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[–]mfosse41 91 points92 points ago

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Why?

[–]kingk 45 points46 points ago

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Because hes a 'Jackass' ... literally

[–]spaeth455[S] 7 points8 points ago

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no one will ever know

[–]DrBoobDoctor 307 points308 points ago

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As a doctor, I suggest not setting your tits on fire.

[–]LaBambas 9 points10 points ago

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I'll concede that you know the ins and outs of boobs but you're not a fire doctor are you?

[–]symmitchry 5 points6 points ago

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Inflammable means flammable!? What a country!

[–]usafa2014 1 point2 points ago

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[–]digitalulz 2 points3 points ago

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HI DOCTOR NICK!

[–]ShallowBasketcase 104 points105 points ago

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redditor for 5 days

I'll allow it.

[–]shorty6049 16 points17 points ago

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gotta start somewhere , right?

[–]DrCliffHuxtable 6 points7 points ago

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I concur.

[–]0goober0 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a doctor, but I've made a fantastic discovery after years of surfing the internet:

Do not EVER, for any reason, light yourself on fire. (this includes not letting other people light you on fire)

[–]Import 94 points95 points ago

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I don't know who is dumber. The chick letting him do it or the guy actually doing it.

[–]cptjmshook 188 points189 points ago

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The chick letting him do it. Always the chick letting him do it.

[–]spaeth455[S] 173 points174 points ago

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ill just light the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels

[–]jonathanrdt 2 points3 points ago

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Next time leave some for the rest of us. You got greedy, son.

[–]spaeth455[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry :(

[–]wesinator 9 points10 points ago

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No, Steve-O is the dumbest dude on earth.

[–]cptjmshook 7 points8 points ago

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So think about how dumb that makes the girl for trusting him.

[–]gurrgg 1 point2 points ago

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That, and "dumbest dude", says nothing about the girl.

[–]mickyron 110 points111 points ago

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Is that steve-O from jackass??

[–]ShakyBonez 61 points62 points ago

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And Wee-Man in the background.

[–]sp00t 27 points28 points ago

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And Preston in the foreground!

[–]MagicRocketAssault 33 points34 points ago

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And Neil taking notes.

[–]CanusNero 105 points106 points ago

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And Ryan watching above.

[–]JANichols89 30 points31 points ago

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And Ann B. Davis as Alice.

[–]NathMan 2 points3 points ago

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and Lance being sick.

[–]imaami 2 points3 points ago

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And fire, for fuck's sake.

[–]guyguy23 44 points45 points ago

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Nope! Chuck Testa

[–]BGraceful 3 points4 points ago

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Of all the distasteful Dunn jokes that have been happening since his death, I think is one he would appreciate.

[–]noitsapen 4 points5 points ago

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Hilarious and perfectly executed. Good job. Too bad for all the butt-hurt redditors downvoting you.

[–]Domo_Silvers 0 points1 point ago

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There aren't enough upvotes in the world for this...

[–]SayceGards 33 points34 points ago

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[–]Matika7 3 points4 points ago

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whats going on there? is it the first time shatner heard of steve o? was this after he ran into iron mike's fist?

[–]snuf42 6 points7 points ago

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It's right after Steve-O ran into Tyson's fist.

[–]Claypool2112 4 points5 points ago

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It was after the second time he dove into Tyson's fist and Seth jokingly introduced Shatner to him and from what it looked like it was more like Shatner was just trying to say, what the fuck would you do that for

[–]DialSquare 16 points17 points ago

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At first I was thinking "how could anyone think that was a good idea to begin with?" Then I recognized who it actually was...

[–]Gamer_ely 2 points3 points ago

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I would have never noticed if you hadn't said anything, man, I'm off my game.

[–]xeronak 403 points404 points ago

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That's not funny, that's horrible.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

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Watch the full video - it's an incredibly stupid thing to do, but she ended up fine.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know how her hair didn't catch fire.

[–]t6158 19 points20 points ago*

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how does that not cause serious burns? her fucking skin was on fire.

Edit: that's not what the downvote button is for. Stop using it like that.

[–]chronas 129 points130 points ago

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It wasn't her skin that was on fire.

