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[–]GeorgeForeman98 220 points221 points ago

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That'll teach him to get caught!

[–]kernalsand 114 points115 points ago

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Check out the smile on his face. You know he's thinking, "totally worth it."

[–]GinsuGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Pull out penis, tell cops it's part of the punishment, parents lose.

[–][deleted] 338 points339 points ago

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I would buy that kid a beer

[–]Eisenstein[S] 473 points474 points ago

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I think he would prefer pot and porn.

[–]Uriniass 61 points62 points ago

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And maybe a hooker or 2

[–]X019 26 points27 points ago

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With some blow.

[–]stay_high 35 points36 points ago

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This is exactly how charlie sheen started.

[–]T-Luv 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, but it's also exactly how other people who didn't turn out like Charlie Sheen started.

[–]CornflakeJustice 7 points8 points ago

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They became politicians!

[–]AlexElectric 1 point2 points ago

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Or career sales man!

[–]archontruth 1 point2 points ago

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And Halo.

[–]IronWoosh 8 points9 points ago

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Well played, OP

[–]theghostofme 67 points68 points ago

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If that kid's mom thought it was a punishment, she was sorely mistaken. Anybody passing would also want to praise the kid.

[–]rogerhausman 22 points23 points ago

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One of my good friend's mom wore something along the same lines to his school when he got caught smoking pot. She was also dressed as a clown, trying to embarrass him. Backfired completely and he became the most popular kid in a school of 1000 for a little while.

[–]bigotkillerx 29 points30 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking. I wouldn't even feel embarrassed if I was in his situation. In my neighborhood, people would either ask me for some weed and/or to chill at their place later and smoke.

Not that I actually smoke weed though.

[–]BobbyDuwitz 10 points11 points ago

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or chill and fap together

[–]Wawski 4 points5 points ago

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just me and the boys

[–]jabies 7 points8 points ago

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As long as you don't make eye contact, it's ok.

[–]Lawsuitup 4 points5 points ago

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As long as you make constant eye contact, it's ok.

FTFY

[–]jakebluu 1 point2 points ago

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Right...

[–]pass_over 2 points3 points ago

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I think it's good, because it's not like smoking pot and watching porn is actually bad. It's just something worth being discreet about. This punishment probably taught the kid a lesson without being full of shit.

[–]servohahn 4 points5 points ago

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I got caught doing the same thing that everyone else does. Now you know that because I'm wearing a sign that says so.

[–]chimpparts 1 point2 points ago

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I think he is being punished for getting caught, not for the pot and porn.

[–]WillUpvote4Shoes 179 points180 points ago

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I'd shake his hand, but I don't know where it's been

[–]TannerJames 119 points120 points ago

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I'm guessing that if you've ever shaken a man's hand before then you've probably shaken hands with a man who's touched his diddle.

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 85 points86 points ago

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Now why would you type that?

[–]flargenhargen 50 points51 points ago

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my fingers were stuck to the keyboard.

[–]TannerJames 19 points20 points ago

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Jus saiyan. Sorry for the discomfort this might cause to anyone while shaking hands in the future.

[–]zerokilly 45 points46 points ago

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were you just...super saiyan?

[–]Godot_12 12 points13 points ago

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Doesn't bother me. Most penises are probably much cleaner than most hands. Just don't touch your penis to me directly thanks!

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 3 points4 points ago

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saiyan.....future trunks was my favorite

[–]FootballBat 39 points40 points ago

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1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war... 5-6-7-8 I use this hand to masturbate. Winner every time.

[–]kloober 2 points3 points ago

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Solid gold.

[–]Skaarg 2 points3 points ago

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Friend of mine tried that on me once... Except he messed it up...

1-2-3-4 I declare a cum war...

Talk about awkward...

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 4 points5 points ago

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I make a point of touching my diddle right before shakey hands encounters

[–]theB1ackSwan 2 points3 points ago

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Perfect right before interviews, particularly during the "What are your hobbies/interests" questions.

