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[–]ihaveintentions 699 points700 points ago

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or off to an amazing start, since everyone is distracted. He could easily pull ahead of everyone else. Smoke and mirrors my friend, smoke and mirrors! Oh, and also fire.

[–]Zinidane 521 points522 points ago

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WILD CARD BITCHES

[–]headasplodes 158 points159 points ago

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[–]Vexing 20 points21 points ago*

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I just noticed they had ghost busters playing in the background. I don't know why that made my day, but it did.

[–]tizenkotoko 50 points51 points ago

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Now the link for those of us who don't get that?

[–]a0t0f 8 points9 points ago

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1266369/
best I can do right now

[–]trapt_in_reality 2 points3 points ago

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[–]chobi83 1 point2 points ago

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Not enough time in the day to actually click that link...sigh

[–]Coffeybeanz 1 point2 points ago

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i always felt bad for the kid in that episode whos things kept being destroyed

[–]BlankJebus 28 points29 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]SpermWhale 12 points13 points ago

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The Ghost Rider has arrived!!!

[–]castellammare 11 points12 points ago

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Dude, I can't believe you guys took your shirts off back there...

[–]Unrelated_Gif 1 point2 points ago

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[–]castellammare 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because they are both trying to get each other murdered.

[–]dezmd 2 points3 points ago

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You win Monday.

[–]Matt_and_Chelle 2 points3 points ago

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EXCELLENT REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ipaddy 1 point2 points ago

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The meme is strong in this one.

[–]kinetic_skink 60 points61 points ago

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Actually it's just an average start. He's still getting warmed up.

[–]DRTYRYDR686 17 points18 points ago

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I think he's warm

[–]iamyourdad 30 points31 points ago

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I think he's hot

no homo

[–]DRTYRYDR686 27 points28 points ago

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He's so hot right now, Hansel

[–]Ubernuck 15 points16 points ago

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Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, doesn't mean that we, too, can't not burn in a freak motorcycle accident.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That gasoline fight from earlier didn't help.

[–]Sneakyferret 14 points15 points ago

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I wonder how well he did in his first heat.

[–]kinetic_skink 17 points18 points ago

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I hear he smoked it.

[–]Sneakyferret 3 points4 points ago

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You should have been there when he dumped the clutch and burned out!

[–]Pseudo_NMOS 8 points9 points ago

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Guys, check out my new bi....

[–]kinetic_skink 9 points10 points ago

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I just hope his new bike purchase came with a cooling off period.

[–]soul3n 7 points8 points ago

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yeah man, he's burning rubber!

[–]kukkuzejt 3 points4 points ago

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He seems to be making an attempt to teleport towards the finish line using the new Neutrino Drive™ method.

[–]Andrexthor 10 points11 points ago

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This is actually the human torch getting ready to own that race.

[–]chadwickipedia 11 points12 points ago

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Actually it's ghost rider

[–]pwnies 277 points278 points ago

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Not at all, this is just a high speed camera showing what happens when you press A half a second after the yellow light.

[–]Azurphax 174 points175 points ago

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Yes, this is clearly some kind of bonus or powerup. Perhaps he preordered the race.

[–]illllama 14 points15 points ago

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But, how does he get a star and use it before the race? Cheats.

[–]turnipsoup 36 points37 points ago

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DLC

[–]Rollins 2 points3 points ago

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Like in NBA jam? He's on fire!

[–]The_Egg_Man 24 points25 points ago

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Power of the neutrino.

[–]haux 305 points306 points ago

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It's titles like this, that make a picture. Good job, sir.

[–]doctorsound[S] 172 points173 points ago

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Yay, I'm glad I got it right for once.

[–]Brisco_County_III 30 points31 points ago

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Yep, the titles the last two times this was submitted were really not good. Those never went anywhere points-wise, to clarify, so well done!

[–]bw1870 37 points38 points ago

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Not sure if genuine compliment or subtle 'Repost!' complaint.

[–]dougmansion 16 points17 points ago*

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I think it was a genuine complisult.

Edit: spelling.

[–]alreadytakenusername 9 points10 points ago

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I wonder what the unedited spelling was.

[–]norsurfit 2 points3 points ago

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You mean insulpliment?

[–]dougmansion 1 point2 points ago

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No, I meant complisult.

[–]thesaxmachine08 2 points3 points ago

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link to karmadecay = repost insult

[–]Brisco_County_III 1 point2 points ago

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I'm saying this basically never got seen before, but his title made it happen. That's what reposting is for, as far as I'm concerned; getting something seen by people who didn't see it before. I'm serious about the well done.

[–]Fenris_uy 3 points4 points ago

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I found "The Ghost Rider" a nice title for that image also.

