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[–]PhatsoFresh 191 points192 points ago

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[–]poptart2nd 11 points12 points ago

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that's why i have him tagged in Reddit Enhancement Suite and downvote everything he posts. 90% of the time, he's just lifted it from someone else.

[–]jumblebutt 6 points7 points ago

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Can you teach us the settings for doing that?

[–]poptart2nd 5 points6 points ago

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if you have RES installed, there should be an underscore in parenthesis to the right of every name. click the underscore and a menu should popup. from here, you can tag people with different titles and colors.

[–]jumblebutt 13 points14 points ago

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Thanks! I'm gonna make you pink.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dissss

[–]UpvoteThisComment 22 points23 points ago

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Thank you sir... Up boat has been reallocated appropriately.

[–]boomfarmer 1 point2 points ago

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Mine as well.

[–]Vinthian 1 point2 points ago

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But... the period!

[–]NiHao 0 points1 point ago

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Not like it matters really, somebody would've complained about him changing the title to karmawhore anyway.

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[–]thesaxmachine08 -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted for going against the repost nazis. Don't you know that everyone has already seen this? Nobody new has joined this site in three months!

[–]tomasgdvl 84 points85 points ago*

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It's Maru cat

[–]stanfan114 23 points24 points ago

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Maru is #1 cat.

[–]BobTheSCV 10 points11 points ago

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Indeed. It's like the internet's pet or something.

[–]boomfarmer 0 points1 point ago

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If only we could reach through the Internet to pet it.

[–]sicnevol 8 points9 points ago

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まるはねこです。

[–]Binerexis 2 points3 points ago

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うそ。

[–]sicnevol 1 point2 points ago

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ああ、そです。

[–]mflux 6 points7 points ago

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10 million views. Possibly the most famous cat in the world.

[–]goderror 2 points3 points ago

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Upvotes for Source. Promote this habit!

[–]PartyBusGaming 3 points4 points ago

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WHat's so special about that cat?

[–]parcivale 12 points13 points ago

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He likes to slide through boxes and he gets his head stuck in things a lot.

[–]PartyBusGaming 2 points3 points ago

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... uh ....

[–]boomfarmer 0 points1 point ago

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He is cute in a way that is socially acceptable for men to find cute.

[–]phedredragon 1 point2 points ago

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He's cute. And he likes boxes. And has a really good marketing director/ owner.

[–]WolfPack_VS_Grizzly 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else have to Google the word "jocular" afterwords? I didn't realize that was a word.

[–]JoseFernandes 0 points1 point ago

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That cat has an insanely groomed fur. It's like they give them bath everyday. My cats look like hobos in comparison.

[–]iminsideabox 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Easilycrazyhat 5 points6 points ago

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Get out of my brain! ಠ_ಠ

[–]iminsideabox 2 points3 points ago

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Get off my head you hat!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hahah, too perfect. This is immediately what started to play in my head as the cat's head emerged from the box.

[–]imatworkmeow 6 points7 points ago

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DAT FOCUS

[–]Farren246 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ . . . ಠ\ಠ_

[–]FindThisHumerus 7 points8 points ago

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It's a cooler master box.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Sounds way better with the Chariots of Fire theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6IwEG0FYM

[–]hellowren 2 points3 points ago

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I heard it in my head as I watched the gif and came here to say this. Thank you.

[–]metabeing 1 point2 points ago

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for the lazy, a gifsound: http://tinyurl.com/3um9z6f (thanks to iminsideabox)

[–]JJDN 1 point2 points ago

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[–]More_Bacon_Strips 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BlueBusDriver 1 point2 points ago

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This is a nice time-lapse of cat attention span. You can see as he's rising his eyes are nice and wide, dealing with intensity of not knowing if the jump will be successful. Upon reaching the peak he clearly sees that he's in the clear and becomes bored with the situation. Fucking cats.

[–]hickory-smoked 1 point2 points ago

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Cue up "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"

[–]pensky_material 1 point2 points ago

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one mission.

[–]hevoo 1 point2 points ago

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CoolMaster box, someone built a new computer. :D

[–]RockitLaWnChair 1 point2 points ago

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no

[–]wickedalmond 1 point2 points ago

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ONE VISION!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, you can really dissect the cat jump in that gif. He launches himself almost vertical and then just at the peak tucks in his hind legs hard to give that rotation over the box. This needs to be an Olympic event.

[–]3daddict 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you and your stupid cat

[–]blaarfengaar 3 points4 points ago

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Ride of the Valkyries

[–]PDavs0 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jackster999 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zendak 1 point2 points ago

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Cue goosebump-inducing majestically victorious melody with fortissimo horn section and crash cymbals.

