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all 139 comments

[–]gripplover 66 points67 points ago

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This is a sea lion.....not a seal. Just so you all know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8txbX0b64Q

Knowledge is Power!!!!!!

[–]sushi_lover 9 points10 points ago

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Are you lion?

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 2 points3 points ago

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Are you a lizard?

[–]FeepingCreature 7 points8 points ago

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Yer a lizard, Harry!

[–]Lizard_Party 1 point2 points ago

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Did somebody say Lizard?!

[–]glassuser 0 points1 point ago

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I have a mighty roar.

[–]Atheist101 5 points6 points ago

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[–]doubleboat 8 points9 points ago

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Ear flaps, ear flaps, ear flaps.

[–]laughitupfuzzball 2 points3 points ago

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Not necessarily

Our bastard seals have fucking ear flaps. They don't give a fuck.

Both species' breath stinks to high heaven anyway.

EDIT: Ok it's clearly not an Australian / New Zealand fur seal. I guarantee it still stinks though!

[–]rilata 0 points1 point ago

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Although technically, "fur seals" and sea lions are in the same group, while seals are in another. It's just a common name discrepancy. =]

[–]rab777hp 2 points3 points ago

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Also came here to say this, but here's a simple truth that will save me some work later in life:

If it has ears it's a Sea Lion!

Seals just have little holes.

[–]Sleepysloth 1 point2 points ago

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You made my day, this is the first thing I noticed- thank you for being wonderful and knowledgable. Yay for rotatable/not fused pelvic girdles!!

[–]hiyatheremister 3 points4 points ago

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Came here to say this. This is a sea lion, not a seal.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]metadan 0 points1 point ago

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Much better video

[–]RasberryJammedRadar 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for doing my dirty work!

[–]madsmooth 0 points1 point ago

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A seal ion?

[–]greebowarrior 0 points1 point ago

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France is Bacon

[–]Spatulamarama -1 points0 points ago

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It's still a type of seal.

[–]Magna_Graecia 47 points48 points ago

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Holy shit. I know that guy. He is snorkeling in Baja California, Mexico and he is no tourist. He is actually an acclaimed marine biologist. He's the first person to witness and film some odd variety of whale fucking. Have some proof: http://www.expeditions.com/Bio84.asp?Member=885645&MemberType=&ByName=C

(edited some grammar mistakes)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What an awesome claim to fame.

[–]Keenanm 0 points1 point ago

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i can confirm this solely based on the photo!!

[–]Som12H8 0 points1 point ago

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Art Vanderlay?

[–]CharmanderUsedEmber 16 points17 points ago

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WATCH OUT MAN. Those things eat hands...

[–]whokilledflea 9 points10 points ago

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loose seal!!!!

[–]deathsythe 6 points7 points ago

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I'M A MONSTER!!!!

[–]damnbucky4 90 points91 points ago

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[–]Buckbeak69 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Donald_Pietrowski 10 points11 points ago

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Wow three comments in and you already beat me to it.

[–]willymo 13 points14 points ago

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He traded quality for time. It was well calculated.

[–]NotABiscuit 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Land_Barrell 6 points7 points ago*

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The sad thing is, as a surfer, sea lions give me more anxiety than sharks. Being as they breath air and are always sneaking up behind you. I've been chased out of the water numerous times.

(Edit typo)

[–]NullCharacter 1 point2 points ago

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This is so what I expected from the title...

[–]buakaw 1 point2 points ago

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But did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen. Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.

[–]mishnak 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, TIL it's "kiss from a rose on the gray," and not "kiss from a rose on the grave." It made sense to me as "grave," now I have no idea what the song's about.

[–]krugnasty 10 points11 points ago

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Breathe my fishy breath...BREATHE IT

[–]Tui717 41 points42 points ago

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LOOSE SEAL!

[–]ThereAreDozensOfUs 11 points12 points ago

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I'm a MONSTERRRRRRRRRR

[–]CapitalGains 7 points8 points ago

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dumps seal into ocean You're not going to be hand-fed anymore.

[–]gordofrog 5 points6 points ago

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Nope, no bowtie. That seal isn't cool enough.

[–]shadowslayer978 5 points6 points ago

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False alarm. Turns out they just found a shark who ate the seal's fin that had the tracking device on it.

[–]Box-Monkey 3 points4 points ago

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What about Lucille?! She lies!

[–]heyrey 3 points4 points ago

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See what happens when you swim in the ocean?

[–]ibluemyself19 2 points3 points ago

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it's out there somewhere, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family

[–]abegosum 0 points1 point ago

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT LUCILE!

[–]dangercollie 19 points20 points ago

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Those things bite. Try to remember they're wild animals.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I punch seals for breakfast

[–]Cahill 8 points9 points ago

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I drink seal punch for breakfast.

[–]s1pher 2 points3 points ago

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i break fast for seals

[–]AMISHassassin 2 points3 points ago

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I break seals fast

[–]zetversus 1 point2 points ago

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I make a fast break from seals, did you know those motherfuckers bite?