[–]ZachGates 16 points17 points ago

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People forget Steve-O's a trained stuntman who went to the Ringling Brothers circus school, which is an AMAZINGLY difficult thing to get into. He knows what he's doing, so even when they go wrong, they aren't going to wrong NEARLY as badly as someone who's untrained.

[–]Teotwawki69 9 points10 points ago

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TIL That Steve-O isn't just a no-talent jackass who does stupid things.

[–]Baroliche 5 points6 points ago

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I heard circus school is run by a bunch of clowns.

[–]harlesbarkley 0 points1 point ago

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Source on this please? I didn't know this and I'm interested in finding out more.

[–]ZachGates 7 points8 points ago

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Well, aside from his Wikipedia page, if you get his DVD "The Early Years" they go into it. That's why on Jackass he's often doing stunts on stilts, unicycles, juggling, and can run up and down stairs on his hands. He's actually a surprisingly adept clown and stuntman.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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get a $5 bill... dip it in water... now dip it in petrol.

set the bill on fire.. it will not burn so long as the water doesn't evapourate....

you can do something similiar with boiling lead and a wet hand

I recommend you try this at home

[–]t-rexcantfap 110 points111 points ago

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I recommend you try this at home

ಠ_ಠ

[–]strikezone 1 point2 points ago

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Unless you live in a fireworks factory, nothing bad's gonna happen.

[–]f-dapolice 1 point2 points ago

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Boiling lead/wet hand does NOT work if you have arm hair. Just fyi

Bare arms only

[–]AduroNox 1 point2 points ago

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Good to know. Wasn't planning on trying that ever, but still good to know.

[–]generic_0 1 point2 points ago

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Be careful with the water dripping into the lead or you will spray molten lead everywhere. This is known as getting a visit from the tinsel fairy, no joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hah... no just dip yoru face in. it'll be 100% fine

[–]vwllss 1 point2 points ago

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get a $5 bill [...] set the bill on fire

Uhm, does this trick not worth with a $1?

[–]phantomprophet 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it used to but...you know....infaltion...

[–]neanderthalman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm betting he's Canadian. Ones and twos are coins. $5 is the smallest denomination of paper* money.

*not actually paper.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you have $1 bills1?

[–]GenericDuck 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, my high school chem teacher showed us this. Never seen a man panic more after his desk caught fire, after he accidently dropped the flaming note into his alcohol pan.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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grab the C02 black fire extnguisher

[–]GenericDuck 0 points1 point ago

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It was about 8 years ago...probably a little late for that.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 5 points6 points ago

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Mythbusters actually did the lead and hand thing and they obviously didn't suffer any injury.

I'm also curious as to where someone would use a combination of terms such as

$5

petrol

evapourate

Canada perhaps?

[–]Hoobleton 20 points21 points ago

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Does anywhere spell evaporate as evapourate? Hell, i'm from England, home of the letter U, and we don't.

[–]serrakat 7 points8 points ago

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No one says petrol here

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 2 points3 points ago*

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My next guess is Australia then. It must be some country that was once English.

EDIT: To clarify, by "once English" I mean the country, not the language.

[–]SirFrancis_Bacon 4 points5 points ago

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Yup, we say petrol. But we don't say bill.

[–]souv 3 points4 points ago

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could be from any country in the world other than the USA.

hope this helps

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 4 points5 points ago

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Many countries do not use the $. That ruled out some European countries.

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe just bad grammar?

[–]cnash 0 points1 point ago

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The question is, will it work with real money, too?

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 1 point2 points ago

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As far as I know, no country currently produces currency in quantities of i

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you mum?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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DO NOT USE PETROL: You will cause serious burns and balls of fire!! This trick is meant to be used with 91% isopropyl alcohol. Dip bill/body part in water, then in alcohol, and then light with match. The alcohol burns at a low temperature (comparatively) and the water must evaporate before the item is burned. Flames must be extinguished before water fully evaporates to avoid burns.

[–]Toribor 0 points1 point ago

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The boiling lead trick uses a different property. The water on your hand evaporates so quickly it vaporizes into a tiny layer of super heated steam. The steam acts as a barrier (an insulator) between your hand and the lead. You can observe the same thing when you put tiny droplets of water on a really hot skillet. They will dance around erratically but wont burn up right away (if the pan is smooth enough and hot enough).

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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IIRC, if you use an extremely light alcohol (methanol) only the vapor lights and it evaporates so quickly off the skin that you only get residual heat. In small quantities it goes out fairly fast.

