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[–]Arabonis 105 points106 points ago

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Maru is King of Cats.

[–]bornfromblue 9 points10 points ago

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Maru is King and High Templar of cats.

[–]angrypimps 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone tell me what breed this cat is? Mine looks just like that but more athletic. I have been wondering for a while now.

[–]outburn91 5 points6 points ago

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Scottish Fold

[–]angrypimps 0 points1 point ago

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Mine isn't as chubby. She just has that color. Is she still a Scottish Fold?

[–]outburn91 0 points1 point ago

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What about her ears? It really has to do with that and the body build. It doesn't need to be chubby, just stout looking.

[–]Snarkdere 1 point2 points ago

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I think he's a scottish fold.

[–]ChaSuiBao 1 point2 points ago

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Maru is the God damn king of cats.

[–]Vinyl_Vixen 123 points124 points ago

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MARU!?

[–]mtheory007 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah. You can always tell Maru by the little black spot on his nose.

[–]recneps100 4 points5 points ago

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Never noticed that.

[–]mtheory007 9 points10 points ago

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Yep. I think its the cherry on the top of his cuteness cake.

[–]SoupOrTrooper 0 points1 point ago

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very much agreed- upboat for you!

[–]sirmichaelhunt 6 points7 points ago

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MARU!!

[–]rbcb 19 points20 points ago

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Nope, that's his arch nemesis, Sergeant One-eye

[–]3danimator 2 points3 points ago

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[–]maltemx 17 points18 points ago

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[–]ratamac 38 points39 points ago

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that's not fantastic, it's just a plane cat.

[–]WilsonsWarbler 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not sure if he knows what he's doing or if he's just going to wing it.

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[–]what-tomorrow-knows 3 points4 points ago

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These are turbulent times indeed for the pun thread.

[–]thejesseb 3 points4 points ago

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Almost seems as if it has been grounded.

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

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I'm on board with it. Cardboard.

[–]Nirnroot 1 point2 points ago

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Time to start thinking outside the box.

[–]zxcv73 -5 points-4 points ago

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Yea, his facial expression makes me think he's soar over this.

[–]nogswarth 4 points5 points ago

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Maru doesn't want to live on this planet any more.

[–]Randomised 8 points9 points ago

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Top comment on youtube: "Maru Gear Solid". I lol'd.

[–]PESSIMISTIC_REDDITOR 19 points20 points ago

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He probably won't actually be able to fly.

[–]pjhollow 5 points6 points ago

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That wasn't flying! That was...falling with style!

[–]OPTOMISTIC_REDDITOR 2 points3 points ago

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So you're telling me there's a chance?

[–]war0 2 points3 points ago

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That's the jokes punch line, the cat gets dead.

[–]PESSIMISTIC_REDDITOR 11 points12 points ago

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We're all going to die. sigh.

[–]SpotsUsernames 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you're doing. STOP IT.

[–]RonPaulsSpeculum 9 points10 points ago

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Gotta love how maru gets himself ikn ridiculous situations and then proceeds to not give a fuck

[–]cesarjulius 2 points3 points ago

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Looks ready for

TAKE.

OFF.

[–]gynoceros 2 points3 points ago

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Noble. As. Fuck.

[–]Forthewolfx 6 points7 points ago

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You have got to be kitten me.

[–]batgirl289 3 points4 points ago

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OMG OMG OMG it's Forthewolfx!

[–]HeatKiller 2 points3 points ago

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JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST! ITS FORTHEWOLFX!

[–]pakidan23 6 points7 points ago

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Nyan Cat Beta edition

[–]casual_shoggoth 1 point2 points ago

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This creature and Lobster Dog need to get together for some space adventures.

[–]SirCadburyWadsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Someone photoshop a monocle and a top hat on him and I will love you forever.