[–]GnomishMight 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bmbwiz 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Planet Earth footage.

[–]goderror 0 points1 point ago

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Stoic.

[–]dyoano 0 points1 point ago

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All hail THE KING

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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it looks like it's gettin blown up like a balloon.

[–]lilaclace 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot help but admire the determination in his eyes...

[–]CapnKetchup 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like he's cresting a hill on a roller coaster.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

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Corkscrew follies

[–]wthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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猫 月の出

[–]Derporelli 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap! I was listening to "One Truth" by Dispatch when I opened this and it was perfectly in sync. Good stuff.

[–]k3np4tch1 0 points1 point ago

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I'm getting the sickest SC2-chills.

[–]keithteamzissou 0 points1 point ago

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SPIKE

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny 'cause this is my page 2 right now: http://i.imgur.com/ADBjz.jpg

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

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Little Tortilla Kitty?

[–]MetalGuitarist 0 points1 point ago

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I love how his face just looks progressively more pissed off, the farther out he gets.

[–]TheStagesmith 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hypergasm 0 points1 point ago

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This is why we need 3D computers.

[–]DatVai 0 points1 point ago

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cooler master upvote

[–]zinc55 0 points1 point ago

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I see Cooler Master!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ThoseTruffulaTrees 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed until I cried...I had a bad day.

[–]Smoopid 0 points1 point ago

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Someone help this little guy, he is stuck in a time loop.

[–]reldritch 0 points1 point ago

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/Don LaFontaine mode on

In a world where canines rule...

and felines have been hunted to the brink of extinction...

One cat will fight back...

[–]xvertigox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]m0no 0 points1 point ago

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creying

[–]thedemonlover 0 points1 point ago

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He even has a book out and it's good!

[–]silverbeat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ruleroftheblind 0 points1 point ago

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Free Willy + this gif = something super awesome.

Wow, this is a really lame comment. Reddit fail.

[–]BarelyClothed 0 points1 point ago

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One Flesh! One Bone! One Excitation!

[–]theboneycrony 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cavalry 0 points1 point ago

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Coolermaster...

[–]acousticmind 0 points1 point ago

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[–]whammyyy 0 points1 point ago

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In a worldddddd

[–]VoyagerOrchid 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mmemarlie 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please insert a clip of the kid from Free Willie here. Please.

[–]COJamesHetfield 0 points1 point ago

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Final Destination.

[–]tamiswacur 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Free Willy

[–]Spoggerific 0 points1 point ago

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まるちゃんキタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

[–]mmmtoastmmm 1 point2 points ago

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Nooope, Chuck Testa

[–]zendak 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't work too well for this guy and this guy, but third time lucky, eh?

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE! Downvoting every Chuck Testa comment to murder this meme.

[–]zendak 0 points1 point ago

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You can erase a bad meme
from the pages of history
But can you erase it
From the hearts of men?

[–]jimfl -1 points0 points ago

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Ching chong potato!

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[–]aselbst -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh, come on people. Here, this is clearly appropriate.

[–]WiseEpicurus 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]Burf-_- -2 points-1 points ago

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seriously FUCK CATS mmmk....

[–]atom138 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]skond -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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First time I see the original. So THAT'S what those belts are!!!!

[–]tytyshortfry -1 points0 points ago

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thats fuckin awesome

[–]dontwanturvalidation -1 points0 points ago

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FREE KITTY

[–]tristynrena -1 points0 points ago

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MARU! :D

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt -1 points0 points ago

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The eyes...They kill me!!

[–]Plutoid -1 points0 points ago

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WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!

[–]tzaquiel -1 points0 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN CATS DO THIS FLOATY THING

[–]RonPaulsSpeculum -1 points0 points ago

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Maru, the master of not giving a fuck

[–]Catsonfire -1 points0 points ago

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I don't even care that I've seen this a million times. I'll upvote anything Maru.

[–]softshell -1 points0 points ago

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Maru is the bees knees!

[–]sirmichaelhunt -1 points0 points ago

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MARU

[–]ChaSuiBao -1 points0 points ago

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Maru needs to be the cat mascot of Reddit.

[–]krisbell514 -1 points0 points ago

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aaaaww I want one

[–]JayJay729 -1 points0 points ago

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Cats Are badass. Even the fat ones have athletic ability.

[–]srry72 -1 points0 points ago

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The Million Dollar Cat

[–]fallencathedral -1 points0 points ago

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I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!

[–]IronMikeT -2 points-1 points ago

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You might have thought this cat was alive...

[–]TikTok6oclock -2 points-1 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan