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[–]DickBigsby 79 points80 points ago

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I like to imagine that the explosion launched the cactus through the air, until he caught it - saving the man behind him from certain death.

[–]BenardsRegards 75 points76 points ago

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I like to imagine that he used the cactus to cause a car to explode

[–]Javindo 42 points43 points ago

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If the GTA games taught me anything it is that hitting a car with a golf club for long enough will eventually cause it to explode

[–]HardHandle 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to imagine this cactus dialogue and scene will be used in many video games to come.

[–]SnakeGriffin 8 points9 points ago

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I like to imagine the cactus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, so it's like he's formal, but he likes to party.

[–]yourpants 6 points7 points ago

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This just made the picture ten times funnier for me. It also looks like he hopped up to catch it.

[–]Jreynold 2 points3 points ago

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And then yelled "AAAAOOOWWWWW SHIT GOD DAMN IT"

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[–]ogcm 3 points4 points ago

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Motherfucking bootleg fireworks! SHIT

[–]yourpants 0 points1 point ago

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REEKRIS

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Like a basketball player.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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HAH! That's even funnier!

[–]ezodragon5 23 points24 points ago*

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FIGHT!

Basecactus

Fuck the police

Fuck the police2?

But most importantly, Cactus zombie apocalypse

I speak for ourselves when I say: I have never, EVER, laughed this much.

[–]DZ302 4 points5 points ago

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I for one welcome out new crustacean overlords in that first FIGHT! shoop.

[–]Charleym 39 points40 points ago

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Grab your cactus, it's time to rape some Finns!

[–]Pjotor 11 points12 points ago

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STAY AWAY FROM ME.

Oh, happy cake day. You may proceed.

[–]RealAnthonyL[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Happy Reddit Birthday! :D

[–]oD3 24 points25 points ago

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This is just a regular Thursday afternoon in Johannesburg.

[–]JohnnyLotion 2 points3 points ago

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not enough burning tires necklaces ಠ_ಠ

[–]cambrian44 0 points1 point ago

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A rather morbid comment with some background on necklacing.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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....and a village to raise an idiot.

[–]Johng123 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Nwsamurai 4 points5 points ago

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That was the caption of the photo I remember, but I like this one better.

[–]wouldyoulikeapie 3 points4 points ago

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Somebody needs to make a video game were this is the intro.

[–]haiku_robot 8 points9 points ago

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Somebody needs to 
make a video game were 
this is the intro.

[–]Freshwater_Smelt 5 points6 points ago

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They were in a prickly situation.

[–]nogswarth 17 points18 points ago

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For once I'm happy about a repost. I never laughed the first time but suddenly the humour just hit me like a wet fish. Thanks!

[–]StacysMom 2 points3 points ago

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wet cactus, more like.

[–]SpeaksMind 7 points8 points ago

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It takes a lot less if you've been drinking. Now I feel like one of those stoner whores talking about how they are currently high. Fuck. When inhibitions are gone, what stops you from hitting the button? And who the fuck is Warlizard and why the fuck are we advertising his book?

[–]Kertelen 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously, WTF. I'm laughing really hard.

[–]DeSaad 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I just realized how good the graphics in Dead Island are! My friend just passed by and thought it was a DI screenshot.

[–]ArtlessBread 7 points8 points ago

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Spoiler: Your friend is blind. And imaginary.

[–]DeSaad 2 points3 points ago

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Hey just because he's a giant talking albino rabbit doesn't mean he's blind.

His sight is just a bit impaired

[–]funkenstein12 1 point2 points ago

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Cactus are filled with water, so it is possible he is trying to hit flaming car in hopes that the cactus will break open over the car and at least partially douse the fire.

[–]sirwanqutbi 2 points3 points ago

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cactuses have diesel inside them, that's what gives cactuses the spikes. because every bit of the cactus tries to escape its inner core.. which has diesel in it.

[–]NeanderJoel 0 points1 point ago

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I actually believed you then for a minute. I've never felt so embarassed by a google search before.

[–]Barney21 1 point2 points ago

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Plooks fake. Cactus is a New World plant. where was this picture taken?

[–]matt2114 2 points3 points ago

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apparently not enough...

[–]ruckuslol 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently not...

