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[–]kingnutter 91 points92 points ago

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Don't forget to add a comment like this:

http://i.imgur.com/xvSI6.jpg

[–]Texas03 15 points16 points ago

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Or this, [Comment only available for Facebook® Gold™ account holders]

[–]gl77 2 points3 points ago

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Tried doing this on a couple of people's pages for comment replies, but they magically disappear.

[–]djniv 1 point2 points ago

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another great thing i did was copy the pic 20 times on my pc and upload it to a "Gold" album so there are tons of identical pictures in a special album...this troll is working great

[–]homedoggieo 76 points77 points ago

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I can't see it, it says I need a Facebook Gold account :(

[–]its_raeptiem 8 points9 points ago

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Fucking Reddit is selling out to Facebook!

[–]ShakyIsles 135 points136 points ago

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[–]shortcord 796 points797 points ago

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This isn't funny. Wake up, sheeple, Facebook is going to become a paid service. I read about it on my aunt's status not 30 minutes ago!

[–]SHFT 400 points401 points ago

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IT'S TRUE! IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS!

[–]trollfriend 18 points19 points ago

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It was on the news this mroing.

[–]HardHandle 175 points176 points ago

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Alternatively: How to let your facebook friends know you're a redditor.

[–]thestraylightpun 86 points87 points ago

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I think our reposting reddit items may have already tipped them off..

[–]Artic144 31 points32 points ago

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We had to or our accounts would be deleted.

[–]JunahCg 38 points39 points ago

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It's not new either.

[–]karona513 27 points28 points ago

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Oh, well forget it, then.

[–]konohasaiyajin 30 points31 points ago

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Fuckin' hipsters

[–]iWant2HaveSexWithYou 14 points15 points ago

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I got off facebook before it starts to become uncool.

[–]ShakyBonez 3 points4 points ago

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Reverse Hipster?

[–]Montuckian 2 points3 points ago

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So many tenses. So little time.

[–]cocademon 6 points7 points ago

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i have altered facebook, pray...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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yfw when you realise this was stolen from 4chan.

[–]PhilemonAndSalome 2 points3 points ago

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yfw you have no face

[–]ShakyBonez 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Tooferwon 1 point2 points ago

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Proper response: I see what you did there

[–]Archer007 10 points11 points ago

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A mother in Ar...

[–]pauerbach08 5 points6 points ago

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I saw it there too! It was right after that expose about babby.

[–]prometheus1981 1 point2 points ago

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If it was on TV then it must be true!

[–]IdTugYourBoat 55 points56 points ago

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You have to repost it, otherwise you have to pay!

[–]xyroclast 24 points25 points ago

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What I don't get, is how even the dumbest folk think that it makes any sense that reposting the message would be a free ticket to not paying. Do people even think about things?

[–]taffy-nay 6 points7 points ago

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how even the dumbest folk

You answered your own question...

What don't get is how some people that I would generally refer to as being pretty intelligent, still do it.

I guess people do it because people do it.

[–]Giometrix 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone remember this variation:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/microsoft-aol.asp

It amazes me how dumb people can be. I was getting this in my inbox for YEARS.

[–]sterichards 1 point2 points ago

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"PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT"

LOL.

How could people believe this? Would the delivery milk man take back your milk if you didn't tell your neighbour he was going to be 5 minutes late that day

[–]Paublo1 30 points31 points ago

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Post this Facebook Gold pic as your profile picture and it's free!

[–]Dmelvin 1 point2 points ago

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The number of people that would still do it even after being told and shown Facebook will be free for ever would just be astounding.

[–]brianblessedismydad 9 points10 points ago

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A ghost will come and rape your dog when you're asleep.

[–]Zaqxswcdevfr 10 points11 points ago

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...and Jesus won't like you

[–]imposter22 8 points9 points ago

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and a family member gets cancer

[–]fan_22 14 points15 points ago

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I hear it every six months from a different friend on FB. So it has to be true!

[–]mdh91 21 points22 points ago

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Gimme a break next you're going to say reddit will have paid gold accounts.

[–]Matika7 14 points15 points ago

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but...but...

[–]dgibbons0 37 points38 points ago

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If you aren't paying for it, you're not the customer. You're the product being sold.

[–]karona513 16 points17 points ago

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It's like déjà vu all over again.

