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[–]crustation 25 points26 points ago

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Tom Hanks?

[–]Miltage 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not the only one!

[–]KuatoBaradaNikto 1 point2 points ago

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Gene Hackman.

[–]ImploderXL 1 point2 points ago

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Jeremy Clarkson!

[–]BitterSourpuss 1 point2 points ago

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I was positive that I'd had a unique thought this time. Nope.

[–]muderp 0 points1 point ago

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That was my second thought.

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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So what was your first thought then?

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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Titties.

[–]FereMiyJeenyus 141 points142 points ago

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[–]room226 11 points12 points ago

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She would also replace you with the new generation soon..

[–]Yes_Carl_Weathers 3 points4 points ago

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Ah yes, that would be what is called incest in some circles.

[–]DerisiveMetaphor 14 points15 points ago

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Used to be a Crawl Baby

Now I am a Walk Man

[–]elephantpoop 1 point2 points ago

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hilarious.. lol

[–]Skybaert 23 points24 points ago

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Thank god there are arrows! I would never have noticed what the funny part is!

[–]stupernan 7 points8 points ago

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his stance is so profound.

[–]QuickPhix 5 points6 points ago

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Careful, headphones could damage his hearing.

[–]Poprocks4 0 points1 point ago

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"I don't think you quite get it. You listen to me."

[–]Solkre 4 points5 points ago

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This punctures the ear drum.

[–]MalcomEx 8 points9 points ago

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Adult rigged and photo taken for forced lols

[–]Lemmings19 6 points7 points ago

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Kid is going to poke his eardrums doing this...

[–]ndkzvv 5 points6 points ago

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[–]vwenthusiast 2 points3 points ago

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looks like a baby Jeremy Clarkson

[–]deputy1389 0 points1 point ago

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A LITTLE BIT, and that's being generous.

[–]vwenthusiast 0 points1 point ago

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but i could see Jeremy doing that too.

[–]hairinlameplaces 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps he shall someday be a world-renowned DJ. This is the cover he planned for his first album.

[–]Chet_The_Hippo 2 points3 points ago

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Cue comments about unnecessary arrows

[–]soupahkoopah 2 points3 points ago

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I love it when babies act like aliens who don't fully understand our culture, but find it delightfully amusing nonetheless.

[–]bundleogrundle 13 points14 points ago

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what a dumb ass

[–]Slutmaster83 11 points12 points ago

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Shit on Debra's desk

[–]Smiffy60 -1 points0 points ago

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Suck a dude's dick

[–]Slutmaster83 -3 points-2 points ago

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Suck my own dick

[–]Slutmaster83 -5 points-4 points ago

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Suck my own dick

[–]Diozakrod 1 point2 points ago

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I think you may need to compress the image a bit more. I can still see most of it.

[–]Floopadoopa 2 points3 points ago

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And more red arrows!

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

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Some dangerous parenting right there.

[–]pizzadick 1 point2 points ago

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PLUG ME IN AND TURN ME ON

[–]troglodytes82 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, that doesn't look like Soviet Russia, but...

[–]zomb3h 1 point2 points ago

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He's so smug he's like yea that's where that shit goes.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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This is going to be an excellent picture for him to recreate when he's older.

[–]RJotor 1 point2 points ago

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What's his mind sound like?

[–]Foxxx24 1 point2 points ago

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lol tom hanks jr

[–]paksman 2 points3 points ago

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You could almost hear his thoughts.

[–]fischju 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tstoreyisaboss 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me feel like I'm at Digg again.

[–]MargerineHat 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing its only 1/4"

[–]mustachemcgriz 0 points1 point ago

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Hello, Mr. Anderson.

[–]JacDG 0 points1 point ago

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I guess he.... threw it on the ground.

[–]P-Rickles 0 points1 point ago

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That's RIGHT, motherfucker. I can't hear shit.

[–]slam69 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder what he was listening to.

[–]Madfapper 0 points1 point ago

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Just be glad that it didn't end up somewhere much much worse.

[–]Madfapper 0 points1 point ago

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Just be glad that it didn't end up somewhere much much worse.

[–]gravidos 0 points1 point ago

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Sennheiser PMX60?

[–]gonz0 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a while to notice it but when I did i geeked out

[–]modex20 0 points1 point ago

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punctured eardrum like a boss

[–]kamiikoneko 0 points1 point ago

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Does that kid have a pierced ear? Because it looks kinda like it. Getting your kid's ear pierced at that age is pretty poor form.

[–]overly_familiar 0 points1 point ago

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Is that in an ear piercing??

[–]raydeen 0 points1 point ago

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Headphones listen to him.

He is the most interesting baby in the world.

[–]ndewhurst 0 points1 point ago

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Come father, I want you to hear my thoughts.

[–]clubdepizza 0 points1 point ago

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Now the world is listening to him.

[–]GlueEater 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, Kenny Powers has a kid.

[–]atom138 0 points1 point ago

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I think this was originally on FARK years back. iirc

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's not in his ass.

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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He could plug it in his ass and listen to some Justin Bieber.

[–]NakedOldGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the reference to bosses being luddites.

[–]wanttoseemycat 0 points1 point ago

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Your kid's saying he wants you to listen to him.

[–]ColourInks 0 points1 point ago

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Mnemonic Couriers these days, they keep getting younger and younger..

[–]dnbVice 0 points1 point ago

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Pick up the headphones, you can now hear his thoughts!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What a dipshit. I bet he shits his pants too.

[–]lego_astronaut 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop laughing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not even a mom yet, but I'm such a mom...my first thought was "make sure that's not going too far into his ear." -sigh-...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Some say Tom Hanks some say iPod, sure as hell is a funny looking kid you got there :D

[–]Zeppelanoid -1 points0 points ago

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Thank god for the arrows.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 0 points1 point ago

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You should plug a controller into his other ear and see if you can move him.

[–]meowmaster 0 points1 point ago

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so, what is he thinking?

[–]cinnamontoastPUNCH 0 points1 point ago

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[cautiously picks up headphones]

what the fuck? why are these blasting dragonforce?

[–]freerangetrousers -1 points0 points ago

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In soviet russia headphones listen YOU!

[–]kernelhappy 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking In Soviet Day Care....

Downvotes be dammed.

[–]Grenerd88 -1 points0 points ago

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Or better title, my child shortly before tripping and permanently destroying his hearing in his right ear.

[–]wildo421 0 points1 point ago

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What good is hearing without sweet sweet karma?

[–]MagicPickle -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like that Mark Zuckerberg Twat-face.

[–]Hyro0o0 -1 points0 points ago

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I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

[–]nolez -3 points-2 points ago

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Well.. let's see.. the first thing I do is... TALK TO CORPORATE!

[–]baldostuart -3 points-2 points ago

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A better title would have been "My Plug in Babyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Upvoted anyhoo!

[–]load_more_comets -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank god for those arrows. I was looking at it and was like whaaa? Then I saw those helpful arrows. The kid's got the thing the wrong way around you see.

[–]wolfman863 -2 points-1 points ago

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OUCH!!

[–]wolfman863 -2 points-1 points ago

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OUCH!!

[–]Chet_The_Hippo -1 points0 points ago

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Cue comments about unnecessary arrows

[–]charden_sama -1 points0 points ago

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BABY TOM HANKS.

[–]warcin -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah so you got the new K.I.D. 2.0 where you can plug into them to figure out just what the hell they are thinking.

[–]tyroo212 -3 points-2 points ago

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if ya put the headphones in you can hear his thoughts!

[–]radagast_bd -3 points-2 points ago

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Nailed it!

[–]The_Silly_Italian -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder what the carpet is listening to...