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[–]wertasdfzxcv 8 points9 points ago

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Looks like they hambushed him

[–]adoltswimmer -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]kaisereff -1 points0 points ago

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I got ham but I'm not a hamster!

[–]cornholio12 7 points8 points ago

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i normally find these jokes retarded, but can somebody put the Brazzers logo on there?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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those jokes aren't retarded, just disappointing when you realize its a joke...

[–]YouAreTheTourist 3 points4 points ago

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I must be some sort of loon. I felt bad for the pig when I saw this pic.

[–]Ionio 1 point2 points ago

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Nah not a loon. I grew up with this stuff and still feel bad for the animals. Pigs are smart as fuck, but so tasty :\

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for the pig and prefer pork to beef.

[–]NeverStopPosting 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to be the pig when I saw this pic.

[–]mindsound 2 points3 points ago

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I left this open in a random tab so I could keep rediscovering it by delightful accident.

[–]ghostfacedrilla 1 point2 points ago

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is this like hick jello westling?

[–]electricfoxx 0 points1 point ago

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Lard wrestling.

[–]jon_titor -1 points0 points ago

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They did this at the summer camp I went to as a kid. The pig was greased though. Basically everyone gets in a circle and shoos the pig away when he comes near, and small groups of people take turns trying to catch the pig.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a bit.. sick?

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, it doesn't cause any physical harm to the animal and the owner of the pigs always made sure to give them special treats afterwards. But it's definitely less sick than what pretty much all factory farm animals go through. The pigs never seemed traumatized or anything like that either.

[–]brewingblues 1 point2 points ago

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You'd swear she was giving birth.

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone 2 points3 points ago

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due to the position of the other kid's arm, I'd say quite the opposite

[–]Tmlkrs 1 point2 points ago

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Roger ran round the heap, prodding with his spear whenever pigflesh appeared. Jack was on top of the sow, stabbing downward with his knife. Roger found a lodgement for his point and began to push till he was leaning with his whole weight. The spear moved forward inch by inch and the terrified squealing became a high-pitched scream. Then Jack found the throat and hot blood spouted over his hands. The sow collapsed under them and they were heavy and fulfilled upon her. The butterflies still danced, preoccupied in the center of the clearing.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 1 point2 points ago

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Lord of the Flies. Good book.

[–]pathmarkpolice 1 point2 points ago

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I just checked to see if anyone else thought of Lord of the Flies. Not alone.

[–]FoundPie 1 point2 points ago

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So no one else noticed girl #3's face and became concerned?

[–]Trollinglikeapro 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm, looks delicious.

[–]Import 0 points1 point ago

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Lmao! That kid ain't fucking around

[–]ratsta 0 points1 point ago

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Daddy's little princess watches WWF too :)

[–]canipaybycheck 0 points1 point ago

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takes bite

[–]Magnum40oz 0 points1 point ago

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Drink me.

[–]lostinubersetzung 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care how many times this gets reposted. I still audibly laugh out loud every time I see it.

[–]thegeicogecko 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, though I would really appreciate people saying it is a repost in the title, gives me more respect for them, makes them be saying its funny rather than "im a carma whore and stole someones post for attention"

[–]sSslang 0 points1 point ago

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Third from the left is a shemale for sure, shes banging that pig like a pro.

[–]Chameo 0 points1 point ago

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that doesnt seem kosher with the pig

[–]Filo92 0 points1 point ago

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That's a repost, but I just can't downvote this.

[–]F-That 0 points1 point ago

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I hope my daughter is that tough when she gets older. That is awesome!

[–]meanJim 0 points1 point ago

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"Bacon is agreeably the sexiest substance ever created. It is a very versatile food, used in sandwiches, breakfast, and especially soda. Bacon, of course, is also the healthiest food known to man. It is delicious and nutritious, as well as good for the body, mind, and soul. It has been proven to significantly increase one's lifespan by twenty years" - Uncylcopedia

[–]gigglestick 0 points1 point ago

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Waiting for the version with the pig photoshopped out...

[–]gigglestick 0 points1 point ago

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Waiting for the version with the pig photoshopped out...

[–]gt-onizuka -1 points0 points ago

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Laughter was produced.

[–]I_am_KONG -2 points-1 points ago

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Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in! GET THE BACON!