[–]Uriniass 2 points3 points ago

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Normal people urinate about every 4 hours. That means you touch your diddle 6 times a day just for urination. Some people accidentally touch their penis, some masturbate, and there are other sexual activities which require people to touch their penis. Sometimes they drink too much and have to urinate even more...

So if you ever shaken hands with a man he has touched his diddle.

[–]Piscator629 27 points28 points ago

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Well i do and still wouldn't.

[–]sevensections 15 points16 points ago

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I do and still would.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 1 point2 points ago

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I and do will would?

[–]Spiffy313 7 points8 points ago

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And I still have wood.

[–]Sabbatai 1 point2 points ago

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and my axe!

[–]bitcom 23 points24 points ago

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There's a special hand sanitizer for that:

http://i.imgur.com/T5Mx1.png

[–]LegateLanius 3 points4 points ago

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$6.95 for a 2 oz bottle of hand sanitizer?!

[–]qpalz 9 points10 points ago

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It's for the novelty.

[–]bitcom 2 points3 points ago

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That's why you save it for special reddit cases.

[–]brycedriesenga 3 points4 points ago

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On Reddit, they're all special cases.

[–]arkio 3 points4 points ago

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You know exactly where its been, thats why you don't wanna shake his hand. But the real question is which hand does he use?

[–]MargerineHat 1 point2 points ago

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If he doesnt wash his hands, he has most likely shaken dicks with countless other gays... I mean guys

[–]Ragnalypse 82 points83 points ago

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Is this how drug dealers hide themselves now?

[–]RyattEarp 23 points24 points ago

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genius

[–]360walkaway 110 points111 points ago

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How many drive-by high-fives did he get?

[–]Zeppelanoid 37 points38 points ago

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Not nearly enough.

[–]Shannaniganns 14 points15 points ago

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I don't know, man. How would people know if he washed his hands?

[–]theB1ackSwan 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit makes up for those.

[–]MikkyfinN 21 points22 points ago

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Hell, I would just go ahead and have that silk-screened onto a shirt.

[–]blakeguthrie 1 point2 points ago

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Shut up and take my money

[–]live_wire_ 14 points15 points ago

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Let's play "how many high fives can you get in an hour"!

[–]ScizRGaming 45 points46 points ago

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Is part of the punishment those sandals? My god...

[–]BigFailure 19 points20 points ago*

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He doesn't seem too upset about his punishment.

Edit: to != too.

[–]Lots42 35 points36 points ago

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Maybe the pot smoking was very recent.

[–]TruKiller 6 points7 points ago

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I don't understand why they would punish him for watching porn. It is a perfectly natural thing. I don't get why parents get mad at their kids for it.

[–]Miss_Bee 10 points11 points ago

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Super conservative religious people that think masturbation is a sin.

[–]theB1ackSwan 1 point2 points ago

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It's one of those "My masturbation is the only moral masturbation" things.

[–]Miss_Bee 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. They cry after masturbating, because they feel guilty that god just watched them do that. lol

[–]PandaJones 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, seems like there would be a much more positive way for dealing with a hormonal teen's natural curiosity than trying to make him think what he is doing is wrong.

[–]missing-alt-text 192 points193 points ago

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Photo shows a smiling young man wearing a T-shirt, shorts and sandals. He holds a sign which reads "I smoked pot and watched porn and got caught. So this is my Punishment"

[–]Sure_Ill_SEO_That 26 points27 points ago

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You are faring much better than I.

[–]missing-alt-text 16 points17 points ago

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Bummer, I was unaware of your account. It looks like we've so far done completely different images. I'll look for your posting and avoid duplication.

[–]PLJNS 30 points31 points ago

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Hey, everyone, look! The novelty accounts are bonding!

Oh, they are simply so courteous. Carry on, as you were!

[–]SlasherX 11 points12 points ago

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This is so much better than when POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY met POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY

[–]SystemOutPrintln 12 points13 points ago

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You should rename yourself DVS or SAP

[–]Ographer 1 point2 points ago

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Or SEO.

