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[–]gammet 78 points79 points ago

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[–]gammet 70 points71 points ago

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[–]gammet 68 points69 points ago

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[–]gammet 69 points70 points ago

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[–]babiesloveboobies 47 points48 points ago

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[–]Im_poster 17 points18 points ago

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Am I the only straight male who didn't click on a link until the one that said penis?

[–]Daesleepr0 2 points3 points ago

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I figured it would be a chick riding a penis. I was disappointed.

[–]Brod313 0 points1 point ago

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I was surprised each and everytime

[–]ErgonomicLogic 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wlesnia1 -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope.

[–]Graargasaur 2 points3 points ago

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[–]morerunes 10 points11 points ago

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[–]rlg 4 points5 points ago

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fin.

[–]german80 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]cockwaffle 3 points4 points ago

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[–]TheGullGuy 0 points1 point ago

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You know you're a birder if you think about how uncommon it is to see an Eastern Kingbird's crown.

[–]propaglandist -2 points-1 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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BIRDS ALL OVER YOUR BODY, BIRDS BIRDS, BIRDS! YOU'RE THE BIRDMAN!

[–]sitruss 1 point2 points ago

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I can't explain why but I'm dying laughing at these.

[–]TheGullGuy 0 points1 point ago

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These ones are actually fucking.

[–]DoubleWhiskeyCoffee 140 points141 points ago

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Other duck: "Hey man, no one rides for free!"

Bourgeois Duck: "It's cool man, just put it on my bill"

[–]jellynuts 29 points30 points ago

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Ha! Dude, you quack me up..

[–]thejesseb 18 points19 points ago

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Uh oh, pun thread incoming. Everyone, duck and cover!!

[–]canard_glasgow 8 points9 points ago

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The canard of a pun thread arriving is soon to be disproved

[–]johnsterx 9 points10 points ago

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That's a fowl prediction.

[–]Talking_Duck 4 points5 points ago

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Quack! Quack!

[–]sideone 5 points6 points ago

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Not a very good talking duck...

[–]uberguby 1 point2 points ago

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unless he actually pronounced "quack quack"

[–]Talking_Duck 0 points1 point ago

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I had a sore throat after eating a talking fish

[–]grilledbaby 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Talking_Duck 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks; that cake was a surprise

[–]bro_digz 1 point2 points ago

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I'm panicking, wondering why nobody else has noticed, but also wondering if I'm just wrong...

Isn't Other Duck a Goose? (google image search)

[–]mauriciopastrana 0 points1 point ago

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Egg-stravagant

[–]eatbeast 57 points58 points ago

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oh look an opportunity to link to my favorite thing ever

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 8 points9 points ago

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this is so old, but still so good.

[–]YetiBot 9 points10 points ago

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Oh god why is this so awesome? It's such a dumb idea. But... glorious.

[–]lynxification 1 point2 points ago

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All in the execution

[–]all4dopamine 4 points5 points ago

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I feel like the internet has been wasting my time until today. Thank you for revealing its true purpose to me.

[–]Bognar 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mrmailbox 26 points27 points ago

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Why should we tax the duck on top just to keep the one on bottom afloat?

[–]OnlyReposts[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Furthermore, if we tax the duck on top he'll just go to another pond.

[–]Xpress_interest 17 points18 points ago

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A pond with more buoyant, less sassy ducks.

[–]CreamCracker 4 points5 points ago

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They should be able to pull themselves up by their webbed feet.

[–]I_Fapped_On_It 4 points5 points ago

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Otherwise the bottom duck drowns and the top duck gets its feet wet

[–]GroovyTrouserEmperor 11 points12 points ago

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Now you just need to wait for the wealth to trickle down.

Wait ... AUUUGHHH ... that's no wealth!

[–]propaglandist 6 points7 points ago

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This is unconscionable! VICTORY TO THE PROLETARIAT!

[–]psychobillydude 1 point2 points ago

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Ctrl F: PROLETARIAT. Faith restored

[–]neuro_psych 12 points13 points ago

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I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but for the sake of correctness, "bourgeois" is commonly mistaken as meaning "upper class," but it actually only means "middle class."

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bourgeois

[–]natophonic 5 points6 points ago*

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You're not being a grammar nazi, you're being a word usage nazi, which I likewise don't mean to be, but in a Marxist context, the bourgeoisie owned the means of production (land and factories) and controlled the means of law enforcement. Today's middle-tier manager living in a newly-constructed three bedroom suburban house, the kind of guy people think of when they think "middle class," wouldn't qualify.

