfriend I had downloaded a new app on her IPAD. Nailed it (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mesosorry 67 points68 points ago

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This whole image looks incredibly photoshopped

[–]j_fletch 6 points7 points ago

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photochopped.

[–]seaners111 21 points22 points ago

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I agree. You can tell by the pixels.

[–]blink-me 9 points10 points ago

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It's always the damn pixels.

[–]brinkofjon 27 points28 points ago

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Right. So what you need to do is photoshop out the pixels so no one knows it's been shopped. For example

[–]ezmobee_work 4 points5 points ago

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I've seen a few in my time

[–]imnotworking 1 point2 points ago

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And free seeing some shoops in my day

[–]Bladelink 8 points9 points ago

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Kind of stupid. Would've been a lot easier to just put the knife and fruit on an iPad and shop on the scratches.

[–]JPCillustrated 15 points16 points ago

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I'm thinking they didn't have an ipad to begin with.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]TheLastBoyScout 9 points10 points ago

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what a twist!

[–]d-dave 0 points1 point ago

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I'm thinking you're right ... I'm not even sure they had photoshop ... some of this shit looks like paper cut outs!! I can tell by the pictures

[–]M0b1u5 -3 points-2 points ago

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Very stupid seeing as that's an Ipad 1, and has a curved base, which is completely and totally fucking useless for a chopping board.

I am so ashamed I know this fact. I can explain it by saying that I have to work with iPads every day as part of my job. I even bring my iPad 2 home every night, but the only reason i do that is so I can use it.

The one and only use it has is when I sit outside having a cigarette before breakfast, I spend 4 minutes surfing my local news site.

For a ground breaking device, it is certainly awful.

[–]Fyzzle 4 points5 points ago

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How do you know if someone is an Apple user?

They'll tell you.

[–]DancesWithBovine 5 points6 points ago

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|the only reason i do that is so I can use it.

yep, thanks for the clarification

[–]polyparadigm 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe you should look into the cutting board app, then.

[–]TrustMeIMAPolitician 1 point2 points ago

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That's because it is not groundbreaking...

[–]JPCillustrated 0 points1 point ago

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Hey guys, this one is on to something!

[–]whatwhywhy 0 points1 point ago

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this kinda ease my heart... IF THIS IS TRUE?. STUPID MOTHERFUCKER I BEING EXTREMELY STUPID

[–]Ibitemynails 8 points9 points ago

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I love to cook; where can I get this app for myself?

[–]broke207 50 points51 points ago

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so many reasons to downvote...

  1. obvious photoshoppery!
  2. not even your own obvious photoshoppery!
  3. "girls are so stupid" joke.
  4. use of the phrase "nailed it".
  5. joke not funny anyway.

[–]cyclura 3 points4 points ago

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Making it worse with obligatory pun thread:

somthing, something, cutting-edge app something

[–]HipHoppAnonymous 1 point2 points ago

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nailed it

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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  1. yes.

  2. How can you tell?

  3. so?

  4. :sigh: yes

  5. marginally, in a very loose maybe slightly way.

[–]devidual 5 points6 points ago

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Brave man. Hand woman a knife and make sexist joke.

[–]5ense 10 points11 points ago

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I sold cutco

[–]kurtozan251 4 points5 points ago

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Me too

[–]jesternormalunikid 1 point2 points ago

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My roommate just started. is it really as bad a job as people say?

[–]joedago 11 points12 points ago

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If that is your roommate's only job, I'd expect them to be short on rent.

[–]jesternormalunikid 0 points1 point ago

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It is, unfortunately i expected as much. My bro had a friend that did it, and he used to tell us how horrible it was. Well, i'll just push him to get a part time job too.

[–]Gallows 0 points1 point ago

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I don't really see what's so bad about cutco. My cousin has been with cutco for almost two years now, and he worked his way up to be a district manager. He says it's quite the good company also. I've heard so many mixed feelings about cutco...

[–]ToastieCrumbs 1 point2 points ago

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Cutco has it's ups and downs. Depends on the office you work out of and who you are working with.

