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[–]PsychoJohnny 9 points10 points ago

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"A guy qwops into a bar--"

[–]ydm6669 2 points3 points ago

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impossible, the bar is still 101 meters away !

[–]mershed_perderders 2 points3 points ago

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NATIONAL HERO!

[–]ydm6669 0 points1 point ago

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he sure is, that game is so hard >.<

[–]rettix 6 points7 points ago

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And is now paralyzed.

[–]Knightmareco 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I think he broke his neck

[–]cafezinho 1 point2 points ago

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It's almost like you can see the guy's head separating...

[–]MBog17 2 points3 points ago

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[–]buttguy 0 points1 point ago

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go on.

[–]TheDood715 0 points1 point ago

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Wait I know this one...and I said a cucumber cut lengthwise!

[–]mrjimspeaks 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that thought of GTA San Andreas?

[–]theinformantuk 0 points1 point ago

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So, two guys walk into a bar... woulda thought one of them would have seen it..

[–]whimsicalsteve 0 points1 point ago

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that guy is clearly running.

[–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

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I think he was running into it.

[–]Kertelen 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone is a winner.

[–]H0llyw00dR3g3ncy 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34

[–]napalmbearer 0 points1 point ago

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life is pain

[–]MosEisleyCantona -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty sure he was running. #pedantry