It probably does help explain why guys like US Representative John Fleming, the Subway franchise-owning asshat who complained that he only had $400K left over every year after feeding his kids, think of themselves as "middle class."

In any case, it would be hilarious if every time some politician talked about needing to "save the middle class" they instead said "we've got to save the bourgeoisie!" Hilarious, and more accurate regarding their intentions.

[–]notanotherpyr0 1 point2 points ago

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Don't mean to be a vocabulary Nazi but thats being a vocabulary Nazi(specifically a French vocabulary Nazi) not a grammar Nazi.

[–]OnlyReposts[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Can't tell if troll or just stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie

[–]fnybny -1 points0 points ago

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Bourgeoisie

[–]cabothief 4 points5 points ago

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It's captions like this that make me crack up and then imagine failing to explain why to other people.

Also anything that ends with "you are a dog".

[–]dwightmoody 10 points11 points ago

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That was the best thing ever in the history of this universe and several nearby ones.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 18 points19 points ago

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True, but once you get 7 universes over you hit the Duck ruled ones and this starts to get racist.

[–]kukamunga 5 points6 points ago

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this comment would be especially weird out of context

[–]UTC_Hellgate 1 point2 points ago

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It's a little bit long for a catch phrase, but I'll see what I can do with it.

[–]tallwill514 2 points3 points ago

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That's duck racist!

[–]notanotherpyr0 0 points1 point ago

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Liz Lemon, That's duck racist!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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/r/outofcontext

shameless plug

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you for reminding me of Howard the Duck.

[–]daoust 3 points4 points ago

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[–]NicetoNietzsche 9 points10 points ago

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Just had to do it: http://i.imgur.com/u417r.jpg

[–]OnlyReposts[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well done sir, well done.

[–]frisky_business2 7 points8 points ago

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FUCK THE POLICE.. er I mean QUACK quack QUACK

[–]deathntaxes84 5 points6 points ago

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excellent use of bourgeois... funnier than the actual caption

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

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excellent use of 
bourgeois... funnier than the 
actual caption

[–]alexei90 1 point2 points ago

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agreed. bourgeois made it for me. probably in my top five awesome-sounding words.

[–]SynysterSaint -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually, bourgeois doesn't mean upper-class. It means middle-class. So its use kind of renders the whole thing invalid as the joke is that upper-class people stand on the backs of the middle-class and lower-class. Just sayin'.

[–]deathntaxes84 2 points3 points ago

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nice one. you are the ruiner of hopes and dreams and funny memes. and that rhymes, and you know it rhymes! admit Marge! Admit It!

[–]SynysterSaint -1 points0 points ago

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Okay, I'll admit it! It rhymes! Now can we please stop this unholy inquisition?!

[–]Kistoff 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure the other duck is Muscovy.

[–]sunsmoon 2 points3 points ago

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It is! I raise some. :)

[–]Kistoff 1 point2 points ago

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is not a Muscovy.

[–]sunsmoon 1 point2 points ago

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They're adorable! I swear if they quacked I wouldn't have them. They're terribly messy though, but that's a duck thing. :(

For the interested: Here's a drake "hissing" and here you can faintly hear the girls cooing. Compare that to this. <3 muscovy, if only for that.

[–]Winterpeg 3 points4 points ago

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special upvotes for making me say the word bourgeois for the first time in far too long. I'm going to make a point to use it in conversation, especially when only marginally relevant, or not relevant at all.

[–]robinacape 1 point2 points ago

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That is such a bourgeois statement.

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[–]JesseMckaneWilson 1 point2 points ago

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victory to the proletaritits.

[–]BryceEBrown 1 point2 points ago

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It's because he's white isn't it?

[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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In communist countries, this would be Noble proletariat duck supporting dear leader

[–]Hyperian 2 points3 points ago

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ah the republicans of nature.

[–]pgmr185 0 points1 point ago

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The Republican is the one on the bottom paying for everything.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

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haha that's a good one.

[–]icanhazpoop 2 points3 points ago

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republicans suck.

