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This happens to one in 5 people on the internet (imgur.com)

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[–]TheDentite 19 points20 points ago

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Wow, I'm amazed you guys were able to come up with bear puns. It's such a difficult challenge.

[–]HalfPointFive 2 points3 points ago

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At least they're not holocaust puns again. How many times do redditors need to read "Anne Frankly, [...]" and "I'm Goering to [...]" before it gets old? I think some Redditors have that shit on speed dial. Some famous political person did an AMA and mentioned Robert Reich and it started a particularly trite one. That was a WTF moment for me. I'm hoping this post doesn't start a Holocaust pun thread right now.

[–]LienLion 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, i hate those holocaust pun threads, what with the "Wow i did NAZI that cooming, lolo se wut i did thar?". They are also a bit out of mein kampfort zone.

[–]hitlersshit 5 points6 points ago

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I agree with your sarcasm. Frankly I find the puns unbearable.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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They are quite grizzly.

[–]ForeverTangent 44 points45 points ago

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The kid is only in trouble if she goes to the maul.

[–]solarnexus 9 points10 points ago

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I could bearly believe that they could even type. Its a grizzly situation when up to 20% of people fall for such a thing. I canine only imagine what their parents must be thinking when they come home from the maul, all black and baloo, after being attacked by an internet predator.

[–]kabrandon 13 points14 points ago

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Bears.

[–]darrylwan 5 points6 points ago

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Beets

[–]stones117 8 points9 points ago

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battlestar galactica

[–]blinkenlight 0 points1 point ago

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Bees?!

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun 0 points1 point ago

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FALSE!!! Beets.

[–]Aiderak 7 points8 points ago

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You compiled what would have been a pun thread, into one comment. You crafty bastard.

[–]solarnexus 4 points5 points ago

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its the only way....

[–]Sandmanifest 0 points1 point ago

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Heh heh. Baloo.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

[–]gogog0 11 points12 points ago

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Anything bear related always reminds me of this.

[–]Meotar 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you kind sir, I was looking for this shit my entire life.

[–]maxreverb 0 points1 point ago

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The thing that was too long to read?

[–]gogog0 2 points3 points ago

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Its worth it trust me. Its not like those super long rage comics, its actually funny.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

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I want to see this without the watermarks as a serious poster somewhere in public.

[–]inb4shitstorm 1 point2 points ago

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The original, superior version

[–]churfzilla 1 point2 points ago

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Goons get upvotes. That is all.

[–]sje46 0 points1 point ago

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This seems like a very subtle pedobear joke.

Remember, fellow bears, 4/5 people on the Internet are 12 year old girls.

[–]pablofunk 0 points1 point ago

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that bear has a serious issue with tartar and plaque buildup.

[–]lightscribe 0 points1 point ago

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Gives pedobear a whole new meaning.

[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point ago

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I think the "rabid" part was gratuitous.

[–]DamageInq 0 points1 point ago

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This is a sensitive subject, but I'm glad it's being addressed.

[–]clelando 0 points1 point ago

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Godless killing machines...

[–]msterB 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the band they both liked was Grizzly Bear... sorry, had to.

[–]Bravo9000 0 points1 point ago

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That is bullshit statistics. Reposts like this are far more common.

[–]Zagrobelny 0 points1 point ago

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There's a much funnier one with Cthulhu.

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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reading....reading....what the fuck does this have to do with a bea- oh.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

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The more you know...

[–]Mannabell 0 points1 point ago

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I NEED MORE COCAINE!

[–]T-Med -4 points-3 points ago

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That's a grizzly situation there. Bearly saw it coming.

[–]aceoftrachs -1 points0 points ago

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This PSA certainly made me paws.

[–]Xandier 0 points1 point ago

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I bearly understood what was going on at first.

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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually the bear's teeth were filed down.

[–]killa_tofu -1 points0 points ago

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Thats a bear.

[–]ChokingVictim -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm so glad this is getting downvoted.

[–]duckandcover 0 points1 point ago

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The internet version of "land shark". Boy, did I just date myself and fuck am I old.

[–]luckystrike6488 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to my friend Nick. R.I.P. buddy.

[–]wrankin1101 0 points1 point ago

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Old as poop that's gone all stale and white

[–]mckzr -5 points-4 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING PUNS THIS IS WHY I LOVE REDDIT OMIGAWD ROFLFORLF

[–]abnormalsyndrome -2 points-1 points ago

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Sounds like a salmon conspiracy.

[–]BoogsterSU2 -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE! That's Chuck Testa!

[–]heyitslep -1 points0 points ago

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Watermarks!

[–]gmkeros -1 points0 points ago

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fucking bears.

[–]pukeorama -1 points0 points ago

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Wonder how many bears are on omegle.com

[–]tomparker -1 points0 points ago

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It's a matter of awareness, better training, and more practice..

[–]shwatyousay -1 points0 points ago

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These need to be mass e-mailed in the annoying "forward to everyone you know" fashion..

[–]SeriouslyTrustMe -1 points0 points ago

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Well it was about that time I notice that 12 year old was about 8 feet tall and a bear from the Paleozoic era!

[–]shayben -1 points0 points ago

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Oh no!

I am a person out of five!!!

[–]flyprdu -1 points0 points ago

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"Oh bother."

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ -1 points0 points ago

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I'm on mobile so I didn't see the bear until I scrolled down. Definitely made it funnier.

[–]Tnil -1 points0 points ago

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How do we know this wasn't made by a bear?!?!

[–]AskingVikas -2 points-1 points ago

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TIL grizzly bears could type.

[–]snarkierthanyou -2 points-1 points ago

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Colbert? Is that you?

[–]Zzzzach -2 points-1 points ago

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I guess that makes the bear an internet PREDATOR. I tried.

[–]UncertainCat -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvotes for all the bear puns!

[–]45yshrt -2 points-1 points ago

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The somethingawful ruined it for me.

[–]ehmacd -2 points-1 points ago

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On the internet, nobody knows you're a bear.

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