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[–]MarzMonkey 5 points6 points ago

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WHY IS HE COOKING BACON SHIRTLESS?! That grease burns like a bitch.

[–]f03nix 2 points3 points ago*

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Not bacon, looks like fried* potato to me ...

(the guy's an Indian ... no bacon here)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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im indian and i have bacon.....only thing that cures me after a night of drinking

[–]64bittechie 0 points1 point ago

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It's fish dammit. Not bacon. Not potato. Fish.

[–]crod242 2 points3 points ago

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What kind of masochist would do this? I'm pretty sure Dante's 4th circle of hell involves cooking bacon naked for eternity.

[–]PandaGoggles 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine this is what the kitchen at McDonalds looks like

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[–]SnarfSnarfSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like a towel to me..?

[–]bhollander 2 points3 points ago

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Shit this guys better than I thought.

[–]SnarfSnarfSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a towel? This man has bigger balls than me to trust his computer to stay there..

[–]watching_Idol[S] -1 points0 points ago

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hmm I think bigger the balls the less likely the towel will stay on :)

[–]martinnm62 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

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Have to wonder if the mic is plugged in so it doesn't just dangle there or if he is having a skype conversation

[–]SumOfChemicals 0 points1 point ago

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Not a walkman. There's no magnetic tape spooling and unspooling inside a laptop. "I think it's time for an ipod to make a comeback" makes a less interesting (and sensical) headline.

[–]TylerrEmm 0 points1 point ago

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That's a nice Zune...

[–]pussyclamp -1 points0 points ago

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I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up.