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[–]Ian1732 118 points119 points ago

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Erryday I'm Dumblin.

[–]Biased_Dumbledore 30 points31 points ago

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50 Points to Gryffindor!

[–]CarthageForever 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Jimothyscrye 73 points74 points ago

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Snape's face may be the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]Phapeu 19 points20 points ago

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I preferred the Neville Longbottom shuffle in the background.

[–]tubadeedoo 5 points6 points ago

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I preferred the guy seemingly masturbating in the lower left corner.

[–]k80k80k80 13 points14 points ago

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In all the movies I've ever seen him in, I've never seen Alan Rickman fully smile. So great!

[–]the_goat_boy 6 points7 points ago

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Hans Gruber laughs gleefully in Die Hard.

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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January Man. He smiles for about five seconds... maybe ten.

[–]animalcule 0 points1 point ago

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I can only imagine him saying this: http://www.instantostrich.com/

[–]dcy123 14 points15 points ago

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Was gonna wait to drop my LSD till i got home from work, but oh well.

[–]Brandaman 10 points11 points ago

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Not Safe For Epileptics

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to say this, the rapid flashing from green to red is even worse than a rapidly blinking white light.

[–]antlion_safari 7 points8 points ago

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So much for a seizure-free Friday!

[–]nogswarth 3 points4 points ago

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PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES NOW

[–]jeffbell 3 points4 points ago

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Here's the Whole clip. This part is in the first few seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84nUq4uStQA&NR=1

[–]IAmADubstep 10 points11 points ago

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SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPESNAPESNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPESNAPESNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPESNAPESNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPESNAPESNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPESNAPESNAPE

[–]sexypantstime 1 point2 points ago

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Everybooodyyy!

[–]Shocksrage 1 point2 points ago

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If you aren't doing Snape get the f out the club.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 2 points3 points ago

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ok... so i have 3d analygraph enabled on my computer, and I have the glasses. This was perfect for me.

[–]smileshigh 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant. This is still the first thing I think of when Friday comes around.

[–]slothwrangler 2 points3 points ago

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Aww man I got excited because I thought it was Van Damme Friday!!

[–]JedTheKrampus 1 point2 points ago

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God dammit, where are my 3d aviators when I need them?!?!!

[–]captainstagneti 1 point2 points ago

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Prepared to downvote for a Rebecca black reference. Pleasantly surprised.

[–]caligari87 2 points3 points ago

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My wife hates that song so bad, and she's so easy to troll.

Wife: Oh, I'm so glad it's friday...

Me: Yep. Gotta get down, chose a seat...

Wife: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU IHATEYOU RAEG

[–]nagro 1 point2 points ago

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Snape's at an [8]

[–]bigdaddypoppin 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god thats going to give someone a seizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[–]jeffbell 1 point2 points ago

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The system is down.

The system is down.

FYI http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

[–]Shuko 3 points4 points ago

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Where the CRAP did that clip come from! Please tell me it's from one of the movies and not a behind the scenes cast clip! D:

[–]indrion 14 points15 points ago

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Well, judging by the random crew in the background...

[–]recks 2 points3 points ago

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Thats actually Neville Longbottom

[–]jeffbell 0 points1 point ago

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Except that he has a walkie-talkie in his back pocket.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

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That looks like a crew member behind Snape so I'd say it's behind the scene footage.

[–]voldemortoutbitches 4 points5 points ago

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Prisoner of Azkaban behind the scenes

[–]Schmibitar 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear, I suppose we must get a party started.

[–]voldemortoutbitches 1 point2 points ago

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Ain't no party like a Hogwarts party because a Hogwarts party includes saving convicted murderers from certain death by using timeturners to repeatedly travel back in time and thus, don't stop.

[–]bananaCabanas 0 points1 point ago

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Snape is just phased out on MDMA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I know exactly what it means!

I'm going to drink by myself and then go to sleep.

[–]Shannonigans 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]crouder1992 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck i hate working on Saturday....

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't no party like a wizard party.

[–]nazzurro 0 points1 point ago

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Snape's thinking, "I can feel every individual hair on my head, maaaan"

[–]Klooginator 0 points1 point ago

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[–]piperdave 0 points1 point ago

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Was so worried there was going to be a Rebecca Black reference here...THANK GOD

[–]August_BurnsRed 0 points1 point ago

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Was expectin rebbeca blacks stupid face, but this was much better

[–]thecalster 0 points1 point ago

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who else tried their 3D red and blue glasses?

[–]dankchunkybutt 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE. For me it means exams today and tomorrow.

[–]jadewolf 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck! What is the likelihood that I would have been wearing 3D glasses at that exact moment . . . . gahhhh my eyes!

[–]PBAsydney 0 points1 point ago

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First class at school is usually at noon, work starts at 9AM on Saturdays.

Friday is the only day of the week I can't party (not that I do much of it)

[–]T-Med 0 points1 point ago

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Blah blah blah gay joke...

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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I just happened to have one of those old red-blue 3D glasses on the table next to me, shit just got real.

[–]Ichthaeus 0 points1 point ago

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And here I thought friday meant I was in love...

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[–]mancusod 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh so loud they decided to commit me to a mental hospital, and now I'm crying on the floor about the awesomeness of this post.

[–]BonHommeRichard -2 points-1 points ago

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I dislike trolls.

[–]scootsmagoots -1 points0 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it means party and party and yeah! Party and party and yeah! fun, fun, fun, fun... fuck I cant do this anymore.

[–]thisisyour20 0 points1 point ago

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Means I get to spend my night washing dishes, yaaay...

[–]Batterup714 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't no party like a Dumbledore party...

[–]JJB-125 0 points1 point ago

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I watched about 20 minutes of Snape swaying back and forth. Funniest thing i've seen all day.

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

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"Dude, those lemon drops kick ass!"

"That's MDMA, you senile old bastard! HAHA!"

[–]megustacerveza 0 points1 point ago

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Huddled up rocking back and forth in front of a fireplace? :(

[–]chefmcduck -2 points-1 points ago

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Snape gonna rape somebody

[–]misspinaberry -1 points0 points ago

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Everyday I'm Dumblin'

[–]poonJavi39 -2 points-1 points ago

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Or for him it may mean "Take a cock in your butt".

[–]The-Dudemeister -2 points-1 points ago

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FRIDAY, FRIDAY- GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!!!

[–]do_the_drew 0 points1 point ago

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Give a bitch a black eye day?

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[–]etgggg 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's like your opinion man.

[–]retinarow 1 point2 points ago

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It's not his fault he hates being reminded of things.

[–]DoesntUpvoteOwnPost -1 points0 points ago

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3D glasses?