[–]antihostile 33 points34 points ago

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That was your punishment? It was worth it.

[–]BangkokPadang 20 points21 points ago

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I really hope this is a pic of the OP, because I love the idea of his parents trying to embarrass him to teach him a lesson, and instead of learning the lesson (or even being embarrassed) he posts it on reddit for the karma.

[–]MangoScango 2 points3 points ago

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It isn't. I remember seeing it before because it looks like a kid I know. There's no way that's him though.

[–]ADangerousMan 5 points6 points ago

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it's been posted a lot, and is super old by internet terms. I doubt it's the op, but it still could be.

[–]appgnostic 8 points9 points ago

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"and someone posted it on the internets."

[–]Phazon_Metroid 2 points3 points ago

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and someone REposted it on the internets.

FTFY

[–]Klitzy420 9 points10 points ago

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I wish I could of been there so I could walk up with a sign saying "I smoke pot and watch porn and didn't get caught but, I'm still fucking proud of it!".

[–]WeForgotTheHarpoons 21 points22 points ago

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In all seriousness, public shaming should be brought back.

[–]yur_mom 61 points62 points ago

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I do not see any shame in his actions.

[–]ADangerousMan 4 points5 points ago

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you should listen to her, WeForgot, she's

yur_mom

[–]christballs 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly he didn't, either.

[–]Aitioma 19 points20 points ago

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Yes, everyone should be punished that way.

That would make people realize that basically everyone is doing certain things and that most of these "crimes" or "misbheaviours" are quite normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

[–]Chren 3 points4 points ago

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I agree.

Backfires on this particular example, but yeah...

[–]is_left 2 points3 points ago

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If i saw someone with that sign i'd stop and high five him

[–]imforeverastoned 1 point2 points ago

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Just be careful which hand you high five.

[–]RetlaOge 7 points8 points ago

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[–]InfrasonicTom 2 points3 points ago

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i'm sure this is not at all like the guy who held up the "i cheated on my wife" sign in rush hour traffic.

[–]AliBabasCamel 2 points3 points ago

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The look on his face is the definition of pride.

[–]M0j0j0j0 2 points3 points ago

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He should put out a tip jar

[–]finallymadeanaccount 2 points3 points ago

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Is he still there? Man, he was holding that sign a couple years ago!

[–]whighamz 2 points3 points ago

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What fucking loser parents.

I can understand punishing a kid for smoking pot, since at least it's illegal, whether it deserves to be or not is a whole different ballpark. However, looking at porn? Seriously? Those dipshits know they did it, too.

[–]Ahh_Trenttt 2 points3 points ago

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Are those sandals part of his punishment, too?

[–]TheBlumpking 6 points7 points ago

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I think the smile speaks for itself.

[–]theindifferentone 2 points3 points ago*

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Damn. Are you going to have to stand outside EVERY day?

Edit: STUPID FINGERS!

[–]Aitioma 9 points10 points ago

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What does that comma do there?

[–]grinch337 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for your generous contribution to Reddit's semi-annual International Repost Week.

[–]SureillBuildThat 10 points11 points ago

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i read this as "I smoked porn and watched pot"

[–]geckooooo 36 points37 points ago

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I think you poke too much smorn.

[–]jonathanrdt 6 points7 points ago

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Oh. Ohhh. I laughed much harder than I should have.

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[–]PressureCereal 1 point2 points ago

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A watched pot never smokes.

[–]Velitatio 1 point2 points ago

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he is so happy

[–]HashRunner 1 point2 points ago

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Lesson learned: Don't get caught...

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that if the kid is smiling, the punishment isn't working.

anyway, I'm thinking if a kid wanted to be popular, he could make that sign, and walk around in front of his school building for a day. He'd be an instant celebrity.

[–]Lothrazar 1 point2 points ago

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kids got horrible parents.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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His punishment was to publicly admit that he did what probably 95% of Americans do or have done in the past? Big deal....

