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[–]districtdabs 360 points361 points ago

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I was damn sure this was going to be some idiot accidentally shooting his mirror.

[–]Nanonaut 73 points74 points ago

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His fashion style definitely adds to the surprise in the video.

[–]headasplodes 11 points12 points ago

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And facial hair.

[–]gasface 6 points7 points ago

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Just goes to show that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

[–]fuzzylynx 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't ask for that.

[–]mahacctissoawsum 2 points3 points ago

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I was hoping it would be.

[–]syonxwf 78 points79 points ago

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Was anyone else expecting him to accidentally shoot the mirror?

[–]elint 61 points62 points ago

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For about half a second. The first thing I noticed was his index finger beside the gun, not on the trigger. This kid knows a little gun safety.

[–]square965 56 points57 points ago

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Pfffft... he doesn't know about gun safety. He's pointing a gun at himself.

[–]xaronax 48 points49 points ago

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I have a degree from Hollywood in Bullet Physics, and I can truthfully state that a ricochet could have killed his entire neighborhood.

[–]jackcatalyst 15 points16 points ago

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Also every house would blow up.

[–]likwidfuzion 7 points8 points ago

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He would also start walking away casually right before they exploded and not look back at it.

[–]pdinc 3 points4 points ago

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Directed by Michael Bay

[–]RBeck 3 points4 points ago

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When I want that I go straight for these.

#1

#2

[–]brownestrabbit 2 points3 points ago

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Both are considered fake.

[–]greensquares 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. There are a lot of uninformed people on Youtube.

[–]MilleniumHandAndShri 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah definitely some overused gun shot soundbites thar'

[–]callius 135 points136 points ago

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Nice trigger discipline to boot.

[–]creamy_pie 67 points68 points ago

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And /r/guns gives a sigh of relief.

[–]Rose375 5 points6 points ago

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What's trigger discipline?

[–]NullCharacter 8 points9 points ago

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His finger is off the trigger and on the side of the gun. Pretty much the first thing taught in any class/situation/scenario involving anything that fires anything else at high speed.

[–]Doodiescoop 5 points6 points ago

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I thought that was called common sense.

[–]tourettesguy54 4 points5 points ago*

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You would think, wouldn't you?

[–]BangSlut 4 points5 points ago

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that's how I knew it was fake

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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Watch where his finger is on the gun, it's not on the trigger; it should never be on the trigger unless you're actively going to shoot something.

[–]Multiman 20 points21 points ago

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Resting his finger above the trigger, and not on it. Even if a gun isn't loaded, you should still practice it.

[–]zeppelinfromled 11 points12 points ago

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Seriously guys, he was asking what trigger discipline is. It contributed to the discussion. Chill the fuck out with the downvotes.

[–]sometimesyousulk 5 points6 points ago

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If he had said: "What is trigger discipline? Isn't that what the safety/unloaded gun is for?" or something along those lines the downvotes would not have come.

Tone means everything, and can be easily misinterpreted over text.

[–]a_modest_proposal 6 points7 points ago

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I didn't downvote, but I do find it odd that someone named "ammoman" doesn't know what trigger discipline is...

[–]xaronax 2 points3 points ago

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Motherfucker loves Windex. That doesn't have a trigg... Oh wait...

[–]callius 1 point2 points ago

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Fair point.

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[–]Killbunny90210 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

"Wigger"? Seriously?

[–]desktop_ninja 7 points8 points ago

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Wigger is a portmanteau between the words "white" and "nigger"

man, I wish i had the novelty account, "random-etymology"

[–]callius -3 points-2 points ago

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What the fuck?

[–]sandgoose 61 points62 points ago

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I was thinking "man, what a douchebag..." and then it turned out to be pretty funny. Upvotes for clever.

[–]admiralsfan 20 points21 points ago

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stereotypes are a funny thing

[–]sandgoose 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed they are, and most comedy hinges on them.

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[–]therudeboy 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, that's exactly what it is.

[–]Zimbardo 5 points6 points ago

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Mind posting a picture of yourself so we can all make baseless judgements of your character, too?

Lots of people on reddit love to stereotype when it doesn't involve themselves.

[–]caprincrash 5 points6 points ago

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love to stereotype when it doesn't involve themselves.

I think you might be on to something here...

[–]sandgoose 1 point2 points ago*

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Ridiculous. Part of the reason this is funny is because they intentionally set up the joke like that. Additionally I would have to say if you stand in front of a mirror practicing pointing a gun at someone you are definitely a douchebag.

Moreover you, me and everyone here stereotypes constantly, it's part of how our mind works, get off your high horse.

EDIT: Disagree with what I said but have nothing constructive to say? It's ok: Be passive-aggressive with a down vote! Here's a link to the wikipedia article for stereotype. Reading the introduction should be sufficient to find out that stereotype =/= prejudice. Bear in mind when you read it that I said nothing about this guys appearance.

[–]altapowderkid 9 points10 points ago

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That's a kill shot! That's a kill shot!

[–]I_Have_Many_Names 18 points19 points ago

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For the first few seconds, I thought I was just watching a douchebag posing in a mirror and the joke was really on me. Then shit got real.

[–]ToQuitOrNo 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, when I saw the guy looked like that, I wasn't expecting anything nearly this clever.

[–]kernelhappy 13 points14 points ago

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I actually felt a little guilty I had the same thought judging a book by its cover

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I never got why the person with the smaller gun always felt disadvantaged in these sorts of standoffs. I mean, if it's multiple people against one, there's not much you can do, but if you imagine the typical Hollywood movie scenario, if someone has a pistol and the other person has an AK-47, the person with the pistol backs off.