[–]steinman17 4 points5 points ago

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Protip: Never use "It's shit like this _____" for any reason.

[–]Lunchables 2 points3 points ago

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Yay! Zoidberg is popular!

[–]akgreenman 35 points36 points ago

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It's commas like this, that make a comment.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 16 points17 points ago

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I see what you, did there.

[–]PatMan33 8 points9 points ago

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Alright, Shatner.

[–]Wanderlustfull[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking Walken.

[–]MargerineHat 11 points12 points ago

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You spelled titties wrong

[–]Getintothegame 12 points13 points ago

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Agreed. Rarely do I actually laugh out loud, this actually did it!

[–]PeabodyJFranklin 1 point2 points ago

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I was pretty fucking confused, wondering where these magical titties were that "made" the picture.

Reading comprehension, FTW.

[–]bkdynamite 102 points103 points ago

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He's just warming up.

[–]hongus 12 points13 points ago

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I heard the new guy thinks he's hot shit or something.

[–]Madmanden 13 points14 points ago

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He's on fire today.

[–]PenisBlood 3 points4 points ago

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Watch out in the locker room, I heard he is flaming.

[–]Pinoy_Canuck 1 point2 points ago

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burrrrrrn...

[–]melancholyflower 48 points49 points ago

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Obviously Ghost Rider.

[–]Play_by_Play 56 points57 points ago*

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Well if you want to be like Ghost Rider the first thing you gotta do is turn yourself into a ghost.

original: Well if you want to be like Ghost Rider the first then you gotta do it turn yourself into a ghost.

[–]Melancholia 34 points35 points ago

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Thank you for preserving the original, it's quite amusing.

Also, considering original, I've been wondering: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]karona513 15 points16 points ago

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You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

[–]Uniknow 2 points3 points ago

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Even so.......

[–]angeldust14 2 points3 points ago

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It's not decided......

[–]Azurphax 1 point2 points ago

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Reading that was akin to a mental fencing match.

[–]Azurphax 42 points43 points ago

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I think you accidentally a lot

[–]TheDentite 1 point2 points ago

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That's true insomuch as if you want to be like the Nicholas Cage movie Ghost Rider you really should kill yourself.

[–]Tortured_Sole 32 points33 points ago

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It amuses me how this is currently top of the "What's Hot" list...

[–]haiku_robot 22 points23 points ago

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It amuses me 
how this is currently top 
of the "What's Hot" list...

[–]bdunderscore 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the seasonal word? ಠ_ಠ

[–]angeldust14 1 point2 points ago

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How do you find these posts so fast?? Do you read every post on reddit?

[–]thenwhatissoylentred 22 points23 points ago

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robots are not bound by the laws of man.

[–]BurningLed 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps I have an ability to summon the haiku robot?

[–]KomradeKush 2 points3 points ago

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Well first you will need to phrase all of your replies to fit haiku rules.

[–]wolfenbolt 8 points9 points ago

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This is why the Stig doesn't drive motorcycles...

[–]J1P3A 7 points8 points ago

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Mondays.

[–]gromcal 40 points41 points ago

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HE'S ON FIRE!

[–]AdamChooch 10 points11 points ago

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BOOMSHAKALAKA!

[–]1stGenRex 1 point2 points ago

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I read it the same way. Glad someone else got the reference.

[–]djdontcare 16 points17 points ago

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This actually explained the picture to me. The right margin was cut off when I clicked the link and could see no funny. I went back and sure enough, there was funny to be found

[–]bipo 4 points5 points ago

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there was funny to be found

ಠ_ಠ People on fire =/= funny.

[–]tizenkotoko 3 points4 points ago

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It's funny because I laughed.

[–]Ubernuck 1 point2 points ago

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meh, the dj don't care, why should I?

[–]Thumper86 1 point2 points ago

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wtb moar resomolutions!!

[–]dinofan01 3 points4 points ago

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BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!

[–]nodstar22 7 points8 points ago

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FLAME ON!

[–]roflhood 5 points6 points ago

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GHOST RIDER!

[–]almondmilk 5 points6 points ago

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For anyone curious, these are flat tracker motorcycles. And they're not supposed to do that.

[–]Easy111 12 points13 points ago

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they're not supposed to do that

Ya don't say...

[–]HemanATMOTU 9 points10 points ago

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53 doesn't give a fuck!

[–]juntmaster 5 points6 points ago

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So far, ba-off to a bad start... Better. Closer. Warmer.

[–]kasra12321 3 points4 points ago

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Am I the only one interested in seeing some fucking moose racing?

[–]isaac9489 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like he.....