[–]kingsway8605 1 point2 points ago

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At least the parents were nice enough to let him hold the sign, otherwise people would think it was his choice to wear jesus sandals.

[–]the_letter_5 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck these parents.

[–]inquisitive_mind 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! look at that crazy weird normal kid. lets ignore him and pay attention to the real sick fucks... you know, the ones that are trying to punish him for doing normal things.

[–]Raptorace22 1 point2 points ago

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He can't wait to go to college because that basically describes what I do every day.

[–]Lurking_stoner 1 point2 points ago

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repost of repost of repost of repost of repost

[–]Artisane 1 point2 points ago

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Scarlet letters are not very effective in this society anymore.

[–]ElBrujo 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit, son.

[–]StaffSergeant 1 point2 points ago

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And now he will never get a good job ever because of this photo.

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 1 point2 points ago

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Someone get this man a beer!!

[–]StopTheRepost 1 point2 points ago

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.

[–]holly2680 1 point2 points ago

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?? i don't really get it. are you supposed to be ashamed of it, or something? Your parents obviously are not. Great way to make some friends!!

[–]Like_Clockwork 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man! If I had to wear those sandals in public I would never do anything naughty again. Creative punishments these days. Can you believe those sandals?

[–]hateplow48 1 point2 points ago

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Someone give that young man a cigarette

[–]aizen_love 1 point2 points ago

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Now all the neighborhood kids know who to party with. His mom just made him the most popular kid in the neighborhood.

[–]Ipoint_out_REposts 1 point2 points ago

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For fucksake

[–]balancedhighs 1 point2 points ago

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Is this a punishment or an opportunity for the most high fives ever received in a day?

Edit: Silly idea really, he'd drop the sign.

[–]TokerElla 6 points7 points ago

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I'd totally share a bowl with this kid! :3

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I bet he's at a [10]

[–]Marphlap 1 point2 points ago

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Him and more than half the kids in America.

[–]Obi_Kwiet 1 point2 points ago

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He has a smile that reminds me of Nathan Fillian.

[–]curmudgeonlylion 1 point2 points ago

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Achievement Unlocked.

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points ago

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This is the other side of the sign: http://imgur.com/NlAUa

[–]PoppyCokc 1 point2 points ago

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In one month I am going to repost this same exact picture with the same exact title and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

[–]danbrochill17 1 point2 points ago

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Moral of the story? ... Don't get caught

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

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I would make him put that sign down so he could give me a proper high five.

...after he washed his hands.

[–]rickscarf 0 points1 point ago

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That could have been me.

[–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point ago

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LAL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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why can't my parents be this funny?

[–]kenry 0 points1 point ago

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he sounds pretty ok

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this man is to be celebrated, not ridiculed. high 5!

[–]jdmstyle_h22a 0 points1 point ago

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thumbs up kid!!!ur friends should look up to u like a GOD

[–]ototherest 0 points1 point ago

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I think the smile speaks or himself

[–]plaxidental 0 points1 point ago

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Both of those can get a little sticky.

[–]easykeasi 0 points1 point ago

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This kid is the soon-to-be man.

[–]draalin 0 points1 point ago

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What a boss hes smiling

[–]Chance80 0 points1 point ago

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Man his hand must have really hurt because of all the high-fives.

[–]IronWoosh 0 points1 point ago

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Mitch?

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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How many high fives do you think he got?

[–]TheBigBanger 0 points1 point ago

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That was semi-funny 10 years ago when the picture was taken.... now its old..

[–]Onikouzou 0 points1 point ago

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Parent of the year award

[–]palpebral 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of me as a fourteen year old.

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing except find a better hiding spot.

[–]411eli 0 points1 point ago

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Hello Every Kid In America.

[–]timberwolf43 0 points1 point ago

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no mention of jerking off..caught too early!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Been there before. Except my parents were cool and talked to me about it. Except pot, never tried it.

[–]michealbayisgay 0 points1 point ago

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no worries youre not the only one

[–]shabbadu 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want a "I smoke pot and watch porn and I vote." sticker.