[–]Land_Barrell 0 points1 point ago

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I dont always eat breakfast...

[–]Rigelface 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes, but when you're diving they're generally playful and curious. They can get more aggressively playful and curious, which can be unsettling. Unless there was a male involved, I personally have never known someone who was injured by a female sea lion. They will definitely steal your fish though.

[–]dangercollie 3 points4 points ago

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I had one chasing me on land, but it was a sea lion. I'm trying to hold it off with a camera all the time thinking, "How...am...I...going...to...explain...this...to...the...ER...doc?!"

[–]gooddaysir 2 points3 points ago

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Just remember: when in doubt, kick the animal in the face. You don't need human technology to defend yourself from wild animals. Humans can and have been fighting off all kinds of animals for thousands of years.

[–]Rigelface 0 points1 point ago

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haha. I'd imagine it's actually a more common ER explanation than you might think. Glad you escaped safely.

[–]rab777hp 2 points3 points ago

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Bullshit. I've been with Sea Lions (and this picture is of one) in the wild, and all they do is play and frolic with you. Stay away from the big males, but other than that it's lots of fun.

[–]djkrugger 3 points4 points ago

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They are natural trolls, when you're surfing they ride in front of you like saying "woo let's play chases"

[–]rab777hp 1 point2 points ago

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This. This exactly.

[–]dangercollie 1 point2 points ago

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This was in Monterrey, CA. It was a female, she was pissed off (though I don't think it was at me) and, let me assure you, I know an aggressive animal when it's trying to bite me.

I was leaning over the Do Not Cross yellow tape to get a picture when she woke up and started barking at me. Then she got up and came at me. I jumped back, thinking she would stop at the Do No Cross yellow tape. Which is where I learned that sea lions can't read.

They may be playful in the water, but apparently that behavior on land is not unheard of. And my years growing up watching National Geographic left me totally unprepared for that facet of sea lion behavior.

[–]avalenci 0 points1 point ago

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You can swim with them in "isla espiritu santo" in baja california, Mexico ( I have done it ) and at least there they are.quite friendly.

http://www.cabos.com/Editorial/Swimming-with-Sea-Lions-on-Isla-Espirit/

[–]shuoyingyu 0 points1 point ago

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Several people are commenting that they are playful beasts. But I've had them attack heavy bait cage, biting through them as cleanly as if they were cookies. It would just take one mistake by one of these guys to seriously disturb your day, and there is no street cred in a sea lion injury.

[–]synthaxx 5 points6 points ago

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You think that's air you're breathing now?

[–]fuckcancer 8 points9 points ago

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You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[–]rab777hp -1 points0 points ago

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wrong, this is definitely trolling

[–]uhadmeathello -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, there is non-internet trolling!

I guess you were the last person to hear about this phenomenon.

But...now you know! Isn't that exciting!

[–]christianjb 9 points10 points ago

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I think it's correct to use 'unsuspecting' instead of 'unexpecting'.

[–]_pseudonym 5 points6 points ago

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No, OP just wanted to clarify that tourist pictured was not pregnant.

[–]davel_jonez 1 point2 points ago

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No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition!

[–]shimmeringcircuits 1 point2 points ago

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You sound really old. Young people actually use this quite a bit. Where have you been?

Get off my lawn!

[–]Vassosman 3 points4 points ago

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BUSTER WATCH OUT!

[–]ArchGoodwin 2 points3 points ago

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Surprise Buttsecks!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Was it a loose seal?

[–]heavymetalpancakes 2 points3 points ago

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Somewhere in this thread there is an Arrested Development reference...

[–]shedipsbeneathlasers 2 points3 points ago

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Tourist need not worry. Seal is not wearing yellow bow-tie.

[–]danimal82 2 points3 points ago

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if a seal is a seal... why isnt a bird a skyl?

[–]Sacstar 2 points3 points ago

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That's a Sea Lion rock in Cabo San Lucas. They will steal your fins and snorkel gear if you are unluck enough to drop them.

[–]menasan 1 point2 points ago

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im sure it didnt do this, but in my head it blew down the guys snorkel.

[–]Dranharelo 1 point2 points ago

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I love seals. Period.

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

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I like seals and sea lions, they're my fat friends.

[–]Shitler 4 points5 points ago

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Seals and sea lions are seabros.

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

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ahaha you are correct.

[–]Land_Barrell 0 points1 point ago

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You've obviously never been in the water with one...they have no respect for your personal space, and they have nice sharp teeth. They also bark, follow you, and jump.

[–]tf2fan 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so glad you got your punctuation right.

I love seal's period.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sea Lion about to feed

[–]reneepussman 1 point2 points ago

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Where is the yellow bow tie?

[–]DocWhom 1 point2 points ago

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You know...sharks eat seals.

[–]ifuonlyknew 2 points3 points ago

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Sometime later.

[–]Last_Jedi -1 points0 points ago

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sigh

This is not trolling...

[–]youtalkintome 1 point2 points ago

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Get a life.

