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[–]PandaGoggles 7 points8 points ago

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At least it'll be sunny

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Sunny for me, no doubt about it.

[–]hosj321 1 point2 points ago

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That's tomorrow...

[–]Acidyo 5 points6 points ago

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Five out of six people enjoy gang-rape.

[–]TsunamiMommy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this one is only 3 of 4. That's why they call it Triple Team Traffic. It's kinda like Bangbus but more underground.

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[–]kodutta7 4 points5 points ago

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No they don't.

[–]Zeinus 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey i'm not coming to work today"
"You saw the news too?"
"Oh shit they found out?"

[–]mynameismaximus 1 point2 points ago

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how the hell did you take a pic of that fast enough?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm feeling a bit...ehem...under the weather...

[–]Newshoe 4 points5 points ago

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Kobe says, "I like my chances."

[–]djxfactor306 1 point2 points ago

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We get this forecast every week.

[–]Ritius 0 points1 point ago

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'p' isn't even close to 'n', what the heck

[–]irapedyourmom 0 points1 point ago

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you should have gone to your mothers house...too late

[–]really_fucking_high 0 points1 point ago

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Triple Team Traffic Rape

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

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I like rape. Along with arson, murder, and rape.

[–]Mikezorz99 0 points1 point ago

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this is from the top all-time tab of /r/funny... that's not even trying =(

[–]thetalkinghawk 0 points1 point ago

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YOU FOOL! don't you know 90% of rapes happen in the home?

[–]RJotor 0 points1 point ago

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Only 70%?I'll take my chances.

[–]sizchark 0 points1 point ago

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Roethlisberger likes his chances!

[–]Magnum40oz 0 points1 point ago

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Is this suppose to be posted like once a month or something?

[–]wasdy1 -1 points0 points ago

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I am convinced that people just use the stumble add on and post the shit they see thinking it hasn't been passed around the internet a billion times already..

[–]ChronicCaveman -1 points0 points ago

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Meteorlogist: Be sure to bring your rape kits with you today people its going to be rapey day.

[–]787seattle -2 points-1 points ago

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Isn't this one of the most reposted pictures of all time?

[–]AndyM03 -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey, 70% chance to get laid is better than you're usual.