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[–]IrrelephantInTheRoom 202 points203 points ago

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Walter White risks it all to make some serious dough.

[–]tokomini 46 points47 points ago

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As for what happens next, you'll just have to wheat and see.

[–]jjwalker11 36 points37 points ago

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Can he rise to the occasion?

[–]fman5k 31 points32 points ago

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He'll have to make at yeast 400 pounds a week

[–]LyricalHolster 16 points17 points ago

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What kind of half-baked thread is this?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Relax dude, pun threads are reddit's bread and butter

[–]psaljoughian 12 points13 points ago

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Everyone kneads to know about reddit's pun threads

[–]Sthurlangue 10 points11 points ago

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Whenever you see a pun thread, challah at your boy!!

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What are producers on? You've gotta be pretty baked to come up with this.

[–]We_Are_Not_Amused -4 points-3 points ago

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The kind were if you make a mistake, your toast.

[–]xwonka 6 points7 points ago

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What about his toast?

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[–]tzakrajs 1 point2 points ago

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Must... resist...

[–]MadMageMC -1 points0 points ago

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Yup. Gotta pumpernickel for all it's worth.

[–]sweetsnowman 11 points12 points ago

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Rye do i have to wait??

[–]bat514 7 points8 points ago

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This show kneads to go into production already

[–]sweetsnowman 1 point2 points ago

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the producers keep loafing around

[–]bernkastel87 1 point2 points ago

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From what I hear, it's matzo much the producers, but the writers who are the ones being lazy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This time maybe Jesse will leave out the Chili-P

[–]KV42 0 points1 point ago

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Where can i downloave this?

[–]42skidoo 41 points42 points ago

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The final scene from last night's episode can only be described as a what-the-fucksplosion.

[–]theupdown 18 points19 points ago

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i don't see how you can get more intense than last night's, but it'll definitely happen. my heart was pounding

[–]flawedless 5 points6 points ago

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spoiler alert

Anything else would have been understated though. His entire motivation for doing everything he did from the first episode until now was to provide for his family, to save money and make sure they would never have to worry about anything. Then, when he finally needs the money, it turns out his wife has given it to the guy she fucked on the side for a bit? Yeah, it pretty much had to be a what-the-fucksplosion.

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[–]ivankovich 1 point2 points ago

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Hank's medical treatments, Walt's medical treatments, blowing up the cool car, buying junior's other car, paying the IRS, buying the car wash, a lot of cash laundered away. I think it's reasonable that that's all the cash they have.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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spoiler

I guess they're relying on the fuzziness of it all? Walt is still doing chemo, by the way, so he has his own medical expenses to look after. Then there's Walt's other place, which does he still have? I can't remember. But they certainly have Walt losing large chunks of his money quite a bit before lasts night episode.

[–]MisterSister 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he only had that much in cash and had laundered the rest?

[–]Trolln 0 points1 point ago

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I think we ought to make an active Breaking Bad subreddit. I'd enjoy discussion about the show after shit like what happened last night happens.

[–]Iskarott 4 points5 points ago

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[–]alwaystakeabanana 1 point2 points ago

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We have one!

[–]rohanbk 0 points1 point ago

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I watched last week's episode and I was like, "holy shit, things could not get any better than this." I couldn't have been more wrong...Bryan Cranston's 'Joker laugh' was so intense.

[–]Ladranix 28 points29 points ago

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Am I the only one who wants to see a cooking show hosted by the Swedish Chef from The Muppets?

[–]tokomini 31 points32 points ago

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Not anymore.

[–]dhaft88 3 points4 points ago

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I know my mom and I would be big fans

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 4 points5 points ago

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Now that would be a show with some meatballs on it.

[–]Cammorak 1 point2 points ago

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Swedish Chef has way too much charisma to ever be featured on the Food Network.

[–]collin482 1 point2 points ago

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Not me, however I'd love to see a cooking show hosted by the guys from Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time.

[–]RedHotSugarBot 1 point2 points ago

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Donuts- Swedish Chef style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU)

[–]dr00min 14 points15 points ago

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If bread were illegal.

This world is so messed up, I can actually imagine it.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Ah, like I came to you, begging to bake bread. "Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna proof some dough?" Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV.

[–]Chairboy 13 points14 points ago

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"It's the carbs, man, the CARBS! New health plan nazis are all like... 'hey, you can't have carbs because they make you fat and that makes you expensive to doctor'. Shit, man, it's getting to where you can't even order fried chicken with the skin anymore because of the carbs and the fat. Who the hell is going to eat a skinless goddamn piece of fried chicken? Colonel Sanders, man, he's like spinning in his goddamn grave.

So anyway, I got some good stuff here, you want white? I can get you the white. You a whole wheat dude? No problem. Shit, man I even got a line on pumpernickel, that stuff is hardcore, it's like refined carbs, all heavy like a brick. You just let me know.

But be cool. Like, you're just buying the peanut butter and jelly from me, I don't sell no bread, I just give it away for a sample with the PB&J yo, hear me? Yeah, that way it's all nice and legal-like, but the PB is gonna cost you, got it?"

[–]dr00min 4 points5 points ago

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Standing Ovation!

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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vote republican to crack down on terror and bread

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ANONANONONO 12 points13 points ago

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GOD DAMNIT JESSE I TOLD YOU NOT TO ADD THE YEAST YET! http://goo.gl/yNu4J

[–]War_Machine 23 points24 points ago*

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Meth is fucking as dead as fucking dead man. Bread is coming back in a big way.