[–]jesternormalunikid 2 points3 points ago

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its like a pyramid scheme with bad pay. my roommate told me something along the lines of he earns 15$ per "appointment"(no matter if he sells anything) with the "suggestion" to make about 10 minimum appointments a week. each appt. takes approx. an hour. and if he makes so many sales he gest a percentage of the sales IF its higher than base pay, not additionally. and he is supposed to try to get 20 or so numbers of other people from each appointment and turn those forms in.

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[–]jesternormalunikid 0 points1 point ago

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what was the suit for?

[–]thisnotanagram 7 points8 points ago

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Customers like a well dressed rep.

[–]jesternormalunikid -4 points-3 points ago

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lol

[–]thisnotanagram -1 points0 points ago

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I see your tie fighter and raise you a death star

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[–]IRBMe 3 points4 points ago

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That's the worst attempt at ASCII art I've ever seen.

[–]BetterWordChoice 1 point2 points ago

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death star

shit pile

[–]groupercheeks 1 point2 points ago

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Is it a 'job' ?

[–]rainydayglory 0 points1 point ago

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no, it's very clearly a scam. the knives they sell, are the knives they sell to you to sell. no one buys them from you.

[–]ToastieCrumbs 0 points1 point ago

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honestly, I don't believe it's a scam. A shitty job..yes. Bad knives? no.

[–]ToastieCrumbs 0 points1 point ago

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I also sold it. Made a lot of money for about 3 months then ran outta leads. And I definitely DID not want a scumbag management role. It's not terrible if you have a lot of people that need really expensive knives.

[–]Drifter35 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. And I own that exact set.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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wtf is an IPAD

[–]XtortionBear 42 points43 points ago

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As great as this picture is, can we please stop using the phrase 'nailed it'?

[–]Prettydamnempty 16 points17 points ago

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I vote "knifed it"

[–]bandola 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Except this one

[–]samwhich 8 points9 points ago*

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or saying "just a"....."Just a picture of me nailing it."

[–]GarMc 8 points9 points ago

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Or "that is all."

[–]M0b1u5 15 points16 points ago

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Just me nailing it. That is all.

[–]samwhich 7 points8 points ago

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Am I doing it right?

[–]31337357 -3 points-2 points ago

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This.

[–]hackysack 4 points5 points ago

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...will always be downvoted.

[–]31337357 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I thought we were starting an annoyingly overused phrase thread, carry on.

[–]beanso 0 points1 point ago

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Just a sign I needed to hang; nailed it.

[–]supaphly42 -3 points-2 points ago

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Depends how cute she is.

[–]PeppersMagik 0 points1 point ago

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Screwed it?

[–]RaynorWolfcastle 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take a stab at it

[–]binaryecho -2 points-1 points ago

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Also, can we stop using X when we mean Ex.

As in Extortion.

Super annoying.

[–]XtortionBear 0 points1 point ago

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It's from a mid 90's album you uncultured cunt.

[–]binaryecho -3 points-2 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]BeanoFritz 2 points3 points ago

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Cutco Knives are the shit

[–]whitmell 14 points15 points ago

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please tell me you drew on the scratch marks

[–]MrHankScorpio 18 points19 points ago

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It's a pretty decent photoshop. What tipped me off was the reflection on the knife. The back edge of the knife wouldn't be reflected into the surface of the ipad like that. So they clearly took the image of the knife blade and copied it to make the reflection. There are other issues as well but that's the most glaring.

That, plus having seen a few shoops in my time.

[–]omnilynx 0 points1 point ago

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A shining example of photoshop critique.

[–]Tahrok 0 points1 point ago

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I bet you could tell by the pixels.

[–]MrHankScorpio 0 points1 point ago

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That's what seeing all those shoops has taught me to look for.

[–]YSCapital 3 points4 points ago

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Not sure if incredibly clever or looking for way out of relationship.

[–]CrabCommander 23 points24 points ago

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incredibly cleaver you mean? :3

[–]amclaugh 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the sharp wit on this one!

[–]CrabCommander 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, bad jokes don't just make themselves!

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[–]YSCapital -1 points0 points ago

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I'll be the martyr crabcommander.

[–]derpaling -1 points0 points ago

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Probably both.

