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[–]dabian 60 points61 points ago

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The original commercial is better.

[–]FreeParkking 21 points22 points ago

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The thought of Vader pulling his lightsaber out in the Haunted House is one of my favorite things ever.

[–]wontstoptalking 1 point2 points ago

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Vader with the mickey mouse balloon at 0:54 is just as hilarious.

[–]JLContessa 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed out loud at that one. So defensive!

[–]MrBrawn 9 points10 points ago

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I lost it at the Storm Trooper with the Mickey ears.

[–]trexwithachainsaw 5 points6 points ago

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this is one of the best commercials I've ever seen

[–]wontstoptalking 2 points3 points ago

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I have to agree. All I can do is watch it over and over.

And it seems more canonical than other Star Wars stuff nowadays, too.

[–]xaronax 1 point2 points ago

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Lucas is going to add "Nooooooooo" to the part where he's riding Dumbo.

[–]Burke_Of_Yorkshire 5 points6 points ago

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I find your lack of lines disturbing

[–]remember_cassettes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HardclawPrawn 37 points38 points ago

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It reminded me of this joke*.

A gay couple go to the fairground and one of them decides to go on the merry-go-round. After going round and around a few times, his horse breaks and he comes spinning off, crashes into a wall and lands in a heap of tangled wood and metal.

His boyfriend runs over to him, "Oh Quinten, Quinten are you hurt?"

"Hurt? Hurt??" he replies. "Of course I'm hurt. I went around five times and you didn't wave to me once."

*I don't know why they need to be gay in this joke.

[–]BarfPendegrass 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not defending it, but I think some people might find it funnier that way because gay men are stereotypically sensitive.

[–]dataMinery 0 points1 point ago

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That's from party down.

[–]TheDrowningMan 16 points17 points ago

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NOOOoooOoOOoo

[–]oldjoe 6 points7 points ago

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My icecream!

[–]Very_Blunt 5 points6 points ago

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I remember when they were filming this before the opening of "Star Tours". It was awesome watching them film it. And the storm troopers are very nice. The other day I bumped into them and spilled coffee all over them and instead of raging they laughed it off and helped me up. (though to be honest, I'm not sure if they were the same guys in the video..)

[–]AdamBombTV 7 points8 points ago

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Are you saying that all Storm Troopers look alike to you?

Racis- ...No, wait. Carry on.

[–]Very_Blunt 6 points7 points ago

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Its not my fault they all look alike!......

I probably should be quiet right now...

[–]Br3nd4n 1 point2 points ago

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Go ahead, blame it on the Kaminoans. It is their fault, after all.

[–]Very_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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Nah...the last thing I need is some Storm Trooper rights group harassing me at work for the comments I've made today. I'll just be quiet from now on.

[–]Rasalom 0 points1 point ago

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Of course they didn't rage. They'd lose their jobs if they did that.

[–]Very_Blunt 0 points1 point ago

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Nah I doubt it. I'm just a lowly Disney employee and they were there promoting an important event.

[–]puapsyche 0 points1 point ago

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*cast member

[–]Very_Blunt 0 points1 point ago

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I've been forgetting to call myself that lately...

[–]Trodmac 4 points5 points ago

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Vader: "The force is strong in this one."

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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''The G-force is strong with this one''

FTFY

[–]palehorse864 4 points5 points ago

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We've already heard him say "NOOooooo" in the vader voice. Can George Lucas have him say "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[–]TheMadMule 1 point2 points ago

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You have to wait until the next Star Wars revision.

[–]Lonelan 3 points4 points ago

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That's it! The rebels are there. And if not, we get to go on space mountain!

[–]KenMixtape 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny, because Star Wars.

[–]jerisad 0 points1 point ago

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My upvote is mostly because you indicated it was a .gif in the title. A practice nearly abandoned, I appreciate it when I see it. Thank you.

[–]ESJ 0 points1 point ago

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Warning to anyone planning to go on the new Star Tours at Disneyland: the Vader who sometimes appears in the ride will annoy you. Although it's clear a lot of effort went into this commercial, the ride Vader is just kind of a dick. And they didn't get his voice right at all.

[–]Scadilla 0 points1 point ago

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Watching that got me sicker than being on the actual ride.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This brought an unexpected LOL session. Thank you!!

[–]Geordie_Vader 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh I remember this 'un!

It were the day before t' deathstar was commissioned! I asked for 'em to put this ride in t' hangar, but some clown called "Hans Solo" or summit had his ship in t' way!

Set me right off that did! T' deathstar could've used some colour ah tell thee.

[–]JediApprentice -4 points-3 points ago

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Finally a post in which my username is relevant. ಠ_ಠ I feel ashamed.