On that note, this was a dumb prank for any surface area greater than a square inch or two. We had a kid at our school try this (while wearing polyester, the fucking moron) and he ended up with huge burns all over this body. Giant, purple scars everywhere.

[–]NerdzRuleUs 4 points5 points ago

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I use diluted isopropyl alchohol for a similar trick. On your hands, or other tough skin, it won't do any damage if you put it out quickly enough, but... I would never set my nipples on fire. Never.

[–]GazUtd 3 points4 points ago

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Pics of nipples not on fire please as proof.

If you're a dude though, why not? It's not like you need them.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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If you're a dude though, why not? It's not like you need them.

Someday, you will learn that there are uses for male nipples, and you will be astounded that you didn't find out about them years earlier.

[–]munchbunny 3 points4 points ago

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Fire juggler here. With light alcohol or low temperature fuels, the dead part of your skin gives you a couple seconds of protection before you get an actual burn. The temperatures in these fires tend to be much lower than, say, stovetop temperatures, which is why you don't get the burn immediately.

One trick I do when I begin a routine is to use my fingers to transfer burning fuel from one torch to another. It's exactly what it looks like: the fuel on my hand is in fact on fire, but I'm fine because the whole trick finishes in about one second.

[–]SmokeyTheRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Been a long time since I watched the full video but I believe she was covered in vasoline

[–]leprasmurf 0 points1 point ago

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google fire cupping, that should lead you in the right direction :-P

[–]punchuinface55 0 points1 point ago

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i kinda feel like its for whatever i want

[–]shorty6049 0 points1 point ago

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haha, I upvoted you just becuase I thought your edit was kind of funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted. :)

[–]terrible_damage 0 points1 point ago

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From the video it looks like they used isopropol alcohol. I would guess 70%. I light girls on fire on a regular basis (I am trained to do it and have never had an incident like that because im not a complete idiot). when you use alcohol like that it burns and the heat warms the body. Traditionally you do not let the alcohol sit on the skin long enough to burn. From the video they used way to much alcohol and she started to run away. Although this could have gone much worse I would not expect her to receive any more than superficial burns to her chest.

[–]poeq 1 point2 points ago

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physically fine, psychologically...possibly not.

[–]hatesairheads 3 points4 points ago

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There is an r/horrible?

[–]Zoccihedron 4 points5 points ago

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I had assumed that this was posted to r/wtf

[–]sweetmojaveraiin 12 points13 points ago

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They crossed the line between being jackasses and being disgraceful pieces of shit really fast.

[–]LaBambas 8 points9 points ago

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Was she kidnapped or something?

[–]DumplingSawce 17 points18 points ago

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Perfect boobs... ruined... I died a little.

[–]kissalreadydamnit 71 points72 points ago

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Hmm. Fake boobs - flame resistant.

[–]TheDrBrian 35 points36 points ago

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Those boobs were ruined before the fire.

[–]Newshoe 171 points172 points ago

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And that's why you always keep a shovel in the trunk.

[–]mattlantis 120 points121 points ago

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Let's leave her in the hallway and make an anonymous tip, she would have wanted it that way.

[–]MC83 31 points32 points ago

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pretty woman, walking down the street

[–]phlamez92 10 points11 points ago

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pretty woman, gonna ride my meat

[–]Bovice1 3 points4 points ago

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Oh Frank Reynolds

[–]Gamer_ely 9 points10 points ago

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nice, first iasip new season reference I've seen, love it

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 21 points22 points ago

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And that's why you always leave a note.

[–]jeffumm 3 points4 points ago

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...and, kids, THAT is how I met your mother!

[–]FlannelFox 59 points60 points ago

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This is also exactly what happens when Christopher Walken ejaculates on a girl's chest.

[–]Blacula 2 points3 points ago

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link plz

[–]m1ss1l3 13 points14 points ago

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There are easier ways to get a tan people.

[–]ozzman54 63 points64 points ago

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[–]GregLoire 59 points60 points ago

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Most annoying video ad ever. STAY DOWN, FUCKER!

[–]Soup_bones 10 points11 points ago

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I know, Brick killed a guy.