[–]mmminteresting -2 points-1 points ago

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so do democrats, and bourgeois parties in general

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Eloquent in its brevity.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is so awesome, and it's really how fowl behave. Give it a minute and top-duck will take a dump on his newfound pedestal, guaranteed. Then, not a single fuck will be given. Two ducks, no fuck.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HolodeckJizzmopper 0 points1 point ago

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Ayn Rand summarized.

[–]uselessalex 0 points1 point ago

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This post has being posted on digg about ten mins ago!!

[–]a46475 0 points1 point ago

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A Republican would see the opposite

[–]permanentmarker1 0 points1 point ago

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genius

[–]falcon_from_bombay 0 points1 point ago

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Dayum, Its high school all over again LOL

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

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A witch!

[–]IronMikeT 0 points1 point ago

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If only the duck was going woop woop woop woop

[–]chilloutdamnit 0 points1 point ago

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That duck looks mean.

[–]JiForce 0 points1 point ago

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No more bread crumbs? Let them eat cake!

[–]LastWordCarpet 0 points1 point ago

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one time, a duck shit on my carpet..

[–]Protonoia 0 points1 point ago

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If ya wanna ride it's ass, gas, or grass.

[–]rea_ 0 points1 point ago

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Bourgeois duck doesn't give a fuck.

[–]DJ_No_Dick 0 points1 point ago

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The top duck is exploiting the lower duck's means of swimming.

[–]TheGreyDuck 0 points1 point ago

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This looks bad, but things aren't always so black and white when it comes to ducks.

[–]walgman 0 points1 point ago

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All the other comments are great and all that but I think we should ask ourselves how this can possibly happen.

[–]shittyartist 0 points1 point ago

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a witch on a witch stays a float? very interesting...

[–]CD84 0 points1 point ago

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I'd've called it "Wall Street Duck"

[–]the_goat_boy 0 points1 point ago

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Proletariat Duck: "The pheasants will rise again!"

[–]Major_Colvin 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of La Grande Vadrouille. An extremely funny and clever movie.

[–]ShyHero -1 points0 points ago

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must be made of very small rocks...

[–]pokesmot420247 -1 points0 points ago

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damn hitchhikers

[–]OsoVega -1 points0 points ago

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Because wealth is a zero sum game.

[–]puppies_get_upvotes -1 points0 points ago

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ducks also get upvotes

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan -1 points0 points ago

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Why Welfare Duck gotta be brown?! Racist!

[–]distrojer -1 points0 points ago

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so old, but so awesome

[–]Vaywen -1 points0 points ago

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Sweet, duck on duck action

[–]fnybny -1 points0 points ago

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Bourgeoisie*

[–]SynysterSaint -1 points0 points ago

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Bourgeois <-- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]YourPostSucks -1 points0 points ago

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You're Absolutely Wrong! Great couple of comments though!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie

[–]SynysterSaint -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, I'm right. Check the first definition:

adj. 1. : of, relating to, or characteristic of the social middle class

Bourgeois Duck uses "bourgeois" as an adjective. Thus, it's a description of the duck as part of the middle class.

I understand that uses change and its social use evolves, but by definition it refers to the middle class.

[–]YourPostSucks -1 points0 points ago

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PROTIP: This sort of petty, know-it-all bullshit will not hep you in life.

[–]SynysterSaint 0 points1 point ago

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Some people are good with calculus. Others are good at chemistry. It's not shameful to correct people if they're wrong in either of those two categories. I'm good with words. So why is it "petty, know-it-all bullshit" when I correct people who are wrong in the category I'm good at? Someone uses a word incorrectly, and I politely called them out on it. I don't see the problem.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Original title: White duck's burden

[–]Kenitzka -2 points-1 points ago

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That duck is GOLDEN.

[–]e-wrecked -2 points-1 points ago

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This of course was followed by some casual screwy penis duck rape.

[–]kill_terrorist_pigs -2 points-1 points ago

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It is riding other goose, not other duck:)

[–]Hellenomania -2 points-1 points ago

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Mallard.

[–]FUCKALLTHESHIT -2 points-1 points ago

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FUCK ALL THE BIRDS

[–]beati_possidENTes -2 points-1 points ago

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Honey duck don't give a fuck!

[–]KablooieKablam -2 points-1 points ago

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Take a good hard look at the otherduckin' boat.

[–]MissMister -2 points-1 points ago

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Love how the other duck just sits there and takes it.

[–]Ardentfrost -2 points-1 points ago

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lol @ the proletariat