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[–]notjustanymike 37 points38 points ago

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God that was a weird episode of Scrubs

[–]isignedupforthis 2 points3 points ago

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There was more than one.

[–]studmuffffffin 22 points23 points ago

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I love that feeling. The cool crisp air. The silence. The beauty.

[–]soulwhat 5 points6 points ago

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I feel this way and then I like to imagine like I'm the sole survivor of some deadly event or one of few.

[–]isignedupforthis 2 points3 points ago

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AKA the walk of shame.

[–]grundissimo 1 point2 points ago

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more like stride of pride

[–]CottonStorm 1 point2 points ago

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The corpses.

[–]cheesefan 0 points1 point ago

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Dodging piles of vomit...

[–]comfybob 10 points11 points ago

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possibly best film ever... upvote for using that pic

[–]dondillon 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto. Best zombie movie ever created, and definitely my favorite film of all time.

[–]kukamunga 9 points10 points ago

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Because everyone's at church, right? Why aren't you there with them?

-Grandma

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo -1 points0 points ago

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Trumped the church joke I was going to make.

[–]amiareyou 12 points13 points ago

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maybe it's just me, but i think this picture illustrates the feeling on a sunday morning, when you're hungover and have waken up at 6am because you're dehydrated and decide to pay 4$ for food you can easily make in your own kitchen in 5 minutes and don't want to waste the little bit of energy you have changing into acceptable clothing so roll out of bed in pajamas from freshman year of high school that for some reason you still own and have just waited on an agonizing 30 second line at the deli downstairs for the greasiest bacon egg and cheese so that you can stumble back home and devour it in bed in between dry heaves and attempts to piece together what exactly went down the night before.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it's not just you, I know that feeling all too well. It's surreal how slowly the hours from 6am to noon go by on days like that.

[–]Toribor 5 points6 points ago

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Kansas may not seem like a very 'party central' area, but because there isn't a lot of big party areas, everyone gathers in one place. Namely, Octoberfest in Hays, KS.

I have walked through Hays after Octoberfest and seen more bodies than what I would imagine there would be in a zombie apocalypse. It's awesome. Particularly if it's foggy.

[–]deadbestfriend 3 points4 points ago

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You feel like a doctor?

[–]danthemango 4 points5 points ago

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I think he's a patient

[–]mixmasterteapot 1 point2 points ago

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But definitely wearing scrubs. Easy mistake.

[–]manicapathy 3 points4 points ago

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HELLO!

[–]BlixQuoy 2 points3 points ago

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So true. Absolutely terrifying.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 2 points3 points ago

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I have a class on Saturdays. I took this picture the other day to show just how empty it gets.

[–]NiPlusUltra 2 points3 points ago

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THE END IS VERY FUCKING NIGH

[–]BreakingANDGentry 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in my final year, working on my dissertation among other things, won't be in England for my holiday's for revision so gotta start working hard from day one....Oh how I can understand this picture. It's freshers week, so standing in my room looking out the window at 7am, sipping coffee looking out at all the pulled curtains, the stumbling drunks coming back... Ever seen a kid vomit on someone's car at 7am while crying? The horrors of the zombie war....

[–]hateplow48 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if wasted

or just up that early

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

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Atheist in Utah here, its mindblowing.

[–]penguinpwrdbox 2 points3 points ago

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Instant upvote for 28 Days Later

[–]agnotastic 0 points1 point ago*

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You should probably repost this in r/HIFW

Edit: not sure why the link is failing :-/

[–]kwood09 2 points3 points ago

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I think you might need an http:// in there.

[–]agnotastic 0 points1 point ago

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You saved the day!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I felt biking through Del Playa (UCSB) at 10 AM.

[–]abcheese 0 points1 point ago

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this reminded me of me running there at 7:30 AM. sure was out of place

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's so peaceful...

[–]alison_bee 0 points1 point ago

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i love that movie. and thats one of my favorite scenes ever. so peaceful yet scary as fuck.

[–]Heliophoebus 0 points1 point ago

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llllloooooooooolllllll laughed my guts out soooo true...

[–]sqdrn 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget to pump some God Speed while doing so.

[–]sometimestruthhurts 0 points1 point ago

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you feel like an image leech?

[–]Noticethewrongthing 0 points1 point ago

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Sundays have mornings?

[–]StanDinfamy 0 points1 point ago

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I miss that feeling :(

[–]Molarky819 0 points1 point ago

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Your campus is quite filthy.

[–]Enginerda 0 points1 point ago

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I have a recurring dream like that, and it's absolutely terrifying...

[–]amazoncon 0 points1 point ago

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American colleges: preparing our best and brightest to stumble into work half asleep every Monday for the rest of their lives.

[–]righteousboy 0 points1 point ago

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so much truth in that

[–]P3ngwinz 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I felt waking up at a weekend long festival crazy early on Sunday morning. My tent was flooded, everything I owned soaked, and so not having slept I decided to walk. Leftover evidence of the good times held the night before littered my path along with the occasional person "zombified" from Saturday night.

[–]1wiseguy -1 points0 points ago

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I remember that when I was in college.

Do you wonder why Wal-mart and the grocery store and even some banks are open on Sundays, but our higher learning organizations shut down, as though people actually go to church?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS

<3 Daniella

[–]yunggr8ness 1 point2 points ago

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i see you nick