[–]sleeplessone 0 points1 point ago

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Would you settle for a pink afro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcxL1-OH2hI

[–]Collaterlie_Sisters 1 point2 points ago

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I will ALWAYS have an upvote to spare for Maru.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny 'cause this is my page 2 right now: http://i.imgur.com/ADBjz.jpg

[–]ChaSuiBao 1 point2 points ago

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Maru should be the Reddit mascot.

[–]ElDiablo909 1 point2 points ago

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he's also got an upvote on his face.

[–]ctsots 2 points3 points ago

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Just gotta open the window and give him a toss!

[–]silasbrock -4 points-3 points ago

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Cat sperm smells bad?

[–]hungoverontues 1 point2 points ago

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What is this a joke? there's no engine

[–]lubydo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Flat__Line 5 points6 points ago

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That cat looks like it's getting ready to slash your fucking face in.

[–]Chachoregard 4 points5 points ago

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Maru has had enough.

[–]natstrap 8 points9 points ago

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Maru is the one who got himself in that box, I'm sure.

[–]t-rexcantfap 2 points3 points ago

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By god... someone notify dogfort

[–]liveryowl 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me this cats name is Major Tom.

[–]Andrew1990M 10 points11 points ago

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I'm afraid it's Maru.

[–]gwillyn 5 points6 points ago

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That's Japanese for Major Tom.

[–]rollolollo -2 points-1 points ago

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i dont know who Maru is, so, it's Major Tom

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 0 points1 point ago

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Go look up Maru then.

[–]rollolollo -1 points0 points ago

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yes i did, but i still got downovotes, gotta love reddiotrs.

[–]Dylan305 1 point2 points ago

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rocketcat is not a palindrome

[–]benisnotapalindrome 2 points3 points ago

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Nor am I.

[–]serjo_tomwar 1 point2 points ago

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All hail CatFort.

[–]asshatnowhere 2 points3 points ago

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cat: "just take the fucking picture already and get me out of this thing!"

[–]mudgonzo 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Tie a garden chair to catplane.
  2. Put out an ad for private flights to the destination of your choosing.
  3. ?????
  4. Profit.

[–]Kiwizqt 0 points1 point ago

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to infinity and beyooooond !

[–]wrinkled_penis 0 points1 point ago

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That is one determined kitty.

[–]Synux 0 points1 point ago

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Earth below us, drifting, falling. Floating weightless...

[–]polysyllabist 0 points1 point ago

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Turtle Cat !!

[–]justinrbxd 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the boy from UP lol. No idea why.

[–]Rewbrains 0 points1 point ago

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This is ground control to major Tom...

[–]guns_of_navarone 1 point2 points ago

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Major Tom(cat)?

[–]Monst3rr 0 points1 point ago

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more like ready to take it off!

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 0 points1 point ago

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make him a helmet out of burger buns and you'll have not two but THREE synonyms for vagina

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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To catfinity and beyond!

[–]Bythmark 0 points1 point ago

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The cat is ready for someone to take the box off.

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

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Need to put some aluminum foil on that box.

[–]Druubie 0 points1 point ago

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I tell you erryting

[–]Vandyyy 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]MrUppercut 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly this cat needs an eye-patch. Equip him!

[–]royalewihcheese 0 points1 point ago

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It's just his job five days a week.

[–]schoolairplane 0 points1 point ago

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MaruSoft Flight Simulator

[–]Torupfromthethorup 0 points1 point ago

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Ground control to major cat.

[–]BaileyCat1986 0 points1 point ago

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Godspeed Flight Cat

Save us from our enemies by clawing them from the skies!

[–]IAMA_SWEET 0 points1 point ago

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"ground control to major tom"

[–]ESPORTS_HotBid 0 points1 point ago

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if there was a cat who i could swear was trained to create internet video moments, it'd be this cat

[–]tockcease 0 points1 point ago

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I think your cat is having a stroke

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]larxiz 0 points1 point ago

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Lift-off in 10.. 9...