[–]nyuncat 39 points40 points ago

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It's like déjà vu all over again.

[–]Antrikshy 7 points8 points ago

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I tried to find any corrections you might have made in the sentence. Then I realized...

[–]JimmyDThing 13 points14 points ago

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So apparently almost every website you visit is selling you... including reddit.

[–]HeyDrew 13 points14 points ago

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yes. advertisements.

[–]josephgats 28 points29 points ago

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Apparently I am sold a lot to livejasmin.com

[–]DeemSleep 1 point2 points ago

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Imagefap eh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ghal!

[–]spartacus- 272 points273 points ago

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I made a more square version for maximum visibility:

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]finest_bear 43 points44 points ago

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Pro tip: Change your profile picture to ^ then delete it. It will still show as your profile picture but when people click it to view album, it vanishes

[–]MaeBeWeird 2 points3 points ago

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Haha awesome. Done.

[–]ElusiveBrownSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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Wait what? I don't understand

[–]Pagan-za 10 points11 points ago

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Stolen that.

Since this morning I've been giving people shit for perpetuating stupidity.

This line is the perfect addition to the new profile pic.

[–]JowWeL 3 points4 points ago

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.... And I'm taking this idea from you, and applying it to my own life situation.

[–]09jtherrien 2 points3 points ago*

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stealing it. and posting to facebook.

waiting for replies/commments. ~ forever alone.

[–]portableteejay 2 points3 points ago

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Yoink.

[–]portableteejay 2 points3 points ago

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My Grammar Nazi does want to point out, it's -> its

[–]apple_kicks 7 points8 points ago

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haha brilliant, stealing it too ;)

[–]uglycrepes 1 point2 points ago

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Stole it as well...thanks!

[–]canitoy 1 point2 points ago

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"Look, the old layout is back with the Facebook Gold!"

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 1 point2 points ago

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yoink, swiped that status right away.

[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points ago

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Did the same as you. I'll be back to report the results.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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I created an entire album titled "Best time ever!" using this image.

[–]Teknofobe 2 points3 points ago

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BRILLIANT! I used a title for something I actually did this weekend though.

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 1 point2 points ago

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This is genius! I hope you don't mind me using this idea.

[–]Valendr0s 27 points28 points ago

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Make a new pictures folder, upload this picture to that folder 20 times, each with a different file name and comments.

"My Weekend Trip"

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Here are Joe and I at the bar. That place was so much fun!

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Joe's crazy...

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Don't mess with me man!

Profit.

[–]LordStryker 3 points4 points ago

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Just did this. 8 photos total...

Album Name: JUST PASSED THIS ON THE ROAD THIS MORNING, HOLY CRAP

Photo 1: Spruce Creek Lane just past the substation - 6:15AM

Photo 2: Another angle of the scene

Photo 3: Wait what is that?? Yup it really is.

Photo 4: Holy crap right??

Photo 5: Decided to get a little closer...

Photo 6: From the left side, now with more showing up

Photo 7: NSFW - don't look at this one if you have a weak stomach

Photo 8: WTH are they doing with that grapefruit???

Coupled with the profile /delete/ pic. I don't have many friends on FB but lets just say I've had more activity in the last few hours than the past 2 years combined.

[–]mark445 53 points54 points ago

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Too much compression. Should be a png.

[–]matchu 1 point2 points ago

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Facebook JPEG-compresses all photo uploads, anyway.

[–]jfkk 20 points21 points ago

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Huh? My pics are nicely in png format.
Oh wait, you don't have a gold account, right?

[–]BiggusDikkus 142 points143 points ago

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[–]Q8ball 22 points23 points ago

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Everyday in every way Reddit you make me smile

[–]xfnfgn 11 points12 points ago

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[–]r0ckst8r 5 points6 points ago

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Saved

[–]yentlequible 11 points12 points ago

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I like this one a lot more. Thanks.

[–]Teifion 6 points7 points ago

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And now I am using that instead.

[–]Hellman109 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, now I await the responses! muahahaha, someone I know posted the "ZOMG MAKE THIS YOUR STATUS NOW" type posts about this last night... cant wait!

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

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I used yours. It worked. I just replied with "What do you mean?"

[–]BallsAwesome 31 points32 points ago

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I actually saw one of my friends post one of those bullshit chain statuses, complete with caps lock.. It was depressing.