[–]SleepingSnake 0 points1 point ago

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He must have three hands.

[–]Comms 0 points1 point ago

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What would make this funnier is if someone called CPS.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

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soooooo.....im gonna go ahead and assume that anyone with normal parents in the 70s did the EXACT same thing back then that we do now. i wouldnt even be embarrased by having to do this.

[–]atomicoption 0 points1 point ago

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ahahahaha worth it!

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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He seems to be smiling too much for this to be effective. Watch a cop drive by and harrass, er... interrogate, er... question the kid until he admits he stole the pot from his dad. Then the dad tries to explain that the porn is for him and the little lady, and the kiddie porn is for the kids... Then it will be obvious why this method of punishment isn't more common.

[–]Nichie 0 points1 point ago

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I love his gentle smile :)

[–]at3whee 0 points1 point ago

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Such bullshit

[–]bigotkillerx 0 points1 point ago

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Ha-ha!

The logic of a suburban mother.

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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i like the way he's smiling. that would be an awesome punishment.

[–]nakedapedude 0 points1 point ago

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lol, now every kid in the street knows where to go and party, stupid parents.

[–]End3rWi99in 0 points1 point ago

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"I just announced I did two awesome things and have to wear this sign so you all can know about it." -- That's all I see right there. Jealous.

[–]jojoko 0 points1 point ago

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i want to give this kid a high five!

[–]maldio 0 points1 point ago

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Courage wolf approves.

[–]Iamubergeek 0 points1 point ago

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Never do the third thing, very dangerous!

[–]captainzigzag 0 points1 point ago

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"And I'm standing here with a big fat smile on my face, so make of that what you will."

[–]XxGirxX 0 points1 point ago

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If he at least got to finish it would be an OK punishment.

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

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sucks to suck!

[–]SergeantStapler 0 points1 point ago

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That kid got more high fives on that day than any other day in his life.

[–]supahappyfuntime 0 points1 point ago

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Ironically, he will now be the coolest kid in school.

[–]ShivanHunter 0 points1 point ago

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To all those who say this isn't such a bad punishment: This could have been taken in the South where I grew up, in which case it could easily be above 40°C out there. Don't let the smile fool you.

[–]mikehall683 0 points1 point ago

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It wouldn't be as funny if he didn't have the shit eating grin

[–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

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Someone get him Reddit Gold

[–]ItalianManInDixiLand 0 points1 point ago

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His face says one thing: "Sorry I'm not sorry"

[–]MisterGrizzly 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he smoked before holding the sign.

[–]marginalboy 0 points1 point ago

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He's doing it right.

[–]TheAlmightyExplainer 0 points1 point ago

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EXPLANATION: His parents are fundamentalist Christians.

[–]magiccheeto 0 points1 point ago

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This is me giving a fuck.jpg

[–]phovendor54 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised the streets aren't covered with kids wearing these signs

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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His right hand must be sore from high-fives.

[–]minyfly 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that grin. I bet he's high as fuck : )

[–]w0rdk3v 0 points1 point ago

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That's not even punishment.

[–]omega-00 0 points1 point ago

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He looks pretty damn happy with himself TBH.

[–]rush006 0 points1 point ago

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Way to go champ! Take er in stride

[–]Koshesha 0 points1 point ago

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Not a punishment. Be proud.

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm impressed if he was caught doing them both at the same time.

[–]aldraw 0 points1 point ago

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High 5!

[–]ShadySkins 0 points1 point ago

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smug kid is smug.... punishment is not working

[–]bibowski 0 points1 point ago

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What's his punishment? To be immortalized on the internet for something 99% of the visitors to this site do?

[–]theB1ackSwan 0 points1 point ago

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Did he do it at the same time? I feel like that's a waste of one or the other.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So don't get caught.

[–]demonfang 0 points1 point ago

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And not even a single fuck was given that day.

[–]obeyinfull88 0 points1 point ago

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Mad props

[–]Tflashback 0 points1 point ago

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Badass