every girl i talk to

Taibo · 11 months

sandgoose · 11 months

He I saw this! On 4chan, like 4 years ago. An oldie but a goodie. but this isn't every girl you talk to, this is some other guy, yknow, with talent and shit.

mudnay · 11 months

Flash Animation

toejam10 · 11 months

Older than the internet

supaphly42 · 11 months

You might wanna lay low for a while.

esssssss · 11 months

She has a Boyfriend

PinheadX · 11 months

I love Neil Fallon's part in that song.

AintMilkBrilliant · 11 months

Please stop talking to girls.

jononfire · 11 months

So every girl you talk to gets her boyfriend murdered in some sort of Mastodon-influenced Moby Dick hallucination? Sweet.

choc_is_back · 11 months

Why has nobody posted this yet? Cracks me up every time.

RoundRockGator · 11 months

how hard is it to find out if someone has a girlfriend BEFORE talking to them for 2 hours?

Big_Timber · 11 months

This song came on my ipod when I was on a rowing machine at the gym. Needless to say I split my lungs with blood and thunder.

pbNemesis · 11 months

The Relevant Flash Animation (Accompanied by awesome Mastodon Song)

Darktidemage · 11 months

I really don't think you know what "making it pretty obvious you are attracted to them" looks or feels like. Just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean they want you.

nicelander · 11 months

Sorry, downvoted due to extreme age.

[deleted] · 11 months

It's the legendary Oldest Repost!

samitoo · 11 months

Stop reposting for Karma you whore! D:

Diffie-Hellman · 11 months

This is basically every "nice guy" out there, just jack the passive-aggressiveness up to 11.

Sneez · 11 months

the hunter comes out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

StanimaJack · 11 months

I almost pity the "forever alone" types that eventually do end up with someone. All that hype and build up they create for a girl just to find out relationships for the most part are 'meh'.

dydxexisex · 11 months

http://wwhg.ytmnd.com/

This is pretty good.

knowone572 · 11 months

LOL... so that's how you guys felt? haha

westminsterabby · 11 months

http://imgur.com/kXeFh

[deleted] · 11 months

Somewhat similar

ACE_C0ND0R · 11 months

Mastodon!

mg1987 · 11 months

this is so fucking old someone made a flash about it once EDIT: Still like it for mastodon reference!

justdweezil · 11 months

Good luck finding a girlfriend some day.

Metrokun · 11 months

Maybe repost, but it's nice to remember our young folks there was a time before fucking rage comics.

DontCareWhatYouThink · 11 months

Fuck this gay earth.

oushadow · 11 months

Relevant.

akuzin · 11 months

You have issues.

Olukon · 11 months

Shouldn't mods delete things that have been posted more than once in the past week?

yourfacelol · 11 months

Its like every girl I know is born with a boyfriend am I right guys?

Talbotus · 11 months

That's a good idea op. i'll keep all the old comics I see and many people like. Then a year or two later. Repost for karma.

freddy4940 · 11 months

I JUST finished listening to this song and then I click this...needless to say, I pressed the replay button.

MK-007 · 11 months

The thing about this comic is that it is way too amazing to be reposted without people noticing. Stop reposting. Thanks. Have a nice day.

mb9023 · 11 months

This is the worst. For me it's usually more like, we've known eachother for a little while, been hanging out more recently, she's really flirty when she's around, but there's this one time where she mentions that she likes some other guy and I'm like "......what?"

barbarismo · 11 months

That was not the point of Moby Dick

[deleted] · 11 months

Someone died in that joke

fullmetalruin · 11 months

Mastodon! Pretty good copy of the whale from their cover art.

alakalurk · 11 months

i peed a little... thank you.

spark3d · 11 months

I don't get this. Why not just casually ask her if she's seeing someone a min or two into the conversation?

People of both sexes are often oblivious to signals...

zotquix · 11 months

Hmm, I wonder if they'll still let me make up the work in that bio class when I get out of jail in 20-25 years.

myrmecophilous · 11 months

fucking reddit always reposting somethingawful's content without giving credit. cut that shit out.

Sobek · 11 months

You literally kill every girl that you talk to's boyfriend.

FrankManic · 11 months

That was the best thing that has ever happened EVAR!

shasta0masta · 11 months

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I JUST READ THAT so fucking awesome. best part of any Mastodon song!!!!!!

Ryguythescienceguy · 11 months

How is it that this comic makes it to the front page every other week?

jeffdanger · 11 months

You stab the eyes out of the boyfriend of every girl you talk to?

spicymelons · 11 months

Very well done.

osik · 11 months

I was wondering why the Mastodon whale was in this rage comic, then it all became clear

grumpywarner · 11 months

You sir, are a great man. And mastodon is a great band. I can't wait for the new album tomorrow.

Maverick144 · 11 months

Karma Decay

b_blizzy · 11 months

Thanks! Saved me from reading the book!

b_blizzy · 11 months

Thanks! Saved me from reading the book!

[deleted] · 11 months

Is that a leatherman multitool?

nik15 · 11 months

Didn't somebody do of a Manowar song like this?

