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how to properly throw your girlfriend into the pool (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by onetruestory

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[–]Phunkstar 57 points58 points ago

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Here's the commercial that it's from.

[–]kristincognito 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you! I came here just for this!

[–]TheLegitMidgit 2 points3 points ago

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Watch carefully... She puts her sunglasses on twice.

[–]bangthemermaid 0 points1 point ago

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also, nobody reacts as the dude falls from the roof and the girl flies into the water.

[–]onetruestory[S] 1 point2 points ago

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This must not been in US! good call!

[–]ILoveThisWebsite 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering why he wanted his drink so bad.

[–]theJUIC3_isL00se 13 points14 points ago

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Ex-girlfriend

FTFY

[–]arabidopsis 33 points34 points ago

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..then she hits her head on the other side of the pool, blood starting pouring out, people scream, as she floats there, face down...

...you drag her body out, the red ooze streaming from here.. then all of a sudden..

..you realize she just had her period.. and is just unconscious

[–]surewhynot000 13 points14 points ago

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Now I really need a beer.

[–]donnerpartyof1 5 points6 points ago

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I can hear the voice-over now: "Thompson's pool cleaner, because sometimes things get dirty."

[–]vicktor3 2 points3 points ago

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That would not be my girlfriend. Way too hot.

[–]mindsnare 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad it's shitty light beer that he's reaching for. For the US Folk, Light beer in Australia is low alcohol beer, not low calories.

[–]Karanime 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard that "light" can refer to either.

[–]olllie 12 points13 points ago

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I love how he instantly reaches for the beer. To celebrate how fucking awesome that move was.

[–]wesinator 44 points45 points ago

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well, that's because its from a beer commercial.

[–]a7xnickt 12 points13 points ago

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the commercial worked on you i see

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I just did the same thing to my cat on the couch. Ahhhh, I need a hahn right now!

[–]SymoneBoombox 1 point2 points ago

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That would be fun.

[–]aheadwarp9 1 point2 points ago

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OMG if that was real it would be soooo hilarious... too bad it is from a commercial

[–]lordlicorice 0 points1 point ago

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You can see in the 300 pixel gif how badly cut out her hair is.

[–]whoadave 0 points1 point ago

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Huh? All I see is back-lighting.

[–]bigiberg 0 points1 point ago

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I can see that going terribly wrong...still hilarious though

[–]Vespera 0 points1 point ago

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Is there an improper version?

[–]grasspopper 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Acquire bean-bag
Step 2: Acquire Pool
Step 3: Acquire Girlfriend
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(algorithm goes to infinity...)

[–]Buggle 0 points1 point ago

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I bet many bitch slaps where received that day.

[–]squirrelyMAPLE 0 points1 point ago

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MY GIRLFRIEND

[–]Rydoste 0 points1 point ago

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This gif got perfectly syncronized with my clock ticking, so it was like I could hear the guy landing and the girl hitting the water.

First gif with sound for me

[–]larxiz 0 points1 point ago

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Like a bau5

[–]ProperSauce 0 points1 point ago

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i'm pretty sure she's on a wire

[–]nofx1 0 points1 point ago

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meanwhile, in Australia

[–]AintMilkBrilliant 0 points1 point ago

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Is it me, or does that just not look like he landed with enough force to do that??

[–]snaaark 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 1: Be rich. Rule 2: Don't be poor.

[–]Sodapotinski -1 points0 points ago

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He's going for the booze!

[–]sfled -1 points0 points ago

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Nominate for Most Hypnotic GIF of the Week!

[–]MrTurkle -3 points-2 points ago

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the whiplash she'd get from that would probably snap her neck.

[–]iborobotosis23 -1 points0 points ago

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Bruised ass. No regrets.

Even if it's a commercial.

[–]gorgbob -2 points-1 points ago

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you mean ex-girlfriend.

[–]mbemom -2 points-1 points ago

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If you are going to throw your girlfriend in a pool, please make sure the iphone her parents bought for her are not in her pocket. Look, it's says mom right in my name, I am what I am

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