[–]yentlequible 25 points26 points ago

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I have seen about 10 of those so far.

UNFRIEND

[–]docpepson 1 point2 points ago

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I reported them all as spam, people with IQ's that low should be reported to the proper authorities.

[–]imthethrowaway 7 points8 points ago

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My sister did...granted we were each adopted into seperate families but still disappointing.

[–]zagood 52 points53 points ago

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FB doesn't use the light blue line at the top anymore - I took it out. Have at it.

http://i.imgur.com/12SWi.jpg

[–]zagood 29 points30 points ago

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p.s. be sure to create an album called "Sexy Bedtime Fun" and upload 20 copies of this image to it.

[–]zagood 28 points29 points ago

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And...done.

[–]Artificialx 5 points6 points ago

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Totally done :D

[–]EmDeeEm 8 points9 points ago

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I liked how you tagged a bunch a people as well. Brilliant touch!

[–]Detry 16 points17 points ago

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If people are dumb enough to fall for this then that blue line will not matter a bit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Flawless logic!

[–]54321_fap 2 points3 points ago

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This is how I set it up.

[–]Paublo1 81 points82 points ago

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[–]Teifion 27 points28 points ago

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Yes

[–]ImageBot 218 points219 points ago

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Relevant information can also be found in the comments here:

This is an automated message. The goal is to link within Reddit to the wealth of information contained in other areas. [FAQ] [Did I make a mistake?]

[–]midgetsjakmeoff[S] 36 points37 points ago

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Damn it. Everything in here is a re-post of a re-post of a re-post.

[–]imposter22 103 points104 points ago

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what do you expect when its not your Original Content?

[–]supaphly42 6 points7 points ago

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These days, the repost machine is so furious that it wouldn't surprise me to see something I created posted on reddit before I can, haha.

[–]bentonetc 10 points11 points ago

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The "haha" at the end really adds a lot to your post, 10/10.

[–]allholy1 16 points17 points ago

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now would be a good time to post this though with all the changes they are making. As I was walking down the street, I heard someone say "Facebook is going to start charging people now, and they can tell when you unfriend someone... i saw it on the news, it's true".

[–]Binerexis 6 points7 points ago

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To be fair, it's from a year ago and it can't be upvoted any more so... Yeah, screw it, I'm going to make an exception from my "Downvote reposts" rule.

[–]Assasinative 5 points6 points ago

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Wow. This bot is cool. Hey, ImageBot. Wanna be my friend?

[–]silentsol 1 point2 points ago

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Not only is it a repost, /b/ does this on a regular basis... saw it last night actually

[–]jeffAA 47 points48 points ago

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I did it and oh god my aunt is freaking out already.

[–]curtdammit 14 points15 points ago

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Probably thinks she broke her Facebook.

[–]ButtonFury 6 points7 points ago

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Probably thinks YOU broke her facebook.

FTFY

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[deleted]

[–]IdTugYourBoat 11 points12 points ago

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It's like google+, you have to be invited.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 5 points6 points ago

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Proof?

[–]eak125 45 points46 points ago

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I posted this as a status message : "[This status message requires a Facebook Gold™ account to view]"

I will proceed to only post that message for the next few days.

[–]spuddlz 14 points15 points ago

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[–]eak125 1 point2 points ago*

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I have also changed all my profile pics to said image but i made my own version [less jpegging slight color change etc]. It now shows only the gold F icon as my icon too without the text...

If you are gonna troll: Troll hard or go home!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Done and done.

[–]RealityKing4Hire 29 points30 points ago

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[–]AYWMS_NWiam 4 points5 points ago

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No, you haven't friended those two girls yet.

[–]InflatablePie 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit I did the same exact thing. Twelve pics, album "new pics"... Get out of my head!

[–]Reaper1001 54 points55 points ago*

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Did this two years ago except I made a photo album with ten copies in it.

[–]tabemono 28 points29 points ago

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It works even better when you write provocative captions and tag your friends.

[–]bass_excess 2 points3 points ago

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...now how to do this quickly and en masse...

[–]Tennouzan 24 points25 points ago

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I made a new folder labeled "the take away fap folder", uploaded 20 of these in it and tagged a random female friend in each of the pictures. I'm now sitting at home-waiting...