[–]dsarola 0 points1 point ago

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You should probly lay low for awhile...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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one of many MANY stupid women hanging around with steve o but not konwing why

[–]Jurk 15 points16 points ago

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I've seen this gif many times and never thought about how serious her injury was, if any. Anyone know?

[–]TheNr24 22 points23 points ago

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If lit my hand covered in lighter fluid once, it doesn't hurt the first 2 seconds but then it immediately becomes unbearable.

[–]Hello-Ginge 1 point2 points ago

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I did that once by accident - set both of my hands on fire refilling my zippo. It was fine for a while then the rest of the night it just stung a bit.

[–]fco83 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. Had part of a flaming shot end up on my hand once, it stung for a bit but nothing serious. Minor burn, sunburn-level.

[–]Lunch_B0x 21 points22 points ago

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According to this video, she looks relatively unharmed. Probably a few first degree burns, Darwin is rolling over in his grave.

[–]AlexHimself 5 points6 points ago

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She was fine.

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]wamuir1212 43 points44 points ago

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Hot tits!

[–]mmhquite 13 points14 points ago

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past tense please!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Hot tots?

[–]midnightreign 8 points9 points ago

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Hot tats.

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[deleted]

[–]RavarSC 9 points10 points ago

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NSFL

[–]ForgettableUsername 7 points8 points ago

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NSFB

[–]mmhquite 1 point2 points ago

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B B-ing?

[–]saulr 2 points3 points ago

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Boob

[–]they_call_me_dewey 6 points7 points ago

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Boobs

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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Breakfast.

[–]SocImag 2 points3 points ago

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Battlestar Galactica

[–]wras 22 points23 points ago

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That's just plain stupid.. feel sorry for the girl though.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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She's as much to blame for this than anyone else.

[–]wras 1 point2 points ago

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You assume that I thought that she was forced to do this ? Well I didn't, but it is still allowed to feel sorry for her, right ?

[–]TheNr24 7 points8 points ago

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[–]arghnard 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think I wanna read reddit comments anymore...

[–]mumpface 18 points19 points ago

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This is fucking horrible

[–]midnightfartangel 3 points4 points ago

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Is that Steve-O?

[–]winitforsparta 4 points5 points ago

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Yes.

[–]RPBiohazard 4 points5 points ago

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What the FUCK were they trying to do?

[–]hkdharmon 2 points3 points ago

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Why the fuck would you even try that?

[–]spongepatrick 3 points4 points ago

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I've seen a lot of stupid things in my life, and this is right up there.

[–]whatwhywhy 7 points8 points ago

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STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS

[–]Zhulu 2 points3 points ago

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I find this too easy to masturbate to.

[–]eatmoresteak 2 points3 points ago

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Still managed to fap.

[–]yeahitsawesome 33 points34 points ago

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Why is this in r/funny?

[–]spaeth455[S] 146 points147 points ago

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sorry, couldn't find a r/bitchesgettinglitonfire

[–]IronWoosh 19 points20 points ago

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BURRRNN!!

[–]Kazang 6 points7 points ago

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r/WTF

For future reference.

[–]Champalamp 0 points1 point ago

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give it a few hours...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I remember seeing this in one of Steve-Os specials. She didn't get hurt. I think a slight irritation but she was fine.

[–]Gadsden 1 point2 points ago

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What's amazing is how well stupid attracts money.

[–]Bored_At_Night 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say that the girl proves that the reverse is also true.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

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no one thought "oh maybe we should get a fire extinguisher?"

[–]GuardXIII 1 point2 points ago

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What was trying to be accomplished here? Is this some sort of part thing I don't understand?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He should be wearing the scumbag hat

[–]tomtom105 1 point2 points ago

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What the actual fuck?

[–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

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All of the guys from Jackass are fucking retarded.

Even though I've never met any of them, I would bet money they are mostly assholes.

I'm sure Bam Margera is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking idiots.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How the fuck is this funny? oh my god it's a fucking person on fire oh my god

[–]myasianwife 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think those guys know what to do with boobs — you don't set them on fire.

[–]ErezYehuda 1 point2 points ago

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She's lucky that silicone has such a high melting temp.

[–]the_hamsterman 5 points6 points ago

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dayyyum, that girl is hot.

[–]ChrisHearth 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man. That's just plain out dumb.