[–]Shippoyasha 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Gramma42ton 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, I can see that by the fact that you are reposting something that surfaced on the Internet at least 100 years ago

[–]TotalBiscuit 2 points3 points ago

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Especially when the image has been posted many times before yes

[–]Anrock 0 points1 point ago

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Holy heck I laughed so hard. I want to know everything that lead up to this and everything that happened after... Anybody gonna kick it off?

[–]ChipChase 6 points7 points ago

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Well, the wise men say that it all started with the Big Bang. The Big Bang is a theory that explains how the universe expanded from a single point. The Big Bang occurred 13.7 billion years ago. All the matter, energy, and light; were all compacted into an infinitely dense point. The universe then expanded tremendously.

As the seconds passes; this condensed energy was spread out, and the forces such as gravity can into existence. Around 300,000 years after the Big Band, the universe was abundant with floating particles. These particles then slowly came to each other. The most simplest elements came into existence, most found was hydrogen (with 1 proton) and helium (with 2 protons).

The different atoms were able to form and then these particles became more and more condensed. Soon matter was formed. The early stars were made up of very simple elements and so they had very short lifespans of only millions of years. But the nuclear fusion in the cores' of these early stars slowly created heavier elements; which when the star died, would become a part of a new star.

These stars were created in small groups and attracted other stars. These stars were grouped in irregular shapes. Then the different shapes merged to form the first galaxies. Then as more galaxies formed, they became grouped in galaxy clusters, and then these clusters were contained in super clusters.

Today, scientist know about a force called dark energy. Dark energy acts like an anti-gravity and does the opposite of gravity. Dark energy is currently the cause of the expansion of the universe. The universe is expanding at an accelerating rate today.

With the discovery of dark energy, many scientist now believe the the universe will continue to expand forever and all of the matter in the universe will eventually decay within a trillion years.

That's all I have time for now but stay tuned.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before and I am simply amazed at the guy holding the cactus. What part of his brain didn't tell him that there would be a great deal of pain when he grabbed that thing?

[–]spankr 0 points1 point ago

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And there sure are a lot of reposts of this on reddit!

[–]Shitforballs 0 points1 point ago

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No imgur link? :(

[–]RtlsnkSteve 0 points1 point ago

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well played...i lol'd

[–]ratm1488 0 points1 point ago

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It takes a repost for me to laugh

FTFY

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently less than it takes me to.

[–]moviedude26 0 points1 point ago

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It takes a train for me to cry.

[–]trypx 0 points1 point ago

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And the invisible surfboard championship winner is...

[–]downmodmyass 0 points1 point ago

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how many times do they have to burn the same car!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always laugh, but when I do it's at civil unrest and violence in other countries

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

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apparently it only takes two old memes mixed together

[–]chrisma08 0 points1 point ago

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Arizona just shit a brick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the why I browse Reddit. Looking at the picture, going hmm weird. Reading the text, spitting out my coffee on my laptop.

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

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The "you ever been so mad" caption works better for this photo from last century's internet

[–]buhzie2 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here...

[–]blither -1 points0 points ago

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[–]plexxonic -1 points0 points ago

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Normally I would make some comment about him being some third world mud hit monkey but, every time I see this picture, I really have to stop and think about what could possibly piss someone of to the point of thinking that grabbing a cactus and using it as a weapon is a good idea?

[–]WTFear -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh shit; I did not see that coming!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Be careful what you ask for.

[–]Forbiddian -1 points0 points ago

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Oh shit, if you posted this during a normal time you would have had all the upvotes.

[–]babydum -1 points0 points ago

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RAPE RAPE RAPE

[–]drqxx -1 points0 points ago

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I takes a lot for me to up vote a repost.

[–]ahlsn -1 points0 points ago

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I don't want to be a party pooper but I actually think it's a mattress. Which he probably plans to use to reduce the fire.

[–]Sly-D -2 points-1 points ago

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If I could buy megavotes and megaupvotes this, I would do it 10 times. I would expect a cactus icon in return though.

[–]We_Are_Not_Amused -3 points-2 points ago

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What?!? Okay, GAHHHH DAMN IT!!!!!!!

[–]kresstradamus -3 points-2 points ago

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maybe b.c there is generally water in cacti?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lol. I can visualize the dude looking around for something to put the fire out, remembers that cactus holds water then grabs one. Nah.