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[–]justdokeit 50 points51 points ago

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I can't seem to open the "controversial opinions" thread on askreddit! This is what I've been seeing aaaaalllllll hour. BUT ONLY FOR THAT THREAD

[–]Chili440 7 points8 points ago

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But the comment numbers keep going up so who is adding to it???

[–]Abattage 8 points9 points ago

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U can reply to comments in your mail.

[–]Chili440 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, of course. Thanks for explaining that.

[–]offbeatoff 5 points6 points ago

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It still isn't working for me :(

[–]themapleboy 1 point2 points ago

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I thought i really broke reddit this time.

[–]ypro 176 points177 points ago

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I just F5'd. Fuck you.

[–]Urizen23 37 points38 points ago

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Yep, I F5'd 2 or three times trying to figure out why r/funny was still up but this page wasn't before I looked and saw the imgur url...

[–]Zallomallo 1 point2 points ago

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You had it easy, I literally reloaded this for an hour, before my slow brain realized...

[–]iacuras 6 points7 points ago

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I reloaded a couple times thinking "Why the fuck won't reddit let me get onto imgur!"

[–]rems 2 points3 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !

[–]Coridimus 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto.

[–]DrDWayneLove 1 point2 points ago

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I actually closed Reddit and tried to get some sleep. That didn't last long.

[–]dnbVice 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite ftw :)

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 1 point2 points ago

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SUITEEEEEEE If only I knew how to get you...

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 2 points3 points ago

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r/firstworldproblems

[–]pseudolobster 53 points54 points ago

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I caught on pretty quick. It loaded too fast to be a reddit page.

[–]cubsguaco 4 points5 points ago

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exactly what caught my attention. Usually I can tell when the page is coming because it takes so long

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS I AGREE WITH!!!!!!!!

[–]ceolceol 13 points14 points ago

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ATHEIST WHO BELIEVED IN POPULATION CONTROL

[–]jimijames 2 points3 points ago

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Hey man what the fuck it doesn't let me load, it just keeps saying reddit is broken what the fuck this is gay i wanna see the joke holy shit fuck you fuck recdditd man thwis shitf is bananas,.

[–]Cincinnatiriot 3 points4 points ago

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I F5ed six times before I realized I was on imgur. :-(

[–]codeki 6 points7 points ago

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I also F5'd. Well played asshole.

[–]o_OReddit 2 points3 points ago

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My first response was ugh, not again! It's been doing it all day!

[–]Sm00chie 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]fishebulb 2 points3 points ago

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I did F5.

But I think that graphic is incredibly dumb for a choice by reddit. It makes me want to F5 several times because fuck you.

[–]TheCrudMan 2 points3 points ago

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Every single time I bring my laptop with me to the toilet...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I got a flu shot today and wasn't feeling well so I had to take the afternoon off.

[–]leonprimrose 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there..

[–]Samsy 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is one of the benefits of being an international redditor - my daytime is America's night time, so i've rarely seen that image

[–]jdb12 2 points3 points ago

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Is it sad that I refreshed the page a couple of times?

[–]trumann 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously I didn't get to see that thread, was it interesting, or just the biggest circlejerk evar.

[–]Wired22 2 points3 points ago

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A mirror of the topic when it still had less than 500 comments.

[–]pineappleorangejuice 2 points3 points ago

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So you're trying to read the post with 13k comments too?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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link?

[–]pineappleorangejuice 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wow cool :D :D

[–]weird-oh 1 point2 points ago

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Man, my heart jumped a little there.

[–]Sandmanifest 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Smetsnaz 1 point2 points ago

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I raged for a split second...

[–]dillywin 1 point2 points ago

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I have clicked this link 5 times and only now did i realize what was going on. clever lever

[–]emit_ 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking took me 2 refreshes dick!

[–]marishtar 1 point2 points ago

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If that took more than a second to load, I definitely would have F5'd.

[–]jf286381 1 point2 points ago

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can't tell if reddit is undergoin problem or i'm experiencing a first world problem...

[–]Drake903 1 point2 points ago

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heh, I fell for it a few times. You bitch.

[–]hcs8391 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if

[–]redhottaco 1 point2 points ago

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Well played good sir.

[–]phobius 1 point2 points ago

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I hit refresh three times :|

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa

[–]forkandbowl 1 point2 points ago

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you motherfucker

[–]iamastranger 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked twice

[–]Mr_Ected 1 point2 points ago

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Another F5er here. I was like "WTF, How the fuck can imgur.com give me a reddit err-- oh fuck, I'm retarded."

[–]aresef 1 point2 points ago

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Good work, sir. A tip of the monocle to you.

[–]tingeys 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck man you just blew my mind. [8]

[–]gonerrhea 1 point2 points ago

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i was refreshing for a good half hour every few minutes.....

[–]Ogrish 1 point2 points ago

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Alright can someone who is inside that bloody thread kindly just screenshot the top comments so we can all see what the fuss is about.

[–]Crochetniac 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you

[–]ruled_by_fear 1 point2 points ago

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asshole.

[–]SkaFreak 1 point2 points ago

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Successful troll good sir.

[–]and1li 1 point2 points ago

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You douchebag.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]EOverM 1 point2 points ago

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Augh. I refreshed the page about five times before I noticed it was a link to imgur. Upvote for fuck you, sir.

[–]telldrak 1 point2 points ago

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When will someone realize my dream to see this image re-done Dexter style?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm refreshing the picture, but imgur is still down!!!!!

[–]buttsexwithasquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Was i the only one who kept refreshing after they opened that?

[–]KungFuHamster 3 points4 points ago

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Clever bastard. I F5'd a few times, then noticed the URL was imgur. Why would imgur show the Reddit error page? FUCK.

[–]Juggernauty001 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote for making me F5. Upvote for making me laugh.

[–]iscorama 1 point2 points ago

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So...nothing? But for serious I F5'd like a mofo before realizing how dumb I was.

[–]Professor_Gushington 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks RES

[–]Second_to_None 0 points1 point ago

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Def F5'd. +1 to you sir or madam.

[–]TheCoons 0 points1 point ago

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anybody else go back then click the link again?

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

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Do ho ho ho ho ho ho!

You...

[–]Suomynona90375 0 points1 point ago

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You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the Internet that, like Reddit will go down for routine maintenance, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when there is just one minute of unscheduled downtime, well then everyone loses their minds!

[–]Shinsvaka93 0 points1 point ago

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Almost had a heart attack..

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. You.

[–]BenFalvey -1 points0 points ago

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fuck you

[–]dangeroustentacles -1 points0 points ago

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I created a second account just to downvote you twice