[–]pantsattack 6 points7 points ago

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Is this Fruit Ninja?

[–]NickTheNewbie 4 points5 points ago

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Depends on how you classify tomatoes.

[–]greedyiguana 0 points1 point ago

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i classify tomatoes as a bitch

[–]kotoandjuri 0 points1 point ago

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I classify them botanically.

[–]ToastieCrumbs 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "depends on how classy tomatoes..." long day. time to go home.

[–]_Browser 4 points5 points ago

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6th pic down http://acidcow.com/fun/24394-acid-picdump-86-pics.html

[–]blink-me 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh, a repost bot -_-

[–]IIoWoII 1 point2 points ago

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Photo looks made profesionally. Probably not you...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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$600 for karma was totally worth it.

[–]Amandrews1313 0 points1 point ago

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Down-vote for either being an ass or having horrid photoshop skills.

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[–]Amandrews1313 -3 points-2 points ago

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Sorry - I wasn't clear. I meant that I couldn't pick between the two reasons because both are true.

[–]coffeebeans10 0 points1 point ago

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And that's when the fight started

[–]BobaTheBear 0 points1 point ago

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... seriously...?

[–]archpope 0 points1 point ago

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So the reports of the durability of Gorilla Glass are a bit exaggerated, I guess.

[–]baalak 0 points1 point ago

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Nice looking counter top. Very clean and spartan.

[–]NoSirThatsPaper 0 points1 point ago

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Wood someone explain why this was a good idea.

[–]angusmac95 0 points1 point ago

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RRRRREEEEEEPPPPPOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTT

[–]degoban 0 points1 point ago

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iPad doesn't use Gorilla Glass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcJnwyCtes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those are Cutco knives. dammit...I can spot them anywhere. Sucks. lol

[–]cosoraro 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't nail it. It's just a scratch.

[–]sqdrn 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you need to capitalize the "i" in iPAD.

[–]Szyth 0 points1 point ago

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i love how people repost shit not even a day after it was posted by someone else, you sicken me

[–]speerothekid 0 points1 point ago

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CUTCO

[–]bambams247 0 points1 point ago

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http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/1b5a38a/

[–]fixiefoxes 0 points1 point ago

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But will it blend???

[–]Steviekhifu 0 points1 point ago

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cutco knives. sweet.

[–]koklo -4 points-3 points ago

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I wasted $700 on an useless tablet. NAIL IT!

[–]Surge72 -2 points-1 points ago

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*on a useless

FTFY

[–]Gosssamer 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, an seems grammatically correct, but a sounds so much better. WHICH ONE IS IT

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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As much as I love the idea of ruining an iPad, glass is harder than steel. So instead of scratching the iPad you'd get a dull blade. Incidentally, don't use glass cutting boards.

[–]supaphly42 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this is a $2 glass cutting tool made of steel.

[–]HiddenKrypt 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't cut glass, but you are right in that it is able to damage it. That tool will score glass a little bit, then you tap the glass with the other end to break it exactly where you scored it.

[–]yaten_ko 0 points1 point ago

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And also it doesn't have a steel tip. It has a little wheel made of... fuck... Tungsten Carbide? (yes! just googled it, I'm from Mexico and it's called "Carburo de Tungsteno" over here) or diamond dust. which is harder than glass and can damage it.

Greeting from drugland!.

[–]imanerd000 -1 points0 points ago

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what the...? really?

[–]thisnotanagram 0 points1 point ago

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absolutely

[–]Spaqin -1 points0 points ago

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Poor iPad. It's so scratched that you have to send it to me now :( I can pay for shipping if you're poor.

[–]SpuneDagr -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm guessing the scratch marks were already there. Then they just put a couple tomatoes and knife on it.

[–]_Peepshow_ -2 points-1 points ago

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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]steinmas -1 points0 points ago

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you mean ex-girlfriend.

[–]chason_htx -5 points-4 points ago

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Rich blonde cutting board.

[–]SurfingLlama -2 points-1 points ago

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not sure if she is the stupid one...

[–]SuggestiveMaterial -2 points-1 points ago

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I WOULD KILL YOU!!

[–]joehouin -3 points-2 points ago

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faked... badly. -_-

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