[–]PonPeriPon 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. See, they should have brought a nerd to supervise, since apparently none of them has the least understanding of chemistry.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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attention whores, why do they agree to such desperate acts? It's sad really, that's all.

[–]Bored_At_Night 5 points6 points ago

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Because a dumb girl who never had to develop a personality needs to make a living too. She does this by finding a guy with lots of money (like a jackass member) and doing whatever he says in the hopes that she might sleep with him, and gain some of his money.

[–]ZachGates 2 points3 points ago

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When this was filmed, Steve-O was a relative unknown. This is from his first DVD which was made concurrently with the first season of Jackass. Steve-O, at this point, was known just as a guy who'd been in a couple magazines.

[–]casual_shoggoth 1 point2 points ago

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So, was that all alcohol burning off, or was that just straight ignited flesh? That looked incredibly painful to me, but I'm no kind of fire expert.

[–]thesprunk 5 points6 points ago

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If you checked the video posted it's just alcohol. She gets up and looks/acts perfectly fine afterwards.

[–]Confucius_says 5 points6 points ago

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i'm sure her skinned was burned from the heat, but it wasn't actually on fire.

[–]Bored_At_Night 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say oil on her body, based on the fact that she is shiny, and alcohol being spit, because nobody would want to put oil in their mouth. It definitely wasn't flesh. Flesh doesn't flash-ignite like that.

[–]avanish11 0 points1 point ago

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WTF...

[–]Number127 0 points1 point ago

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What is the best case scenario when you let someone set your boobs on fire?

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

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Of course there is booze involved.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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for something that stupid to happen... a lot of things have to be out of hand for a while.

[–]Tibyon 0 points1 point ago

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Protip from an experienced firebug.

When dealing with flammable vapors such as alcohol, petroleum based products, etc. DO NOT BLOW TO PUT THEM OUT.

This merely releases more flammable vapor.

Also, the girl was probably fine. Minor burns, but since it was actually the vapor that was burning and not the skin or the liquid, it's more like a burn from holding your hand near a flame for too long.

[–]wild-tangent 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja-repellent? Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Flame-broiled breast?

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

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they expected what?

[–]CrunxMan 0 points1 point ago

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But it seemed like such a good idea!

[–]k3np4tch1 0 points1 point ago

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AAAHHHH

[–]davidhoey 0 points1 point ago

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of all things that can be set on fire, this was the least hilarious of all :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nice DESIGN.

[–]Gapmeister 0 points1 point ago

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Why the fuck would you do that to a topless woman? I can think of so many better things to do to a topless woman.

[–]keesc 0 points1 point ago

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They probably covered her in something like brandy; the vapors burn hot but flaming brandy itself is just warm, so there are tricks and games/sex games where you do stuff like this. But unlike a match, when you blow on it it doesn't snuff out, you feed the flame and it can become dangerous.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I envied Mike Tyson's fist.

[–]icarusfalls 0 points1 point ago

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Gilligan killed the skipper... I mean stripper.

[–]flotiste 0 points1 point ago

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For the "why" people, this is usually done in a fetish context. Then again, it's usually done by non-retarded people who know how to do it properly. Usually using a small swab with alcohol on it, you swab a small portion of the skin, light it, and wipe it away immediately. This idiot looks like he covered her entire body in lighter fluid and then lit it.

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck did they THINK was gonna happen?

[–]chojiku 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she's smooth

[–]LawfulFelafel 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you could say.... Puts on Sunglasses Smoking hot!

[–]honiepoe 0 points1 point ago

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That is so hot.

[–]DJ_Buzz 0 points1 point ago

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I can't imagine the state of mind any of these people would have to be in in order to think this is a good idea.

[–]yrogerg123 0 points1 point ago

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Who the FUCK thought that was a good idea? Find them and castrate them, because their bloodline ends here.

[–]calebtheman1 0 points1 point ago

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White. People.

[–]zogzogzogZOG 0 points1 point ago

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that's horrible.

I actually hate you reddit.

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

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So anyone have a follow up story? was she scarred for life?

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

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I just had to ask myself what the fuck is wrong with me. I just laughed and a woman being set on fire.

[–]windchime159 0 points1 point ago

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that's what happens, Whore.

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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how is this funny

[–]IAMAfecaleater 0 points1 point ago

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"That's hot" - P. Hilton