From urban dictionary...trolling

is a way mocking an individual for the internal self pleasure of "pulling one over" on another person. Often, people are unaware they are trolling, and are merely trying to maximize the social situation to make themselves laugh.

BAM.

[–]rab777hp 0 points1 point ago

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Actually you're completely wrong. This is absolutely trolling.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

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Let me play you the song of my people. Hopefully you won't drown till I finish.

[–]dgary37769 0 points1 point ago

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any1 else think the seal had a mohawk at the first glance?

[–]english888 0 points1 point ago

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Which one is the seal?

[–]kingsway8605 0 points1 point ago

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I was attacked by a seal once, surprisingly they have a pretty painful bite.

[–]Land_Barrell 0 points1 point ago

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Did it get infected?

[–]kingsway8605 0 points1 point ago

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No

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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His face looks a lot better.

[–]mama-con-chile 0 points1 point ago

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he thinks its a straw

[–]randygiesinger 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of me and the lady friend this summer

We were kayaking in the inner harbor of victoria, bc, and a harbor seal pops up out of no where, splashes her, and soaks her head to toe, then proceeds to swim 50 feet away, pop up, look her dead in the eye, and then dissapear

I couldn't stop laughing

[–]Yboc 0 points1 point ago

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He actually killed the snorkler, and the cameraman, and then uploaded this. Freaky shit.

[–]averelltorrent 0 points1 point ago

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Unsuspecting.

[–]wbeavis 0 points1 point ago

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They are natural horn blowers as is documented in many cartoons.

[–]margeaux11 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling in the deep [blue sea]

[–]Gfresh404 0 points1 point ago

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that looks fake

[–]torontoitguy 0 points1 point ago

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They are just a lovely couple!

[–]tf2fan 0 points1 point ago

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Sea lion jetpack - ACTIVATE!

[–]AJfromLA 0 points1 point ago

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Don't know if trolling, or raping....

[–]potatoesmcgee 0 points1 point ago

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I am tired enough I read motorist. Was briefly disappointed.

[–]herpichj 0 points1 point ago

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seals mean sharks...GET OUTTA THERE!

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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If it looks good, eat it.

[–]Sparkfire 0 points1 point ago

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I am surprised he didnt lose his hand.

[–]shadytradesman 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly I'm overcome by a desire to share how cool marine mammals are with you guys.

They're like mammals - - BUT MARINE! Doesn't matter that the water is cold, they swim in it. Doesn't matter if they can't breathe water, they just hold their damn breath! Think Phelps is cool because he can swim at a little more than 4mph? There are seals that swim at 25 mph!

And look how smooth they are!

Okay I'm done.

[–]smellypants 0 points1 point ago

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[Arrested Development joke]

[–]Wangjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit, I am proud of you. So far there has been only one Chuck Testa comment in this intire thread.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PAAAAARRRRPPP. !!!

[–]L5DK1tty 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sea lion, you so hilarious.

[–]CJRamze 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Voicer 0 points1 point ago

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That is not trolling... do any of you people understand what this word actually means? You know this is a word with an actual meaning. It's not some generic placeholder word that means whatever you want it to mean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_\(Internet\)

[–]CyberAlchemy 0 points1 point ago

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From your article

'non-internet related use of trolling for actions deliberately performed to provoke a reaction'.

Maybe you should actually read about trolling first, dumbass.

[–]Voicer -1 points0 points ago

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You think a seal is deliberately trying to provoke a reaction? You're retarded.

[–]uhadmeathello 1 point2 points ago

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Your right, you're right- you're the troll on this thread.

[–]TrollsJustWantLove[S] -1 points0 points ago*

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You're an idiot.

And Troll Dog

And another Troll dog

Just go away.

[–]shimmeringcircuits 1 point2 points ago

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BAM

[–]Voicer -1 points0 points ago

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You don't know what the word troll means. It's part of your username and you still don't even know what it means. That's sad.

[–]TrollsJustWantLove[S] -1 points0 points ago*

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You didn't read your own article...what do you know troll?

Noone agrees with your bizarre assessment. WHere have you been on this whole troll thing?

Need Proof?

I have upvotes 4000+...your upvotes? 0

This is what is truly sad.

Scoreboard

[–]Voicer -1 points0 points ago

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Appeal to majority. You're an idiot.

[–]youtalkintome -1 points0 points ago

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Swish!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i fucking hate seals. pieces of blubber and shit. always stealing my bait, snapping my line and stealing my fish.

at least i got my revenge one day. after this one seal had been harassing everyone on the pier i managed to drop my line (with a fairly heavy weight) right on its head, no more seals the rest of the day.

edit: also this is a sea lion, note the ears.

[–]raliff -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE. Chuck Testa.

[–]iam4real 2 points3 points ago

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This is getting old

[–]CrackHaddock -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE

[–]shimmeringcircuits 0 points1 point ago

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YUP

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i would love to be trolled by a seal

[–]rab777hp -1 points0 points ago

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seal lion

[–]deancomeautela -1 points0 points ago

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I bet you thought it was a sea lion NOPE, Chuck Testa