(puts on sunglasses)

Was off to a flaming start

YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–]StalinKnowsBest 9 points10 points ago

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No, this is just Mario Kart for the 3DS.

[–]kadmylos 3 points4 points ago

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SUPER SAIYAAAAAAN HAAAAA!!!!

[–]AStove 4 points5 points ago

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That's what you get for holding your farts in.

[–]sendustoseven 39 points40 points ago

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I bet he got fired after that incident.

[–]doctorsound[S] 26 points27 points ago

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I'd hate to get burned like that for a mistake though.

[–]FSUfan35 9 points10 points ago

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He looks like he's getting a little hot under the collar

[–]Stahrk 7 points8 points ago

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Well I certainly wouldn't say he scorched any of his competition that race.

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[deleted]

[–]gentlebot 2 points3 points ago

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That's what you get for being the only one with a circular number sign.

[–]ShaggyRadar 2 points3 points ago

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Ghost Rider! Some Injustice has been done!

[–]YorkAdmin 2 points3 points ago

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It seems he is the only one who didn't play Mario Kart. Never hold down the acceleration button.

[–]Father_Ross 2 points3 points ago

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He should have used some tough actin Tinactin

[–]sporkasaurus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]TheMadMule 2 points3 points ago

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Everybody just nonchalantly looking over makes this.

[–]beastlamb 2 points3 points ago

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Does anybody know the origin of this picture or where this was taken? I live in the town that is on the sign for the Ben Breece Harley Davidson

[–]rm999 2 points3 points ago

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Lay off the turbo, dude

http://i.imgur.com/gVojG.gif

[–]madgambler 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't realise Johnny Blaze still competed on his days off...a little unfair to allow Ghostrider to race against mortals tbh.

[–]hitchhikelife 2 points3 points ago

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Hope he's ok

[–]MosEisleyCantona 2 points3 points ago

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Damn it, Ghost Rider!

[–]wheeler0592 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't seem fair that Ghost Rider is in the race

[–]SCVanguard 2 points3 points ago

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He saw this on his engine http://imgur.com/gallery/cT2uo

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Suddenly- Fire!

[–]ParksVS 5 points6 points ago

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"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"

[–]iflyimpil0t 3 points4 points ago

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it's just ghost rider

[–]OutstandingWarrant 1 point2 points ago

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they cant get you if you're on fire...

[–]0xfded 1 point2 points ago

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On your mark! Get set! On fire!

[–]BrBReddit 1 point2 points ago

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"Dude...are you okay?"

[–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

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I just love how all of their heads are casually turned to look at him. LOLOLOLOLOL

[–]Claytoncowboy 1 point2 points ago

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Ghostrider wants to race as well!

[–]theramennoodle 1 point2 points ago

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Id say hes actually off to a hot start!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I like how all the other guys are just kinda staring at the poor bastard.

"Dude, you alright man?"

[–]BreSput 1 point2 points ago

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Starring Nicholas Cage.

[–]MrPuyple[!] 1 point2 points ago

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The title was perfect! LOL

[–]MisterWonka 1 point2 points ago

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When Nicolas Cage agreed to do a sequel to Ghost Rider, I was worried they were going to go the low budget route.

[–]kidknowledge 1 point2 points ago

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The other bikers just stare at him. As if they don't know whether to help the man out or if it's just a trap.

[–]EverGlow89 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes a post has just the right title.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the picture makes it look like everyone is just casually watching him burn alive.

Someone should animate the fire and put it to Beethovens Moonlight Sonata.

[–]saintdog 1 point2 points ago

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Some say he can burst into flames with a single thought. Others say he once punched the Ghost Rider in the face. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

[–]spriteburn 1 point2 points ago

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i particularly like how nobody seems concerned, not even the rider himself...

[–]Fluffguck 1 point2 points ago

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I'm actually more interested in what appears to be a sign advertising "Moose Racing" in the background. I'm sure this is just part of a designer's label, but my god what a sport that would be.

[–]awfuljimjam 1 point2 points ago

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By the rules of NBA JAM he will win....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They're all looking like: "Dammit Karl, quit horsing around, we've got a race to do!!"

[–]ZoSoZodiac 1 point2 points ago

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This was probably caused by a crack in a small plastic tube that connects the two halves of the gas tank. Same thing happened to me once. It's not fun to have your crotch on fire.

[–]twonx 1 point2 points ago

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is...that...Nicholas Cage?

[–]Kozlover 1 point2 points ago

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"I could help this burning man, but then I would lose the race". Does nothing

[–]neurolux 1 point2 points ago

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Ghost Rider goes Public!

[–]monsterchaos 1 point2 points ago

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Surely Ghost Rider has better things to do!

