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[–]whorlax 250 points251 points ago

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Hey, that's me

[–]oneofyourFrenchgirls 123 points124 points ago

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Why is everyone always trying to be like me? Whorlax, why can't you just be yourself?

[–]okayyeah 3 points4 points ago

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Well then how should he be painted?

[–]oneofyourFrenchgirls 55 points56 points ago*

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Like a Snorlax.

I'm sick of society's defintion of beauty. Who am I to tell a Jynx or a Snorlax that they should look more like a Pikachu or Milotic? It's ridiculous. We may as well just be a bunch of Dittos if we're constantly going to change our appearance for acceptance.

Beauty is not contained within a pokéball, and I think we've reached the level at which we can evolve past silly social norms. It's about time we learned some new moves, and HM Cut the bullshit.

[–]ShaneTrain 16 points17 points ago

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but... but.. but Cut is an HM move not a TM!!!!

[–]oneofyourFrenchgirls 27 points28 points ago

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ShaneTrain used Correct.

It's super-effective!

oneofyourFrenchgirls used Edit.

It's not very effective...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Milotic? I'm sorry, but I refuse to accept there are more than 151 pokemon. Don't go shattering my perception of reality.

[–]oneofyourFrenchgirls 1 point2 points ago

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To be honest, I don't know many (if I even know any) of the pokemon that came out after my Gameboy Color childhood. I simply Googled pretty pokemon and stole it off some pokemon-centered forum poll. I am a cheat.

[–]calenwad 0 points1 point ago

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You were so close!!!! I grade you a C+ please carry on.

[–]Blindfolded_MS_Paint 20 points21 points ago

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[–]mspaint_exe 5 points6 points ago

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word.

[–]HitboxOfASnail 21 points22 points ago

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6 months

....Impressive.

[–]zachatree 56 points57 points ago

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You've been waiting for this for two years haven't you?

[–]MrTaco69[S] 7 points8 points ago

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...Want me to draw you!?

[–]clarkcb 73 points74 points ago

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Scumbag Snorlax:

Can't catch until you wake him up.

Easier to catch if you put him back to sleep.

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[–]Dragod 5 points6 points ago

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...Do I sculpt the penis?

[–]homohominilupus 1 point2 points ago

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Do I conduct with my penis?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, but customs dictate that you must conduct with your penis.

[–]dchimz 8 points9 points ago

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Where's relevant 34?

[–]Pokephiliac 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, very yes.

[–]alostcause 75 points76 points ago

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Draw*

[–]i_practice_santeria 44 points45 points ago

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Thank god we have the Titanic purists here to set the record straight.

[–]MrTaco69[S] 68 points69 points ago

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MS Paint*

[–]swaggle 17 points18 points ago

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*Fuck

[–]Lystrodom 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you. That bothered me way more than it should have.

[–]xxBigBobxx 0 points1 point ago

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he was thinking of painted french whores

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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So...Snorlax has giant nipples and they're on the bottom of his feet?

TIL

[–]RRizzo 14 points15 points ago

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So i guess everyone saw Titanic last night?

[–]AlexBurnsRed 3 points4 points ago

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[–]brokowska420 0 points1 point ago

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I feel so foolish right now.

[–]ronan88 0 points1 point ago

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hadn´t seen it since the cinema damn it. tv movies eh?

[–]he_eats_da_poo_poo 9 points10 points ago

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One of the most deadliest pokemons to get in super smash brothers.

[–]solarflare25 5 points6 points ago

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Especially when you get hit with a pitfall item

[–]merrickal 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer using it near edges, 'specially after smashing them in that direction.

[–]scy1192 10 points11 points ago

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Over 600 points and the joke still hasn't been explained. Someone help me.

[–]Rasalom 14 points15 points ago

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It's from Titanic. The girl wants the guy to draw her like one of the French girls he drew and showed her.

[–]MrPig 6 points7 points ago

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French girls he drew naked, specifically.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 2 points3 points ago

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You have to add that Kate Winslet is lying on the cooch JUST like this when she tells him.

[–]1FLU 1 point2 points ago

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I want you to snap me.

[–]Honda_TypeR 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Mescallan 10 points11 points ago

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.... is camvid of a computer screen playing the original video?

[–]dalp -1 points0 points ago

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It's all we have left. The original doesn't seem to be on youtube anymore.

[–]MangoScango 7 points8 points ago

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CollegeHumor has it, better than that youtube one.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/39734/pokemon-commentary

[–]dalp -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, thanks, I've been looking for that for a while. That one used to be the one of youtube.

[–]CuzinVinny 1 point2 points ago

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so because they curse, they are Jersey Shore style?

Ehhh I'll let this one slide...

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[–]kdellz 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, the accents (and attitudes) are pretty similar overall. I say that as someone who spent half his life in MA, and drove through Jersey once. That place smells terrible.

[–]Stingray88 2 points3 points ago*

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Coming from someone who's lived in Boston and NYC, I can back up the statements that their accents and attitudes are similar (while Jersey might be a bit more exaggerated) and that Jersey smells awful. However the guys in this video are most certainly Bostonian for sure.

[–]ApplesFromKira 0 points1 point ago

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Was there even a "Jersey Shore style" when this came out?