[–]Tigerlily74 2 points3 points ago

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Wow . . . I hope to hear an update on this, how outraged these gals get :)

[–]YouKnowMeAs 41 points42 points ago

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[–]yeniceri 13 points14 points ago

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[–]OreoDragon 107 points108 points ago

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Ah, it's like the golden days of 4chan all over again. Now Facebook just needs to implement greentext.

And triforces.

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[–]batpony 76 points77 points ago

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▲ ▲

am i doin it rite?

[–]SLINKDOWNTHEROAD 52 points53 points ago

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no you need to delete system 32 in order to line them up correctly. (dont do this)

[–]TheoQ99 57 points58 points ago

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He's lying. You absolutely need to do this in order to do it properly.

[–]stonerism 56 points57 points ago

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My computer went so much faster after I deleted system 32. I think it refreshes all the bytes on the RAM.

[–]SpeaksMind 45 points46 points ago

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It cleared up so much space now I can download all the RAM I want!

[–]Jessassin 18 points19 points ago

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not sure how to delete system 32, but I think this site does it for you!

http://downloadmoreram.com/

[–]mobbade 7 points8 points ago

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THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! My internet explorer was running really slow after I installed a few toolbars. This made my computer at least 3 times faster, maybe even more! Defiantly going to send this to my IT guy at work, I'm sure everyone in the office would want a fast computer like mine!

[–]docpepson 3 points4 points ago

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14,100 people on facebook like this webpage............roflmao

[–]staiano 1 point2 points ago

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am i doing it right?

[–]SHFT 20 points21 points ago

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[–]eak125 28 points29 points ago

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PREDATORS! FUCK RUN!!! :: head explodes ::

[–]Spoggerific 6 points7 points ago

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  ⊿
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[–]OreoDragon 9 points10 points ago

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Right triforce. I'm going to allow this.

[–]thatawesomedude 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Ritius 28 points29 points ago

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Next we'll be killing kids with instructionals!

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS!

[–]nyuncat 44 points45 points ago

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I love how this site is like 4chan with a conscience

[–]Ritius 35 points36 points ago

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I can't just post that without a warning. I'm all for euthanizing stupid people, but I ain't gunna swing the axe.

[–]orangekid13 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Dawggoneit 7 points8 points ago

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Careful! When the instructions say the crystals grow in minutes, it lies.

The crystals grow much faster, and if you're not careful when you're blowing bubbles you could poke your eye out.

[–]YoshiDan 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The golden days of 4chan?

Ha ha ha.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 2 points3 points ago

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It's a USB line, I'll show you later

[–]muffinmonk 7 points8 points ago

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amidoingitrite.jpg

[–]quadeo 22 points23 points ago

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I took this a step farther, made it my profile pic, and then created a picture album entitled "My Trip Around The World - July-Sept 2011" and uploaded 200+ versions of this picture.

[–]The_Somnambulist 22 points23 points ago

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Well, I'll jump on the band wagon because one of my friends just posted "FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY" ... I see an opportunity here :-)

[–]spacekataza 23 points24 points ago

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REPUBLICANS JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR CITIZENSHIP. $999.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $699.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $399.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, 1 MONTH FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. AMERICA WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW CITIZENSHIP CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND 1 MONTH OF CITIZENSHIP WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR CITIZENSHIP WILL BE CANCELED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

[–]Avatar_5 18 points19 points ago

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But then my friends would think I actually paid money....* for facebook!* ಠ_ಠ

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[–]MrHankScorpio 39 points40 points ago

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So...where exactly were you in 2008?

[–]Smotpoker 10 points11 points ago

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I remember when this first came out and we all joked that reddit would start selling gold accounts too. Oh wait...

[–]Its_eeasy 24 points25 points ago

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Don't care if it's a repost or not, the timing's right & I just did it. Let's see what happens tomorrow, however based on what I know of my friends this will go one of 2 ways: 1) Ha-ha, that's funny, I will copy it! or b) What the hell? I don't understand...

[–]lazylion_ca 9 points10 points ago

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Should I put this on my google plus profile?

[–]Andrexthor 4 points5 points ago

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Mmm, cross-trolling. I like it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm giggling maniacally about this.

[–]demon_ix 7 points8 points ago

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I still have an album called "Best vacation ever!" with 30 of those...

[–]Zeliss 5 points6 points ago

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I'm going to set this as my profile pic on Google+.

