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[–]meatspun 2 points3 points ago

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Get it? The randomness and inappropriateness makes it funny.

[–]ge6ko911 6 points7 points ago

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Just thought the same thing.

[–]1leggeddog 3 points4 points ago

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as did i..

[–]A_Soft_Narwhal 2 points3 points ago

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/facepalm

[–]Rounddance 4 points5 points ago

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Actually faced palmed

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

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Gets. Me. Every. Time. Someone must be dicing eggplants.

[–]madrespect 1 point2 points ago

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agreed. there is a place for things like this. it's called /r/wtf

so... gtfo.

[–]ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa 12 points13 points ago

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as a female, this disturbs me.

[–]cocorebop 6 points7 points ago

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as a female...

-ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa

who are you trying to convince? me? or yourself

[–]Garanik 1 point2 points ago

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What, lesbians can't comment on un-gay threads?

[–]ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa 0 points1 point ago

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why do you assume I'm a lesbian?

[–]Garanik 2 points3 points ago

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Well, if you're a girl sucker, you're probably attracted to women. In other words, I was making a bad joke.

[–]ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa 1 point2 points ago

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ah, well sir I give you an upvote for your attempt.

[–]Garanik 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't people get subtle, obtuse jokes? It just doesn't make sense!

[–]ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa 0 points1 point ago

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because. that's why.

[–]Garanik 0 points1 point ago

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I'm honestly not sure if you're joking in response to my joke, or answering seriously to my failed attempt at sarcasm.

[–]ImmaGirlSuckkkaaa 0 points1 point ago

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it.... was a joke.

[–]SucculentStanley 17 points18 points ago

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If I didn't have nipples, I would definitely make fun of people who do.

Nipples are weird.

[–]Dafuzz 4 points5 points ago

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Boobies without nipples would make me sad. They're fun to play with.

googlez

[–]whiskey100 2 points3 points ago

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and painful when running in a t-shirt.

[–]mavstar 1 point2 points ago

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Cotton kills, bro.

[–]sdarvans 4 points5 points ago

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WTF...... This is not at all touching... Well emotionally anyway. Heh.

[–]AMISHassassin 4 points5 points ago

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Well I thought it was fucking hilarious

[–]ge6ko911 5 points6 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What in the fucking fuck.

[–]tmifsud530 3 points4 points ago

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WTF??? WHY DOES THIS HAVE UPVOTES??

[–]Dino502Run 2 points3 points ago

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what the fuck?

[–]crookycrisp 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RandomGirl93 1 point2 points ago

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That's kinda sad

[–]petsos -3 points-2 points ago

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There are 93 girls in reddit?

[–]fuckhitler 0 points1 point ago

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^ Needs more upvotes.

[–]RandomGirl93 0 points1 point ago

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apparently

[–]Bixby66 0 points1 point ago

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Probably just 93 randomized ones.

[–]1leggeddog 1 point2 points ago

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This is udder-ly shocking.

[–]lamqta 1 point2 points ago

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That was beautiful

sniffle

[–]lathermeupgood 1 point2 points ago

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Im conflicted.

[–]maximumdrone 0 points1 point ago

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I...what.. daddy?

[–]threejd 0 points1 point ago

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what the I don't even

[–]TastyBallzack 0 points1 point ago

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deep thoughts by jack handy?

[–]Spaghetee 0 points1 point ago

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What happened when I'd sleep over at my friends' houses? ._.

[–]Zhulu 0 points1 point ago

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Dad, I am disappoint.

[–]vivinp 0 points1 point ago

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What the actual fuck did I just read?

[–]medicrow 0 points1 point ago

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hurrah daddy

[–]mavstar 0 points1 point ago

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I'm crying.

[–]good_guy_upvoter 0 points1 point ago

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wuuuuuuut???

[–]dinalol 0 points1 point ago

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i love you dad

[–]Madas 0 points1 point ago

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o.O

[–]langerz32 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck is this? am i missing something?

[–]Enoga 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this shit! First thing i ever downvote on reddit, that made me sick!

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[–]pooping_dragon -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it just me oder does anyone else wonders how high the cuil-rating of this post is?

[–]Q-Pod 0 points1 point ago

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Only a one or two.

[–]DjDelarge -1 points0 points ago

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WTAF