Draegur · 11 months

Guys gotta get over the delusion that a girl is actually attracted to them just because she's being nice.

rmaci · 11 months

think you might have some issues bra, should probably see a shrink or something

iamhusband · 11 months

What the fuck, why is this not voted higher? Great job man, seriously. Saved.

boniggy · 11 months

did you just admit to something?... also.. imma take a guess that you have relationship issues.

elliotd303 · 11 months

This is the only thing, in the history of my internet days, that has actually made me lol. so.

LOL TO YOU

Saltyduckbutter · 11 months

someone probably called this already but i fucking love the Mastodon reference.

I AM AHAB.

Josefio · 11 months

I love it!

[deleted] · 11 months

Well that got out of hand really fast

kensentme · 11 months

I wanna listen to MAstodon now.

xKomrade · 11 months

Greatest thing i've seen all day

drfunkenstien014 · 11 months

Upvoting for so many reasons. And mastodon is the shit.

Tsukasa009 · 11 months

Really now... that's EVERY single girl you talk to? ಠ_ಠ

dweeb_ · 11 months

i really hope you know what song this is referring to haha. plus im wearing my mastodon shirt now :3 their the shit. cant wait to see them the 7th in november

Shnazzyone · 11 months

Ahhhh literary jealousy analogy

Anal_Inflamation · 11 months

TIL I'm not the only person who sings this song and murders people to it.Brann Dailor is one classy motherfucker of a drummer if I may say so myself.

HandsomeGreg · 11 months

I have seen this a few times and the same idea comes to my head. You are upset with the girl for leading you on right? The guy ends up killing an innocent boyfriend. Still makes me laugh.

mystifiedglobe · 11 months

Try touching her instead of just talking to her. You won't always get the girl, but you'll figure out if she's interested in getting physical way fucking quicker.

smiddereens · 11 months

So you're a serial murderer? Cool, bro.

[deleted] · 11 months

I THINK THAT SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!

hayashirice911 · 11 months

Well it looks like you haven't killed anybody yet then

PiantGenis · 11 months

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

sneeden · 11 months

Thank you so much for this post. It is cracking me up!! I've shoved it in all my friend's faces. The problem is, they're only Mastodon fans, and don't get the reddit/whale thing.

Hilarious!

STRONGOSAURUS · 11 months

That. Was awesome.

calculating_infinity · 11 months

I dont care how old this is still awesome

360walkaway · 11 months

Intense.

luigivampa · 11 months

this always makes me laugh so hard I don't even care if it's a repost...the sad part is our intern where I work asked me what I thought was so funny, and I literally have no way to explain it to her without her thinking that I am totally insane.

[deleted] · 11 months

every damn time.

RadicalEd · 11 months

How dare a girl talk to you and be friendly if she doesn't want to sleep with you!

chuz0 · 11 months

Whoever created the comic strip, is a fucking genius !

kyledantarin · 11 months

fucking awesome

mountainousman · 11 months

And this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

stereobot · 11 months

I once met a girl at a bar that looked exactly like Kirsten Dunst. So much so that before I started talking to her I thought it might be her. Anyhoo, we get to talking (I don't remember how I initiated it but I actually noticed her looking at me for a while before I went over there) and things go really well. It wasn't like either of us were drunk, it was just smooth sailing. The conversation really did go well, I've had some crash and burn moments with girls too so I certainly know the difference.

Then I ask her for her number to get in touch with her again but she says she has a boyfriend. What the what...

rage quit.

p4r4digm · 11 months

this is the very definition of old reposts...BUT it still cracks me up. upvote.

toastyghost · 11 months

where are the knights of new when shit like this is making its way toward the front page? yes, this was funny SIX YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS MADE, now make something original.

high_six · 11 months

dude, learn to fucking talk to girls more often. If your talking to a girl who has a boyfriend and shes talking to you for attention, make like a fucking pimp and get some other chick. be a man and stop bitching. (bro encouragement)

conkledonkle · 11 months

This is a classic. Does anybody have the one where hes lookin through his girlfriends purse and he finds out that she's a bear, and then his moms a bear, and then the cop, and then him?

ksm6149 · 11 months

you snooze you lose bro. or perhaps not looking in the right places

ThatGuyWithAnAccent · 11 months

TO THE TOP WITH YOU

headless_bourgeoisie · 11 months

Guess what, bud, the common denominator is you.

Zanesan · 11 months

the fuck is wrong with you?

summerkc · 11 months

You forgot to say "le me"

Whatmemesrmadeof · 11 months

Just because a girl is easy to talk to does not mean she likes you. It means she has a brain and a high tolerance for a conversation with you. We do this. To all guys. All the time. And we know we're doing it. Don't kill our boyfriends. We like giving them head. Not you.

frequent_urinator · 11 months

One of my favorite comics because, unlike your typical comic of this style, it defies recycling, and thus, remains fresh. Kind of like a twinkie or a cosmic brownie. Mmmmm brownie.

MrWhat4 · 11 months

This is not healthy behavior.

wewtaco · 11 months

Every fucking time...

Bowmanfett · 11 months

I never get tired of this comic

Daedalus256 · 11 months

You must kill a lot of people

cat55 · 11 months

disturbing.....not so funny, just disturbing.

themindset · 11 months

the part that said "harpoons" i read as "hard ons".

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