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[–]Trollinglikeapro 42 points43 points ago

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I am a seal.

Bob bob.

[–]LuxNocte 12 points13 points ago

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I call fake. This is not OP in the picture.

HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S A PHONY!

[–]Duck_Avenger 4 points5 points ago

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This is the internet son. Everyone is fake. For instance I'm really not a duck. I am a walrus.

[–]Whompa 3 points4 points ago

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do you still avenge things?

[–]dwaxe 1 point2 points ago

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No, he actually venges them.

[–]explodingzebras 0 points1 point ago

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i'm really exploding bras

[–]carca 0 points1 point ago

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Goo goo g'joob.

[–]SoCalWingFan 0 points1 point ago

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He's a big fat PHONY!

[–]workingat7 28 points29 points ago

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This post has my seal of approval.

[–]DrewRWx 6 points7 points ago

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You sound like a good guy. Let's go clubbing.

[–]explodingzebras -1 points0 points ago

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before you go, walrus up us a sandwiche would you?

[–]goddannit 7 points8 points ago

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I otter commend you.

[–]DevilAfterMe -3 points-2 points ago

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I can't help but think of rocky horror anytime I hear the phrase "seal of approval"

I've been brainwashed.

[–]Radico87 4 points5 points ago

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I was a lifeguard in high school. One kid was so morbidly obese that when he'd jump into the deep end, he'd float without treading water. The other kids would swim over and grab on when they got tired.

[–]snootymusicstudent 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most hilarious mental image I've had in ages.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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The scary/sad part is that it's entirely true. I for one hope the kid is still alive and healthier.

[–]HP_Hovercraft 2 points3 points ago

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I am drunk and am in the process of posting this picture on all 256 of my facebook friends walls, when I wake up sober tomorrow I will not have 256 friends. I consider this to be a win/win.

[–]ye11ow_11 6 points7 points ago

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He looks like the android symbol. http://www.applehound.com/images/AndroidLogo.png

[–]sideburn0916 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like the Android symbol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Webble Wobble

[–]oxemoron 1 point2 points ago

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Weebles wobble, but they never fall down!

[–]PulpHero 1 point2 points ago

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Soon.

[–]pissartist 2 points3 points ago

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If he were wearing a little suit and tie with a hat and brief case this could possibly be one of the greatest pictures ever.

[–]Aestiva 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Silbernemond 2 points3 points ago

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It makes you look like a seal? How weird.

[–]Adbazm 0 points1 point ago

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Could everyone stop with the bad seal puns.

[–]johnnythebiochemist 0 points1 point ago

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The pool puts on 5 lbs.

[–]yumagamo 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like he can never fall if he tries.

[–]lichborne 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone get your clubs

[–]mcord21 0 points1 point ago

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That seal is fucking adorable

[–]hankmchandsome 0 points1 point ago

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looks like grimace.

[–]lowmigx3 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Dr. Robutnik (Eggman for you scholarly gentlemen)

[–]Foxrain007 0 points1 point ago

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Does this make me look fat?

[–]eXX0n 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of one of these

[–]dolphindog 0 points1 point ago

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dolphin+dog=seal

[–]clouds31 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. Eggseal?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck planking. I'm sealing.

[–]solarpoweredbiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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dawww

[–]ejchristian86 0 points1 point ago

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Blorptastic.

[–]baby_jamie 0 points1 point ago

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blorp.

[–]GalacticaCNC 0 points1 point ago

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Robert Wade here, you need your pool cleaned? I bet I can seal the deal.

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

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Thats my fat friend, his name is Donut.

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

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Being drunk while seeing this may have made this 10x funnier.

[–]Kertelen 0 points1 point ago

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Like a buoy.

[–]CuntBagFaceJerk 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like my dad.

[–]girlyadvice 0 points1 point ago

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Does my butt look big in this?

[–]wtfffs 0 points1 point ago

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Does this seal hapen to be from the Netherlands? Nieuw?

[–]rumnscurvy 0 points1 point ago

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Spheal !

[–]ad-star 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me smile so much.

[–]a_stray_bullet 0 points1 point ago

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this is going on as my facebook picture

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]poompt -1 points0 points ago

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I seal what you did there.

[–]B1Gpimpin -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like This guy to me.

[–]bloodredmoon -1 points0 points ago

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You are a seal. Get off reddit. You don't belong here.

[–]luonas 1 point2 points ago

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We accept pinnipeds of all kinds.

[–]joe6pak -1 points0 points ago

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podular.

[–]I-DID -1 points0 points ago

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all I see is a beer cozy

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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He's nude.

[–]koznr -1 points0 points ago

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Someone give Danny Devito his clothes back please.

[–]radagast_bd -1 points0 points ago

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.. and fat too.

[–]sn34kypete -1 points0 points ago

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[–]zev4n -1 points0 points ago

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:p

[–]bugrit -1 points0 points ago

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[–]nishant032 -1 points0 points ago

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This seal is standing. Your argument is invalid.

[–]I_Fapped_On_It -3 points-2 points ago

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Water makes me look funny? Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]napalm_beach -2 points-1 points ago

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Vertical croc.

[–]torgeist -2 points-1 points ago

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teehee

[–]SilverVendetta -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought that seal was alive!!

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[–]Whompa 0 points1 point ago

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nope.