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C-C-C-C-C-CHOO-CHOO!! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dayjawb 268 points269 points ago

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Rest assured, best laugh of the night.

[–]PIemanfire 33 points34 points ago

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Girlfriend got pissed cause I couldn't stop laughing.

[–]darkmessiah 26 points27 points ago

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My girlfriend too! Wait...

[–]SirFappleton 29 points30 points ago

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Haha yea girlfriends...

[–]joeythehobo 13 points14 points ago

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Username wins.

[–]bonochromatic 6 points7 points ago

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I laughed for two straight minutes.

Aerobic exercise for this week accomplished!

[–]Doctor0Doctors 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed for two gay minutes.

[–]lvnshm 101 points102 points ago

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You choo choo choose me?

[–]sil3ntgh0st 67 points68 points ago

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I choo-choo choose you.

[–]JamRad 49 points50 points ago

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and there's a picture of a train.

[–]OldSkoolGamer 21 points22 points ago

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Lets bee friends.

[–]Mr_A 14 points15 points ago

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[any simpsons quote] /thread

[–]runedeadthA 6 points7 points ago

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The Train has the creepiest god-damn grin.

[–]DArich 5 points6 points ago

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Thats how you know that he means business

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[–]iosys 8 points9 points ago

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I think you're referring to this scene from The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. It appears to be a photoshop though.

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[–]explodingzebras 1 point2 points ago

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I want a wolfguin!

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[–]whambamthankyoumam 0 points1 point ago

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This is the Simpsons - Season 4 Episode 15 - I love Lisa :) Lisa gives this card to Ralph cos he doesn't get a card from anyone else.

[–]gentlebot 2 points3 points ago

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So...do you like stuff?

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 2 points3 points ago

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look in the tunk

[–]SpacedAlien 1 point2 points ago

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... and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 2 points3 points ago

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Let's bee friends.

[–]DeutschPi 36 points37 points ago

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Henry always was the crazy one. Making himself stay in tunnels because he didn't want to get his paint wet. The fucking prick.

[–]hildesaw 37 points38 points ago

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Honestly, all of the trains are douches. James is a vain, immature bitch. Gordon is all high and mighty. Thomas thinks he knows everything. Diesel wants to fuck everyone over, and Spencer is a snitch. Boco is pretty legit though.

(For 3 years I've worked with an autistic kid who loves Thomas the Tank Engine more than anything.)

[–]DeutschPi 14 points15 points ago

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Thomas was my life when I was 5. Seriously, I owned (and still own) all the movies from the time, I've a shitton of the wooden trains, and I even had several Thomas placemats. I went to watch the new version, and DAYUM it sucks. Probably just nostalgia kicking in, but still, damn.

[–]Deddan 6 points7 points ago

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Blah. With it's theme song.. And no Ringo Starr. Not that Ringo was the first voice, but he's the one stuck in my mind.

[–]mmss 8 points9 points ago

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OMG, this. Watching the CGI faces is like a bad trip.

[–]PsychicWalrii 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't even tried to watch the new one; it'd just make me too sad. I used to race home from school to watch the original... sigh.

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 2 points3 points ago

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Watch

Bitch you don't know the first thing about Thomas the Tank Engine.

[–]ultranoodles 1 point2 points ago

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Not just nostalgia, the new one just sucks.

[–]Eleglac 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck you, Edward was a prince and don't you forget it.

[–]anti-anti 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously, so many autistic kids love Thomas the Tank Engine. Do you have any idea why?

[–]KnifeyJames 1 point2 points ago

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When I was little, my parents thought I might be autistic because I could remember insane amounts of minutia, such as the names, numbers and colors of all of the trains on Thomas. Maybe that's the appeal?

[–]my_man_krishna 0 points1 point ago

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Because they're "anoraks."

[–]anti-anti 0 points1 point ago

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I meant why Thomas the Tank Engine specifically, out of everything they could fall in love with.

[–]sweetafton 8 points9 points ago

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Because trains.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Sheldon likes trains.

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!

[–]Switche 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't that sort of the mechanism of morality in the show?

The stories I remember generally showed these qualities getting people in trouble, or alienated. As kids, they're also accessible, because you are probably a little asshole who is vain, immature, arrogant, manipulative, etc.

[–]itzzspencer 0 points1 point ago

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snitch? says you.

[–]VickysAsleep 0 points1 point ago

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But it could have rained!

[–]DeutschPi -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry for the double comment, removed the second post.

[–]Wintersun_ 93 points94 points ago

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The middle image if you wanted it :)

[–]lilstumpz 27 points28 points ago*

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Was hoping for a still picture. I just deleted the unwanted pics in your gif, here it is for anyone that wants it.

Edit: Here it is again but with his eyes raised a bit.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 11 points12 points ago

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First one does it quite well.

[–]abbiistabbii 10 points11 points ago

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Henry: The "Pinkie Pie" of the Thomas the Tank Engine universe.

