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[–]InquisitorMuffin 31 points32 points ago

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....pulp fiction?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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"I just shot Marvin in the face."

[–]ShakyBonez 4 points5 points ago

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"Why the fuck'd you do that?!?!"

[–]MrGonz -1 points0 points ago

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"Why the math did you do that?" ftfy

[–]MisSigsFan 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking.

[–]RogerDerpstein 12 points13 points ago

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Do you see a sign out front that says dead nigger storage?

[–]manicapathy 3 points4 points ago

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Do you see a sign out front that says dead candy people storage?

FTFY

[–]futurefeature 3 points4 points ago

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Does my castle have a sign outside that says Dead Lump Storage?

[–]jjratcli 0 points1 point ago

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haha that's hilarious.

[–]r0ckarong 1 point2 points ago

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I'd love for them to do a stop motion episode. This would just be too much awesome though.

[–]greeed 1 point2 points ago

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English Bitch... Do you speak it!

[–]JamesyBelfast[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sadistic4 2 points3 points ago

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does he look like a bitch, and english mother fucker, do you speak it

[–]BillStickers99 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]lathermeupgood 0 points1 point ago

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What the zip? I'm all about pulp fiction.

[–]Blackboxeq 0 points1 point ago

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Need. Link.. To ... Higher Resolution Pic... MUST HAVE!.... ARgh!.... im dieing.

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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i just shot beemo in the face.

[–]somewhathumanoid 0 points1 point ago

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HAMBURGERS! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

[–]harshguy -1 points0 points ago

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It's Pulp fiction, damn it this is making me want to actually watch the show

[–]harshguy -1 points0 points ago

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It's Pulp fiction, damn it this is making me want to actually watch the show