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[–]WendyLRogers2 42 points43 points ago

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This reminds me of one of the worst movie scenes ever filmed, in the movie Dante's Peak. The hysterical family are trying to drive down a mountain during the eruption, and they have to drive across a flowing stream of lava.

While doing so, tires on fire, in an utter panic, they see the dead grandmother's dog, standing on a rock in the middle of the stream of lava. So they yell out:

'JUMP, RUFFY! JUMP!'

And Ruffy leaps off the rock, to land safely in the bed of the pickup. About the same time I threw my soft drink at the movie theater screen.

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[–]youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 12 points13 points ago

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I think what that scene needs is for the little girl to say "mommy" a few more times.

[–]danthemanhan 9 points10 points ago

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That's beyond awful.

[–]grlthng 10 points11 points ago

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TIL that you can drive a truck through lava

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why is Sarah Connor not training to destroy Cyberdyne?

[–]hubblemedia 22 points23 points ago

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How dare you say that about ruffy! That dog was badass.

[–]KHHAAAAAAANNN 12 points13 points ago

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Wasn't there a similar scene in Independence day with boomer the dog avoiding the wall of fire by inches?

[–]davieli 6 points7 points ago

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Yes! He was also a pretty epic dog. I cried tears of joy as a child when he avoided the fire.

[–]iConfessor 4 points5 points ago

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It was so bad, but it was so good. One of my favorite movies and that scene always gets me hot and bothered.

[–]iConfessor 14 points15 points ago

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I remember watching that movie when it came out. Wasn't there a hot spring scene where a couple gets boiled alive?

Like what the fuck get out of the water or something.

[–]TehWRYYYYY 13 points14 points ago

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And a granny gets fucked up with acid, dragging a tinny through a lake. lols.

[–]BoRBrakkar 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this when I was little. I only remember that movie vaguely and wouldn't watch any more of the movie because the woman looked like my grandmother and I was scared to death this would happen to her.

[–]mysterx 4 points5 points ago

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I think the idea was that it opened onto a lava tube or something and flash boiled.... or something.

[–]desert_girl 6 points7 points ago

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Yes there is.

It's a great movie.

[–]BassIck 0 points1 point ago

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You're right but refrain from that throwing drinks at the screen shit.

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[–]Anomander 11 points12 points ago

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"... and I am the Lord Of The Dance said he..."

[–]therealtomgreen 0 points1 point ago

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That pic gets exponentially funnier as you scroll down..

[–]Sil369 22 points23 points ago

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you can dance if u want to

[–]sugarfrostedfreak 10 points11 points ago

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you can leave your self behind

[–]Xeeman 10 points11 points ago

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cuase your friends don't dance

[–]sugarfrostedfreak 10 points11 points ago

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and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

[–]Feltasneezecoming 1 point2 points ago

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[–]babiesloveboobies -1 points0 points ago

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L

[–]heuheuheuheuh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Japeth 19 points20 points ago

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I was expecting the Futurama character. Still pretty good though.

[–]azzahir3 0 points1 point ago

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I read the headline in his voice

[–]Bacongreasy 1 point2 points ago

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Scruffy's gonna die like Scruffy lived.

[–]thecatdoesdrugs 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived"

FTFY

[–]Askrat 8 points9 points ago

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Why did he throw his dog in the water? :(

[–]my_own_wakawaka 7 points8 points ago

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The dog is actually jumping out of the water into his arms.

[–]Askrat 1 point2 points ago

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That makes me feel better.

[–]LunarMeow 8 points9 points ago

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My retriever would actually lock up right before jumping off a dock like that, but he loved swimming and would whine incessantly if we left him up there. It just saved time to give the genius a shove into the water so he could proceed to paddle around happily for hours.

tl;dr the dog isn't being tortured.

[–]EllaL 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, that makes me happier about this image.

[–]NeoRevan 5 points6 points ago

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I aint seen you before nether

[–]hydex 7 points8 points ago

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I'm Scruffy...the janitor.