[–]bobtheghost33 0 points1 point ago

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The stories are true, that show really is delightful!

[–]inferno719 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping someone would give me the link for this, Google did not help. Thanks!

[–]maomao200 20 points21 points ago

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The face on that train really says it all...

[–]ShakyBonez 30 points31 points ago

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But...what about the words?

[–]iwouldntifiwereyou 35 points36 points ago

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They say something too

[–]warchamp7 -1 points0 points ago

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Only on Sundays

[–]afriendlysortofchap 2 points3 points ago

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The words were what was said.

[–]My_Imagination 68 points69 points ago

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Partially Relevant NSFW. Read right to left for the unfamiliar.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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What the fuck did I just see. Why is your imagination so fucked?

[–]trippleguy 11 points12 points ago

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this is amazing

[–]shriek 6 points7 points ago

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Train fetish?? This is new.

[–]NonPermissive 10 points11 points ago

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That genre was made up just for the innuendo. "Let's go for a ride," "I'm going to rail her," "chugachugachugachuga"

[–]BaconChapstick 3 points4 points ago

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Not for me.

[–]trippleguy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I have several series

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, Japan!

[–]bubble_gun 31 points32 points ago

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What the fuck am I reading

[–]silveraw 2 points3 points ago

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Read right to left for the unfamiliar.

Wow, no wonder I have never understood these things.

[–]qwertyboy 2 points3 points ago

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More!

[–]VickysAsleep 2 points3 points ago

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THIS HAS JUST RUINED MY LIFE

[–]PancakeTune 16 points17 points ago

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Relevant as shit.

[–]Didgeridoox 3 points4 points ago

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Why is this so amazing?!

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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The person who made that deserves a Grammy. This is genius and so much more entertaining than most of the shit on the radio today.

[–]countfizix 19 points20 points ago

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I always thought it would be Percy who turned out to be murdering people

[–]kloober 22 points23 points ago

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Percy might be that kid who snaps and shows up to school with an AK, but Diesel was a fucking psychopath. Gordon was just an asshole. God I'm glad I don't have to watch that show anymore.

[–]InfiniteTypewriters 5 points6 points ago

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I think that was Henry in the picture.

[–]fishebulb 1 point2 points ago

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My nephew had issues with pronouncing "percy" for a while.

But it was fun asking him "hey who's the green train"

[–]dragon824 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds an awful lot like a Jo Koy bit.

[–]fishebulb 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea who that is. (comedian i am guessing)

It probably is a bit though, i am sure a lot of people have done that bit. but it's still funny as hell when you hear a 3 year old blurt it out.

[–]grizz281 8 points9 points ago

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Wow, this is incredible. thank you

[–]das_hansl 6 points7 points ago

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I thought this would be about chemistry.

[–]Timmantha 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting some kind of joke about aldehydes.

[–]IdSuge 1 point2 points ago

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After studying carboxylic acids for about 3 hours, I agree.

[–]gl77 6 points7 points ago

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No references to Charlie the Choo Choo in this thread yet? Reddit, I am disappoint.

http://i.imgur.com/tRKTn.jpg

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 3 points4 points ago

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I......what? That face.

[–]explodingzebras 1 point2 points ago

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me chuffta?

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 1 point2 points ago

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Le derpin like bau5.

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Who let you out of r/circlejerk

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 0 points1 point ago

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The real question, sir or madam, is who didn't.

[–]spess -1 points0 points ago

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Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

[–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 6 points7 points ago

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I always knew Lady Rainicorn was a bitch.

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun 48 points49 points ago

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I know reddit hates when people say they laughed out loud, but i really did, everthing about this fucking pic is a keeper. I needed this. Thank You.

[–]biddybiddybum 7 points8 points ago

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NO STOP LAUGHING!

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun 0 points1 point ago

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(following morning) Okay, i got it out of my system, but i'll fucking lose it again if i see Thomas' face in that picture.

[–]YourUsernameSucks 8 points9 points ago

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The extra CHOO did it for me. +1

[–]mytruelove 2 points3 points ago

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I LIKE TRAINS!

[–]CerealK 1 point2 points ago

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True love.

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[–]90yoboy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna have to go back and re-read those books...

[–]lambofan 6 points7 points ago

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this is the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of tumblr

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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if it's tumblr....why was it on failbook?

[–]Scumbag-Redditor 10 points11 points ago

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The plot unravels

[–]kaminix 2 points3 points ago

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Failbook isn't Facebook only anymore. It's for all social networks.

[–]hitlersshit 1 point2 points ago

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- Philosoraptor

[–]YoshiDan -3 points-2 points ago

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Nothing great has or will ever happen on tumblr. NOTHING.

[–]tip_ty 7 points8 points ago

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http://dvdp.tumblr.com/tagged/dvdp%20done

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 4 points5 points ago

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holy BALLS

[–]kaminix 0 points1 point ago

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/r/woahdude

/r/trippy

[–]Switche 5 points6 points ago

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Can you explain the disdain for tumblr? I honestly haven't met one person who uses the site, and have never bothered spending any time on it.