[–]TransAm 1 point2 points ago

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[–]patmcdoughnut 1 point2 points ago

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It annoys me that they get into a huge argument about pokemon, but neither can recognize Dragonair.

[–]ExplosiveNateex 0 points1 point ago

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This dude sounds like Adam Sandler.

[–]pmac135 -1 points0 points ago

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this was way before jersey shore, just so you know. this is pure genius.

[–]A-Relevant-Song 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, definitely French. It's blacker than the ace of spades in her crotch area.

[–]spect3r001 1 point2 points ago

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If hedonism bot from Futurama was a pokemon this would be him

[–]hobbes344 0 points1 point ago

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Search: Ingres' "Odalisque"

[–]Chances 0 points1 point ago

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Some people see Snorlax as an object in the middle of the road I saw him as the object

[–]Ihatemimes 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he has a fart stuck.

[–]woahshitimhigh 0 points1 point ago

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Woah I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]maskedmarksman 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait to get body slammed by that!

[–]HitboxOfASnail 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed uncontrollably at this

[–]Willy_Tee 0 points1 point ago

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So its true. Tumblr and reddit really do coincide.

[–]PotStar 0 points1 point ago

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Snorlax is also code for fat people who block your path.. which i use 10-20 times a day in the city. Don't blow it up reddit.

[–]fishbutt314 0 points1 point ago

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You nerf herder!

[–]manawua 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahaha shes cute

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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i'd hit that... with everything

[–]geek_loser 0 points1 point ago

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"Paint me like one of your Kanto pokes, Ash."

[–]snorlax420 0 points1 point ago

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I approve this message.

[–]Cbgiles 0 points1 point ago

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I miss Pokedads..

[–]tedlos_A 0 points1 point ago

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Titanic. I see what you did there. I lol'd.

[–]complex-variable 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not into Pokemon and WTF is this? Oh, wait...

[–]Doritoez 0 points1 point ago

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fucking snorlax!

[–]DankDarko 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aboredgerman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lednakashim 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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I always knew Snorlax was a whore!

[–]kalofxeno 0 points1 point ago

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[–]divi8 0 points1 point ago

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This meme needs to be retired, now.

[–]Sam0161 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck is this already a meme?

[–]Tielos -1 points0 points ago

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How the fuck did this make front page? I swear.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

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And how does it have 900+ upvotes. What the heck.

[–]TheSpie -1 points0 points ago

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old

[–]funnyhowitseems -1 points0 points ago

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This makes want to go back and replay my pokemons!

[–]scurveymobile 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me want to paint him

[–]merrickal 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me wanna give him a dollar and see what he does.

[–]rrraab -1 points0 points ago

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First 15 seconds are relevant:

http://youtu.be/9R7wbPPQciU?t=17s

[–]Eyger -1 points0 points ago

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"Show me your ding ding snorlax..."

[–]Dillon-Duke98 -4 points-3 points ago

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Take it to r/Pokemon Please

[–]The_Companion -2 points-1 points ago

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And oldy, but a goody. love it

[–]PartTheRedSea -2 points-1 points ago

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I lol'd. Upvote for you!

[–]EnderStarcraft -3 points-2 points ago*

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I don't know which I was more excited about as a child.. Who am I kidding, once I got that pokeflute.. nostalgia

[–]Plurralbles 6 points7 points ago

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pokemon... or boobs... this is hard even today.

[–]cp3woo 12 points13 points ago

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Pokemon is cheaper.

[–]Plurralbles 1 point2 points ago

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one DS: 100, one pokemon game, 50, internet in the shitty US that overcharges 30/month.... STILL cheaper than teh gas to get to a girl's place, to the sushi bar, having hte meal, going to the movies, and getting her back home.

[–]cp3woo 1 point2 points ago

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What's bad, even after spending money on all that, you still may not get to see her boobs.

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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that's what the other guy's comment is for, justa dollar for titties in your face.

[–]Keabo 1 point2 points ago*

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One dollar to have a pair of tits in your face at a strip club.

[–]cp3woo 3 points4 points ago

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Pokemon doesn't have chlamydia... At least I don't think they do.

[–]merrickal 0 points1 point ago

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"Gotta catch' em all chla-a-my-di-a!" .. doesn't have the same beat to it..

[–]MrKenta 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xyerohour 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid, we didn't have to talk to people through typing interfaces. We traveled uphill to go to the bank to go farther uphill and buy pokemon. THAT'S the cost of pokemon. Old age.

[–]dfuzzy1 1 point2 points ago

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You know what else is hard?

...trying to catch Abra ><

[–]Le7 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yHQ3xhjjQk

Learn how to get boob from a rl Snorlax.

[–]Plurralbles 2 points3 points ago

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"never take dating tips from a thumb"

[–]lgodsey -3 points-2 points ago

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ALMOST TOTALLY UNRELATED TO THE SUBJECT:

I love Kate Winslet. In addition to being a talented actor, she is perfectly lovely to me, but it's as a thinking person that she's most attractive. She seems smart and wickedly funny and I imagine we'd be good friends.

Seriously.

[–]omegashellz -4 points-3 points ago

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this guy seems to be relevant
Snorlax Jackson