[–]Dagus_Prophet 3 points4 points ago

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"Then why aren't you fixing the boiler?" "Schedule conflict."

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bracketdash 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus dawg!

[–]HulkHoganBruceBanner 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was going to be about the janitor. I guess I'll go get my copy of "Zero-G Juggs".

[–]ModstRob 1 point2 points ago

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Asian Doctor Who setting free the Jesus of dogs. That's what I see here.

[–]TheMoki 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone esle was expecting guy from Futurama?

[–]numberq4547 1 point2 points ago

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Who's scruffy lookin?

[–]cockwaffle 1 point2 points ago

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Scruffy watch out! Bogey on your tail.

[–]animaflux 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I wasn't the only one who read that in Peppy's voice.

[–]ModernDayCasanova 1 point2 points ago

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Get back scruffy! get back you flea infested mongrel!

[–]jfarbs18 0 points1 point ago

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this deserves more upvotes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for note being another Futurama meme.
Although I do love Futurama.

[–]SqrtSayLor 1 point2 points ago

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i had a good laugh at this

[–]flamesontheflag 0 points1 point ago

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Coming this Winter to a theatre near you . . . "Save the Last Dance II," starring Julia Stylez and Taye Doggs. Rated PG-13.

[–]herecomesthepunch_ 0 points1 point ago

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you and your silly Baskethoops.

[–]MitoCringo 0 points1 point ago

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No husky would ever be named "Scruffy."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Immediately read that as "scruffy y u no get back here!!1"

[–]We_Are_Not_Amused 0 points1 point ago

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"THE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!"

[–]admiral_bulltraits 0 points1 point ago

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He can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind

[–]Rbax1010 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy...The janitor.

[–]Sphearion 0 points1 point ago

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Look what I can do!

[–]smok_e_wan_kenobie 0 points1 point ago

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Everyday he's shufflin.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if it's the lack of sobriety talking, but this is damn funny.

[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived

[–]kendrahwithanh 0 points1 point ago

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"fancy splash" was funnier.

[–]Voduar 0 points1 point ago

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Scruffy believes in walking on water.

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

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SLIPPY GET BACK HERE

[–]Ma_maGusta 0 points1 point ago

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Best thing I've seen allnight. And I just ate wings so that says a lot!

[–]alexcartledge 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was going to be about Futurama

[–]MadeInAMinute 0 points1 point ago

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I would watch this film.

[–]DontStopNowBaby 0 points1 point ago

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When you say scruffy i immediately picture this

[–]Shadizzy 0 points1 point ago

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I like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a...

[–]Melted_Welly_Face 0 points1 point ago

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Love it! Dog is dancing on fuckin water

[–]MatthewMatic 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously he is doing Riverdance

[–]havesometea1 0 points1 point ago

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I love to singa!

[–]pizza_bro 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, now the guys dinner is gonna get all wet.

[–]WtfWhereAreMyClothes 0 points1 point ago

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I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a post.

[–]SalemDrumline2011 0 points1 point ago

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River dance, anyone?

[–]KarmaKramer 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody puts scruffy in a corner!

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

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This made me snortle.

[–]aFriendtoOtters 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I get my hands on the original?

[–]mrsbutterz 0 points1 point ago

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I love this!! This made my day. :D

[–]YesWellQuite 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read the "no, I must dance" part in an Italian accent or was that just me?

[–]catlubber 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ScruffySteez 0 points1 point ago

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hmmm?

[–]peejayfromhell 0 points1 point ago

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Lol

[–]nocubir 0 points1 point ago

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Evidenced by the fact the guy is Asian - that is not a pool, that is a large vat of chicken broth.

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

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SPLASH!

[–]superpunk21 -1 points0 points ago

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Don't drown down votes mom Asian dude!

[–]Vinura -1 points0 points ago

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Kinda looks like he threw the dog into the water.

[–]AlmostCleverName -3 points-2 points ago

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Second.