Yet I see people talking about it on Reddit all the time. Alexa seems to put tumblr at rank 25 in the US, and Reddit 45.

It's apparently very popular, but what's all the hatred about it?

[–]MartRJ 5 points6 points ago

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I think the disdain comes from the number of whining teenagers on it (I know a few), and how easy it is to reblog pictures.

[–]kaminix 0 points1 point ago

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So it's like Twitter, but bigger posts?

[–]JMV290 2 points3 points ago

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Or reddit, except without huge comment sections.

[–]MartRJ 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of. Posts of any type (photo, songs, videos, etc.).

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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It's the repostability of images with the frequency of twitter.

It's like 4chan, except the 90% of the content that are crap don't expire within a couple of hours, so your average meme greenhorn will be able to clog the internets with links to 3-year-old crap they just discovered.

And I'm speaking out of my ass here.

[–]kaminix 0 points1 point ago

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And I'm speaking out of my ass here.

My favourite kind of explanation. Thumbs up for you!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Me choosta.

[–]Num83rGuy 2 points3 points ago

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Motherfucker will do it too. He done flipped, the fuck, out.

[–]fishebulb 2 points3 points ago

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The top heart portion looks like an ass.

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

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Some say that's what the image of the heart came from.

[–]Paradox -1 points0 points ago

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And the bottom looks like a very small, pointy, penis

[–]Vogey 2 points3 points ago

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In a way i think this is metaphorical for what it is like to actually find your "other half", you must go through a crazy fucking choo choo train who wants to murder you.

[–]ConsectorVerum 2 points3 points ago

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First I "heh"

Then I chuckled.

tldr; I rofl'd the night away.

[–]Theur 2 points3 points ago

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljtag30BOy1qafrh6.gif original

[–]wavescomedowneasy 1 point2 points ago

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Dont know why but this cracks me the fuck up.

[–]memebuster 1 point2 points ago

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Me too, brotato.

[–]mawilso 3 points4 points ago

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Sir toppam Hat was very cross...

[–]TheMadMule 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, isn't that Tumblr or whatever? Why is it on failbook?

[–]miko9999 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for Cosby joke. No Cosby joke. Still pleased.

[–]yumagamo 1 point2 points ago

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Why is the internet so awesome?

[–]MasterFunk 1 point2 points ago

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Where I'm from... Char means death..

And if you look carefully, the kids on his train are actually screaming.

[–]VickysAsleep 1 point2 points ago

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I expected nothing less from Henry.

[–]brickofshit 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else think at first that the title was a carbon substance?

[–]kobe24Life 1 point2 points ago

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That train needs to be a meme!

Find the original!

[–]laboye 1 point2 points ago

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Obligatory comment about this being staged

[–]whaeverusay 2 points3 points ago

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this is similar to what you see on 4chan

[–]LOLurbator 0 points1 point ago

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anyone have that pic? i know its a GIF, anyone have just the pic?

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Simpsons did it

[–]sboxle 0 points1 point ago

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We interrupt this broadcast with a message from our sponsors.

[–]crimiusXIII 0 points1 point ago

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Insert train wreck joke

[–]KingPickle 0 points1 point ago

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Tonight! Choo!

[–]TittyPunch 0 points1 point ago

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530 AM. Mindlessly surfing reddit. Was holding in pee.

[–]PraiseBuddha 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Lady Rainicorn only spoke Korean...?

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it, I knew that Henry has a psycho.

[–]NammerDuong 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

[–]Bryguy100 0 points1 point ago

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Thought this was going to be about Cole train, wasn't disappointed.

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 0 points1 point ago

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Choo choo cha' boogie!

[–]Chrossler 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E&ob=av3e cmon mick lets hop aboard the fun train

chooo choooooo-o....

[–]eshu112358 0 points1 point ago

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Title made me think blood elf female.

[–]weirwood_of_gondor 0 points1 point ago

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"WHAT DOES THAT SIGNIFY, FOOLISH CREATURE?"

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Timing is everything, folks!

[–]richd506 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally my coffee on that one. Thanks for that!

[–]lafkak 0 points1 point ago

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This was fucking hilarious. Wow. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[–]alcakd 0 points1 point ago

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Heptanoic acid?

(sorta).

[–]InternetBird 0 points1 point ago

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I was taking a sip of coffee when I clicked the link. Nearly choked to death from laughter.

[–]leperaffinity56 0 points1 point ago

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When I read the title of this post, I spent the longest time assembling the chemical structure of it... what has organic chemistry done to me?

[–]seweroutlet -5 points-4 points ago

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this is front page reddit material? really...?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I don't see you submitting anything.

[–]riqk -2 points-1 points ago

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Who cares? This makes it to the front page? How?

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