[–]kuraishin 0 points1 point ago

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what do you mean, take off

[–]YamtroLin 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... Cats are fucking delicious

[–]w0rdk3v 0 points1 point ago

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He's definitely ready.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell he's a pro-pilot when he looks like he's been drinking but still stands up straight!

[–]joe6pak 0 points1 point ago

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That Maru, he can think outside the box, inside the box, with his head popping out of the box.. doesn't matter.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Before I opened this i was thinking "please be a cat picture, please be a cat picture!"

OP delivers.

Ah :)

[–]salohcin894 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That cat looks so noble! Like some sort of cardboard-wearing superhero.

[–]frater_mavros 0 points1 point ago

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Harper Collins cat. :)

[–]HoC420 0 points1 point ago

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Me at a [9]

[–]PrincessKeona 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Maru. Best cat ever!!!

[–]butt_scratcher88 0 points1 point ago

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Ready to kill that ugly cat

[–]Youmati 0 points1 point ago

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MARU.

Look at him, he's hilarious!

[–]Tyrant718 0 points1 point ago

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Got that look saying. "I'm going to kill that owner of mine."

[–]GyratingJesus 0 points1 point ago

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;|

[–]armannd 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the official spacecraft of the African Space Research Program.

[–]anal_rapist_ 0 points1 point ago

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Cazza!

[–]Kasdfkl 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love this cat.

[–]Vert1go 0 points1 point ago

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Dogfort is not going to like this at all...

[–]kcman011 0 points1 point ago

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You should take that box off teh kitteh and flip it over. Poor guy looks like he needs to relieve himself.

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

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that cat is definitely making drunkface

[–]silent_soliloquy 0 points1 point ago

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"My body is ready."

[–]hellord1203 0 points1 point ago

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My people need me!

[–]alanakali 0 points1 point ago

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Best Internet Cat Ever!

[–]zartme 0 points1 point ago

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Fly the feline sky's.

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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Today on Metro News 1, a man is being heavily fined for animal cruelty. He reportedly shoved his cat into a Buzz Light Year costume made from a box, and threw it off the roof while shouting "Buzz Light Year to the rescue!" I am confident in saying, "WTF?!"

[–]aml5153 0 points1 point ago

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Listen to this while you stare at the picture, I guarantee laughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKE3FSPJu-4

[–]DucksEchoes 0 points1 point ago

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I know what's missing... a catapult.

[–]thedemonlover 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how much his owner makes off him.

[–]nissanator 0 points1 point ago

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Can maru come visit me please I will take good care of him and let him jump in and out of all of my boxes! PRETTY PLEASE?!?!?

[–]n0ble 0 points1 point ago

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"I am SO peeing in your shoes later."

[–]NerdEchoes 0 points1 point ago

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your cat is not amused.

[–]ENTP -1 points0 points ago

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COME AT ME BRO

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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why do people subject their animals to stupidity such as this

[–]mtheory007 2 points3 points ago

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Its Maru he gets himself into these kind of things... and he loves it.

[–]nasi_lemak -1 points0 points ago

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nippon banzai!

[–]n0t_5hure -1 points0 points ago

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"you're really doing this to me?"

[–]nunpincer 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, That's Maru, he does this shit to himself.

Also he is the best cat on the internet. There! I said it.

[–]3danimator 1 point2 points ago

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As if we weren't all already thinking that.

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[–]mtheory007 1 point2 points ago

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He's very amused actually.

[–]rebelpride -1 points0 points ago

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*considering Obama lets him. Dang NASA deadline.

[–]MICossack -1 points0 points ago

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Dressing your pets in stupid shit isn't funny.

[–]Pravusmentis -5 points-4 points ago

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I know we all life a clever cat/dog/pet/family/SO picture post, but maybe we can find some more interested content, no?

[–]3danimator 8 points9 points ago

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You english speak good!

[–]cilwiy -3 points-2 points ago

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I'd hate to take that off. Hope he/she is declawed.

[–]raylime -3 points-2 points ago

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pretty sure it's just ready for you to take off that box you stuck its head through :(