Edit. Spelling, I was eating bread when I wrote that.

[–]hershelwalkerjr 8 points9 points ago

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Wat?

[–]HappyAssassin 1 point2 points ago

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I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit any day of the week.

[–]rtynd057 5 points6 points ago

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I hope they don't use Barium and Bromine for their bread....

[–]chrrie 1 point2 points ago

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There's this cafe I pass a few times a week in San Francisco called Breaking Bread. Their sign is even a similar font!

[–]Foo_Bot 1 point2 points ago

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What about Sons of Buns?

[–]MyUsernameIs20Digits 1 point2 points ago

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Jesse, why is your wrist so long?!

[–]Pylons 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, Mr White! YEAH BAKING!

[–]Mzang17 1 point2 points ago

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It really appeals to me because it's an anagram.

[–]H_P_Loveshack 4 points5 points ago

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Me and my friend refer to it either as this or Brokebad Mountain.

No. It doesn't stop being funny after a while.

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone 10 points11 points ago

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neither does your username

[–]LookADiversion 5 points6 points ago

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Neither does yours

[–]LookADiversion -5 points-4 points ago

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Neither does yours.

[–]SexiestSexist 0 points1 point ago

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We call it "Burba"

[–]av4rice 2 points3 points ago

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They already did it in Japan. Surprisingly hilarious and educational.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakitate!!_Japan

[–]nellshini -1 points0 points ago

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One of my favorites to this day. The manga got a bit out of hand in the later volumes, but I loved it nonetheless.

[–]mk_pooped 3 points4 points ago

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My friends actually made a parody video on this a couple months back haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O60gPtGC2kU&feature=player_embedded

[–]Phorgasmic 1 point2 points ago

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this one is actually really good :)

[–]Phorgasmic -3 points-2 points ago

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this one is actually really good :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Home made bread is a thing of wonder, and surprisingly easy. Try this one for zero hard work: Dutch Oven Bread

[–]iupetre 0 points1 point ago

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With brominated flour?

[–]thmz 0 points1 point ago

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Walter Wheat.

[–]Vert1go 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more Jesus.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.

[–]fatoldslow 0 points1 point ago

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Premiering this month on the History Channel: Breaking Bread.

[–]Hyro0o0 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen the show but I always thought that was the joke in the title...

I could have had all this karma myself?

[–]isaaky 0 points1 point ago

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After watching the last episode I thought they should be doing this since the beginning... Walter "Fucking" White is fucked up

[–]ELONGATEDSNAIL 0 points1 point ago

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Try using helvetica

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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That is one mighty loaf...

[–]TheSeaCow 0 points1 point ago

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ten bucks it turns out to be another reality show

[–]samzdaman 0 points1 point ago

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At least they are still sticking to their roots and it is food related.

[–]nyxin 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly you listen to NPR's puzzles.

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point ago

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better than the shit they have on there now.

food network: i don't give a fuck about massive cakes made of crisco and sugar. show me real food.

[–]Terrormask 0 points1 point ago

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Genius!!!!!!

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a bread winning recipe they used.

[–]MorrisM 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GazelleShaft 0 points1 point ago

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"breaking" bread was a cooking show on pbs... i used to love watching it when i was a kid too... the main guy was a monk who wore chucks.

[–]Arethereboobsinhere -1 points0 points ago

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If this was a real photo, they would both be wearing safety goggles. It's 'shopped!

[–]PerkisizingCupcakes 0 points1 point ago

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Source is this kid's blog since you rehosted on imgur and he actually was the one who made it he should get some credit: http://brendangerous.tumblr.com/

[–]notahippie76 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, it's bread.

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Mr White this is a tight loaf yo!

[–]imabr00talkid 0 points1 point ago

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Baking bread out of Barium and Bromine doesn't sound safe..

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[–]xwonka 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've actually been here longer than 4 months.

If you don't like seeing this kind of stuff on your front page, unsubscribe from /r/funny and join different subreddits so you see the kind of stuff you want to see.

Seriously, do it. This kind of complaint is so avoidable it's not even funny.

[–]markyland -1 points0 points ago

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Wheatfer Madness!!!

[–]leighbee3 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd watch that show.

[–]random_digital -1 points0 points ago

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Cinnamon Raisin Bread......not even once.

[–]smilenowgirl -1 points0 points ago

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Sure this isn't coming on a religious network instead?

[–]aguacate -1 points0 points ago

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Making challah? Better call Saul!

[–]DumbFuckKid -1 points0 points ago

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What shall we use as a leavening agent to cook this beautiful soda bread with? What one particular chemical compound comes to mind? Hmm?

Ahhhhh..... Cocaine.

Ugh... Baking Soda.

[–]hawk135 -1 points0 points ago

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If it's anything like yakitate japan, then it could get exciting.

[–]hosj321 -1 points0 points ago

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Could you of at least used a Sans Serif font? My Graphic Designer OCD is killing me

[–]somebadjuju -1 points0 points ago

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L'chaim!

[–]FoodNetwork -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't remember approving this.

[–]Peachz -2 points-1 points ago

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I...I'd watch it. It sounds like Alton Brown meets Yakitate! Japan.