[–]jaschen 3 points4 points ago

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Done..... I labeled my album "Crazy Vegas Pics - Some nudity - High Res using FB Gold."

[–]sbluetruck 3 points4 points ago

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This post requires a reddit Gold subscription to view.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Epic. I'm totally trolling people with it.

[–]5mk_0000001 6 points7 points ago

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brilliantly funny or a stupid waste of time. or both?

[–]thebluehawk 9 points10 points ago

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So... pretty much like all of reddit?

[–]stlbadger 6 points7 points ago

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This may be a bit too much...

hahaha

[–]pr1ncessjasm1ne 6 points7 points ago

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this is going to confuse the shit out of all the angry single moms reposting that "turn your icon blue to keep facebook free" shit. so simple, so brilliant.

[–]Krysali 4 points5 points ago

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To take this even further, upload a whole photo album of this picture (or any of the ones listed below) and tag people in it, loving the reactions on FB right now.

[–]toastyghost 5 points6 points ago

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4chan joke circa the dawn of time

[–]verisimilarity 6 points7 points ago

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/r/funny: 4chan joke circa the dawn of time

[–]noisufnoc 2 points3 points ago

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This thread is relevant to my interests

[–]username541 2 points3 points ago

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I never thought an idea could make me laugh so hard!

[–]BlueBusDriver 2 points3 points ago

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Done.

[–]PeterJuan 2 points3 points ago

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I used this to weed out people from my friends list. I didn't unfriend them but I did put them in a list called "sheeple."

[–]r4z0r3 2 points3 points ago

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Its not letting me view it, says i need a gold account. How do i get that?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Then get some of your friends to comment on how cool it is, making everyone else think they can see the actual image!

[–]Texas03 1 point2 points ago

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Done and done!

[–]timd234 1 point2 points ago

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someone needs to make it so you can post your status as "Via Facebook Gold" and this joke may actually work.

[–]airwolf420 1 point2 points ago

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While this is a good idea...

your uploaded images now appear on news feeds automatically, so there's no option not to "publish". People will catch on pretty quickly, with the bigger previews etc.

Such a good idea... bring back old facebook and it's a golden opportunity.

[–]MrBoo88 1 point2 points ago

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More trolling when they ask about how you got it. Tell them to click this link. http://theuglydance.com/?v=ohtjgpuuxj

[–]diewhitegirls 1 point2 points ago

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New?? This is older than...well, something that's old. Fucking analogies.

[–]Cezna 1 point2 points ago

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oh come on, this is so old

[–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, it's 2009 all over again.

[–]Valendr0s 1 point2 points ago

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Make a new pictures folder, upload this picture to that folder 20 times, each with a different file name and comments.

"My Weekend Trip"

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Here are Joe and I at the bar. That place was so much fun!

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Joe's crazy...

http://i.imgur.com/5vpqK.jpg Don't mess with me man!

[–]billiarddaddy 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'm going to replace all of my fb images with this single image. This should prove interesting.

[–]Y_U_No_F_OFF 1 point2 points ago

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Aww fuck, it's only a matter of time before these fools are really posting about this shit.

[–]Reddit_or_did_I 1 point2 points ago*

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http://i.imgur.com/3JSXD.jpg Am I doing this right? (This is what I posted on my Facebook wall for my friends to see, I am using the OP's picture now)

[–]duckstaped 1 point2 points ago

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this is awesome.

[–]boivinarts 1 point2 points ago

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Brilliant! Made my morning!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If your friends are stupid enough to believe this, you should seek new friends.

[–]holololololden 1 point2 points ago

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Alternative title: How to troll your friends into thinking their retarded aunt was right.

[–]brian21 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, never saw this a year ago.

[–]baileyrainne 1 point2 points ago

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i now know which of my facebook friends are redditors.

[–]mechmuertos 1 point2 points ago

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Hilarious. And done.

[–]AC5L4T3R 1 point2 points ago

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Won't work with me, my friends aren't idiots.

[–]BongGyver 1 point2 points ago

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I've also begun using the chat feature and sending people this message I created:

"This user is trying to contact you via Facebook Chat! However, they are using the new Premium Gold features. Upgrade now to receive this message!"

Feel free to troll the fuck out of the friends on your list who have put that absurd message about facebook charging as their status.