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[–]iamexplodinggod[S] 39 points40 points ago

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Pineberries. I want them so bad.

[–]Wrym 18 points19 points ago

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Pineberries.

I'll be. Now I want too.

[–]trekbette 8 points9 points ago

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I love pineapples and strawberries! These sound so good!

[–]MarcusXXIII 3 points4 points ago

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Photosho.... wait, what?!?

Oh-emm-gee, i was like, totally GMO.

[–]san7a 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately i've had these, and they aren't as tasty as you'd hope. They just taste like a sharp, under-ripe strawberry.

[–]BlockoManWINS 15 points16 points ago

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New "Uh Oh Strawberries"

[–]phiIIips 9 points10 points ago

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Better than Raisin Bran's "Oops! All raisins!" cereal.

[–]ieatbrainz 0 points1 point ago

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Ew, did they really make that?

[–]SoapSamich 15 points16 points ago

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Marceline ate them

[–]Burlapin 4 points5 points ago

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Rhombus!

[–]dcgi 8 points9 points ago

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Mmmm seirrebwarts!

[–]tashafromtulsa 12 points13 points ago

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Wouldn't reverse be black with red seeds?

[–]klsi832 2 points3 points ago

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What does it do to Mario?

[–]Zinxhetan 7 points8 points ago

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It makes him hallucinate, and is actually not helpful in any way. But if Luigi has one... He also just hallucinates.

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[–]Zinxhetan 1 point2 points ago

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See, this person knows whats up!

[–]rrmalik 4 points5 points ago

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Gave me shivers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for helping me not feel weird. Gore? Doesn't bother me. Weird reverse strawberries? Yeah, totally got the shivers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is misandry?

[–]smokeybearsb 9 points10 points ago

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This should be on r/creepy T.T

[–]Traunt 4 points5 points ago

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agree, it's like somebody had their flesh punctured multiple times.

[–]ChristinaHathaway 1 point2 points ago

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yeah looking at these made me nauseous.

[–]abt5000 2 points3 points ago

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Well then you might have trypophobia! Here is some viewing material: http://www.popsci.com/science/gallery/2011-07/trypophobia

Enjoy!

[–]SkloK 2 points3 points ago

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I so have that...I remember browsing a subreddit once and someone posted that picture of the chick with holes in her breasts, creeped the fuck out of me.

[–]ChristinaHathaway 1 point2 points ago

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yessssss i didn't see it on reddit but online somewhere years ago and it still haunts me to this day. i actually feel like i might get sick.

[–]ChristinaHathaway 1 point2 points ago

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omg YES i am this! everybody always laughs when i tell them little holes make me physically sick!! and i hate you for sending me that link because my skin won't stop crawling but i must thank you at the same time for letting me know i'm not the only one! well i won't be sleeping anytime soon.

[–]bunnyguts 0 points1 point ago

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After a google image search, I think I do now too

[–]sweetmercy 2 points3 points ago

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Oooh Pineberries! I wish I could find them locally. sigh

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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Do they taste like strawberries, or like a mix of pineapple and strawberries?

[–]sweetmercy 0 points1 point ago

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They taste like strawberries, and by that I mean, they taste like wild strawberries. Much more tasty than what you find in the grocery store!

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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I've never had strawberries from the store, or wild ones for that matter. I go to the local farm and pick them from the field myself. Would they be much different than that?

[–]sweetmercy 0 points1 point ago

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It depends on the farm. Some farms grow the older, wild strains, but many grow hybrids that are developed to have a greater shelf life, not bruise so easily, look perfect, etc. because there's more profit involved.

Pineberries are actually White Pine strawberries. There's no pineapple involved in the species. They were a naturally available wild berry that was on the verge of extinction when some growers began growing them again. We (as a people) let a lot of varieties of produce go extinct, sadly, in favor of commercially viable ones.

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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Pineberries are a cultivar, they aren't natural.

[–]sweetmercy 0 points1 point ago

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White pine, and other varieties of white strawberries were wild before being cultivated.

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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There are lots of wild white strawberries, white alpine and white beach for instance, but the Pineberry is not one of them.

[–]sweetmercy 0 points1 point ago

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Pineberries are White Pine. They are now cultivars, but they came from White Pine. White Pine were one of the many species of wild strawberries now being cultivated.

By the way, being a cultivar doesn't mean they aren't natural. It means they are selected and maintained through cultivation to keep them from going extinct. You seem to be confused as to what a cultivar is and what natural means. Although some cultivars are bred with others to create hybrids, that still wouldn't mean that they aren't natural. Hybrids occur in nature all the time through cross pollination.

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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http://strawberryplants.org/2010/09/pineberry-pineberries/

There is my evidence that Pineberries are hybrid cultivars, not just cultivated wild strawberries. The source materials come from different continents, so they can't just cross pollinate naturally.

[–]Djdp24 0 points1 point ago

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These Shnozberries taste like Shnozberries!

[–]Manninen 2 points3 points ago

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They just look so wrong D:

[–]Schmiggety 2 points3 points ago

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Bunnicula strikes again

[–]districtdabs 3 points4 points ago

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The pineberries taste like strawberries!

[–]lolife_nz 1 point2 points ago

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Thats disturbing

[–]NorthAve 2 points3 points ago

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These taste more like pineapples than strawberries.

[–]Flying_Platypus 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE

[–]mrcassette 0 points1 point ago

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nature... why do you tease me so...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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they don't look very tasty, but after reading the comments, I soo want to try one.

[–]radula 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact (for certain values of 'fun'): The true fruit of the strawberry plant are actually the "seeds" on the surface of the strawberry, biologically speaking. The rest of it that we call the fruit is basically a modified stem.

[–]Fruit_Squash 0 points1 point ago

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The only reason i want these, is for the puzzling looks i would get for putting them on a pizza

[–]phenomenos 0 points1 point ago

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STOP FUCKING WITH ME

[–]LeCasualRage 0 points1 point ago

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Pinkberry!

[–]metalbassist33 0 points1 point ago

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These just freak me out

[–]adavid2012 0 points1 point ago

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mind. blown.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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That is deeply unsettling

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They are supposed to taste like pineapples. It sounds like the fruit of the gods.

[–]plasterofparis 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but those things are creeping me out.

[–]tellu2 0 points1 point ago

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Any one else seeing little sperm in the red bits? Nope...only me? Okay then...

[–]twoboysathome 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't at first, but thanks for pointing it out. Now I can't look without seeing red sperm.

[–]oforfucksake 0 points1 point ago

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tasty repost.

[–]redphen 0 points1 point ago

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reverse strawberry is like being albino

[–]Gunmetalz -3 points-2 points ago

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Photoshop. Now available in Genetics.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Punkgoblin -4 points-3 points ago

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I expected them to be coming out of someone's butt; wondered where the NSFW stuff was...

[–]Anman -4 points-3 points ago

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