But seriously, if I have a pistol and the other guy has an AK-47, I'm just going to fucking shoot him. I don't care how big his gun is if I've already shot him dead.

[–]mandrilltiger 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I thought. Still pretty funny though.

[–]bettaproger 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts exactly

[–]iamfromouterspace 7 points8 points ago

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suuuuuurprise bitch!

[–]Malkav1379 2 points3 points ago

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Not what I was expecting to happen. Nice little creative twist!

[–]RubyBlye 1 point2 points ago

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Was anybody else expecting him to shoot the mirror?

[–]amyers[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Closer, not different

[–]mareksoon 1 point2 points ago

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But they're cousins .. ♫

[–]oholysmokes 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I can't look at myself in the mirror for too long. I have this fear that my reflection is going to do something that I am not doing. It makes it pretty hard to put on make-up.

[–]kristovaher 1 point2 points ago

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I hate that GIF's play in background. I open many tabs at once and once I clicked on the tab I opened about this, I saw the automatic rifle and was not 'surprised' when seeing the GIF again.

[–]matpwith1t 1 point2 points ago

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are you sure? the reflection looks just as much like a douche

[–]Vikentiy 1 point2 points ago

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You talkin' to me?

[–]LovableContrarian 2 points3 points ago

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Fred Durst has a lot of downtime these days.

[–]Rozenkrantz 3 points4 points ago

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Why did he put the gun down. A guns a gun. Its gonna kill you if you shoot it at someone regardless of its size.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Not at all, there is definitely a difference in killing efficiency.

[–]narwhalsareawesome -4 points-3 points ago

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Yeah, and at that distance, a fatter and slower slug (i.e. handgun) would definitely be more effective than a high velocity, thin slug (i.e. rifle).

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Not at all. There are several schools of thought on maximizing killing potential. The big three are penetration, energy transfer, and temporary cavitation. With the AK, your going to get much better results in all three areas.

[–]Sarke1 4 points5 points ago

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Something has to be said of the fact that the AK can put ten rounds into you in a second. I'd call that killing potential.

[–]Dyolf_Knip 0 points1 point ago

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That's assuming you manage to get all 10 rounds into the person. Granted, it's point-blank range, but it still pulls up something fierce on full auto.

[–]narwhalsareawesome 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say someone can level a handgun and fire two to three shots before someone can level an assault rifle and fire even one.

[–]narwhalsareawesome 0 points1 point ago

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What don't you understand? A 7.62x39mm at point blank would massively over penetrate, allowing very little energy or cavitation.

[–]Tfish 2 points3 points ago

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Why did he back off when the mirror pulled out the bigger gun?

At that range it doesn't matter what gun the other guy pulls out.

[–]thevinshe 0 points1 point ago

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Great find! I'm still laughing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats a nice pistol, Baby Eagle .40

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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[–]horse_spelunker 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be cool like him

[–]chief-awesome 0 points1 point ago

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this is one wannabe gangster i might actually befriend

[–]happyscrappy 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the Patty Duke Show flashback there.

[–]big-karim 0 points1 point ago

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Nice hand towel, bro.

[–]Shaded21 0 points1 point ago

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Ah... brings me to the good ol' times on IndieMogul

[–]iknowwhatyouarenow 0 points1 point ago

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i thought something scary will pop up

[–]blueeski 0 points1 point ago

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haha didn't expect that. i wonder what editing program was used?

[–]desert_girl 0 points1 point ago

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First thing that made me laugh today. Thanks for sharing!

[–]AnimaWish 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]Zanoshikaru 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that got a laugh out of me. Didn't see that coming.

[–]Konebred 0 points1 point ago

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Quick someone come up with a double barrel joke.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mpqp 0 points1 point ago

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I never understood why the bigger guns is better? They both can kill you easily, so why would the one with a pistol drop his piece?

[–]NeilFraser 1 point2 points ago

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In a pistol vs assault rifle match, the pistol would get off one shot while the assault rifle would get off ten. One bullet might kill you, but even point-blank there's a significant chance of survival (see Gabrielle Giffords). Whereas ten bullets is more likely to result in serious death.

The only winning move for the pistol wielder is not to play.

[–]mpqp 0 points1 point ago

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so that the assault rifle wielding bandit would just shoot you and you didn't do anything?

[–]Graco 0 points1 point ago

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Fred Durst is still alive?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So that's what it would look like if Groucho Marx and Fred Durst sprogged up.

[–]doritodragon -2 points-1 points ago

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ahhhhh, DamnLOL. Top notch humour.

/sarcasm

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You see, when he bends down to pick up the gun, that's when he switches the take. /cerealguy

[–]deputy1389 -1 points0 points ago

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That is stupid, why did he put down the pistol.

[–]Magnon -1 points0 points ago

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Fred Durst, I see you've moved on to white hats instead of red ones.

[–]darkmooninc -1 points0 points ago

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This gif has proved to me that even Fred Durst's reflection is sick of his crap.

[–]Getoutdaway -3 points-2 points ago

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Does any one know how BRO this guy is?

[–]gowerskee 7 points8 points ago

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about 214 BRO per hour

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[–]WhaleTaleMan 1 point2 points ago

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Did you even watch the whole thing?

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[–]WhaleTaleMan 0 points1 point ago

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....so....why exactly are you complaining?

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[–]fenwaygnome 7 points8 points ago

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You're what is wrong with the world.

[–]OhHappyDagger 1 point2 points ago

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Me.

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[–]nintend82 6 points7 points ago

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yeah, it really did.