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[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Watching to many videos on the internet made me think this video was going a different direction.

[–]funnynickname 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34?

[–]Loftaris 7 points8 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw Uploaded by neptuneskate on May 25, 2006

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[–]beeztrain 2 points3 points ago

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this isn't real.

[–]PicklesMcGee 6 points7 points ago

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What is real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 4 points5 points ago

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What is real, how do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

FTFY :)

[–]PicklesMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, JesusTapdancingChris, my good sir! Those five words you added made the quote so much better, no sarcasm :P

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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On most occasions I would've let it slide, but any quote from Smith or Morpheus has to be correct because they have some of the best lines ever in that film :)

[–]PowerhouseTerp 2 points3 points ago

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This is from a commercial a bunch of years ago for this.

[–]the_goat_boy 2 points3 points ago

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Why is it in the films that the Predator always wins? The xenomorphs are a far more efficient killing machines.

[–]GoinBossanova 4 points5 points ago

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Predators have intelligence and technology. Xenomorphs are feral tigers by predator standards.

[–]stevedaws 1 point2 points ago

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The toilet seat was down.

[–]MTCONE 4 points5 points ago

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Stop reposting the same fucking GIF. FFS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is better with sound.

[–]fluggencheimen 0 points1 point ago

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Douchebag Predator doesn't care about hygiene.

[–]UNITBlackArchive 0 points1 point ago

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These were commercials for AvP in Australia, IIRC. There are several of them- poker game, table tennis, I think. Search Youtube. The videos are great, much better than a grainy .GIF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the alien always had a kind of elephant sound when he screamed.

[–]meiam001 0 points1 point ago

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This might be older than my grandpa, but upvote anyways because the title made me lol.

[–]hyperspice 0 points1 point ago

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great stuff

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

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laughed for a while, then realized that it should be the alien flushing it on the predator.

[–]Nitro_Hedgehog -2 points-1 points ago

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logic ruins my sense of humor. modern plumbing prevents the horror of a suddenly cold shower

[–]bluehands 2 points3 points ago

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maybe in your home/ building, but my shower swings wildly from burning to chill based on what other people are doing in my building.

Can make a shower challenging.

[–]UniversalSnip -2 points-1 points ago

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I had no idea you could choke off someone's hot water by flushing a toilet.

[–]dvhann -1 points0 points ago

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The only thing that makes me laugh is alien's reaction. Total panic haha

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I loled in ma pants

[–]DownvotesEnsue -2 points-1 points ago

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Watching this gif again reminds me of watching old, I mean really old Simpsons episodes; at some point you wonder if this show was not that funny in the first place how did it survive so long?

[–]DerpLogic -3 points-2 points ago

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Who put the camera in my bathroom and video taped my roommates?!