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 1 point2 points ago

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so pardon meeeee while i burrrstttt. intoooo flames!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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More like off to a 100% most badass ever start.

[–]DieFappy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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"What are you guys looking at?"

[–]gamer90s 1 point2 points ago

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Now that is some explosive diarrhea!

[–]jackfreeman 1 point2 points ago

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GHOST RIDER:YEAR ONE

[–]podcastaddict 1 point2 points ago

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I just woke up to a dream about a motorcycle fire, logged into reddit and see this.

[–]ajpoen 1 point2 points ago

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He blasphemed against Jesus! Either that or bike malfunction. Could go either way.

[–]denim-chicken 1 point2 points ago

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He's just getting that pre-start boost before the light goes green

[–]Kireblade 1 point2 points ago

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That's what happens when you hold B at the starting line.

[–]tofuDragon 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

[–]remarkless 1 point2 points ago

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stupid ginger

[–]ZeMoose 0 points1 point ago

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Burning rubber, along with everything else.

[–]assum09 2 points3 points ago

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His chances of winning just went up in flames.

[–]zombiewolf79 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit it's Ghost Rider, lol

[–]GradualPoet 1 point2 points ago*

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I laughed WAY harder than I should...

"I got this. I'm going to win this race and- FUUUUUCK!"

[–]nitefang 0 points1 point ago

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"Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES"

*RRRRRRnnRNRnRRNNRRN"

"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[–]Hellenomania 0 points1 point ago

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Id put some lotion on that - or the hose.

[–]Mike8813 0 points1 point ago

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That's about how long it takes to overheat in Excitebike. Seems like a run-of-the-mill race to me.

[–]sboxle 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit Donny, you're out of your element!

[–]wouden 0 points1 point ago

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That's some great product placement for Progressive.

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Johnny Blaze, at it again.

[–]suenami 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD IT'S A STORM TROOPER IN FLAMES ON A BIKE!!! Awesome as awesome gets, sorry.

[–]TheRealDJ 0 points1 point ago

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Totally agree. 72 is about a whole foot behind everyone else. Not good....

[–]bradtwo 0 points1 point ago

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Unless your Ghost Rider... bAHHH

[–]ajdellinger 0 points1 point ago

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Do we really need a sequel to Ghost Rider?

[–]toxygen 0 points1 point ago

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Someone pressed the wrong button.

[–]Sippin_Haterade 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a heated race!

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

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Number 58 is such an attention whore.

[–]Yboc 0 points1 point ago

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"C'mon Dave, quit dicking around. We know you love attention but we want to race."

[–]MananWho 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more interested in the Moose Racing that's apparently going on.

[–]TemplarianDX 0 points1 point ago

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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[–]w33d 0 points1 point ago

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Accidently

[–]PunkRockRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Was this from the deleted scenes of Ghost Rider?

[–]TheRealBacon 0 points1 point ago

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That what's happens when you have the oldest bike at the race.

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point ago

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happens every time I try to cook...

[–]Wackoman23 0 points1 point ago

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"GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!"

[–]CatScratchJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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Ready, Aim, Go!

err I mean...

On your Mark, Get Set, Fire!

[–]somanypuns 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Accipiter1138 0 points1 point ago

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Just one of those days. I know how he feels.

[–]Napalm_in_the_mornin 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the Bluth family hired another flamer

[–]TheKooze 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Ghost Rider makes a cameo!! Who woulda thunk?

[–]Don_Bonner 0 points1 point ago

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Just gun it, blow the flames out! IT WORKS ON CAKES WHY SHOULD OUT NOT WIRTH HERE

[–]global_laming 0 points1 point ago

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guys, what if his name was Hansel

[–]shinymetalobjects 0 points1 point ago

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"Shit, I'm glad that's not me." -all the other riders

[–]ilovetaco 0 points1 point ago

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its because of his number.. 5+8 =13

[–]Assasinative 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he farted on an open flame

[–]whalemeat 0 points1 point ago

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eh could be worse

[–]Flint_stone 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, no power-ups!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a glowing Snowman at Christmas. This burning person invokes nostalgia for me.

[–]Speye 0 points1 point ago

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That hasn't gone well.

[–]MyFavoritePart 0 points1 point ago

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My Favorite Part is that this could be a halfway decent Progressive Auto Insurance ad.

[–]yermah1986 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the rider.

[–]22justin 0 points1 point ago

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is that an italian flag on his jacket arm

[–]kellybeans 0 points1 point ago

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He wanted to start off with a bang.

[–]count_schemula 0 points1 point ago

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If I'm #79, I'm risking a DQ and jumping that start...