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[–]xAnansix 3 points4 points ago

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That guy must be a gorillianaire

[–]geeyoffthehook 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as I saw that I had to say "a gorillion dollars" in a gorilla voice.

[–]Thrashed 1 point2 points ago

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I think you need to record said voice and upload it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But that would make it a jpeg with sound. That's just silly, only gifs have sound.

[–]unicornskickass 3 points4 points ago

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I like how he still refuses to wear pants with his immense wealth.

[–]nyxk 2 points3 points ago

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Just found my rapper stage name.

[–]kstonge11 0 points1 point ago

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Gorilli, gorilli, gorillian here, gorillian there,

[–]gingersnap55 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always upvote, but when I do I make sure someone is paying me a Gorillian dollars

[–]actualsnow 1 point2 points ago

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Probably the fifth time I have seen this. I laughed just as hard as I did the first time. Good show!

[–]asamorris 1 point2 points ago

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I upvote this no matter how many times I see it.

How many times is that?

A GORIL...

nah, probably like four.

[–]ahrdelacruz 1 point2 points ago

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"A million dollars isn't cool. You want to know what's cool?"

A gorillion dollars. And that shut everybody up.

EDIT: For more accuracy in quote.

[–]Qweef 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha

[–]Captain_Biddle 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but that makes me giggle.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! My! Grodd!

[–]Bromethius 0 points1 point ago

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Why I visit reddit, right there.

[–]Sevilst 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Christophoro 0 points1 point ago

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Still not as much as a Brazilian.

[–]mmickus 0 points1 point ago

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One gorillion: a constanlty fluctuating number equal to the amount (not including tax) that one must pay to purchase one million gorillas. Consult the New York Stock Exchange for the current price of gorillas.

[–]Willybizzle 0 points1 point ago

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This was my desktop background for sooooo long, made me laugh everytime I logged on!